/twg/ - Total War General

This is the ideal Bretonnian Knight. You may not like it, but this is what peak chivalry looks like.

>tfw she beat Grimgors army with ice magic
yaaass.... YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEN SLAY

youtube.com/watch?v=CaKl7o_yy4Q

fuck off shitposter

lancewomanii(manii)

But girls can't be knights...

That's not a girl user...

BEYOND

post more araby OST

what is that shady looking character overlooking the window is supposed to be

She can slay my dick alright.

nth for CUTE chinese warlords

Fuck, I need to replay that someday.

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based

why did they change norscabros voices after norsca dlc
they used to sound funny with their meme voicelines and now they are some generic vikangz feels fucking bad

Colorful Total War best Total War

Is Astolfo the way he is because he received a blessing from the Lady (male) of the Lake?

Fuck off man, you're making me want to replay Shogun 2.I know i'm gonna fuck it up at the realm divide for the 99th time

this isn't total war, fuck off

Surtha starts on a chariot now though which is something.

The grail actually contains the purest estrogen and spiro know to man or fay clearly.

soundcloud.com/ne0x-1/ballighu-mina-aba-bakri-salama

a favourite

Not even joking here, I'm completely new to pc gaming and bought a pc today, here are my specs, how well will I be able to play Warhammer 1 and 2?

16 GB
240GB SSD
NVIDIA GTX1070 8GB - 1080p
2TB Sata3 HDD

Thanks

I lost at turn 45 playing Mazdamundi

I wish they'd go back to either NTW or Medieval zones of control for armies or citites. I'm tired of these bullshit zones

what's your resolution and CPU retard

What CPU? Those specs should be able to play maxed out.

>tfw Attila is too many shades of brown and grey to hold my interest

Reminder to enjoy your favorite Total War setting and let others enjoy theirs as well!

Download Speccy and take a screenshot. Show that instead

You'll be fine you memelord. With a 1070 and at least an i5 you can run all modern games on ultra settings. Any frame drops for you will be due to shit optimization

You know you wanna play it. Maybe you'll get it right this time?

INTEL Skylake i7 6700K
1080p

Continuing predictions from last thread because I'm bored:

LL pack with Tehenahuin and Ikit:
Tehenahuin will be entirely skink based. No Saurus or Slann allowed. Will still be able to take Feral Monster varieties. Will confer major bonuses to skinks including increased speed, Missile Damage, MA, and add poisons to attacks. He'll probably come with some additional named heroes like Oxyotl, Tetto'Eko and Tik'Tak'To. His main campaign objective will be to purge all rat-scum from the world.
Added units will be
>Razordon Packs
>Salamander Packs
>Ripperdactyls
>Troglodons
>Ark of Sotek Bastiladon
>Engine of the Gods Bastiladon
>Skink+Kroxigor mixed cohort unit.
>Some meme Skink Cavalry unit.

Ikit will be Skryre themed. He'll confer bonuses to missile damage, speed, reload skill, and increased damage to most (mechanical) ranged units such as WLC's, Warpfire Throwers, Doomwheels, etc. He'll probably bring a couple of named heroes with him as well like Morskittar and possibly Thanquol. His main campaign objective will be to craft the doom sphere (basically a nuke) and blow up the rest of the world. Added units include:
>Warplock Jezzails
>Poisoned Wind-Mortars
>Ratling Gunners
>Warp-Grinder
>Verminlord
>Stormfiends

>I5

>INTEL
ur fucked

you're in the fine
you can play maxed out I think
I assume your RAM frequency is 2800-3200mhz? also did you already purchase these or not? if you haven't ditch the 6700k for a new Ryzen or wait for Ryzen refresh in a month or two

NANI!?

I got you senpai
youtube.com/watch?v=5BXjjQKyTw8

It has been quite a while since i played it.Fuck you, you win.What's an easy faction to actually win with?I tried Shimazu but got fucked.Or am i clinically retarded for failing with the simplest faction?

ARABY WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

You’re missing giant rats. They’d likely just be reskinned dire wolves/war hounds.

A R A B Y SOON

Try Chosokabe. They make archers better in a game where archers are godlike.

Shimazu isn't terribly hard, Oda isn't either and the Otomo can be fun.

Chosokabe it is then.Was there any point in trying to grab the trading posts?mind you i never could win a sea battle since Empire.

