/mhg/ - Monster Hunter General

I NEED REDHELM GIRLS IN WORLD

too late, already saved the entire collection like this.

reeeee

Thread ruined already

>He said, as he replied to a Deviant Tetsu picture

I'm dumb and can't into time zones, how many more hours till the start of the third beta?

cringe

yeah because of this post

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You're blind as fuck user

>being able to solo 140s and supers and speedruns means you are good meme
No, you are not. Fast kill times =/= being good.

~14 hours

ok so being able to solo 140s and supers is?

No. They are just tedious as fuck.

What was his name again?

thats why literally any kill of select monsters is better than fast kill times to judge skill.
there's a reason nobody, not even nips, will speedrun actually hard shit

>being able to beat soulsborne games means you are good meme
No, you are not. Beating a game =/= being good.

I dont even play soulsborne.

You are, only the head is Redhelm, the rest is Tetsu.

WHERE'S THE BETA?????????????????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GIVE ME NOW!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Father Gascoigne. I kill him in my sleep, I'm so good at Bloodborne.

>daddy gascan beat his wife to death
>so did gaijin
could father gascoine be based on our favorite hunter?>?!

>There are people
>In this thread
>RIGHT NOW
>Who think they're top shit
>For beating souls
>But they haven't reached F40 of LID

Garbage, the lot of you.

>playing freemium trash
talk about garbage

Literally the first boss in the game you mean

now this is something we can all cringe at

cringe

>caring about trophies in a mediocre game
im laffin

Just because you're too shit to beat him doesn't mean I am. :^)

cancer post

What do you think that butt would smell like?

Everyone knows the hairpiece makes the huntress

Now this is some high level strawman

Get on my level scrubs.

Wow... so this... is the power... of envy... :^)

cringe

Make a new weapon type for mh
Let's get some ideas rollin

What happened to this thread? I might as well participate on the massive shitstorm and spam furry inflation scat porn when I get tired.

sweat, mostly, with a slight flowery undertone

you cant be serious

>get btfo
>resort to memes
Embarrassing

i hope this becomes a /mhg/ meme

Primal, tribal

see

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING BRASILIAN LEAKS

Sony happened.

were you guys not in the last thread. he's making fun of the souls autist(s)

Wait. Sourcenigger?

Ahem...
*clears throat*

cringe

i thought ahem was the vocalization of clearing your throat

>Shit on someone else's trophies.
>Not posting your own.
Its okay friendos, I get you're embarrassed about all those my little pony plats.

GIRLS DO NOT SMELL LIKE FUCKING FLOWERS

Girls smell like SHIT, URINE AND MENS CUM

calm your tits

I only have two games on PS4 and plat'd both giving me a 100% plat-rate, get on my level shitter

You are sourcenigger. Fucking hell. What the fuck are you doing here. At least /agdg/ will be safe for a few minutes.

gaijinhunter, he's a youtuber that makes tutorials for monster hunter games. People don't really like him here, I think he's sort of weird. His real name is something a evanko (that's how he got his hunter name, aevanko). It's probably adam. Also, apparently he beat his wife to death or something, I don't know.

Holy shit this thread is a mess.
Its the perfect time to BIRD UP!
youtube.com/watch?v=dBN-bMei-xk

>Still not posting them.
MLP huh?

Legit can't keep up with all your buttblast memes, what the fuck is sourcenigger?

>unironically being offended by shitposts about your trophies

>MLP huh?
Bloodborne and Gravity Rush Remastered

>Unironically being afraid of posting his trophies.
Holy shit you actually have my little pony plats? Disgusting dude, that's legit disgusting.

Those codewords for MLP? Okay.

this kid doesn't even play monster hunter, he's just shitposting his achievement e-peen that nobody gives a fuck about

>Weak tolerance to shitposting

what is your obsession with my little pony

>this general is just full of autism wars and bloodborne posting
see this is why you guys are making it hard for me to choose between this and dbfz, because you guys act fucking retarded

Nintendo is the best platform, any MH that's not on a nintendo platform is automatic garbage and World will be no different.

>fall 2018 PC release.

Oh darn, I saw a commercial for that and was kinda interested when I saw it would be on PC.

None of them are regulars.

/mhg/ay

Hey I'm not the one that's playing that shit, sorry for hitting a nerve kid.

Fuck off. The fuck are we supposed to discuss? We're hours away from the beta, and days away from the release. We've discussed all the old shit ad nauseum and the only reta

>tripfag

the actual rooms are autism free or so i hear, MHW will be my first time playing with /mhg/

I'll humor this post. You post exactly the same as a literally insane spammer that frequents Veeky Forums and /agdg/. Exactly the fucking same. Right now you are 99.9% likely to be the actual sourcenigger, so everything you say from this point can be disregarded as the ramblings of a legitimate schizophrenic. If you aren't sourcenigger, I would suggest you stop unless you want to be banned here every 15 minutes too.

>go to another thread to shitpost because your own thread doesn't give a shit about your "achievements"
>affect "potential players'" opinions on the game
maybe it's for the best. get dbfz if your opinion is that easily swayed

>fist.moe doesn't work on ipad
>not about to use it on my phone
>either have to keep alt-tabbing out of the game or get a second monitor
man playing mh frontier Z for PC is tough work :/

>You post exactly the same as a literally insane spammer that frequents Veeky Forums and /agdg/. Exactly the fucking same.
In english? I always love that "You post the same way"
Explain it. quantify it, what exactly is the same about it?
>HURDUR I BAN U
Threatening to ban/report someone is against global rules you fuckwit.

>or so i hear
there's no fucking way the dude shitting on people for not giving a shit about his mlp obsession and achievements will actually play with /mhg/ so you have nothing to worry about. even if he does go online, he'll be too scared to speak it won't matter anyway

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You also post the exact same way as a redditor if that helps.

So what monsters weapon designs are you most excited for? I wanna see a pukei pukei charge blade

Fuck off you schizophrenic retard we dont need your shit here. The mods do the banning you dumb cunt. I'm not the one shitting up the thread with off topic shitposts.

i want a tobi-kadachi everything

>Post the exact same way
Again, In English? What exactly is the same about it or are you so desperate for (you)s that you just scream samefag at everyone because you're too brain damaged to form coherent sentences?

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That was English. Unless you're a SEAmonkey falseflagging again

absolutely odogaron and the rotten dragon
radobaan's could be cool too

PLAY IT

>I'm not the one shitting up the thread with off topic shitposts.
The irony is just premium quality in this post.

>That was English.
What? I know it was in in English, I'm asking if by posting the exact same way you mean posting in English. Jesus fuck ESL, learn to read.

Nergigante hammer
Anja GS
Great Girros everything

I never played HH outside of testing it out for a few minutes in each game. What do I need to know if I want to main it in World.

is it time to go dark already?