Has Veeky Forums ever considered getting into sperm donation?

Has Veeky Forums ever considered getting into sperm donation?

I just looked up my city's sperm bank and apparently I can make up to 1500$ a month by whacking off. I could easily reinvest that side money into crypto while I'm in grad school these next few years.

Anyone ever done it before?

The requirements are usually like:
>bachelor's degree or higher
>above 5'9"
>no STDs
> in good health

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Lul I'm half an inch too short RIP

I've thought about it

>6ft
>masters degree
>high IQ
>good job

But the thought of my children being out there and never knowing me, and being raised by some hamplanet whose only hope of reproducing was to go to a sperm bank...

IDK man. Not worth a few bucks for that existential guilt.

>tfw too manlet to passive jack off income
>feelsbadman.jpg

Even if I wasn't slightly philosophically uncomfortable with it (I am - I want to raise my own children), I'd probably avoid it based on the potential practical risk.

Take a look at any law school right now and you will find that ~20% or more of them are genuine social justice warriors, and probably ~75% are very liberal, activist types. Family law is at the centre of a lot of this rage as you might expect. But don't forget that sperm donation could theoretically drag you into the picture here.

I fully expect that in ~25 years or so, there will be court decisions or outright laws that fuck up the contracts made by sperm donors in the past so as to allow adopted children and birth mothers a variety of rights to your information, possibly financial situation, who the fuck knows.

TL;DR Future-proof your life. You might be less paranoid than I am, and you might actually be helping people I suppose.

>tfw 5'7" manlet
major eth gains is all that keeps me going these days

FUCK, looks like I'm missing out on passive jack off incomes because I live in lefty land

>In Australia, the donation of reproductive tissue must be altruistic. It is against the law for someone to profit from the donation of sperm (as detailed in the Human Tissue Act 1982 and NHMRC – Ethical guidelines on the use of assisted reproductive technology in clinical practice and research 2007). However, we realise that your time is valuable; therefore, to cover reasonable expenses, you will be reimbursed for each suitable donation.

To americans considering this, DO IT. Don't let your feelings cuck you out of $18,000 a year passive jack off income

Grandfather clauses tho

This.

Also this method would seem to be the responsible way of spreading one's genes farther than one could normally and without just knocking up a bunch of girls and leaving them with fucked up children

Additionally it could help even just a little bit with saving the white race

I just don't have faith in the future legal system to protect that information. Even a data leak could fuck you up pretty good.

>might have to already have degree
>6 foot
>if not white, kiss chances goodbye
>no gingers
>0 history of STDs
>hordes of questions on medical history and family's medical history
>have to live close to bank
>even at that, have to have sperm pass test which is where loads fail

Good luck lmao. That''s on some Gattaca shit.

Jeez, I'm so glad Darwin was right. People as dumb as you will die off, eventually. I just wish it was happening at a faster rate.

Hang on, I fail to see the problem here. You want to raise your own children and you're afraid the future laws will require you to?

>white
>no gingers

I know you're joking about some stuff but really?

>where loads fail

Got a chuckle

Or you could just go to China and have it extracted

you should know, most places don't pay you for a certain amount of time whilst checking the sperm count/fertility, if its too low you don't get paid.

Usually in order to maintain a certain level of sperm count, you also have to not jerk off or have sex, assuming you want to donate twice a week

Not him, but yeah he wants to RAISE them. Not have someone else's raised children forced upon him at a future date.

Except single mothers typically raise fucked up children, though I suppose they're getting the sperm from someone regardless. I might just be being salty over meeting all of the qualifications besides being too much of a manlet though.

Alternatively just go low price but high quantity

>magic potion
>guy that ugly
Some women must be pretty desperate and poor, can't they just go get some Chad to knock them up from a one night stand and then never tell the guy that they got pregnant?

There was a story of how an user donated and was forced to pay child support. It's immoral as fuck too. Stop jacking off, it ruins your motivation.

>tfw female
>egg donation is invasive, painful, and humiliating

Apparently I can surrogate for 40k but lots of medical shit and hurts...childbirth. I blame my father for not giving me his Y chromosome instead of the X. Useless bastard.

>tfw female
> I blame my father
I wasn't surprised when this scrolled into view

...

>Be masterbater
>Sell pools of cum to the same bank over years.
>One day, someone forces me to be responsible for 5438 white green eyed teenagers.
>I know what fuhrer would have wanted
>Create personal militia
>kill niggers
>???
>profit

I'm just here to pay homage to the pic. Holy shit.

same. Life would be so much easier as a guy. Though I speak that from a perspective of being a boss.

Plus being forced to pay for the upbringing of 100 children you may never see might be a bit much.

It is an argument because the whole child-support thing is an urban myth, There was one case in 2014 of an activist judge in Kansas ruling against the donor. That case was quickly overturned (bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38159054). There are no cases of a legal sperm donor being forced to pay child support to a someone who was legally inseminated with the donated sperm.

FAKE NEWS. Is that an argument? I think so.

Not to mention you whole retarded anti-social justice rant is entirely misplaced. It's the conservatives, Republicans, and Trumptards who would like to associate sperm donation to child support. They want to punish same-sex couples and families by making it more difficult to have children. That's why the one ruling came out of Kansas (a very conservative state with a history of being anti-same-sex marriage and anti-science).

