/palg/ - Paladins General

. . . and SMITE!

no, cuck.

and bot smashers!

back to your containment thread

It would be extremely better character design.

God I love her dance emote, too bad palababs will never have one nearly as good as most in smite.

too bad shites will never have a game nearly as good as paladins
oh, wait.

she'd be better without the robe too

You're an edible guy

MOJI IS A CUTE

So you're saying SHITE is as good Paladongs then?

Yes.

the cutest!

What does Makoa think of her riding a turtle?

Makoa doesn't belong to the same species, there isn't a hook with a turtle attached there.

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>You will never put Pigxie into a mating press
>You will never hear her scream out how much she wants your seed inside her

General report from Expo

>Battlegrounds
Funner then I expected, will likely draw a lot of players into the game thanks to the trend. Heavily reminds me of playing BGs in MMOs from the past which is nice since that game play is hard to find outside MMOs. Overall positive thing for the game and will really help the game grow, in theory you can gain a fuck hueg playerbase in this mode who give zero fucks about the competitive/actual good part of the game but heavily fund it. Everyone wins. It won't kill any pubG or anything but it'll defiantly grab people who are into the setting but hate the execution. The details are unclear but they'll be fine tuned over the next year so not much to say until it hits PTR.

>Paladins Strike
Its a twin stick shooter that plays a lot like League of Legends except it cuts out all the bullshit. Team work around objective play is incredibly important and the individual mechanics are deep enough that personal play has a significant impact on the flow of the match. Really impressed with how it runs, it will catch a lot of people off guard.

>Bot Smashers
I played a dozen games. Its a game you'll play on the shitter when you have minimal time. Not going to change the world but if you want a slightly more complex Clash Royal. It has its place and it seems to make Drybear really happy so Its cool

she's not fat, you're just a jealous femnon who wants the attention she gets. fuck off already.

battlegrounds seems so boring to me, the items are all just stat boosts and don't allow for anything fun since you can only have 1 item of each type

it's pre-alpha dude...has to start somewhere

>Bot Smashers made Drybear happy
d-did paladins fail him...?

I think it's a cute nickname personally.

It becomes increasingly difficult each day to put my feelings for her into words, as they grow exponentially more intense and more beautiful over time, but words are limited.
It is my intention to be her loyal husband for as long as there is life in me, and any obstacle that might cross our path shall do us no harm, for our love has the strength to overcome all.

I imagine it's at least a lot less stressful since he is just making a game to fund bigger projects down the line.

kneel and suck my dick

Well you don't have to deal with erez and reddit bs

Ying fucks Sha-Lin

The stat boost is a bit bland but can be easily spiced up down the line, have to start with the basic early on. You defiantly notice the difference and usually the last 10 people have a really fun scuffle due to all the boosts. Team fights are long and teamwork excels. Think old WoW BG style.
As long as people go into it with a fresh mind they'll likely get some fun out of it, especially if you play with a group. Just don't treat it like normal paladongs and you're fine.

I wonder if they met while she was a comfort woman and he a thousand hands employee.

So you think Shalin lets Zhin fuck her?

You're all odious cowards for still attempting to spread lies about my sweetheart.

get out, no one wants your selfposting in a fucking video game thread

Why the fuck is bounce house still broken?? If you aren't going to balance the game at least make the abilities do what it says they're supposed to.

remove

APALLA4748E071213

PWC lootpack for Paladins, its a multi use code for every game but I have the rest redeemed for PC and I'm unsure if they're usable on each platform once. If so go nuts.

unbound

comfy 10K VIP

Thanks

>already claimed
):

Since the tournaments were played in OB63, I started thinking if they would actually remove Unbound so the pros wouldn't play OB63 again in the next tournament, but then I realized they can just give the pros level 10 cards prematurely, fuck.

no, she's allowed. she's /ourgirl/

What an amazing ult combo

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who the fuck hit seris
she had like 3/4 of her health up

eagle eye kinessa

give maeve a nintendo switch

>what's a killfeed

give maeve a kick into the ditch

>solo heal pip
So many of these fuckers appear ever since ob64. What the fuck happened?

give maeve skooma

mischief

>mischief
>heal

no kicking maeve
no turning maeve into junkie
be nice to cute pink cat

Make Maeve into a meal!

>constant CD reduction
>bad for heals

>only heal for 1.2k instead of 2.4k
Not even solo heal Pip is retarded enough to do that

give maeve lots of head pats

Rip Maeve's teeth out and pull on her hair

turn mean anons in to treats and give them to maeve

Hope you like razor blades

>I don't support Maeve and friends

>I support Maeve and friends

Why would they play unbound when comp is bound?

Sorry I care about more important things, dumb cat poster.

because the pro's hate playing with gimped level 4 cards.

youtube.com/watch?v=2c8hVULrlG4

i'm giving talus head pats right now

give some to maeve

If grandpa kept waking he'd be in positron to kock them off

well they better get used to it because they'll be playing with those in tourneys

no

Why does Seris get so many good skins?

where is the andro final skin concept

>OB44
>OB64
>Battlegrounds

Why did it have to be like this? Why didn't you stop it?

Holt hid it in a different timeline.

>Battlegrounds
This actually made a lot of people return and/or check out the game for the first time. Erez even said that they won't balance around this mode because you have the choice to pick the same champs your enemy pick so if you lose it's your fault.

pixieqt

>Cerberus
New main anyone?
>steals your healing with passive
>steals your soul
>then steals your healer with ult
What can't he do?

Back to your general. You don't want it to die, do you?

I'm already here

does anyone else find cassie's ridiculously sized chest disgusting?
hirez should make her flat

No. I would like to see Lian lose a cup size though.

>2 supports on enemy team
>I'm the only one with caut 3
Get me out of this low elo hell fuck me

matchmaking right now is complete shit

>Playing at morning
Unless you are EU, because they are fucked 24/7 with roaches, kurwas and vodkas.

My internet is dog shit, the only time I can play is during very early morning hours, 1-6 usually. Living in the middle of bum fuck no where sucks. Fuck this shitty state.

What's your elo, kiddo?

>NA think their server is good
oh the irony

#makecassieflat