>News Version 2.2.0 is available for download! Check the patch notes below for details. New Weapon: .52 Gal Deco will be available Jan. 20th! Sub: Curling bomb; Special: Stingray Dapple Dualies Nouveau are available! Sub: toxic mist; Special: ink storm Shellendorf Institute is now a playable map!
Spreadsheet of Splatfest data I made, giving participant numbers & won battles per team.
Luis Barnes
I DEMAND A RECOUNT NINTENDO ROUNDED THE DIGITS
Elijah Roberts
I sold this game because you are a faggot
Nicholas Hernandez
I don't usually post mine cause I got sick of the game and haven't found any cool new photo-ops
Robert Gonzalez
'ere ya go.
SPU glasses (Ink saver subs) and SCU shoes it is. Back to old faithful, I suppose.
Jeremiah Powell
...
Liam Russell
I dont have a woomie because I'm not gay
Alexander Bennett
...
Caleb Clark
...
Tyler Davis
...
Gabriel James
cute feet
Connor Walker
well I got 1200, gg homies
Anthony Russell
skate loves all of you
Brody Torres
ggs
Gabriel Wood
who
Brody Lopez
skate woomy
Blake Lee
Tony hawk ripoff
Julian Bailey
kill all oc squids
Lucas Thompson
just like bob burnquist, rodney mullen, and bam margera
Levi Roberts
...
Noah Allen
who?
Adam Cox
whats up with the shitty aliasing on these?
Brandon Price
I want Marie to splashdown on my face with her ass.
Colton Roberts
But not the biker, apparently.
Dylan Jenkins
she regrets her actions after learning that biker has changed his ways and no longer bullies the squiddos
Josiah White
...
Cameron Jenkins
Is anyone down for league?
Zachary Edwards
lmao i've been seeing these posted in discords, i'm happy to be the subject of one
Brandon Allen
Bam is a faggot
Matthew Bell
i am down but the rotation is about to end
Dylan Reed
I'm gonna be up for next rotation too i just need something to do inbetween making plushies because my hands hurt
Jaxson Nelson
decade.... maintanence is in 20mins
Ian Harris
i don't use discord but youre welcome
Caleb Edwards
>discord
Thomas Johnson
aww
Caleb White
oh when's it over?
Dylan Sanchez
>午後4時50分頃から午後6時30分 so basically about 2hours ?i could play with you something else if you can think of anything
Kayden Nguyen
>about to get one more SR in >full crew >"Sorry to bust your bubble"
Fuck you, you said it would happen at 2:50am
Gavin Baker
she even brought him a gift after the incident
she didn't know what he'd like so she got him a new motocross helmet
then she realized after the fact that that might not be the sort of biking he's into and just felt more guilty
Samuel Taylor
Thanks but its ok, splats is pretty much the only multiplayer game i play anymore and i should get back to work ;_;
Nicholas Brown
What if your woomy had to have a leg amputated due to a gangrenous infection and Mr. Grizz made her work anyways?
James Adams
same :c
Caleb Cook
Well does anyone wanna play mk8 during down time?
Brandon Rodriguez
*farts out some bubbles*
Brayden Nelson
me me though i cant drive to save my life
Nathaniel James
>tfw Splatoon 2 is the only multiplayer game I have for the Switch
Christopher Miller
patpat woomy
Ian Reed
>Grizzco has been shut down by the BATF for illegal weapons modifications.
Jose Hill
It's most likely because of his "special overtime"
Adam Thompson
I'm still waiting for Inkopolis Plaza to re-open, with some funky retro-shops selling old Splatoon 1 gear "Re-freshened to modern gear standards" and an Octoling barber in Sheldon's old shop.
Jayden Wright
no one fucking cares about Splatoon 1 faggot, now kys for being stupid enough to have bought a Wii-U
Jackson Bennett
The thing is that I didn't buy a Wii-U and want to get some of their fresh gear that they didn't sell during Splatoon 1.
Checkmate, good sir.
Carson Rodriguez
...
Luis Williams
how do you take these screenshots? What mode is this in?
Jayden Davis
You need an amiibo to take pictures with. If you don't have one, I can help you out.
Brody Butler
amiibo
Justin Cruz
anyone twin league?
Cooper Brown
Serbs are down for maintenance.
Joseph James
how can you help me out?
Xavier Smith
did spaceman die
Aaron Gonzalez
dafuq? why? and for how long?
James Barnes
I can attempt recreating your squid if I have their clothing and weapon.
Jose Ramirez
...
Jason Reed
>servers >when the game is entirely p2p The absolute state of Nintendo
Daniel Sullivan
Apparently the 2.2.0 patch was too generous with some buffs (Dualies hit registry at 1.5x instead of 1.25x being one that I saw) so they're correcting these things.
I don't have full details, but I'm sure someone else will fill you in on it.
wrong. matchmaking servers. and it's because they're applying the balance patch fix.
Aiden Miller
Because doing nice things is nice!
Colton King
can you do some skate woomy? I'm too lazy to finish the story to use my callie and marie amiibos
king flip mesh, half-sleeve sweater, black dakroniks, striped pants, 5th skin tone, short bob cut, slate blue eyes (the last option on the bottom right)
Colton Brown
yeah, no, I'm aware, just thought it already happened before now.
Hudson Brown
Fuck the balance patch, i just want to play Salmon Run.
Jackson Gonzalez
I'm good, but thank you.
Adrian Mitchell
On it
Jeremiah Brooks
you're a blessing i love you user
Chase Anderson
Servers are back up.
league, anyone?
Grayson Gomez
meme fc?
Lincoln Nguyen
SW-1382-5495-2712
Easton Nguyen
>Be Dark Green Woomy >Stewing in my bed >Fucking heatwave >Lights are out >Shades are closed >It’s still hotter than Marina after a night of singing and dancing >staring at the thermostat >on the other side of the room >can barely see my carpet through the hazard of empty plates, discarded toys and uncleaned laundry >fuck that >worm my legs out of my pajama pants >slight relief
Jace Ward
i s2g if decade cucks me
David Rogers
>The last hour has dragged on >can feel a pool of sweat around me >only in glasses and panties now >cod damn it gonna have to risk it >gingerly move to the edge >the sweat pool is spilling out into a half eaten carton of melted ice cream >first foot down >safely on my discarded Mr.Shrug shirt >other foot down >kick aside doujin I need to return to Weeb >Alright Kombu, you got this >7 steps >You’r an S+, Profreshional woomy >1, move aside the half eaten microwave dinner >2, step over the empty ink canister >3, use those jeans as a safe spot >foot lands on some cylinder-thing >mayday, abort, retreat >too late >face meet approaching pile of unwashed undies >hello, please don’t be a strain right by my lips >at least they protected my face >pride not so much
Dominic Torres
do you have me already?
if so, lobby's up
Mason Long
>Roll over >come face to face with a picture frame >It’s tennis. Sesame >She’s smiling the kindest smile >the one that I first fell in love with >cod she’s so amazing >okay she still doesn’t get how to use a roller >and she could a nag >’Kombu clean this’ >’Kombu finish your food’ >’K-k-kombu! Not in public!’ >her first pub-play was so hot >watching as her worry turned into excitement >her squeaky moans growing louder >hearing her moan my name >Cthulhu fhtagn