>tfw I have discovered a method to make $10,000,000 with just a $500 investment compounded over 20 years in any environment whether bull market, recession or depression
W-What do Veeky Forums? I am only worried I won't have the patience to stick to this strategy for 20 years
well clearly you teach us your ways, you don't just come to biz to gloat and not tell us
share it obviously
Either tell us or get the fuck out.
Otherwise you sound like every website listed on my other thread >promising ridiculous returns but with extremely high risks.
Are you saying your method is "risk-free"? Cause if it is, by all means share.
Hell if it's risk-free, forget fucking Veeky Forums.
Go collect your Nobel prize and start earning double that kind of money next week buddy.
We all know it isn't without risks though.
If I shared it now I would lose my edge though.
ANNNNNDDDDDDD SSSAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE
>20 years
dropped
See If it's what you think, go get your Nobel prize.
If it's not risk-free, then fuck off or see >
>Either tell us or get the fuck out.
Rude, just tell him we're all in this together...
We really are, even though I don't believe you OP. My method is by just ignoring the 500 dollars.
We're literally like 5000th on alexa and we have the same mindset. We are literally like you and probably won't share it to many people.
>not actually saging
This moron thinks he can get 65% annual returns absolutely risk-free.
Can you see why we don't believe you?
I guess you have the same method I am using the one where I only have to invest $100 and get $100,000,000 within one year.
>tfw I have discovered a method to make $20,000,000 with just a $1 investment. It will literally take you only a week in any environment whether bull market, recession or depression. It's called lottery!
The returns are after brokerage fees and taxes considered.
I won't go into details but it involves finding undervalued stocks
So you've discovered Penny stocks?
kek it's like you're 12 years old
this
Look at this We all know this. Crypto is basically that but with more people interested and not taxed. Please inform yourself boyo.
>risk free
>Please inform yourself boyo.
sorry for being an asshole but small businesses stay small desu. Unless you research the shit out of them and be proactive. You only need to be "lucky" once, make that probability higher.
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAH
this is what is happening with bitbean. buy now
FTR
CHK
XRX
SWN
SPLS
Thank me later in 3 - 5 years when you've made somewhere between a 100 - 1000% return.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
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Let me get this straight.. You want to compound your investments in penny stocks with only $500 initial and get 65% profit EVERY YEAR over the course of 20 years? Sounds like it might be faster just to sell that time machine you have! You'd probably be able to buy more lambos and mansions.
Fucking lol
No. I don't even know what those coins are, that's a good sign that it's shit. Plus, you're diversifying too much. not many coins stay long enough to make good returns.
Sorry OP, everyone here is aware of Bitcoin already.
>No. I don't even know what those coins are
Those are stocks you fucking mongoloid
>coins
Those are stocks you autist
HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm dying.
>Walks into NYSE
>What the fuck I don't even know what these fucking coins are, must be shit I'm out
This thread just keeps on giving.
You chose these companies because you think they're too big and old to fail. History has shown us that this is a very shitty metric for determining "good" penny stocks. Your idea isn't new. You might as well hit the casino, kid.
also SPLS? this is a joke, right?
>he judges a stock based on its history
Right. I'll be framing this thread on my wall to laugh at when 1000% richer in 3 years time.
Good luck. Why not frame it now?
Well, my strategy won't really work if most people think my stock picks are "good" choices.
Head on down to Staples and print it on high gloss, pick up a nice shiny frame, too!
Then do it on your own if you're so sure about it
Nigga are you fucking retarded what's wrong with you why do you need us to pat your back if you're not gonna say shit
True. A waste. B8? Or do you want us to join in, OP? Lets pool our funds and be the first trillionaires. I just bought a biz license, lets start a fund.
you realize that it wont work
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that's entirely what your strategy depends on your idiot.
if everyone in the market thinks your stock is shit, then its shit. no buyers, no price rise, no profit for you.
dont you realize that your strategy should be trying to convince other people to buy in instead of hoping no one else ever buys your shitty picks?
do you want them to stay penny stocks forever?
Lol fuck off fag
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
kek
> Before Apple, Google and Microsoft launched to the moon, no one basically knew about them.
Absolutely false
There's this up and comer you gotta check out called Staples. They sell office supplies to people who work from home. I think more people will work from home in the future it's gonna be HUUUUUGE.
Also Chesapeake Energy bc I heard oil is good. fuck Bill Nye amiright
> I can predict the future
Wow you are the first person in the history of Veeky Forums to make a post like this! I'm amazed at whatever predictive model you have invented! You are a hero!
I am not trying to predict anything. But in the long run (5+ years) undervalued stocks do have a high probability bias of rising...unless your country suddenly becomes communist and shuts the stock market down
second that
kek'd
In all seriousness. These are either companies that will be bought out or expand.
I daytrade momentum (penny) stocks and out of all the shit companies there are, only one, BOOM, has made it big. The problem with finding the next Apple, Google, and Microsoft is that there's 5000 companies that currently look like them. Good luck investing 5k into each one hoping one will grow 10,000% while the rest all bankrupt
LARP DETECTED
this is my 2nd day on Veeky Forums (trying to learn how to into cryptocurrencies) so idk what LARP is
really stupid question here... but if I make money off of bitcoin, does the IRS know about it?
please be b8
well baited
The sad thing about what biz has become is that I can't tell if you're joking or not.
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got you a better strategy that won't take 20 years kid.
Take your 500 to the cas and put it on black 15 times in a row.
Same risk better reward.
no one will believe you anyway so just share it
what went wrong?
top quality b8 bruv
and that'll be the case for the USA once the dollar crashes
SAGED
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