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>News
Version 2.2.0 is available for download! Check the patch notes below for details.
New Weapon: .52 Gal Deco will be available Jan. 20th! Sub: Curling bomb; Special: Stingray
Dapple Dualies Nouveau are available! Sub: toxic mist; Special: ink storm
Shellendorf Institute is now a playable map!

>Wiki
splatoonwiki.org/

>Patch notes
en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

>Big S2 gear & weapon lists (contains unreleased weapons)
leanny.github.io/splat2/
leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html

>Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
loadout.ink/

>List of possible main abilities for gear from Splatnet so far
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

>League weapon usage data
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=255836450

>Add your FC to the list of FC below:
docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

>List of FC:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FmANK72CcUfzGLLNtMkRUI50PSQ44HCC-xQhS0Vm5uI/edit?usp=sharing
nintendo.com/consumer/network/en_na/network_status.jsp
pastebin.com/d5xkCxbn
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Post cute /ink/ woomies and yebbies!

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Woomy!

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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FmANK72CcUfzGLLNtMkRUI50PSQ44HCC-xQhS0Vm5uI/edit?usp=sharing

Spreadsheet of Splatfest data I made, giving participant numbers & won battles per team.

I DEMAND A RECOUNT NINTENDO ROUNDED THE DIGITS

I sold this game because you are a faggot

I don't usually post mine cause I got sick of the game and haven't found any cool new photo-ops

'ere ya go.

SPU glasses (Ink saver subs) and SCU shoes it is. Back to old faithful, I suppose.

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I dont have a woomie because I'm not gay

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cute feet

well I got 1200, gg homies

skate loves all of you

ggs

who

skate woomy

Tony hawk ripoff

kill all oc squids

just like bob burnquist, rodney mullen, and bam margera

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who?

whats up with the shitty aliasing on these?

I want Marie to splashdown on my face with her ass.

But not the biker, apparently.

she regrets her actions after learning that biker has changed his ways and no longer bullies the squiddos

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Is anyone down for league?

lmao i've been seeing these posted in discords, i'm happy to be the subject of one

Bam is a faggot

i am down but the rotation is about to end

I'm gonna be up for next rotation too
i just need something to do inbetween making plushies because my hands hurt

decade....
maintanence is in 20mins

i don't use discord but youre welcome

>discord

aww

oh
when's it over?

>午後4時50分頃から午後6時30分
so basically about 2hours ?i could play with you something else if you can think of anything

>about to get one more SR in
>full crew
>"Sorry to bust your bubble"

Fuck you, you said it would happen at 2:50am

she even brought him a gift after the incident

she didn't know what he'd like so she got him a new motocross helmet

then she realized after the fact that that might not be the sort of biking he's into and just felt more guilty

Thanks but its ok, splats is pretty much the only multiplayer game i play anymore and i should get back to work ;_;

What if your woomy had to have a leg amputated due to a gangrenous infection and Mr. Grizz made her work anyways?

same :c

Well does anyone wanna play mk8 during down time?

*farts out some bubbles*

me me though i cant drive to save my life

>tfw Splatoon 2 is the only multiplayer game I have for the Switch

patpat woomy

>Grizzco has been shut down by the BATF for illegal weapons modifications.

It's most likely because of his "special overtime"

I'm still waiting for Inkopolis Plaza to re-open, with some funky retro-shops selling old Splatoon 1 gear "Re-freshened to modern gear standards" and an Octoling barber in Sheldon's old shop.

no one fucking cares about Splatoon 1 faggot, now kys for being stupid enough to have bought a Wii-U

The thing is that I didn't buy a Wii-U and want to get some of their fresh gear that they didn't sell during Splatoon 1.

Checkmate, good sir.

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how do you take these screenshots? What mode is this in?

You need an amiibo to take pictures with. If you don't have one, I can help you out.

amiibo

anyone twin league?

Serbs are down for maintenance.

how can you help me out?

did spaceman die

dafuq? why? and for how long?

I can attempt recreating your squid if I have their clothing and weapon.

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>servers
>when the game is entirely p2p
The absolute state of Nintendo

Apparently the 2.2.0 patch was too generous with some buffs (Dualies hit registry at 1.5x instead of 1.25x being one that I saw) so they're correcting these things.

I don't have full details, but I'm sure someone else will fill you in on it.

why would you do that for some random person?

ah. yeah the US site says until 1:30
nintendo.com/consumer/network/en_na/network_status.jsp
but oftentimes it ends early

wrong. matchmaking servers. and it's because they're applying the balance patch fix.

Because doing nice things is nice!

can you do some skate woomy? I'm too lazy to finish the story to use my callie and marie amiibos

king flip mesh, half-sleeve sweater, black dakroniks, striped pants, 5th skin tone, short bob cut, slate blue eyes (the last option on the bottom right)

yeah, no, I'm aware, just thought it already happened before now.

Fuck the balance patch, i just want to play Salmon Run.

I'm good, but thank you.

On it

you're a blessing i love you user

Servers are back up.

league, anyone?

meme fc?

SW-1382-5495-2712

>Be Dark Green Woomy
>Stewing in my bed
>Fucking heatwave
>Lights are out
>Shades are closed
>It’s still hotter than Marina after a night of singing and dancing
>staring at the thermostat
>on the other side of the room
>can barely see my carpet through the hazard of empty plates, discarded toys and uncleaned laundry
>fuck that
>worm my legs out of my pajama pants
>slight relief

i s2g if decade cucks me

>The last hour has dragged on
>can feel a pool of sweat around me
>only in glasses and panties now
>cod damn it gonna have to risk it
>gingerly move to the edge
>the sweat pool is spilling out into a half eaten carton of melted ice cream
>first foot down
>safely on my discarded Mr.Shrug shirt
>other foot down
>kick aside doujin I need to return to Weeb
>Alright Kombu, you got this
>7 steps
>You’r an S+, Profreshional woomy
>1, move aside the half eaten microwave dinner
>2, step over the empty ink canister
>3, use those jeans as a safe spot
>foot lands on some cylinder-thing
>mayday, abort, retreat
>too late
>face meet approaching pile of unwashed undies
>hello, please don’t be a strain right by my lips
>at least they protected my face
>pride not so much

do you have me already?

if so, lobby's up

>Roll over
>come face to face with a picture frame
>It’s tennis. Sesame
>She’s smiling the kindest smile
>the one that I first fell in love with
>cod she’s so amazing
>okay she still doesn’t get how to use a roller
>and she could a nag
>’Kombu clean this’
>’Kombu finish your food’
>’K-k-kombu! Not in public!’
>her first pub-play was so hot
>watching as her worry turned into excitement
>her squeaky moans growing louder
>hearing her moan my name
>Cthulhu fhtagn

im in

Wanna see how it ends! Read here; pastebin.com/d5xkCxbn

I am going to have Skate take pictures with my own squid, Lemonade (albeit her wrong color and hair)

Do you have a favorite stage?

i was actually going to but decided to just check my order from not spyke and go to bed
good night /ink/

I want to be trapped inside Pearl's boot

I would say arowana mall but thats not back

blackbelly skatepark is an obvious choice

fuck off kokonoe

Weapon of choice?

hi has anyone told you that you r cancr

fug

only you

flingza roller or tri-slosher, whichever has cooler poses

thank you based photo op user