/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

Blizzard doesn't like card text consistency

that's not what recruit means, don't being autistic about this, no one cares what keywords they use where.

>immedietely RECRUIT minions from your top 3 cards, draw the rest
?????

How does Varian behave with on-draw effects? Shouldn't he proc every "Whenever you/your opponent draw(s) a card" effect thrice, like, say, the Reporter that gets +1/+1 on every draw? The way it is put now I think it should, but if you include Recruit in the card text, that would no longer be the case.

>almost win with your absolutely shitty quest deck
>get emoted by some tier 1 meta shitter who kept misplaying and is clearly too retarded to identify a quest deck, yet needed RNGesus even vs your deck

It's Hearthstone, man. You gotta go in with the expectation that 95% of your opponents are monkeys with cerebral damage.

I give up

Also, if you play him on a full board doesn't he draw the minions instead of doing nothing or burning them? That's another thing that would not happen with the Recruit keyword. I think this is the one card where forcing the keyword would make it worse

Huh,i might actually try this.
Well guess its time to get some mobster packs.

Also why does this run ferals,arent they overpriced and there is no hex for resurrect priest and cubelocks?

Really good vs aggro, also buffs tunnel trogg to a 3/3.

Versus control I would take one out though, maybe use Loatheb instead.

Synergy with Trogg, just like 477. I'm not sure what to drop for Hex

>redditcord
when will these namefags stop?

>he talks to people about Hearthstone irl

>wild

>he doesn't have irl friends who play Hearthstone

>irl friends

>Hex
>In an aggro deck

Play the deck some, you might see why they aren't very good.

If you're desperate to put them in, take out the portals. You'll get destroyed by paladin now, but at least you can hex their corridor creepers. Also hex is bad vs reno priest.

you're pathetic

no you

Here, user: (You)

>his friends play Hearthstone
wew lad, sounds like an all-star group of guys.

t. buttmad social autist

if you wanna namefag you really don't belong here

>waaaah please stop liking what I don't like

I'm not namefagging here.

say me 3 decks low cost in this meta

Personally i don't even watch whats happening on board, just play cards whenever and watch vines on youtube instead.

How much dust is low cost?

If you got Patches, Southsea Cap and Leeroy you can play every aggro deck for just a bit of dust.

what did he mean by this?

reddit

I had. Priest meta made them all quit.

>having trouble climbing with cubelock
>switch to zoolock
>7 winstreak

People are probably mulliganing for cubelock, not that it matters much.

>start game
>alt tab
>forget about it
>miss mulligan, start with Patches against Tempo Rogue
>still win
Yup, Zoolock is doing great. Board control wins you the game against aggro, you're fast enugh to stand your ground against control, pretty gud desu

EU Challenge a friend 80g

Mandarinen#2324

>just closed HS
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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EVERY SINGLE GAME I LOSE, my opponent emotes me. When the fuck did everyone suddenly become children.

if you're playing cubelock or priest you deserve it

well this is a childrens' game after all

>say "Well played" before game ends
>some autist gets triggered

You clearly don't know when emoting is fine and when emoting is bm.

Nope, I'm playing an off-meta combo deck.

When is emoting fine and when is emoting BM?

>he thinks GGing when you win is good
Kek.

Pretty much 'greetings' when the game starts, and the loser is allowed to 'well played' at the end.

The fact it triggers you makes me like doing it even more

can someone spoonfeed me a murloc paladin list please i'll suck your dick

So you are doing it on purpose. Then I have nothing more to say.

That is fucking stupid.
Then why did Blizzard include all the other emotes?

