/ss13g/ - spessmen on the spess station: shardmemes Edition

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>none of you a the thread, this is what you get
>supermatter crystal memes still
>Jere Stradford is a pure soul


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/c32NDYj

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

fucked up the last thread

Anne Tagg is cute CUTE

Birds are very important.

>old waifu comes back
>they start posting about themselves in the thread immediately
Why do they do this?

>join roundstart as mime
>HoS appoints me atmos tech from HoP line with his all access
>shrug and go do atmos
>don hazard vest and magboots, fill toolbelt
>start RPD'ing a nice double manifold setup of 300kpa passive gates from air to distro in case of breaches
>shitmos named Micah comes in, stares as I'm putting my first two manifolds down
>he immediately screeches for security 'MIME BROKE INTO ATMOS AND IS PLASMAFLUDDING'
>what the fuck?
>whip my ID out of PDA and show it to him over and over
>says he doesn't care
>two secguys show up and spams hailers at me
>I spam showing my ID to them
>they don't care
>they bust in and gun me down, cuffed
>Micah tells them there's no reason to put manifolds down, like ever, so I must be plasmaflooding
>emote disgreement and eyerolling at the shitmos
>sec claims ignorance of atmos and take his stupid word for it that I must have been doing something wrong
>people start setting off welderbombs in the distance
>shitsec duo keep fiddling with me instead of caring
>they cart me over to HoP line and ask the HoS, who promoted me, to demote me
>he refuses, and they give up and uncuff me since I didn't actually do anything, after like 5 minutes of telling each other they don't really have any reason to detain or demote me
>run back to atmos and finish my setup
>clock ticking for air with the breaches we already have
>shitmos comes back 'DUHHH you dun need 2 do taht'
>emote ignoring him
>he acts all high and mighty like i'm some kind of beginner who needs to listen to him
>he finally fucks off to cool plasma and fuck around, doesn't even optimize anything
>breaches repressurize when repaired only thanks to my distro gates as the round goes on
>manage to optimize waste too while wrestling with disconnections and 1000+ ping spikes

>layer manifold in distro
He's right, you should stay out of atmos.

Oh no, improving air to distro so there's always enough air to refill depressurized sections! What a terrible mistake!

Are you stupid?

use a single valve with an AAC you moron

Did it died?

Kaboom.

NOPE. AAC requires power and is extraordinarily susceptible to sabotage, lag, and other factors.

Manifold with gates and a digital valve in the center for emergencies is better. As I thought, you're stupid. Not only is there nothing wrong with my method, but your own personal method isn't even an improvement.

Kill yourself, idiot.

TURN ON PACKEDNN

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Everyone has their own way to autism, so conflicts happen. Security was in the wrong though, and HoSHoP should have added atmos to your security record

what is this meant to convey

Not even autism worth fighting over, both work fine, this is worse than cryo mix discussions

If you accused me of plasmaflooding for throwing on a lazy volume pump and calling it a day I would scrub glove you, strip headset, and weld you naked into the storage room next to the SME

>Security was in the wrong though
There's literally no way to be in the wrong when your perp is a mime. He can't speak up to defend himself, so anything you say or do to him is justified.

Check all of those players and look for a name

They're all names. What are you on about? If you have something to say, then just say it.

do you have a vendetta against these lovely people?

>Set the AME to blow while there were no admins online, he did this as a non-antag. Come and explain stuff on the forums.
Can't say I am surprised. This guy is a new player and I have seen him around engineering a few times. I asked if he needed help IC and he refused, then he later died by accidentally releasing cold plasma.

>DrCelt actually playing
What year is it?

current year+2

im make new spaceman station 13 with gamemaker so please be thankful and offer currency to my patreon
many thank

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>Johnny Caldwell
best sec
>Razz Vozz
Best mime.
>Felicity Riveria
Eh.
>Horatio
U G H.

I dont recognize the others.

How can one post be so wrong?

what is wrong

I did add +atmos tech to his sex records and stated it on :S and :E later on, not sure what went wrong or what triggered the atmos tech

I kinda believe that people just turn off their departmental headsets sometimes when it comes to anything that isn't :S

I didn't know we kept those kinds of records.

Felicity is the kind of girl who would offer you half of her sandwich every day, and would take you saying no as an invitation for her to explain exactly how she made it.

>what triggered the atmos tech
Well it's obvious he was just looking for some easing griffing. A mime can't speak up to defend itself, after all.

What kind of boy is Johnny

Johnny is the kind of guy that would bring his sandwich to work, but only use condiments from the kitchen on the station so thst it wouldn't get soggy. His sandwich is the one you really want a slice of.

>Its fucking wiznerds
>AGAIN

4 of the 5 rounds I've played today have been wiznerds.

Can we have a round that isn't this fucking dog shit please.

We really don't need 2 wizard gamemodes that are extraordinarily similar in round progression
nuwiz+ragin was a mistake

Remove one of the modes, and half the chance for the other, then.

PR it.

strong analysis
sandwhich tier list when

What's the difference between the two again?

