/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #716

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Always kiss the Price.

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

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Do they use the Max and Chloe voices when they do it?

Try with something other than brownies. They're very basic. How about....
Cookies made with love juice ?

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

>/r/Amberprice: 151 subscribers
>/r/Pricefield: 2,272 subscribers
Reddit confirmed for good taste.

I think they would. If I was Hannah I would tell Ashly to do her Chloe voice while fucking me and vice versa like a kinky roleplay,

this is best girl, there are many girls but this one is best!

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Nope.
Not especially after the pope,her church,her aunt,her mom denied to forgive her while she needed help the most. Kate's not hateful person like that so, nah.

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>being this wrong

>Bait

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Awwwww....

>please reply to my bait!!1

My Pricefield headcanons (after the storm)

After checking in with the Caulfields in Seattle after the storm, they hit the road & explored the full length of the west coast
The first time Chloe kissed Max was a week after the storm when they were watching the sunset in the back of her truck & she caught Max staring at her instead of the descending sun. Chloe just leaned in and it happened. They started dating from that time on
Their first time (which was also Max’s actual first time) took place in the back of said truck as well while on the road trip, in a nice desolate spot after they had a heart to heart, watching the stars and confessed their undying love for each other
They both struggled with serious PTSD for 5 months until they heard the news that there were actually a lot of survivors in Arcadia, including Joyce, Kate & Victoria
They both forgot they never actually told their parents they were together. They all found out during a joint family dinner on Joyce’s birthday when out of instinct Max kissed Chloe at the table. They’re told that everyone suspected already
Max never finished her studies but she didn’t have to as Victoria showed her talented shots to her parents (who owned a gallery) & she was offered a job as a photographer. Chloe worked for a mechanic, fixing up cars & motorbikes
They bought their first house after a year of working and being together & with the little financial help of Max’s parents
Max takes at least one picture of Chloe every day
Chloe is actually the most gentle & caring person when it comes to Max that Joyce & David (especially him) couldn’t believe their own eyes for a long time
They’re not afraid of PDA at all, they’re always holding hands & can be seen kissing wherever they go
Chloe is a die hard romantic, but would never admit it. Max thinks it’s the cutest shit ever.
Max is a huge cuddler, she loves falling asleep Chloe spooning her
--cont

My Pricefield headcanons (after the storm)

--cont
Chloe asked for Ryan’s blessing marrying his daughter on Thanksgiving after they’ve been together for almost 2 years. He happily granted it
On October 7th, Chloe took Max to the exact same spot they’ve met when they were kids & proposed to her. They get married next spring. Max took Chloe’s last name
Max brought up the having kids questions on next Valentine’s day & it suprised her dearly when Chloe actually admitted she’s been thinking about it as well
The first few in vitro attempts are all unsuccesful & Max started blaming herself for it, but Chloe reassured her they’ll succeed when the time is right
On Chloe’s 23rd birthday Max surprised her with breakfast in bed & gave her a little box as present. When Chloe opened it & saw the positive pregnancy test, she teared up. It was the happiest birthday of her life
Chloe stopped smoking a month later
They have 2 twin girls (Kate Rachel & Joyce Victoria Price) & a 2 years younger boy (William Francis Price)

I just realized TH purposefully put continuity errors into ouroboros. He's tricky with that universe slowly breaking apart thing. I really hope he doesn't do the cliche ending to the story though with everything starting over from the beginning, I know the title is a give away but I'm holding out hope he can end it without being tragedy porn or lol it was all a dream type thing (which is what a time loop would pretty much be narratively equivalent to).

need to go back

>kissing smoker and shitty hygiene chloe
i feel sorry for max

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very profound

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I like this one better.

hot

Cutest girl in Arcadia Bay.

Now and always the most beautiful

>dumb bait

Being this wrong

samefag

mfw

>Bait

Reddit clearly knows who to cater to and they have good taste.

>202946461 (You)

>BtS comes out
>iambecomeamberfag.wav
>desperately want a Rachel gf
>months of searching but no luck
>fast-forward 5 months
>visiting cousins I haven't seen in years
>realise one of them looks just like Rachel
>months of waifu worship on a chinese sticker trading forum have rotten my brain
>she tries talking to me but her uncanny resemblance makes me feel things I shouldn't feel
>spend the rest of the night sitting quietly staring at my drink
>manage to blame the alcohol for my sudden onset of autism
What do I do bros?

