/twg/ - Total War General

Did they patch Mortal Empires fully yet?

>the first total war game to feature nvidia hairworks.
>see each hair fall as lu bu's spear grazes guan yu's beard.

>post yfw next game after Three Kingdoms is 16th century Reformation.

>europoors
>when anglos are literally in charge of saving CA games sales
anglos and viKANGZ gonna sell 100 times better than chinkshit because your countrymen are too fucking poor to afford pc and buying a game instead of pirating it

I have started this and it feels great
I love you guys

My magic 8 balls says that SSX will be a hero unit.

We've had onna bushi and daughters of mars already.

>a setting somehow even more boring than spearchinks

And it will outsell Warshit tenfold easily making CA never even consider fantasy ever again

REGIMENTAL GANGBANG SOON

Not till may.

>game zooms in on heroes whenever their beard is touched
>Legend says this is bad game design because he can't kite properly

Multiple embeds in twg has been around since shogun 2

deliberate embeds has been an epic maymay for ages you dumb niigger

They bought the LoTR licence

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no they didnt

take a deep breath and relax a little man

>Boring and overly complicated setting that happened because a guy nailed a piece of paper on a door

GW holds the LotR model liscence, and a sequel to Shadow of Mordor was allowed, so migth happen

Everything but the basic skellingtons have caps. Like you can only have 2 war chariots per tier of the chariot building.

Also there is still probably a set recruitment cap, but I don't recall.

chinkshit is probably going to be huge, western generations are mixing with rich chinese at universities and China will start pushing it's agenda in Hollywood once the sex scandals burn down the jewish lobbies. Your children will be watching return of the exes 7 ex-ecutioner

>They don't want the Spanish Square and firearms alongside full plate knights

R A T S

>warhammer mods auto-update
>corrupts my campaign
FUCK YOU

you pike and shot shitters never give up huh

Aren't the skaven basically chinese?

A shitton of abysmal troops?

RATS WE'RE THE RATS

This sounds like a far better future than whatever the Goblins were conjuring in their blood rituals.

I'm glad chinks will you /trash/ niggers when 3k comes out

nigga it's been big ever since we played dynasty warriors 3 back in high school.

>mods
You have only youself to blame.

youtube.com/watch?v=WNHnX4xsplo&list=PL33A390995E9A7F00

>chinkshit is probably going to be huge
no matter where it takes place total war is a niche game

it was just skins why would it do that

Reminder to enjoy your favorite Total War setting and let others enjoy theirs as well!

Nah, they're the Mad Scientist trope applied to Literally Rats.

no way. Are they taking the piss? they need half a year for that?

Cathay when

Could you repeat that in English?

there will be a patch with tomb kings

This!

Also, is Steel Faith a good mod for Warhammer?

He's not. DLC Norsca and the Foundation Regiments of Renown aren't going to arrive until May. Other Foundation improvements will hit before then.

you'll be when 3k comes out dirty furfag

so this is the fall of /twg/ and the white race, well done ca, well done.

>I'm glad chinks will /trash/ you niggers when 3k comes out
FTFY you illiterate Curr

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I find it enjoyable in TWW2. Just remove the new units with their submod. I like how it makes it a bit harder to swim in money in the late game.

Reminder that Bronies are worse than furries and its a good thing that they separate themselves

>GW
last i checked CA wasnt owned by GW

Don't forget the buck teeth and martial arts

>skaven were just a testground for hordes of chinks

Thanks for translating user.

I'll still be around then :^)

are skaven weebs?

Clan Eshin did learn their shit from Nipon so at least some of them are.

Actually yes. Warhammer notJapan even taught them the super secret ninja arts for no particular reason.

Clan Eshin is for sure.

That's an accurate drawing of Liu Bei.

Clan Eshin are weebs, Clan Moulder are the nightmarish bio-freaks, Clan Skryre are Mad Scientists and Clan Pestilens are gross.

I just want medieval 3

reminder to report and ignore the furryposter

>those ratos rook rike coll dudes
>ret's teach them ninjutsu

>implying they didn't fall for QUEEK ELFUCKER's stunning looks

Let's also add the long flowing robes and character-based writing system. It's really uncanny.

NOOOOOO THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN! HELP ME ARCHAON

Holy shit.
Was splinter a skaven who got teleported to modern new york?

That was long before Queek. He's actually pretty young
By the end times he dies at 13

Roman expedition horde army mod for 3k TW WHEN?

>mfw you take the Ancient City of Quintex

This place makes Marienburg look like Mousillon

There are people in this very thread who unironically ENJOY playing the snoozefest that is Lizardmen and Dwarves

We actually and willingly share these threads with these people.

is medieval 2 worth buying or should i just pirate it

Crom the Conqueror when? Fuck I'd be ok with just a mod to give the norsca guy a helmet.

I guarantee there's going to be one or three event screens about Roman dignitaries coming to visit.

>An expedition was mounted to return the merchant along with ten female and ten male "blackish coloured dwarfs" he had requested as a curiosity, as well as a Chinese officer, Liu Xian of Huiji (in Zhejiang), who died en route

F

It's worth it for like 5 bucks whenever it goes on sale, and only with Kingdoms because all the big mods require it.

Finally caught these beastmen fucking shits, spraying their chaos jizz all over the southlands.

depends on your tolerance for old control schemes and a non widescreen scaling UI.
It has a bunch of incredible mods, but its age is apparent.

>muslim immigrant murders innocent scandinavian civilian

Why is Medieval II $20? Pirate that shit.

Vlad suiciding me into this turn wasn't the plan as now I don''t have handgunners, and their vargheists are faster than me so I can't kit
Where dat

Just how many furry images do you have, I refuse to believe that there are other people who have these images, I wish they didn't draw the rats cutesy

Skins wouldn't do that
You probably corrupted it yourself

>Why is Medieval II $20?

To milk the nostalgiafags and fuel the tablet conversion.

> 6'1 vs. 5'11

He finds them by just searching rule 34 warhammer and then cropping them to fit his reponse, I still contest the kroxigor was being raped

My favorite "tactic". Line up and smash them to a pulp.

>Where dat

Naggaroth.

>tfw 5'11

Should I kill myself?

kill everyone taller than you

Yeh it actually doesn't matter. inb4 implyings