Something I remembered from playing S2 as Chosokabe/Shimazu is that getting to Kyoto is a bitch since you can get flanked from the sea on both sides easily

Go Christian and watch lily livered cowards get blown up by your nanban ships

Mate of mine works for CA as an animator, cause of NDA he doesn't tell me anything concrete. But he has told me that CA hired an Irish language professor to work with them on Warhammer? what?

didn't going christian cause all your cities to go batshit insane due to public order?or was it manageable?never really went the christian route, i remember the warrior monk archers were good

>always start playing just before a major update
>update hits
>have to wait for my mods to get updated too
>lose patience and drop warhammer
JUST
U
S
T

This is the only way

A R A B Y
R
A
B
Y

Trade nodes make you bank. Definitely worth it. I found sea battles easier in Shogun 2 because you don't need to adjust for wind and shit like that for your basic units.

You have to sit back for a few turns but its worth it. Priests can make other provinces rebel which is basically pic related, plus you get cannons and trade ships.

For game 3 playing as the Empire against

Beastmen, Orks, Ogres, Lizardmen, Vampire counts, Norsca, Chaos, Araby and more

Do you think you'll be able to do it?

A R A B Y

Hell yes

kill all rats
kill all beastmen
kill all welfs except their prettiest and fittest women, take those for sex slaves before killing them
kill all mi**enlanders
kill all vampires (pretty vampires get the same treatment as pretty welfs, though)
fully exterminate snowniggers
fully exterminate greeniggers and take their heads as trophies
disregard and ignore all bretonnians

I count Araby as an inhuman and bestial faction worthy only of the slash of the sword. Beastmen with no fur.

FAITH
STEEL
AND GUNPOWDER

No man, like honestly.Me in charge of naval battles is worse than baby-level.for some reason my mele ships lose against their mele ships and my archer ships get set on fire while theirs are A-ok.It's the reason i never tried anything naval ever again.My only chance is winning by autoresolve, though i will give it another try.It's been a while

Its a shame matchlocks are fucking shit in Shogun 2, unlike in real life

Did someone say Colourful?

I love Total War

Do we all agree on that?

You'd need to enlist another user to help you then because I don't remember Shogun 2 naval battles that well, other than murdering niggas with trade ships.

Nanban ships are literally just sit back and relax mode, the AI will never field anything capable of going toe to toe with them

>Babbys first total war
>Hard

shut up

No

Araby Army List Speculation

LL:
>Sultan Jafar
>The Golden Magus

Standard Lords:
>Caliph
>Grand Vizier (Lore variants of Fire, Heavens, Light, and the new Araby exclusive lore, Lore of the Desert

Heroes:
>Sheikh
>Vizier (Same variants as Grand Vizier)
>Hashasin

Infantry:
>Arabian Warriors HW+Shield
>Arabian Warriors Spear+Shield
>Corsairs Dual HW
>Slave Guard
>Palace Guard GW
>Palace Guard Halberd

Missile Infantry:
>Naffatun (Allah Akbar bombers)
>Arabian Bowmen
>Jannisaries Handguns

Cavalry:
>Desert Riders (Skirmishing Horse Bowmen)
>Camel Riders (Anti-Large Cav)
>Mamelukes (Shock Cav)

Monstrous Infantry:
>Djinn

Monsters:
>Roc
>War Elephant
>Great Genie

Flying:
>Flying Carpet Riders

Artillery:
>Basilica Cannon
>Hourglass of Time

Campaign effects:
>Massive Trade benefits
>Immune to attrition in deserts
>Genies can grant a "wish" prior to each battle, similar to a standard but applied army-wide.
>Special hybrid raiding+Ambush stance.

>Empire against the world
So ready for it.

Get out and don't come back

why do you fucking bother with this type of shit

just go play the game, araby will be coming out soon enough

Albion is the only answer

HYPE
It is happening you fucking infidels

>The Golden Magus

WELCOME TO ARABY GENTLEMEN

How true to the lore is Warhammer 2?

I see.Well here i go again, thanks for all the advice!

very, other than some units missing I guess

Pretty false since the setting is dead

Looks more Turkish than Arabyan, but good effort user

>raiding+Ambush

That would be shit and annoying to deal with. Genie benefits would be better handled through rights, would could be renamed Wishes. Sounds good otherwise.

>/twg/
>playing total war

>Turks
>Arabs
What's the difference?

I'm literally diamonds right now
Also the genie wish mechanic is fucking genius, holy shit. Please contact CA and send them this

>he thinks China is gonna be historical

one is subhuman, the others not human

...

But the Three Kingdoms is historical