League of Legends General - /lolg/

Why do people pick Jax jungle in ranked?

>pandering to spergs/basement dwellers and not just telling them to lynch themselves

My dick seeks comfort in you ifuknowatimean

are you a girl(male)?

it’s good i did it once we won his stun is strong

Then message me, silly!

You'll believe what you want regardless of what i say, won't you?

kys your lynch

youre in the wrong place buddy
be glad he posts his discord instead of doing it in here

>play as Yasuo support
>whole team eggs me for trolling and being cancerous
>actually do well

I'll believe what you say and my libido will react accordingly

nah desu I don't really care for yordles

>blind pick

>blind pick

Best girl.
Best waist.
Best wife.

>playing draft
>playing ranked

>Blind pick
>PROJECT Yasuo
>No sightstone

lmao just learn to dodge their abilites

Come find out~
I switch it up from time to time!

>being remotely fine with either option

Inherently objectively wrong answer. If you so much as speak it again you should consider gassing yourself immediately so your brand of enabling stupidity doesn't bleed further into the gene pool.

just red ward every single bush/lane senpai

They're garbage in mid to late game.

Hey! I really like that image you posted! Would you mind if I saved it to my hard disk drive so i could use it myself at a later time?

>not playing draft
>actually being this retarded

Swain been reading too much One Piece with that coat.

Haven't played in a few months, missed all of preseason and end of 7. Gonna play a few normals and start ranked tomorrow

>playing draft
>too scared to play ranked
>muh competitive moba

>Promise myself I won't abuse Mundo freelo this season, I want to try something different
>Less than a month into the season I'm crawling back to him like a dirty addict in withdrawal

But that means you're still a yordle most of the time

>support yasuo

>going right into ranked after not playing for months
you're why I'm still in silver

Message me, and we'll work out whatever helps you right now~
What's got you so upset, sir?

Dragonpussy or dragoncock?

>Le bronze and silver insult
nice memes my dudes

>get a new GAMIN mouse
>LoL won’t acknowledge the button profile
>the sensitivity is all fucked up
Sigh

xth for bjerg is a top 10 player all regions combined

>FREELO
>FUCKIGN SILVER
LOOK AT THIS RETARD, EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

which league girl on average produces the most sweat per day? what’s the end of her work day like?

unf

>be s4 play ranked drunk/high
>feed out my ass
>get reported
>next game I want to try hard I get unranked and bronze on my team
Did I deserve it?

>say flu isnt that bad and people are crying for nothing
>get flu
>cant breathe and muscles feel like they've been pelted with 0 degree kelvin ice blocks for an hour straight
>legit almost pass out from the tiredness twice
>tfw lost a placement game off of it
i know its a blogpost but how am i supposed to climb like this

dragonpussy 100%

You and every subhuman enabler like you. Stop being disgusting cringy fucking spergs that need to be thrown into gas chambers and purged. It's bad enough human society is trying to keep natural selection out so defective stains like you get to exist and pollute the minds of others and the general gene pool further.

What champion pisses you off the most?

Illaoi

sneaky is the best player in na i think

Dragoncock 200%

It's somewhat tempting but I'm also watching stuff right now

go sleep

Anyone picking up? I actually had 4 Tryn shards at one point.

>Yasuo mains

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

first one, and then the other 420%

by getting flu shots you fucking idiot

Easily.

>doing my vidya autism
>see a thread about Biohazard (Resident Evil) 0 for N64
>pass it off as threa asking for info about friend from friend from friend shit
>open it up
>ebay listing shown of a N64 Dev cart i handled posted
>seller peeled back the label and it showed what was BH0's label (you dont peel these stickers off)
>capcom used the flash cart holding the cancelled BH0 to hold the worst port of megaman legends
>not just 1 copy but 2.5 copies to ensure all data is gone
thanks capcom

Shyvana because she spends all day hunting dragons on the jungle

katarina because shunpo

Riven because jumps and dashes

evelynn because she rapes every living thing nonstop

looks like you popped R early you retard. Why u chasing? zoning cam off tower is good enough.

