ITT: the most cartoonishly evil historical persons

ITT: the most cartoonishly evil historical persons.

1. Heinrich Himmler
2. Nikolai Yezhov
3. Leopold II
4. Pol Pot
5. Idi Amin

6. Fidel Castro

Nah, Castro was rather run-the-mill commie dictator. Nothing was special about him except for his charisma and luck to escape assassination attempts.

Kim Jong-Il

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2. stormfags
3. Adolf Hitler
4. KKK
5. Yo mamma

Mussolini.
A shame really. I like him, but he acted like a cartoon villain.

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4. Stalin
5. Hitler

Cortez. Dude was 100% self-aware of how evil he was.

Honestly, he was more justifiable than Colombus. Cortez went to war, Colombus just set up massacres.

He wasn't cartoonishly evil, but did act like a villain

>Leopold II
should be number 1 desu

Mussolini for sure

Can you smell what Il Duce is cooking??

Holy shit, I never noticed the similarity

you're ignorant as fuck. mussolini was a tard, but just a typical bumbling italian mamas boy fag compared to truly "evil" people.

I always loved the joke about this in The Great Dictator

>Hitler: I have to say, the people sure did give you a warm welcome when you arrived
>Mussolini: well it's no surprise, they like-a to see new faces [makes ridiculous facial expression]

Ronald reagan

Honestly had one of the lowest genocide counts of any dictator.

I mean, we arent giving credit to dictators with zero genocide, but hes not a cartoon villain.

Sadam was at 165k. Vietnam 200k-a few million. Moa and stalin more. Pinochet 5k.

The propaganda against yezhov is all false, but he was kinda cocksucker.

Anti Communist Latin American dictators had a thing for being cartoonishly evil

>Trujillo in Dominican Republic
>Duvalier in Haiti
>Pinochet in Chile

But the one that takes the fucking prize is Maximiliano Hernández Martínez from El Salvador

>Ruled the country for nearly fifteen years (1931-1944)
>A general from the military and a theosophist
>Completely refused to pay the external debt of the country setting the US against him, and therefore every other fucking country in the continent
>Fought a cholera outbreak by painting the public lighting blue
>Left one of his sons to die of apendicitis because "the invisible doctors" had to operate him
>Said it was worse to kill an ant rather than a human being because the human being reincarnates while the ant dies forever
>Completely annihilated the native population (at least 10,000 people) in more or less THREE DAYS after a failed attempt at a revolt against landowners
>This got him off the US's shitlist
>Declared war to Japan during WW2
>Kicked out of the country all blacks, chinese, turks, palestinians and gypsies
>Typical dictator shenanigans like exiling, torturing and disappearing enemies and critics of the regime

The last two Kims have been pretty had. Weird considering Kim Il Sung wasn't that bad by Socialist Dictator standards.

I genuinely believe he was a good guy. How many people did he needlessly kill aside from combat casualties?

Yeah plus they're very cartoony looking. Seeing Jong-Un's fat ass next to a bunch of scrawny peasants is funny until you remember the broader implications of the image

Yes exactly.
A cartoon villian.

had to be done

Jill stein please
As a Michigan taxpayer, isn't there a better way to waste my money

>implying Cromwell did anything wrong.
>implying he isn't a clearer good guy than George Washington.

Do you like tyranny or something?

Yezhov was really interesting. All that purging and then he died like a sniveling coward, yet another tool that outlived its usefulness just like all the rest.

This guy Francisco Macias Nguema was THE absolute madman

>take over a small African country (Equatorial Guinea)
>classic dictatorship consolidation/personality cult
>start killing people including whole villages and families
>people start fleeing en masse: ban fishing and destroy all boats so they can't sail away, mine the only road going out of the country
>kill "intellectuals" and people with glasses a la Pol Pot
>do A LOT of African jungle drugs
>killed the governor of the central bank and took all the money from the treasury
>killed two-thirds of the legislature and 10 of his original ministers
>On Christmas Eve of 1975 he ordered about 150 of his opponents killed. Soldiers executed them by shooting at the football stadium in Malabo, while amplifiers were playing Mary Hopkin's "Those Were the Days"
>executed several members of his own family
>responsible for the deaths of anywhere from 50,000 to 80,000 of the 300,000 to 400,000 people

Nguema ended up getting overthrown by his nephew after 11 years in power, and that guy still rules the country today

There's always two sides to everyone - be it evil or incompetence, I really believe that, but Stalin and North Korean's last two Kims take the cake.
I can even attribute evil of H. Cortez to madness.

Beria also sobbed like a little bitch when it was his turn to stand in front of a firing squad.

Men who sent millions to their deaths turned out to be petty manlets when shit hit the fan for them.

Where is General Butt Naked?

Just wait till Trump's actually in office, you can watch your precious taxes evaporate on even more hairbrained ideas.

a true spaniard

Actually Mussolini was the inspiration for cartoon villains, not the other way around.

The "cartoon villain" stereotypes were created by the American comics industry and Hollywood specifically to parody and mock people like Hitler and Mussolini.

Who was that one African Dictator that crowned himself Emperor and gave himself a ridicilous long title? Also nobody turned up at his coronation.

>>On Christmas Eve of 1975 he ordered about 150 of his opponents killed. Soldiers executed them by shooting at the football stadium in Malabo, while amplifiers were playing Mary Hopkin's "Those Were the Days"

Holy shit that actually happened? That's James Bond tier villainy.

Why isn't there a movie about his oppressive reign? I would love to see this scene visualized.

French absolutist kings.

George Schwartz

>doesn't break 25 year rule because he's been ruining nations longer

Nero
George Soros
Patton (just for a few of his eccentricities, like believing himself to be the reincarnation of previous great military commanders who is destined to reincarnate into future great generals for all of history; it is one of my fondest hopes to live long enough to see a great general appear on the world stage who insists that he is the reincarnation of Patton).

How doesn't anyone mention fucking Timur? That guy slaughtered half of Asia for fun.

Caligula has to be on the list, right? Dude was pretty fucked up, and many of his antics are hilarious after the fact.

That would have been Bokassa

>Once, at some games at which he was presiding, he ordered his guards to throw an entire section of the crowd into the arena during intermission to be eaten by animals because there were no criminals to be prosecuted and he was bored.

Was that the guy that would throw big dinner parties for senators, then fuck their wives between courses?

>it is one of my fondest hopes to live long enough to see a great general appear on the world stage who insists that he is the reincarnation of Patton
yfw it's George Soros

T. Congolese rapist taking a break in between murdering more of his countrymen

lol I hope you're being sarcastic or don't know any better

Main source for Caligula's antics is Suetonius who was a Weekly World News-tier historian.

>>it is one of my fondest hopes to live long enough to see a great general appear on the world stage who insists that he is the reincarnation of Patton
M8 this isnt Civ V you know.

His son was a total edge lord that acted as a gunner in Ethiopia and is known for having loved to kill as he put it.

What did Himmler do?

was himmler really cartoonishly evil?
he couldn't even stomach watching executions.

>ywn be able to settle personal scores by writing damning hyperbole about someone in your histories
why live

>ctrl-f 'beria'
>1 result

That astonishes me

I genuinely don't think I can name anyone worse

"Mad" Barron von Sternburg