I recognize 12 ckeys on this list but can only associate 4 static names to them

zealotron should have given N3X15 a 3 day, would have been way funnier

t. harse tard
yes, we know you try too hard

what fraction of the playerbase randomnames vs static names?

Dunno, but it's a fact that always randomnaming automatically makes you a better player and a better person than those who static.

while possibly true, that's entirely annectodal

Wizards shouldn't get the gem-encrusted hardsuit.

It'd make fireball+firebird significantly harder to do.

Fireball+firebird isn't even close to the shittiest aspect of wizard mode. It's bad, sure, but there are definitely more horrible and more poorly thought out mechanics in there that completely ruin fun.

i'm guessing you've never tried fireball+firebird. It's already pretty hard.
If you are looking to nerf OP spell combos, that is far from the tallest blade of glass.

>he doesn't know

you could just use your gorrilian wizard powers (or the car) to chadify yourself your own hardsuit anyway

So when the round ends do I wait for the connection to come back up or do I just reconnect ?

Only retards buy the gemsuit if they have a firebird.

It's not that it's OP. I don't think I've seen a round where they've stayed on board for half of it, usually dying or getting thrown off in some form.

It's just the atmos quest that most embark on where they bomb a good third of the station from the outside means shuttle HAS to be called. It shits the station into disrepair about equally as bad as supermatter explosions.

It's not OP, it's just bad. Like, straight up bad.

>Fireball is robeless
>Wizards can use broomsticks as infinite jetpacks without needing firebirds

>randomnaming makes you better
>implying randomnaming isn't just a greyshitter metatactic so they can get away with more shit mid round

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Then make Fireball robed or something.


I just think it's more a matter of the fact that wizards that do this cause station damage on such a scale. I don't think any other gametype results in such damage if it isn't a singulo or welderbombing on an epic scale. Even small-scale explosions at worst destroy a tile, and are expensive.
I think what most people hate is that destroying the station so vastly is way less enjoyable.

>lightswitch flicks on

>1, 1, 2 explosion
>expensive
nigga how is fireball damage real hahaha just crowbar up a tile hahaha

I'm agreeing with you. I didn't say it was OP, I said it was shitty and poorly thought out of a combination to be possible.

And I'm telling you that while I also think it's terrible, it's not even close to the worst offendor. It's low hanging fruit.

>complaining about fireball+firebird being OP
you are like little baby, step aside

NoRobe
Mutate
Jaunt
Teleport
SoulStone

guaranteed to kill half the station is you are stealthy
if you get lucky and your constructs are robust, woe to security

You want to antagonise even more ?
Push it real good

>Mutate
>dies against the first person to put on ablative

You don't have enough points for all of those

that's why you go stealth
you soul stone 10 or 15 people before they realize there is a mutate wiz

shit, then drop teleport

No robe is double points

Fireball has no dev.

The good players random name, play seldomly enough no-one remembers or recognizes them or changes their name when their character dies.

Static named waifu discord drama metagaming erp shitters should be permanently banned.

>Static naming to get preferential treatment because senpai noticed you 15 rounds ago
Metagay

You could have fit a couple more buzzwords in there

>it's a muh randomname pride episode
Not another Rerun, fuck.

Which is true, but somehow it still destroys plating some of the time. I don't understand how it happens but it happens.

That's because heavy has a chance to breach to lattice. If you've ever seen a welderbomb about half of the 8 tiles around the epicenter turn into lattice.

Right. That was the code for reinforced floors. Oops.

>go stealth
There are currently two wizmodes. Both ensure multi-wiz clusterfucks. There's no stealthing anymore, yet another reason piled on amongst many why wizard in general is absolute dogshit.

This

ah, that's changed since I last played

honk

What's the difference in the two modes?

there was another one done?

>tfw did mountainholme and the desert with the facade mountains

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I find doing surgery to be the most fun part of being an MD in this game

More fun than the death chair?

prayermins when?

more fun than shitposting and trying to get people banned?

I haven't really ever tried that before

it’s very fun, I call it ‘playing the ban page’

Maybe I'll try it. What's your ckey?

GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

I like fixing telecoms but it's not super common that it happens in an interesting way like getting only partially destroyed

pomf123

Buying the Station as Trader

Hey guys it's me pomf123, the round is ling just so you know

>wish i could remove that annoying botnet in windows 10
>find a way
>it break byond
Fuck.

Wait, what?

You mean 'telemetry'? I have that shut off without an issue.

Still, W10 is a botnet in and of itself.

>Have AI toggled on character from yesterday during dedpop
>Toggle off
>Play a few rounds
>Load different character slot
>That one had AI toggled too
>HELLO, YOU ARE THE AI
Panic
At least nothing too terrible happened, sorry if I was fucking slow on everything.

I quickly went from everyone's favorite clown to everyone's most hated clown.

Also, Manu, I really wanted to be a good friend, but you died.

No not just telemetry, windows update and the "apps" too. They kept getting in my way and overriding my stuff but nuking them had the annoying result of breaking byond.
No way i'm enabling them again so waiting for a remake it is now.

I hear you can run ubunto as an app in W10 now, maybe you could boot that up and run byond in that