Tfw Tristana is one of the handful of champs whose fancier skins are actually pretty good

>diving for a kill past 2 towers
>diving after she got away from any chance of dying

There's your problem ape

>flu isnt that bad
there are thousands of flu strains. Some are essentially a virus-based cold while other can leave you deaf and blind (or dead) if you try "just get over it".
See a doctor, user.

But what about my teammates? certainly their tryhard silver asses wanted to win as well? Why punish 3 people just for the actions of one?

lmao fucking weak, you're either an old man or some retard kid whose mommy never let him play outside
I've got the flu and the worst pain is when I stand up too fast

>implying I was that Yasuo
>le "x" main hahaha
spicy

>I fucked up and put Earnest Elf Twice
It's supposed to be Earnest Elf > Bucaneer > Riot Girl

How do I make good tp ganks?

>get infected with HIV
>get flu-like symptoms
>it's not even that bad
You're such a fucking pussy, dude.

i cant im afraid ill die
i-i did user sama help
im seeing one tomorrow morning
no u
no u

>he thinks one turbomong inting can't throw the entire game for 4 other people

You have to rely on your team putting wards in the right places. Unfortunaly, that doesn't happen very often, so you should just use your tp for pushing most of the time.

>still getting the flu despite a flu shot

What kind of anemic scrawny ass fuck all weak piece of subhuman shit manages to pull that off

he didnt say you were but your defensiveness strongly suggests you main yas

What should my game plan be as a Darius? Because split pushing isn't really his thing.

This.
I had the flu, compounded with some viral infection at the same time back in 10th grade. My tears were like lava running down my face.
Halo Reach could have been the last vidya i would ever play, it was that bad.

>playing Darius

idk guess me

im in pretty good shape i actually usually don't get sick.
Also, is Malzahar as good as he looks? I tried him out and he felt pretty nutty to play.

That's the point. Just because I have one "bad game" doesn't mean my teammates in the next few games deserve at least one guy who isn't me that's guaranteed to have a "bad game." Also it's silver so you're wrong anyway.

Does anyone else bait their lane opponent into saying slurs/hate speech?

It's fucking hilarious knowing that you beat them in lane, beat them in game and made them extremely pissed off. The icing on the cake is that you can report them afterwards and say in the post game lobby
>enjoy your ban :)

>implying the implying of implying
>actually imposing the actuality
the state of /lolg/

>having all chat on

Because I'm a noob and wanted to play what appears to be League's version of Guts

flu shots are shitty this season, drink water and sleep it off
youre young youll be fine

Flu is a wildly variable illness. The one time I had the flew I slept for like 2 straight days. My online buddies probably thought I was fucking dead.

>Hey there user,
>You play League too right?
>What champion should I play to reach Master tier?
What's Your answer?

>start q level 1
>q the opponent at a range over minions
>they lose health
>you gain health
>they're melee and can't retaliate
>do this over and over again because you're resourceless
>dive them level 6

why is shit like illaoi, nasus, and yasuo getting banned when this man is blatantly overpowered

It's not a "bad game" if you did so intentionally by being high/drunk. NO ONE wants those on their team, you brought it on yourself.

I wouldn't know. I bounce between ADC and if I end up going mid, either Veigar or Ziggs. All I know is he supposedly dicks brainlet assassinbabs like Zed cause his ult is a literal "eat shit and die" button

Get the fuck away from me you vampire

>playing in PLAT elo
>allied Kalista/Janna bot lane
>time for big teamfight
>Kalista ults Janna
>Janna goes into the enemy team
>Janna ults, knocking the enemy frontline into our team
>she then burns flash to get back towards our team

how the actual fuck does this happen

How did you fuck up gangplank you dingdong, it's the same thing

Huge lane bully, but not that great at teamfights.
Similar to pantheon.

BEGONE THOT

>gook looking woman hitting master tier

>not checking if he's even any good first, especially since he has no good keystone to run with

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