>"Whoops" when you clearly misplay or get bad RNG is bad

### Murloc Paladin
# Class: Paladin
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
#
# 2x (1) Grimscale Chum
# 2x (1) Grimscale Oracle
# 2x (1) Murloc Tidecaller
# 2x (1) Righteous Protector
# 2x (1) Vilefin Inquisitor
# 2x (2) Hydrologist
# 2x (2) Murloc Tidehunter
# 2x (2) Rockpool Hunter
# 2x (3) Coldlight Seer
# 2x (3) Divine Favor
# 2x (3) Murloc Warleader
# 2x (4) Call to Arms
# 2x (4) Gentle Megasaur
# 1x (6) Sunkeeper Tarim
# 1x (6) Val'anyr
# 2x (7) Corridor Creeper
#
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#
# To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

This is the list I'm running right now user :3

Thanks, now whip it out

Probably to appeal to the young and the autists

Yeah ok this one is fine as well

The only autist here is the one who gets triggered by emotes

thank you, i'll add in a leeroy though

right, almost forgot
*suck* *suck*

this
Also since emoting is known to tilt many players and getting tilted may result in misplays, it literally is a good play to emote in the most tilting way possible

Fuck off, there is no strategy when the game is over and you've already lost. You're just being a colossal faggot if you say 'thank you' when you beat the opponent.

But tilting autists is still fun user

>Thank you for the game
>This is somehow bad
Found the retard

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>king niggwaggle
>have 440+ effective hp
easiest dungeon of my life

>Thank you for the game

You've got to be kidding. Who's the autistic one if they believe this?

Oh yes, I'm autistic for being affected by opponent's taunts and obvious BM. Maybe you guys are for being so disaffectionate?

Just squelch them at the start of the game. I do that every game.

There's no way you're not a safe-spaced tumblrina user

NEVERMIND
840 EFFECTIVE HP
I FORGOT ABOUT THE CUBE

I try to but somehow I disconnect briefly in a lot of games I play. Blizzard are, of course, shit, so when you rejoin it removes the squelch.

Some anons here report being triggered by the portrait being highlighted

>No one thanks the other team/player for the game before
You have no idea what sportmanship is do you?

They don't have sportsmanship in safe spaces because sports have a loser

In real life it's fine, because it's clear what the context is. You can say: "Thank you for the game"

In the game however, you can't do such a thing. It comes across as, "thank you for losing" or something like that. And why the fuck would I thank the opponent for queuing up a ladder game anyways?

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yeah ai isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed
I got the quest because the package also had shade and shredder in it

So...
Hero power and pass and win in fatigue because you have more health?

Shade... of Naxxramas? What does THAT have to do with deathrattles?

Why do you guys LIKE needless adherence to keywords instead of cleanly explaining on the card what's happening? The card text is simpler without it.

>#2324
same digits as me, what are the chances?

Shifting Shade, bubby.

togwaggle can't really go into fatigue if he gets the candle
but he burned both by using bag of coins
he countered one of mine (benedictus) but the second prevented me from going into fatigue, not that I ever needed it, since >200hp >raza >reno >cube >40 emergency heal
shifting shade

What's the point of the keyword if it's randomly slapped on half of the cards that use it?
Oh, okay.
Every time I faced him, I got obliterated by asspulls like Wish into Wish into the randomize sides when I play my Wish

he can't get wishes

May have been something else. Either way, I got obliterated by bullshit

Does Baron Rivendare work with weapon deathrattles?

Yes.

This meta is shit. Jungle Giants Druid got a really good buff with Cursed Diciple, Corridor Creeper and Oaken Summons this expansion though. Probably the only deck I find both fun and playable atm (C'thun Shaman with Murmuring Elemental and Fire Plume Harbringer is pretty fun too).

That's Blizzard consistency for ya. Rivendare specifically says "minions" on its text.

I guess it's because of the whole, 'everything in hearthstone is treated as a minion' coding tragedy that Blizzard has going.

>Draw and play 6 mana worth of minions for only 4

B A L A N C E D

>mage dunjin run with a deck made up entirely of spells
>get that 'discover a legendary weapon and equip it' treasure
>always discover warlock/warrior/paladin weapons
FUCK OFF

rate?