Love that little comic. I wish there were some 50s fics that actually got finished or went somewhere.
Pricefield works in any era.

>What do I do bros?
initiate wincest

Stop the shipping wars anons. These three wouldn't want you all to fight.

>Chloe in a dress

It's your fault for becoming an Amberfag. Should've stuck to Chloe and Max.

WinTTY's out here writing best ship

"Black Lies"

Black lies on the shitstomper
That we are
That we are
That we are to know
This motherfucker stole farewell's thrill
And now Sahara's cracked and cold

See the sky is no tragedy's land
Because if you ain't got land, you ain't no kind of man
A shitty thing to say
Hope here needs guts
Not an idiot found in your place

And no man is an island,oh this I know
But can't you see,oh?
Maybe you were the quicksand, and I was some gingerman's foots

Black lies on the shitstomper
That we are
That we are
That we are born to suffer
Comfy came against my will
And every story must end tragically

Still I'll be a shit-eater
A ginger gypsy's reins to face
But the road is getting shittier
With that fool found in your place

And no man is an island, so is this motherfucker, I know
But can't you see, oh?
Maybe you were the quicksand, and I was some gingerman's foots

So here we go...

Oh I don’t wanna beg for your tragedy
And I don’t wanna ask you why
But if I was to go my own way
Would I have to sacrifice you,bye?

Oh I don’t wanna beg for your tragedy
And I don’t wanna ask you why
But if I was to go my own way
Would I have to sacrifice you,bye?

chloe in a dress is a top tier taste user

STOP DOING THAT

kek

You're right, but that the same time all thee of them come to the conclusion that Max and Chloe belong together.

Correct.

Comfyposters please wake up I need my daily dose

>Oh I don’t wanna beg for your tragedy
>And I don’t wanna ask you why
>But if I was to go my own way
>Would I have to sacrifice you,bye?

>chloe in a dress is a top tier taste
Absolute pleb

I'm here, I'm just at school so I can't really post anything right now.

Most truly it is so.

>bait

>Ashes to the ground
>Fall the wrong way round
>I will let you down
>I know I know

>In every pause you knew
>Take my breath away, you do
>And life is so strange it’s true
>But so are you

>Bait

Cute!!

The truth is stated.

samefag

>Heavily freckled Max
I really like the art style but why do so many good artists do this shit?

>amberspammer is back to spamming song lyrics

Why do people do that? Spam song lyrics? This isn't Tumblr....

because they can do what they want

Accept he doesn't want to play it and drop the issue
Why are women, or trannies in this case Most likely, so manipulative?

You're not suppose to encourage me. It's hard enough as it is. Her similarities with Rachel isn't just in appearance. She models part time and wants to gtfo of her home town by any means.

Max and Chloe (and all of existence I guess) are going to relive everything from the start of the first game to whenever this fic ends (presumably a few weeks or months in the story) for the rest of eternity. The universe will literally never progress beyond a certain point and even max and Chloes memories get erased every "hard reset"

>legion
>people

I don't think it will all continue as if fate. Maybe the universe has been reborn a few times or something, but they will find a way to stop whatever is happening. They'e still piecing together what is even going on. The title may hint to the infinite loop, a snake eating its own tail, but I think it goes deeper than that.

If Max knew that was Chloe in the bathroom at first, she probably would've let her die to spare her an awkward reunion

post lewds

>MDS starts whining again

Always Entice the Price

> It's hard enough as it is

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I think even without the bathroom encounter and the power, Max was still going to contact or run into Chloe eventually. Max had the want and it seemed like she was approaching the point where she was going to snap and, build up the courage, and go see Chloe.

1. No
2. That's not lewd. Chloe had a long day so Max is just helping her unwind.

c:

Looks like amberpricenation is calling the victim card again like always does lately.

I fucking hate this pussy. No doubt he's %100 gay.

wait, he's a dude? And a homo?

He's the trannyfag probs.

Yeah he's a dude which makes him more pathetic because he acts like a little bitch, yup a DUDE created legion A DUDE and he's on TUMBLR, I doubt he's straight. A straight dude wouldn't act like he's acting.

And you're not?

>amberpricenation spotted

fuck off faggot no one likes gay boys like you

a dude, huh? Well, i guess having one redeeming quality is better than having none

Is this a meme game?

Holy shit dyke, zip it, would you? You're 10000x more retarded than him.

Well...it's 3v1 now so I don't have a choice. Thanks for the help /lisg/

give her some quality D, user.