/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

I'm straight

I thought that was QS.

Normal is absolutely braindead, moreso than before. Savage is only mildly harder.

Naka is the love of my life.

Nakas festering, stretched, worn out, caked shit asshole

I thought you're on Balmung or Mateus
Piss easy

>not get molested
You're not fooling anyone slut

Because people want to manage their sales while they get molested.

brownlanders

That timing

Your character looks like they reek of B.O and swamp ass

I can appreciate when people make nice Highlanders but I cannot for the life of me make a good I've

How often does the Lodestone update? I want to show my big tank dick to someone but I'm still in shitty leveling gear on Lodestode.

like 6 hours

just wait ippikki

*pisses all over the floor*
FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME YOSHI GOD DAMMIT

I think it's supposed to update if you log out, try doing that on your tank.

Americans are walking up

I stay woke.

Naka had a good cat

[angry miqo'te noises]

Tail fondling is a criminal offense, I'll have you know

it doesn't this is why you see people running around in gear that isn't on the photo on the lodestone.

>walking up
Damn right.

Their cat had the same eye color as Shrek two tone and all

>anyone from here actually waking up at 7am
lmao

post elezen pls

Nice, I look forward to unlocking Alexander then.

elezen

Please get rid of that awful bikini mod so i can start fapping to your pics again

Well it's nice that you're so excited to see us eurobro

>thinking everyone here is a welfare neet

You forgot the pls

>not shitposting at your overnight job

how else would i get this free (you) ?

If a NEET stays up all night and conks out at around 9 or 10 pm then yeah that sounds about right

This thread will be the same as any other anyway. People who turned coming here into their daily routine will do their thing anyway

Red in the morning
Vjera in the afternoon
Jeph during the night

...

>that neck

>202132350
Speaking of fat disgusting welfare whores.

The funny thing is people like mado jeph and Ada used to post in the American afternoon-evening hours but the first two retreated to euro hours because people used to thirst posters hard on EU hours while people would give bantz during NA hours

What about helperc@? Elk? Poyo?

Elk is Chemo
He is here the moment he wakes to the moment he sleeps.

I noticed that too. Fuck how pathetic someone has to be to live their sex life online, and on Veeky Forums

Irrelevant cuck and Rena's scraps, a boogeyman people pin too many things too, a landwhale that's stringing on betabois for attention.

I just woke up at 7. Gonna wake up at 6 for the live letter.

Elk is Chemo

Liveletter leak:
They're adding 4 whole wards per housing district.
Housing is fixed!

I played an alt to 30 for gametime and noticed this too. I got propositioned a bunch, no idea why.

Im expecting as much. Based on Yoshi's shock that housing was an issue after being told 3+ times in a row I'm guessing they just don't care or can't actually do anything based on their server infrastructure. Im betting their master plan to make housing more fair is just to stagger opening wards every few hours on launch day.

>wears fetish shit
why is everyone trying to fuck me

what fetish shit is even in this game

Reminder that your local goth gf still loves you dearly, xivg!

probably the pig costume from the gold saucer

Memc@ pay my sub with your crypto

praise the sun

>not wearing a great helm
ONE. JOB.

Memkat lub u 2 local goth gud fren.

*cleck*

Hej hej hej. Memkat cannot do dis desu!!! V v nod gud invester

cant do as ast

Then what do I do with all this memkoin?

>gf

good point
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>He doesnt know

sup fuckboy
I hate LDR seriously end me

V gud. Now u 2 r expert crypto invester. Like memkat!!!
Gudnite fren. Is slep time 4 real.

sex pirates

What's the best/worst voices for characters? Currently using Voice 2 but I kinda like Voice 11 as well?

Voice 4 is my fav cat voice

voice 11 sounds like a fat chick

Or maybe it was voice 10. I dun remember

how does /xivg/ feel about c@pits?

Very good. Now post some.

I can't I try to keep my c@pit fetish secret

Don't post face.

>literally named face rape

>when you imparted parts of your tactics of tracking down people and their shitposting methods in the thread over time
>watch the general sink into madness slowly but surely
Dance for me

>when you started the trend of calling lalafels potatoes and imparted hate into the thread over time
>watch the potato hate grow slowly but surely
Dance for me

would it be weird if I played on 2 accounts and seduced people into roleplaying with me by promising a threesome and then playing both characters? because if you've joined in on a threesome the past week, it was probably me

hot

seems deceptive

Lol ok sugi

>when you like to watch people dance
Dance for me

Lala wives are some of the rarest, most sought after treasures in these threads though...

Dr Manhattan please go.

>when you started the trend of calling lalafels potatoes

you're full of shit

>tfw I might have fallen for it

>Lala wives are some of the rarest
Not true, they're a plague
>most sought after treasures in these threads though...
only by degenerates and pedophiles

>Not a single lala wife posted in this thread
>can count the lala wives posted in the last 2 threads on 1 hand
>not rare

>tfw can't use multiple dances to switch perfectly into another

For an mmo there's way to few dance emotes, then again I played f2p garbo that adds emotes almost every month.

You ever consider jerking off to your own character?

No.

I'm used to there only ever being like one dance per race/job, so having all sorts of dances is new to me. This game does seem kinda lacking in smaller toy type stuff, though.

Speaking of syncing, does this game have anything like the original Guild Wars did where you could sync emotes to server ticks?