/wowg/ - World of Warcraft General

>the year is 2022
>World of Warcraft: Illidan and Sylvanas' Revenge: Love Blooms: Part 2 releases today
>I get on my pc
>load up WoW, type in password and authenticate
>see Illidan pop up
>oh nice, a titanforged login
>he gives me my offspec BiS weapon, and before he leaves he gives me a Warforged Advertisement reduction, pretty good i guess
>Sylvanas blows a kiss at my screen and I get a 25 minute advertisement
>say what the fuck, because my Warforged reduction didn't lower my Ad length
>my microphone heard my voice
>Blizzard's Soccermom Software(tm) kicks in and deems my tone of voice elitist
>I cry as the robotic orc hands reach from my PC
>red lights flash everywhere and I'm torn from my Jaina-Proodmoore-opened mouth-facesitting-simulator-chair
>spend the rest of my days in the Battlepet mines
>tfw just wanted to ERP

EU bros have the diablo garrison trainer chick been up yet this pet week?

>>Guild(s)
> - Illidan (US - Horde)
> - Wyrmrest Accord (US - Horde)
> - Sargeras (US - Alliance)
> Moon Guard (US - Alliance)
> - Argent Dawn (EU - Alliance)

every single one of them dead as shit not even 1 player online in some

What three are they?

I'm curious because I dont know where he suddenly decided to work for the Old Gods and how that would have played in to the story.

Post a picture with more talent. Protip: You can't.

>cape titanforges to 985
>trash stats and tier slot, nobody wants it but some guy's reroll's offspec

Should I level up:

Male Tauren Shadow Priest
Male/Female Goblin Warlock
Orc/Goblin Warrior

1 user voted orc warrior already. I currently main an orc DK, so if orc warrior I'll go female since my DK is male

male gobbo lock

Stay away from Warlock if you're thinking of Demonology, it's a trap.

Hmm

Cya nerd

femgobbo warlock

We are all that stands between the Legion and annihilation.

What's his endgame?

SHADOW PRIEST OR ARCANE MAGE

which one

"I cannot do this, father. I can't be the hero you were. I can't be the king you were."

To crush their marriage with no survivors

Guys, what's going to happen to demon hunters now that the Legion is defeated?

if odds female if evens male

/ourguy/

when is he getting his own npc?

They're gonna look just as stupid as DKs for the rest of time.

same reason naxxrammas is in broken shore

Preach is pretty fucking alpha despite being a fat balding nerd

Monk or DH? One is thematically cooler, the others are edgy tryhards but I actually like their stupidly simple rotation. Monk also has healer available to it. Or both?

>Going for two total meme specs

Shadow Priest is a bad Affliction Warlock
Arcane is so gear dependent that if you're asking now chances are you won't get there

Put your belf on the 'Alliance Diet™' today. You've got to eat big to be big

You mean Archerus.

DH is unironically fun if you go demonic build

DH

>No one, not even a king, is more important than the alliance.
I bet he's gonna chicken out and kill his troops

He should just shave it off instead of wearing that silly hat

I am asking whats more fun and what to main

Arcane is too much of a chore to manage imo

The mobility of DH is too good to not at least try one.

They both suck. Pick something else.

Alright, so I have a Shaman and Paladin. I figured I'd start gearing up healing for some faster ques but I've never healed before past leveling dungeons. How hard is it to heal? Any healing guides? Any useful healing add-ons?

Distinct lack of big belly full of Alliance in this image.

I have one at 110 already and it is pretty fun but I also made a Monk trial to mess around with and Storm, Earth, and Fire is probably the coolest ability in the game

Both are a chore. They're both heavily gear dependent and punishing specs.

SPriest is my main and its basically made me want to stop playing, but Arcane is the better of the two if you're intent on playing only one or the other.

wow is a sinking ship
someone pay for my xiv sub

mommy steppies!

Mists of Pandaria
Raid boss health reduced by 32% compared to live. Immerseus (Normal 10) now has 4.05 million health compared to 5.95 million on live.
Level 90 NPC health reduced by 51% (at Player Level 100)
Level 90 NPC health reduced by 32% (at Player Level 90)

Warlords of Draenor
Raid boss health reduced by 42% compared to live.
Level 90 NPC health reduced by 7% (at Player Level 90)
Level 95 NPC health reduced by 9% (at Player Level 95)
Level 98 NPC health reduced by 22% (at Player Level 98)
Level 99 NPC health reduced by 33% (at Player Level 99)
Level 100 NPC health reduced by 42% (at Player Level 100)
Level 100 NPC health reduced by 59% (at Player Level 110)

xiv is in a worse state than wow

>How hard is it to heal?
Right now? Through LFD? Right now through LFD healers are not required. That's how "hard" healing currently is.

All content is balanced around retards, so unless you're pushing Mythic or doing crazy M+ levels, you barely need to think and it'll still work out fine. A healer's job is also dependent on everyone else not fucking up, so the better your groups, the less work to do you have.

You think you want it, but you actually don't

There go you casuals, I hope all the crying paid off ..

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, WARCHIEF?

anyone else transcend socializing

Yes? I don't know why you autistic kids think old bosses should have a shitlaod of hp.

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No, the real pursuit of any happiness in WoW is making friends

You mean Acherus

guys i made a friend

It was increased by:
>Mists of Pandaria - 341% @ lvl 93
>Warlords - 92% increase @ lvl 103
and now MoP was reduced by 32% compared to current live... so it will still be around 309% than before patch... lol?

(You)

>Acherus
Whoops.

His VA is damn good

casuals always win

After literally nothing since cata they did a damn good job.

Glad they were able to get this fixed nice and quickly, so what if raids are unplayable for a solid chunk of the playerbase, this tmog farming boss health is top priority

What is a fun caster then. I liked the story behind those two classes.
Why does WoW have so few dps clothed casters anyway.

see doesnt it mean these bosses still have 300% more health than before patch...

Fucking Da Paul is everywhere.
Not only he voiced Reinhardt in memewatch, but he also voiced Blackhand, Beastlord Darmac, Socrethar, Ko'ragh, Gallywix, Azuregos, Romuul and every single fucking male eredar both on Draenor and Argus.
Dude's a fucking legend, holy shit.

>manlet

I think boomkin is the most fun caster right now

>playing massively multiplayer games to not socialize
why

Its certainly one of the best, but I don't find its single target fun at all.

Elemental is decently fun, as is Mage in general. Just be aware you'll be at the mercy of your gear if you go Arcane.

all casters suck dick. why do you want to sit still and stare at a cast bar?

Because Blizzard removed the "MMO" part of "MMORPG" with all the changes they introduced since Wrath.

Just look at the outcry people did when they buffed old raids and their "solo experience" was "ruined forever".

They gutted the 'RPG' part too desu

Killing every wow youtuber in a foggy night

haha yeah remember when you had to look at stats before? In Legion, secondary stats aren't important at all! Nor are builds/talents. Nor specific items for encounters. Such a shame.

Post screenshots my dudes!

83rd for all night long sweaty bang sessions with purple Nightborne babes.

youtu.be/JxBKgrXgBTc

>daily reminder every one that uses "manlet" is a dicklet with inferiority complex

good gracious :O

What happened here

>mad manlet goes into defensive mode

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Poor virgin dicklet with inferiority complex

context?

that's not how this works dumb frogposter :)

what reply?

hahahaha absolute mad the virgin dicklet

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no

is mythic EN hard