/srg/ - Speedrunning General

pretty sure twitch takes at least half of each sub

and here I thought it being early in the day would keep highschoolers from posting

I think that thing is running a game coming up soon. There's a runner called liz the goddess, looked it up, its twitter says something about a lady with a very deep voice.

There have been 44 games run so far and only 2 of them had a transexual runner. Yet you keep sperging out 24/7 because you are a triggered little snowflake that hates videogames and has no friends.

>sub only chat
>no super metroid race
>no comfy 5 hour jrpg runs
>no couch cam
>no fun allowed
When will *gdq die?

he's absolutely correct tho

Getting banned for everything

generation zyklon is going to gas you fucking faggots

+1
Why go against the gender you were born with?
You still have the same chromosomes.

Only 2
Even 1 is too much you faggot
Can't swear but having metally ill faggots o nstream for your kids to watch is ok

Dumb.

Fat.

Americans.

no crowd cam is pretty sad. Hope a new event pops up soon for U.S. speed degenerates.

>>>pol/

>the goddess

good thing the next run is a tranny run. hmmm I wonder what % of the population retard mtf fucking mutants are

gender =/= biological sex

OBSESSED

That's what I wanted to say, biological sex.

>women are 50% of the population
>no female runners yet
>trannies are .001% of the population
>3 tranny runners so far

went to bed during halo 5, did i miss any good runs?

LOOK MOM I DID IT AGAIN!

our president drinks 12 diet cokes heheh

>ignoring literal science
you are a smart one and your caps lock really owned me

>literal science

>literal
liberal ftfy

dont forget his absolutely epic picture

I have eyes so it's impossible now to see the disgusting freaks as I watch a run

>unblockable ads
>pay for chat get banned
>emotes blocked

They "claim" they don't and that 100% goes to GDQ to distribute.

They'd probably be transparent about such a change, and /srg/ would be the first to know to update the laundering scheme.

Or maybe they did start taking half again for GDQs, wouldn't surprise me.

can I get exactly 1 (you)

please go educate yourselves. you shouldn't be proud of being ignorant lol

IM CLOSING MY EYES AND ALL I HEAR IS A MAN LMFAO

Oh boy here we go

no there is no agenda at all

>Goddess

>LizTheGoddess
>I imagine this cute chick
>Turned out to be that beast in the couch

Trannies should be fucking purged.

i hold a phd

ristar is a good speedrun tho

tranny using cheats already hahahah
3 tranny runners
1 tranny announcer
who am I missing?

>when this is my game

This guy would be alright if he wasn't such a disgusting tranny
This shit really needs to stop, all of these meme trannies are going to regret this and/or kill themselves 5 years from now

>tranny speedrunning
sorry guys, this is too pathetic, I'm out

is that an actual girl on the right in the couch?

Is he inappropriately touching the boss without consent?

Hello??? Uyama????

Im not sure anymore

Who is couch girl?

You are missing the bullet to nd your shitpile of a life already.

This chick has a manlier voice than most dudes.

I remember you from like 12 hours ago correct?

YOU NEVER KNOW

I don't know what that is but it's talking

...

it's the closest thing to one I've seen in the last five days on this stream. at least put a nonzero amount of work into its voice if it's a tranny, but I think it's a girl

that is because it is a man

...

just keeping count bro why you so mad hahaa

Source: Some gender studies professor's opinion

at least she's decent at her game

he's so good it took a minute to realize he was on turbo

these are my splits from well over a year to a year and a half of not playing, so use this as a reference for the run

yeah men with autism are really good at repetitive tasks, usually even if they take hormones

this run is invalid anyway

this girl pretending shes relevant to the conversation
also the guy called the runner he and he didnt care, but the girl stilled tried to make a point going "she" and gave him and evil look, liz literally doesnt care but shes trying to push it

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the point of transitioning was so you could try to look and sound like the opposite gender?

>THE SCIENCE IS REAL I SWEAR
>Dr. Sheklestien from NYU published a paper.

>she
>her

Yeah it's nice. What was that about turbo at the beginning? Is that on the controller or from the game?

Probably hasn't committed down there, it takes dedication and perfect execution.

It's a very obscure category.

very mature. incredible counter argument.
It is Veeky Forums though, don't know what I expected.

>LIZ THE GODDESS

With a little effort he could be working as radio host, such a nice manly voice.

probably a switch on the controller

>ywn have a CCnC (cute, cool and collected) and non-awkward gf who speedruns obscure genesis games and actually knows her shit
she's the perfect speedrunning gf

i will donate $1000 if liz were to say fucking niggers on stream

you know in this case I think the point of transitioning was to guarantee a slot at agdq

NO NOT THE MEMORY GAMES
MY CHILDHOOD 'NAM FLASHBACKS

She's probably polyamorous.

...

do NOT belittle my waifu

>very mature. incredible counter argument.
>It is Veeky Forums though, don't know what I expected.
PERFECTLY NORMAL GOY
NATURAL EVEN
Beautiful even

Why are there so many fucking trannies in this scene

she's definitely has cucked some nerds

Are you trying to imply that polyamory is bad?

Wow, just, wow

Because you don't actually need to be good unlike real competitive games.

Is it just me, or are there more transexuals this year.
Just from watching on/off on my second monitor I'm counting 3 already.
Does AGDQ use it as a criteria, or is that just the speedrunning community in general?

is this "Liz" supposed to be transwoman?
srsly these dudes dont even bother trying to pass. If this guy wasnt speedruneer, I would just assume its normal fat guy with bitchtits who gave up on any kind of fashion.

Does calling yourself woman speedrunner despite obviously being man brings you many shekels or what?

What if subbing to chat is a euphemism for transitioning?

why not get plastic surgery on your man face before you stab a hole where your dick was ??????????????????/

Polturds usually fgo for the old christian fanatic values so they are ok if they have multiple gfs but sperg out if a girl had more thna 2 bfs.

Where is the cutie that runs the disney games?

What is the current tranny counter including this run?

Hugbox community that shields them from any and all criticism. Perfect for the mentally ill to languish in the few things they can do like autistically completing video games as fast as possible

RNJesus

XDD!!!111!

Of course these abominations would diminish the name of their saviour.