/palg/ - Paladins General

>2018
>he doesn't waifu Ash

user...

I guess even the bots don't want to play....

Paladins more like PalaDEAD ahahahaa!

Ash has a large penis.

>invite some people with gold weapons into party
>when I enter the party in a queue they dont join the same game

hirez pls stop breaking everything

Fernando makes me wish we could swap between emotes during the match. He just has so many great ones.

So just started playing. Is Bomb King just easy or is it just that I'm playing with other newbies. Feels real easy to land stickies on players and just do a shit ton of damage.

>NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

are you higher level?

bomb king vs bots (until ur lvl 5 you're playing vs bots) is super easy and OP because bots don't really move

Oh well now I feel retarded, carry on.

Are the servers borked right now? I cant seem to get into a match and when I do it usually displays an error message about how someone didnt lock in a character.

mines fucked too

Nothing on the status page, but something is fucked up.

yeah servers are fucked

something has been fucked for awhile now. I kept getting input lag, shots not registering and getting random damage indicators without getting hit or my health being lowered

When are we getting a GILF champ? Smite already has several.

>gilf
>looks like a 16 year old

If my love were to be measurable, it would extend far beyond the reaches of this universe.
I cannot stress enough just how much I cherish her. The words of some might upset me, but I know they are untrue. It is impossible for them to harm our love.

stop posting in spoilers faggot

Gives me Vivian build pls.

We are stronger together!

>those animu stares and almost touching hands
disgusting

any update on where one could find full card stats?
You would think that with such a big game changing update updating wiki would be a priority
I mean seriously how could they forget this

what an idiot

this game needs a cute crimson haired young man that fights with sword and shield.

>SHITE season 5 hasn't even started
>Reddit bullied an org out of it already
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

...

Who /bellona/ here?

It only needs a proper loli.

i said it before i'll say it again: both smite and paladins subreddits' regulars need to be gassed. The world would be a much, much better place with them gone.

this

It's not like Rival was runner up at worlds, but the players on team Rival. Rival (the org) doesn't deserve a free pass into the pro league for season 5 but r/smite is too dense to realize that and sacred off an org that would help the game grow.

t. r/Paladongs cucks
r/SMITE chads are taking it to lo-rez while you fantasize about lore

i avoid those two subreddits as much as I can because every time I glance at their front pages I feel like i'm suffering an aneurism

>second place in SWC and fan favourites
>kick them for unknown org
lmfao kill yourself lowrez employee

did you not read his post or have you been blinded by a runaway burgervan

>not recognizing r/Paladongs and/or lo-rez falseflagging
baka

SEETHING

you call it falseflagging,i call it faggotry

Nice hope that garbo scene dies desu

here's hoping rival doesn't deal with hirez's shit anymore, and mythic still thinks it isn't worth getting into the game anymore

hug the maeve

>hehe me no care about freedom, progress, or other people, me just like cat and friends

You guys are boring.

This game is boring. OB66 when

Your face is boring.

is slug shot still good?

>ash
>ever good

vivian would be more likeable if I had a machine gun and not a rifle

but someone on /palg/ said shes really good!

the truth is that even with slug shot you suck with ash so you just say that she's bad

Why would she be more likeable if you got a machine gun? She would still have a rifle.
You're not making any sense, user.

now go smaller

>be Mattypocket
>be the boyfriend of lo-rez employee
>be the "friend" of a CSGO team
>try to muscle in to SPL including a secret recruiting scheme, replacing the org that made it to worlds
>your secret gets leaked your org throws a hissyfit and says its quitting
>lo-rez comes out and says your org was fired because it was recruiting players before lo-rez was allowing it
THE STATE

why are the scenes for hi-rez games such jokes

>not even SMITEposters can save /palg/
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DECAY

>Get kicked from spl for another org
>That org leaves
>Get invited back
>Accept
lmao how beta can you be

I think he's pretty hard overall. Its tough landing stickies on sanic flanks though he's a good dueler.

Anatoliy was right all those years ago

Mattypocket was a shitbag, and he still is

i don't understand, i can't understand. why does people in TDM just run in a straight line constantly towards snipers? i've already lost 6 matches, all of them lasted between 6 to 8 minutes. its fucking retarded and there is nothing i can do besides closing the game.

just play bots. 150-200 gold for a 5-6 minute long game is the best deal you can get right now

What the hell is this card system? Do I need to level my cards to stand a chance now? Is this game total shit?

Cards Unbound
In Arcade mode, yes
Yes

shit yes yes

play bound. Cards are set to level 4

>play battleground
>have +300 hp card for Nando
>find a +100% hp item
>you get 600 bonus from your card now
>enemy Nando has +600 hp card for Nando
>he finds a +100% hp item
>he gets 1200 bonus from his card now
how is BG not gonna be a shitshow in unbound, like what the fuck are they thinking

Thanks faggots

I noticed they nerfed mah boy Drogoz. Why are hi-rez such retards about patches?

Just make the +%HP bonus work off your base health without the +HP card counting.

Is it just me or does the reset on Skye not always work

I don't think there's anything in this game that always works properly.

It resets on kills, not eliminations. Right?

I'm retarded,

But hey, at least i got a legitimate reason to complain about ks'ing now

Is it finally dead?

Battlegrounds saved Paladins.

We're going to be back to 20k average players by february.

So, they WILL ban Strix from Battegrounds right? He is clearly overpowered in that mode.

>implementing new game mode before updating the wiki

WHY

But we are getting Battlegrounds in March.

Khan is also coming in March
Coincidence?
I think not
I really hope that huge harpoon launcher will be a cool ability and not just Hook 2.0

I'm trying to figure out how Andro's punch works now. Apparently it doesn't do damage immediately but creates a tiny AoE after a delay?

what's in his other hand?

a gun

Looks like a small SMG, or a large pistol

>harpoon gun works like Grover's vine
>paired with his weapon, he becomes a dive character intended for getting up in peoples' faces
>high rate of fire means he'll mess people up at that distance
>tournaments ban assault grovers

What if Khan's harpoon just pins people to the wall?

so Impaler Arrow

I have an idea for it. He looks fucking massive, right? What if he could harpoon people, and keep them on a leash? So they couldn't get, let's say, more than 15 feet away from him. Or it could be a simple root if we're creatively bankrupt

>impaler arrow cancer 2.0

i don't want to grind for gold, i already got like 600k, i want to play the game. how can people be so retarded they can't figure out how to play fucking team deathmatch (ITS LITERALLY KILL AND DON'T GET KILLED)

(one person kinda sorta excused themselves tho, saying they were an overwatch player testing the game and they are too used to always running to a chokepoint to die so these "extra routes" and "open areas" were new to them. it was pretty sad.)

you get matched with people on your level

what a funny joke, user