So I stand by my earlier ARGUMENT: you're a retard and you're kind will die off, eventually. You're a cancer on society because you spread fake facts and you lie about your motivation. You're a piece of human garbage, and to stick with the theme of this thread, the world would have been better off if your father had jacked off into a tissue instead of banging your mom for $20 at some truck stop.

enjoy your child support payments when you get fucked by 2 dyke lesbians and enjoy having 18 year old freaks turn up at your door in 2035

>But the thought of my children being out there and never knowing me, and being raised by some hamplanet whose only hope of reproducing was to go to a sperm bank...
>IDK man. Not worth a few bucks for that existential guilt.
this is why i haven't done it. it might sound silly, but i feel like it would be a betrayal of my kids to have them out there not under my guidance. it feels like a betrayal of those that came before me for me to just make more and disregard them.

If I was a guy, I would use a fake name and travel to other cities and states, and I would impregnate as many women as possible. If you aren't a retard you literally can't be caught.

being a women is literally easy mode

I want one of those.

>FAKE NEWS. Is that an argument?

Nope.

>Not to mention you whole retarded anti-social justice rant

*your. And I wasn't the one who posted that "rant". You can't even keep track of who you talk to on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

> It's the conservatives, Republicans, and Trumptards who would like to associate sperm donation to child support.

They would? Or you'd like to think they would, because it's convenient for your sophistic bloviation?

>So I stand by my earlier ARGUMENT:

It was no argument.

>you're a retard and you're kind will die off, eventually

>you're kind

Yeah, we're done here. Stop posting, you're proving Hitler right.

Thanks user :) Welcome to the resistance.

You can only do it for free here. And not anonymous. The child will know your name.

I am a woman and I've never donated eggs because I never want some complete stranger walking up to me and asking something like "are you my egg mommy?" and I really wouldn't know the answer to that. I can't do that. But they pay even better for eggs....but no. Just no. And desu it would make a guy less attractive to me if I knew he may have biological kids he doesn't know or care about., but that's me.

I think I would like it if some stranger turned out to be my kid.
But I'd be worried about my family and future partner finding out. That would be pretty awkward.

Yes and that's the thing...imagine that flipped. The woman you're with all the sudde has some kids that are the product of her desperation for money years ago and now they want to get to know her? Maybe she gets soft upon seeing little pieces of herself and she wants to have them over on some holidays etc now? I mean it just seems like it could over complicate life later on down the road too much to be worth it now. I mean what if you guys had kids and now you have to explain the donation kids to your own kids? It doesn't seem worth it.

There's a state in australia where they have retroactively revoked the right to anonymous donation. It's the most SJW state (Victoria) but it wouldn't surprise me if they started trying to force donors to make other legal concessions.

>I can make up to 1500$ a month by whacking off

It sounds like a good deal, but really it's not that great

- Can't jack off at least 3 days before donating
- Have to do regular medical checkups
- Jacking off at the clinic is exhausting
- Only get paid after 10 donations

The terms may vary by clinic, but there's always some bullshit fine print.

Typically the prices they advertise are the maximum if you can cum 15ml or something crazy like that. You will most like be paid a fraction of that because normal people can't ejaculate more than 2-5ml.

Also some sperm banks are fucking sadists and don't really have donation rooms. Instead they have these stalls which are basically like small bathroom stalls with a tiny 17" tv showing absolute shit-tier vanilla porn.

>get paid to have kids
>have no financial liability to them

Seems like a win win to me
Darwinists btfo

shouldnt be too hard.

You can use that "god-tier cum" guide infographic thats been floating around since 2011 for volume.

As for porn use your phone and use any favorite doujin or hentai or image dump.

>And I wasn't the one who posted that "rant"
Excuse me for not differentiating between the retards in the thread. You made a stupid comment, so you got thrown in the stupid bucket. Don't like it? Then don't make stupid comments.

>They would?
Yes they would. It has always been the Republicans, conservatives, and now Trumptards trying to push parental rights onto sperm donors as a way to diminish the promulgation of same-sex couples having children. Conservatives hate the thought of loving gay families with children, and by suppressing sperm donation they indirectly attack same-sex marriage.

By contrast, it is the liberals, intellectual elites, and lawyers who have opposed imposing financial responsibility on sperm donors. The Uniform Parentage Act, first written in 1976 and updated in 2000, and the 1988 Uniform Status of Children of Assisted Conception Act, creates a uniform set of laws that prevents sperm donors from having parental obligations. These laws were written by progressive lawyers, and have been adopted in a growing number of states.

So by all means, continue to nitpick my spelling and grammar. Meanwhile you're getting destroyed in an argument that you're (your) clearly incapable of even joining.

#btfo

Here in belgium we get nothing for donating... Really sucks.

This
/pol/tards BTFO again

>nwcryobank com/sperm-donation/
>As a sperm donor, you can earn as much as $1,000 per month.
>How often will I get paid for donating sperm?
>You would be paid monthly. Participation in the program is 6-12 months, with donations made 2-3 times per week.

>1,000 per month
>6-12 months
>2-3 times per week

4 weeks per month
2.5 wacks per week
10 wacks per month
$100 max per wack


Besides the fact that it feels nasty literally being milked for your cum, I don't think $100 per wack is worth it. You have to drive to the place and waste time out of you day. I doubt they would let you bust outside of the clinic either. Seems like only hobos or debtors would do thios

Yeah those 6 foot, white, college educated, hobos with medical history of two generations of family

>be 6 foot, white, college educated
>have some sort of addiction
>economy takes a shit
>get laid off
>no money for food or rent
>become homeless and sell sperm

Tfw 5'9"
No one want my sperm

A rightful succesor to king Solomon and Chingiz Khan.

Since we are on the topic lets have a Veeky Forums thought experiment. How much do you guys think it costs to open a fertility clinic and fraudulently impregnate all customer women with your own sperm? How would you go about it if you had the objective of fathering as many children as you can? Are fertility clinics a good buisness?