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>Mercy -Valkyrie gutted
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You really should include this in the op

Here comes T.Racer!

2nd for best girl

MOMMY!

Sombra online.

>2 healers on team in QP
>get gold healing as roadhog

8st for reaper is a pedophile

Mei I present to you a mei that I wish was gift wrapped

>spic
In to the trash it goes

NERF MERCY ALREADY

I want to bully Reaper until he cries!

there should only be one of any hero at any one time

*blocks your nerfs*

Sorry sweetie

Emily is for _____.

Cucks.

If Blizzard leaves this Mercy nerf on live server I'm going to quit this game

There are already enough DPS instalockers who get to play OP heros (Genji;Tracer;Junk) and you have ONE good support (MERCY) and you trash her... for WHAT REASON?

So no team has any support again?
And before anyone says "LOL MERCY MAIN"
Yes, I'm a fucking Mercy Main, and I'm sitting at 4.1k elo currently with a all-time high of 4.3k, so unless you're literally above 4.3k don't reply to me with "lol mercy main"

Fucking stupid game and balance team, shouldve just left old Mercy

Tracer!

Tracer's steamy dick.

>diamond
overbuff.com/players/pc/fevercadence-1713
I don't think 2726 is diamond.

lol mercy main

OWL make HOOT HOOT sound

Cucking

>/v/ reduced to namecalling with their crappy memes
fucking seething

>another day with no mercy nerfs

>you will never fuck tracer while emily watches and cries

How devastated would she be if she find out that Lena cheated on her with a guy?

Do you think Jack and Gabe forget how strong they are sometimes?

>another day with no big titty heroine

lol

Ana drinks so much tea because she's a dried-up old bag.

lol mercy main

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

Guess I’m the onlyone that likes Mei and wants to play at a high level where I can actual use her wall properly and 1v6 the enemy team to save the point.

Any tips?

This is a well planned bait.

Yes, I'm a fucking Mercy Main, and I'm sitting at 4.1k elo >mercy main

>mercy main
Straight to the trash

wait until a legitimately decent skin comes out so you dont look like a bumbling fatfuck retard autist while doing it

>see that Ana is always spilling her yogurt
>see pic related

Why are Jack and Ana so bad at eating yogurt? Are they retarded?

>play QP
>always at least 3 offensive heroes on defense and 3 defensive heroes on attack
>they don’t switch roles just heroes within the role
>don’t even bother to get an ult charge just chop n change
>other healers or other tanks will usually change to the same role as the rest of the team when they realise we have no chance of winning

I love my wife Sombra!

KarQ's latest has some good tips, as a Mei you need to be on top of your 1v1s when you can get them

youtube.com/watch?v=DSOmqK70osY

why would you ever want your waifu beaten up
that's just sick man

Post her butt

She’s Mexican, she gets off on that

That doesn't mean they are doing poorly. That means you are feeding your ass off. And if you have gold elims and damage, its probably because you are off flanking like a retard while your dps are zoned because they have no peel from the tanks.

it's not yogurt

where are my 100 tokens blizz

not existing in my overwatch universe

No they didn’t heal very much at all
I occasionally saw Zen’s healing orb but I never saw Moira use her healing spray or healing orb

unable to comply
specify source of butt

>hog is bitching at our Zenyatta that he's outhealing him
>actually gets a card at the end for self-healing
>he thinks this is a good thing

Thanks dog, I was wondering why the enemy had ults every 30 seconds.

Six hours to OWL!

Is it mayo?

sombra
pharah
widow
tracer
mercy

...

Mercy main here with high of 4391. Just watching the OWL shows what a problem Mercy is. The fights will be over and then the bitch swoops in and rezs two people. She has almost a 100% pickrate. She needs the nerf. You're just mad because you were plat two seasons ago and you have to go back.

>all the other GM mercies are fakers but *I* won't drop when she's nerfed

>takes a pic of a random player

How butthurt can one person be?

Tfw the nerf hits mercy mains so hard they plummet back to silver where they belong

...

I've played overwatch every season and the game played objectively better when mercy was dumpster tier. I couldn't give two shits about your rank, the fact that you and every other mercy one-trick is about to quit Overwatch will increase the quality of my games by a massive margin

>trans lucio drinking eyeball juice

Can somebody please explain why people who gets ressed keep their full ult charge?

>Kill Reaper on the point
>Mercy moths, instares him
>He ults immediately

I want to fuck that mexican

>*blocks your path*

I wonder what that pic would look like if it was made the other way around.

>be in voice chat
>mute everyone at the beginning of the match
D E V I L I S H

cucking 'people' with horrible taste

oh we can play that game if you want

>he doesn't want a bonus girl for threesomes that comes for free with his waifu
But why user?

Stop

I don't want to have sex with anyone other than Tracer.

>friend request from salty shitter
>let it sit there for 10min
>add him, type "loser", delete again
>another friend request from the same guy

:^)

>It's a "Gold border Soldier player complains about how nobody kills Mercy" episode
Gee whiz, if only someone on our team played a hero with literal aimbot built into his kit

I definitely will drop, probably to low-mid masters.
Are you mad because somebody is a higher ranked Mercy shitter than you? Thought no one here had ever hit t500 as a mercy one-trick and could call your bluff?

>rochelle from left 4 dead 2 eating a banana and making baboon sounds

But that's wrong, Emily is made for cucking, not the other way. She's perfect for this role and she's just so horrible and ugly character that you don't feel any shame for doing this.
Well, you can just let her watch if you want to.

>she's just so horrible and ugly
literally everyone in that comic was horrible and ugly

...

1.Double the mourning distance/height of her turrets to place on high buildings.

2. Let her disassemble and relocate her tp/shield gen but if she dies while carrying she loses it.

#MakeSymmGreatAgain

This comic is her only "canon" appearance, there are no proofs that she looks different.

missed the point there buddy

Even his husband is bad at it, but why does he look so smug about it?

Official blizzard concept artist drew this piece last summer.

>SFM garbage
It takes a special kind of pathetic to be able to look at this shit and think it looks remotely attractive let alone to masturbate to it

As I said, I would prefer if Emily didn't exist at all.

Not even "canon". He can draw whatever he wants, it doesn't affect official sources in any way. Come back when emily doesn't look like a bag of dear rats with a wig on top.

Freed myself from this shitty game since august and for some reason am installing it now again. Has is gotten even worse since I last played it?

>EMILY IS CANON UGLY BECAUSE SHE WAS IN THIS COMIC BY A SHIT ARTIST REEEEEE

Worse

Yes. Wait until Mercy and Junkrat nerfs.

this is fanart

>posts another fanart
Pathetic.

>thinking this game would ever get better
You never actually freed yourself.

And you saying emily is ugly for sure 100% is an opinion

I want to be that Pharah

Do I win a prize?

Yeah she's totally not ugly, guys, real qt right here.

They also drew brits drinking lemon tea
That's the level of shit this comic is

>10 losses for each victory

>tfw brit & drink lemon tea