League of legends general /lolg/

xth for fox sluts with soft butts

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>ezreal builds giant slayer when the enemy team has no tanks
>still doesn't have a sheen or a tear at the end of the game

>One of the head editors for Riotgames
>Can't even post an add for writers without sounds like shit
Holy shit what were his job credentials?

Creep too low, needs to be higher for an S

who the fuck greenlit the valentine's skins
they're managing to be worse than the sewn chaos skins

what's good reddit :D:ZX.dx.d.zx.d.::D

>tfw no qt petite gf

> ARAM

how about you go fuck yourself faggot

>Jinx’s soft blue lips slowly move down the length of his throbbing cock
>All the way down to the base of it, leaving a lipstick mark

it's what xayah and rakan deserve

for every shot he fired, he kept track in FOURs

t. cant dodge skillshots

someone send him "potion ingredients"

Should i learn Draven? Is he strong right now? Probably not since he can't/shouldn't use the targon stuff.
What about Kalista?

Why the fuck is it if I don't want to babysit a fucking moron as a support I'm an evil asshole?

I don't enjoy the role, I never will. I just want Riot to fuck off with this auto-fill shit so I don't have to waste 20+ minutes of my time pretending to give a shit in a role I hate.

Just pick Brand "support" or something you fucking autismo

play a support that can roam and roam like you are mother fucker

Kalista is great.

Draven is a total win lane or get fucked gambit. I'm not against this but you have to accept that the champ has limitations that Kalista really doesn't.

how are so many FUCKING RETARDED AO{HNAF{HIOASDFOADFO champions allowed in THIS FUCKING GAME

>CAMILLE
>ZILEAN
>EZREAL

it makes me feel better that even a player like tyler can get stuck in d5 just like i am

shoutouts to all the retards that shitstirred and left eu discord because they didn't get enough attention or simply had nothing to orbit anymore
it only adds to your rotten and bullshit character
also well played by welding to advertise the cesspool that is NA and then fleeing the scene as well
you did the right thing, here's your imaginary (You)

ahri is pure!

> projecting that hard
ARAMcuckie, everyone.

>Complaining about Zilean
???

Never freelance unless you have a contract that says you're gonna get paid. Never do free work.

Protip: if you don't get placed in a match the first time you que up, you'll almost always get autofilled into support each subsequent attempt at finding a game.

What you have to do if someone declines the matchmaking, or if they dodge, is exit the que and reque.

I want to make movies with the Star Guardians

I want Lamb to SIT on my FACE!!!!

Skarner at worlds 2018

what do you play

nigga where the FUCK have you been that piece of shit has been ruining the game FOR YEARS

Really? What kind of movies do you want to make with them?

anyone wanna play ranked/normals?

AquaAnna

lmao just dodge his bombs

>joining lolg discord
that was the first mistake
its literally redit for Veeky Forums users assigning everyone a name and having it be moderated by a circle jerk
i cant imagine anything more sad and pathetic than u kids

@201649581
what's a?

You don't understand. If I pick something fun like Brand or Lux the retards in the games feed. Since of course, I have to pick shit I fucking hate like Leona and Alistar and even Faggot Gem Meister.

My jungler died in the enemy jungle without vision. He blames me that I should have come from mid lane when he pinged assistance.

>the current state of the game is acceptable to launch a brand new season on

really gets the nuggets a noggin if ya catch my meanin

Ok pick 2 SGs and 2 fetishes and tell me what your movie would be like

That's just normal kata things

A documentary about the human minds ability to cope with massive amounts of stimuli.

i can
it's called posting in this thread

I miss Top Lane.

Is Katarina THE League roastie?

get good

i want to fill your boywomb with my love ~syndrafag-chan~

I'd rather have fun than suck dicks.

yes

Suggest a champion that. to a normal player, would provoke a reaction of THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING STUPID but is perfect for autistic players

that's literally Evelynn

>he misses stat check vs stat check

Everyone's gonna say either Singed or Yasuo.

that's oddly specific, what exactly do you mean by that?

How fucking silver/gold can you be.

Except Evelynn doesn't actually fuck anyone, she murders them before it gets to actual fucking

Dr. Mundo

nice "interactive gameplay" youve got there.. be a shame if something happened to it

*indefinitely clears your waves while being unkillable*

>he doesn't miss stat check vs stat check

Was Gold 3, coming back to LoL after just fighting games and I’m trash. I either feed or carry, who’s a champ I can spam that can carry/help my mechanics?

Was thinking like Draven or maybe some mid laner

has a person who has relatively the same ping on both NA and EUW and play on both servers

why are people on NA so fucking bad?

Back off Syndranon is mine.

>Implying the last 3 seasons have been any better than this shitstorm of a preseason
I've been ready to leave this game for last 3 years.
Just waiting on the next big game fad
(MMO -> MOBA -> ?)
Hoping it comes out soon so I can jump ship before all the shitters get tired too.

He thinks stat check vs stat check is healthy or even good intuitive gameplay that takes any brain cells to play around.

t. brainlet meleebab

I play on both EUW and NA while living in England.
Difference is about 100 ping

Should I

damn thats a bit too much

whats your ping on eu though?

I want to slap that ass

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the CLIMB is only 4 days away!
who here going for one last push befor preseason ends?

20 ping eu

114ish while on na

>he thinks farming undertower for 20 minute then winning/losing the game depending on how your teammates did is healthy or even good gameplay

t. ranged retard

aww thats a shame

I hate this fucking server

> Yasuo

Yasuo is the most normie champ in the game

I only play on NA with all my irl friends.

Otherwise EUW just to mess about and kill an hour or so

>answering him
user rangedbabs can't handle it when someone gets within arm's reach of them without freaking out. Replying to him directly like that is very rude. You're triggering him right now you know. That's not very nice of you.

You're gonna have to shoot me first if you want me to climb preseason!

Post good jungler feels
>When your botlane smashes the enemy so hard that you could just AFK and still win the game

Aery is cute! I want to have sexual intercourse with Aery!!!

What lane do you play?
Top:Riven, Yas
Mid:Lux, Ahri, Lb, Ori, Azir, Diana, Kata
Jung:Lee, J4
Adc:Vayne, Draven, Lucian
Supp:Bard, Thresh

I kinda want to submit a fan comic and see if they'll consider it.

Someone should submit one of gurofag's requested lewdfics for laughs.

Also this, I wouldn't put it past Riot do something scummy like this. But if you're doing it for fun or recognition then go for it.

Either way I find it amusing that Riot's allowing this to happen; really says a lot about how much confidence they have in their actual """""lore team."""""""

My brother recently died and gave me his League account. He always wanted me to play it with him, but a friend had gotten me into DOTA and I always made fun of him for playing LoL and I never did.
His account has something like 113 champions unlocked and whenever I try to play a match I get destroyed by people much higher-skilled than me. Is there any good way to learn how to play League in this situation or am I going to be a burden to my team for the next 100+ games until I start to figure things out?

>queue top/mid
>get autofilled jungle

ffs i can support, i can't jungle, stop autofilling me to it

wher is vagene?

what's going on here?

>When you're the "support" in that botlane and you can permaroam after taking bot's t2 outside of dragon pressure

Play vs cpu to learn basics. Once you have that you kinda just have to spam normals

>guys ends up getting a bunch of /lolg/s half-terribly written fapfics
I wonder what he'd do

rip moot