Last Thread: Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >none of you a the thread, this is what you get >supermatter crystal memes still >Jere Stradford is a pure soul
>old waifu comes back >they start posting about themselves in the thread immediately Why do they do this?
Angel Kelly
>join roundstart as mime >HoS appoints me atmos tech from HoP line with his all access >shrug and go do atmos >don hazard vest and magboots, fill toolbelt >start RPD'ing a nice double manifold setup of 300kpa passive gates from air to distro in case of breaches >shitmos named Micah comes in, stares as I'm putting my first two manifolds down >he immediately screeches for security 'MIME BROKE INTO ATMOS AND IS PLASMAFLUDDING' >what the fuck? >whip my ID out of PDA and show it to him over and over >says he doesn't care >two secguys show up and spams hailers at me >I spam showing my ID to them >they don't care >they bust in and gun me down, cuffed >Micah tells them there's no reason to put manifolds down, like ever, so I must be plasmaflooding >emote disgreement and eyerolling at the shitmos >sec claims ignorance of atmos and take his stupid word for it that I must have been doing something wrong >people start setting off welderbombs in the distance >shitsec duo keep fiddling with me instead of caring >they cart me over to HoP line and ask the HoS, who promoted me, to demote me >he refuses, and they give up and uncuff me since I didn't actually do anything, after like 5 minutes of telling each other they don't really have any reason to detain or demote me >run back to atmos and finish my setup >clock ticking for air with the breaches we already have >shitmos comes back 'DUHHH you dun need 2 do taht' >emote ignoring him >he acts all high and mighty like i'm some kind of beginner who needs to listen to him >he finally fucks off to cool plasma and fuck around, doesn't even optimize anything >breaches repressurize when repaired only thanks to my distro gates as the round goes on >manage to optimize waste too while wrestling with disconnections and 1000+ ping spikes
Sebastian Reyes
>layer manifold in distro He's right, you should stay out of atmos.
Ryan Foster
Oh no, improving air to distro so there's always enough air to refill depressurized sections! What a terrible mistake!
Are you stupid?
Jack Jackson
use a single valve with an AAC you moron
Connor Gomez
Did it died?
Logan Gutierrez
Kaboom.
Zachary King
NOPE. AAC requires power and is extraordinarily susceptible to sabotage, lag, and other factors.
Manifold with gates and a digital valve in the center for emergencies is better. As I thought, you're stupid. Not only is there nothing wrong with my method, but your own personal method isn't even an improvement.
Kill yourself, idiot.
Juan Foster
TURN ON PACKEDNN
Jeremiah Reed
...
Carter Edwards
Everyone has their own way to autism, so conflicts happen. Security was in the wrong though, and HoSHoP should have added atmos to your security record
Asher Young
what is this meant to convey
Gavin Turner
Not even autism worth fighting over, both work fine, this is worse than cryo mix discussions
If you accused me of plasmaflooding for throwing on a lazy volume pump and calling it a day I would scrub glove you, strip headset, and weld you naked into the storage room next to the SME
Austin Peterson
>Security was in the wrong though There's literally no way to be in the wrong when your perp is a mime. He can't speak up to defend himself, so anything you say or do to him is justified.
Benjamin Russell
Check all of those players and look for a name
Aiden Ortiz
They're all names. What are you on about? If you have something to say, then just say it.
Lucas Hill
do you have a vendetta against these lovely people?
Grayson Ortiz
>Set the AME to blow while there were no admins online, he did this as a non-antag. Come and explain stuff on the forums. Can't say I am surprised. This guy is a new player and I have seen him around engineering a few times. I asked if he needed help IC and he refused, then he later died by accidentally releasing cold plasma.
Robert Cox
>DrCelt actually playing What year is it?
Ryan Nelson
current year+2
Owen Nguyen
im make new spaceman station 13 with gamemaker so please be thankful and offer currency to my patreon many thank
Adrian Allen
...
