Gsg

*cums*

yaweofiawef

Bazinga

ha

I was walking home from college when I saw a cute kitten. It was cute so I tried to pet it but it attacked me. It scratched my fucking hand so I did what any self-respecting white man would do. I fucking stomped it (in self defense) like the piece of shit it was. Stomped it so hard that I broke its' ribcage and had its' colon spilled out of its' erupted asshole. Little fucker was in so much pain that it could barely even wheeze in pain. God the sound of its' cracking bones and squashing organs was so sweet.

As it was dying, I gave it a little pet on the head, to let it know my initial intention. It could have had affection from a pleasant head rub, instead it attacked me and violently died. Little fucker could then proceed to regret its' stupidity on its' last painful seconds (ps: i was forced to do this in self defence or else the kitten would have mained me).

and this was all just a small sample of the beatiful /tragsg/ language...

I took Prussia's spot. Also the Swiss and Italians are eating baguette.

Someone must have violated the Swiss neutrality thing, I've never seen this happen before.

looook mummy!!!
isn't this blob fuarking epic???

*rklejsie*

NO PLEASE GO BACK TO POSTING RANDOM LETTERS

make sure to genocide by religion and take all of egypt

Holy shit that is terrible
Why would you post something like that?

Post border plans
and it's time to stop, lad

aoewvboiasweru aesofasweoi

Ah, good job user. Becoming a Great Power must have been very difficult, nice industry as well :)

You want his dick or something?

>come back to /gsg/ after a few weeks
>this shit
wtf happened

Holy shit that is amazing
Please keep posting stories like this

sieg heil my fellow redpillers, kek

I mean, I wouldn't refuse it...

the real redpill is /tragsg/ is 10 times worse than any steamgruppe
it is literally where the most dedicated shitposters congregate to come up with new stupid memes and then proceed to spam them in the real thread

great platitude bro

What the fuck is happening I miss when R&I controlled the threads atleast 30% of the posts were on topic

>dedicated shitposters
yeah alright lad
professional shitposter here, ama

The Revolution has triumphed

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rather die from the inside than from the outside

Our brothers are returned! Hopefully this will make the bear think twice before grabbing my big pink thing.

good lord Alex, get some control back in your life man
stop and think about what you're doing for once

...

i've seen these posts before...

...

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I'll grab your big pink thing
;)

advance the flag of gsg! hurrah!

wonde if jannyman will 404 us again...

t. /gsg/

i'm probably gonna get banned so yeah

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was it worth it?

why would you get banned ?!?!?!?!?!

based

I would love to partition Austria with you Italy.

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yeah
im just going to reset my IP anyway lmao
n-no reason...

You sound like a massive faggot, you know that right?

who else stays on his bed for hours after waking up due to a combination of laziness, feeling worthless and crippling depression?

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so does ur mum lmao

>feeling worthless
But you are worthless, nigger.

hahahahahahahahah yea me too

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me

I don't because I have a job and I'm not a complete failure

Just you faggot
I don't have a mother bitch

I think the Italians might have the easy part.

>core on Danzig
>no cores on the corridor

consider cheating to make a west slavic union with czechs slovaks and sorbs

Just realized at the end this was actually a defensive war the Austrians started against Italy. No problem Pasta.

I might be worthless but I am not a nigger

I might be a nigger, but I am not worthless

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Did she see you're ugly face and run away?

I did actually have a core on it, you get it through event. But it seems that you can lose the cores if they become mostly north german. I got another event because Prussia was assimilating them and lost the core.

There is literally nothing wrong with being black

There is literally nothing wrong with being white

There is literally nothing wrong.

There is literally nothing.

deep...

There is literally nothing wrong with stomping kittens.

germans are building the canal, but they took it from the ottomans, so egypt is not in their sphere. I want to annex egypt eventually

kara boga bless you brother