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Splatfest Edition

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>News
Dapple Dualies Nouveau release today at 6 p.m. PT! Sub: toxic mist; Special: ink storm
Shellendorf Institute is now a playable map!
Next Splatfest is action vs. comedy! Playable worldwide from 1/12 (Fri) 8:00 p.m. PT – 1/13 (Sat) 8:00 p.m. PT.

>Wiki
splatoonwiki.org/

>Patch notes
en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

>Big S2 gear & weapon lists (contains unreleased weapons)
leanny.github.io/splat2/
leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html

>Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
loadout.ink/

>List of possible main abilities for gear from Splatnet so far
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

>League weapon usage data
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=255836450

>Add your FC to the list of FC below:
docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

>List of FC:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

>Splatoon 1 Artbook
archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0
youtube.com/watch?v=J83lw0eFIJA
youtube.com/watch?v=6P40_kd-mS8
twitter.com/AnonBabble

The new map is fun.

beat me to it! i was also gonna use "splatfest edition"
you found the picture i wanted to use though
i got impatient

This TW matchmaking today is fucking broken. Every single game I've had, I had the quitters, WUTfags, and the worst shitter's I've ever seen on my team. People who go 0:11 with a fucking nzap. How do you even get out to die that fast? They're spending literally half the game waiting to respawn. I've lost 15 ranks on my weapon in the last half hour. I thought it might just be me sucking, so I played rainmaker and we wiped the floor with the other team every time. I thought TW was supposed to be comfy, not the most infuriating bullshit.

The new map is also what Sheldon calls himself when he dresses up as Ganondorf

Say something nice to your new splatfest weapon!

woomy onahole

Reminder that the skeleton confirmed that woomies are smaller than humans. Real height inconclusive, we don't know whether skelly is a chinese schoolgirl or a basketball player.

how would YOU improve splatoon?

That's his surname, you dumbo. Sheldon Shellendorf. His grandfather is Ammoses Shellendorf.

youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

DUDE
SEAWEED
LMAO

Meh

you did choose the better theme right /ink?

Has anyone tried just asking nintendo?

youtube.com/watch?v=J83lw0eFIJA

Yeah I chose action.

WEERMY

>not wearing Dakroniks of any kind

Someone needs to release one

i almost went action, but saw some good black comedy films lately and haven't sided with my girlfriend marina since ketchup. so here i am on team comedy!

I can't decide, the best movies are action comedies.

As I was saying in the previous thread
Woomy!

>sleet outside
>turning into ice already
>abandoned plans to get a pizza
>but have frozen pizza and soda
>and alcohol
>temp will drop below zero
welp, I am ready for splatfest

im going to take special joy in beating the shit out of you chucklefucks

We asked them where is Callie, they said they have good things in store. They lied, things weren't good at all, so we can't trust them

Too overused imo

squeesus christ how horrifying

woomy UP!

Just push three pencil tips through the side of a tenga egg.

>16 Celsius out
>snow already starting to melt
>rain helping it out even more
I fucking hate the cold.

Where's that Marina scared meme when you need it?

This is action woomy.
Surely you can think of something nice to say to her, good luck team action!

Kier are you making a lobby for these? Asking because splatfest starts on the rotation afterward.

We're going to lose to Team Comedy.

Yup

STRAY FLESH

no im playing league that rotation i think

You can't make stoner woomy and not give her the ballsiest weed reference in an E-rated game as shoes. Nobody uses blue laceless ones anyway.

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uhh ok then

There's no way this mad squid can make Shoot cereal scary right?

>We asked them where is Callie, they said they have good things in store.
How can they make such bald-faced lies with a straight face.

Anybody know why in-game time is different from my Switches time?

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um, excuse me but i have the copyright to the laceless dakroniks.

Obviously

Does stealthjump even work? it seems like they know im landing there anyways majority of the time with it on.

ACTION BROS!!! WHO'S READY TO RUN INTO THE DANGER ZONE IN THIS SPLATFEST?

BUFF WOOMBLER

Yes, but only at longer ranges. At roughly Splattershot range you become visible.

It only works on players who are far away.

It makes dangerous jumps safe, not retarded ones.

;_;

Mom woomies are cute

nice one morshu

damn and here i was thinking i could jump into the danger zones like some kinda assassin and 360 no scope all four players.

i chose the correct team (action) even though my squid sis chose comedy
friendship is over

;__;

anyone leaguing?

all ocs will be purged

an attempt was made

honestly you give ocs more images to spam if anything

My favorite OC doesn't post anymore :(

Why didn't you save them user?

maybe I could be your favorite oc user

pls stupify my wommo

You meant it wasn’t already?

:(

>completely forgot about the splatfest
I have to wake up in the morning for work

god damn. Is there really no squids here that picked action? Fug, it's gonna be Sci-fi vs Fantasy all over again.

NO

Have you added a lot of people from here? Don't forget you can check the teams on splatnet.

I forgot about it too. I need to check up on /ink/ more often but I really try to avoid coming here

There’s anons who haven’t picked yet for night time photos

Action here. Standing by.

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The majority of my friend list (almost all of it /ink/) is going Action.

Greenzip is ready for action

>hate dumb action movies
>hate dumb comedy movies as well
>hate both not sisters
>love quiet nature documentaries and idol anime
what do

thank you, i love her so much more now

to be honest, I don't think I ever did. Mostly I haven't joined in any of /ink/ games that get posted here.

Choose based off classic films and books

It was busted in the first game when you were able to do that. On the bright side, it actually works with quick super jump now.

>idol anime
Comedy, cause it's a joke that those exist.

Isn't there comedy in your idolshit?

YETH

Wait for salmon run

>love quiet nature documentaries
>not action packed nature documentaries where lions and shit chase down and rip up their prey then buzzards picking the prey's carcass for scraps.

eli is an actual pedophile who is bad at baiting people

Flip a coin. Snails are snails.

REHD FUR AXTYON!

youtube.com/watch?v=6P40_kd-mS8

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Geez what's with this guy that hates OC squids?

>splatoon
>comfy
hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA

Dunno. Let's try baiting him with a drawn picture to see what happens.

what's with the [WUT] shit anyway? is it another G&K thing?

>>>/reddit/

Squidparty clan.

>turf
>comfy
Your first mistake. The comfiest place in splats is two ranks below yours.