Liam Martin
>Johnny Caldwell best sec >Razz Vozz Best mime. >Felicity Riveria Eh. >Horatio U G H.
I dont recognize the others.
Nathaniel Smith
How can one post be so wrong?
Aaron Sullivan
what is wrong
Luis Martinez
I did add +atmos tech to his sex records and stated it on :S and :E later on, not sure what went wrong or what triggered the atmos tech
I kinda believe that people just turn off their departmental headsets sometimes when it comes to anything that isn't :S
Nathaniel Nelson
I didn't know we kept those kinds of records.
Dominic Hernandez
Felicity is the kind of girl who would offer you half of her sandwich every day, and would take you saying no as an invitation for her to explain exactly how she made it.
Dominic Scott
>what triggered the atmos tech Well it's obvious he was just looking for some easing griffing. A mime can't speak up to defend itself, after all.
Samuel Long
What kind of boy is Johnny
Jacob Price
Johnny is the kind of guy that would bring his sandwich to work, but only use condiments from the kitchen on the station so thst it wouldn't get soggy. His sandwich is the one you really want a slice of.
Oliver Martinez
>Its fucking wiznerds >AGAIN
4 of the 5 rounds I've played today have been wiznerds.
Can we have a round that isn't this fucking dog shit please.
Cameron Perry
We really don't need 2 wizard gamemodes that are extraordinarily similar in round progression nuwiz+ragin was a mistake
Leo Green
Remove one of the modes, and half the chance for the other, then.
PR it.
Jace Evans
strong analysis sandwhich tier list when
Brayden Perry
What's the difference between the two again?
Connor Diaz
I recognize 12 ckeys on this list but can only associate 4 static names to them
Daniel Ward
zealotron should have given N3X15 a 3 day, would have been way funnier
Isaiah Cruz
t. harse tard yes, we know you try too hard
Christopher Bennett
what fraction of the playerbase randomnames vs static names?
Parker Brooks
Dunno, but it's a fact that always randomnaming automatically makes you a better player and a better person than those who static.
Josiah Adams
while possibly true, that's entirely annectodal
Levi Gomez
Wizards shouldn't get the gem-encrusted hardsuit.
It'd make fireball+firebird significantly harder to do.
Wyatt Nguyen
Fireball+firebird isn't even close to the shittiest aspect of wizard mode. It's bad, sure, but there are definitely more horrible and more poorly thought out mechanics in there that completely ruin fun.
Landon Brooks
i'm guessing you've never tried fireball+firebird. It's already pretty hard. If you are looking to nerf OP spell combos, that is far from the tallest blade of glass.
Benjamin Evans
>he doesn't know
Charles Gonzalez
you could just use your gorrilian wizard powers (or the car) to chadify yourself your own hardsuit anyway
Caleb Bailey
So when the round ends do I wait for the connection to come back up or do I just reconnect ?
Sebastian Harris
Only retards buy the gemsuit if they have a firebird.
Christopher Gray
It's not that it's OP. I don't think I've seen a round where they've stayed on board for half of it, usually dying or getting thrown off in some form.
It's just the atmos quest that most embark on where they bomb a good third of the station from the outside means shuttle HAS to be called. It shits the station into disrepair about equally as bad as supermatter explosions.
It's not OP, it's just bad. Like, straight up bad.
Brayden Anderson
>Fireball is robeless >Wizards can use broomsticks as infinite jetpacks without needing firebirds
Carter Phillips
>randomnaming makes you better >implying randomnaming isn't just a greyshitter metatactic so they can get away with more shit mid round
Josiah Brooks
...
Leo Williams
Then make Fireball robed or something.
I just think it's more a matter of the fact that wizards that do this cause station damage on such a scale. I don't think any other gametype results in such damage if it isn't a singulo or welderbombing on an epic scale. Even small-scale explosions at worst destroy a tile, and are expensive. I think what most people hate is that destroying the station so vastly is way less enjoyable.
Benjamin Sanchez
>lightswitch flicks on
Adrian Clark
>1, 1, 2 explosion >expensive nigga how is fireball damage real hahaha just crowbar up a tile hahaha
Asher Ross
I'm agreeing with you. I didn't say it was OP, I said it was shitty and poorly thought out of a combination to be possible.
And I'm telling you that while I also think it's terrible, it's not even close to the worst offendor. It's low hanging fruit.
Jose Gray
>complaining about fireball+firebird being OP you are like little baby, step aside
NoRobe Mutate Jaunt Teleport SoulStone
guaranteed to kill half the station is you are stealthy if you get lucky and your constructs are robust, woe to security
Ryder Brooks
You want to antagonise even more ? Push it real good
Jordan Evans
>Mutate >dies against the first person to put on ablative
John Diaz
You don't have enough points for all of those
Easton Gutierrez
that's why you go stealth you soul stone 10 or 15 people before they realize there is a mutate wiz
shit, then drop teleport
Isaiah Thompson
No robe is double points
Alexander Russell
Fireball has no dev.
Jace Wilson
The good players random name, play seldomly enough no-one remembers or recognizes them or changes their name when their character dies.
Static named waifu discord drama metagaming erp shitters should be permanently banned.
Xavier Lee
>Static naming to get preferential treatment because senpai noticed you 15 rounds ago Metagay
Jack White
You could have fit a couple more buzzwords in there
Leo Bell
>it's a muh randomname pride episode Not another Rerun, fuck.
Oliver Wood
Which is true, but somehow it still destroys plating some of the time. I don't understand how it happens but it happens.
David King
That's because heavy has a chance to breach to lattice. If you've ever seen a welderbomb about half of the 8 tiles around the epicenter turn into lattice.
Ryan Smith
Right. That was the code for reinforced floors. Oops.
Luis Brown
>go stealth There are currently two wizmodes. Both ensure multi-wiz clusterfucks. There's no stealthing anymore, yet another reason piled on amongst many why wizard in general is absolute dogshit.
Evan Taylor
This
Sebastian Rodriguez
ah, that's changed since I last played
Grayson Rodriguez
honk
John Cruz
What's the difference in the two modes?
Luke Foster
there was another one done?
>tfw did mountainholme and the desert with the facade mountains
Isaiah Sanders
...
Jose Baker
I find doing surgery to be the most fun part of being an MD in this game
Chase Cox
More fun than the death chair?
Aaron Hernandez
prayermins when?
Gavin Collins
more fun than shitposting and trying to get people banned?
Ryder Hall
I haven't really ever tried that before
Aaron Ramirez
it’s very fun, I call it ‘playing the ban page’
Benjamin Rivera
Maybe I'll try it. What's your ckey?
Xavier Gutierrez
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?
Kevin Powell
I like fixing telecoms but it's not super common that it happens in an interesting way like getting only partially destroyed
Gabriel Bailey
pomf123
Dylan Williams
Buying the Station as Trader
Jordan King
Hey guys it's me pomf123, the round is ling just so you know
Dominic Evans
>wish i could remove that annoying botnet in windows 10 >find a way >it break byond Fuck.
James Murphy
Wait, what?
You mean 'telemetry'? I have that shut off without an issue.
Still, W10 is a botnet in and of itself.
John Fisher
>Have AI toggled on character from yesterday during dedpop >Toggle off >Play a few rounds >Load different character slot >That one had AI toggled too >HELLO, YOU ARE THE AI Panic At least nothing too terrible happened, sorry if I was fucking slow on everything.
Kayden Martin
I quickly went from everyone's favorite clown to everyone's most hated clown.
Also, Manu, I really wanted to be a good friend, but you died.
Luis Stewart
No not just telemetry, windows update and the "apps" too. They kept getting in my way and overriding my stuff but nuking them had the annoying result of breaking byond. No way i'm enabling them again so waiting for a remake it is now.
Leo Reed
I hear you can run ubunto as an app in W10 now, maybe you could boot that up and run byond in that