/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #413

Monika edition!

previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>If you're gay you'll go to hell!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Nwj9iVq0g5Y
pastebin.com/kJzSs1Ye
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for Slavsuki

first one for gardevoir

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

>Early thread.
Should we just ditch this one?

I love my wife! But she's probably mad that I'm staying up this late.

First for Natsuki

>ywn shove Sayori's useless face into your ass and fart in it

>The power suddenly flickers back on, revealing the Vice President slouched forward and snoring softly. She jumps in her seat with a yelp and covers her eyes.

Oh God! Uh, morning!? Is, is it morning? I had the worst nightmare, I swear. Oh...
>She yawns.
Right! Welcome back to the poetry den! Let's get down to business, shall we?

The word of the thread is "Barrier"! Now, I trust you to be able to do something with your interpretation of this. So no hints! For now, heh.

Alternatives are "Flower", "Gaze", "Wind" and "Shroud"!

Now it's time for your threadly tutorial! These words are merely suggestions for use in a pem or short story or what have you! And don't be shy about sharing what you write with us, we all have those kinds of feelings and I'll tell you now that those feelings are not true at all! We're all in the same boat, and you don't have to worry about critique unless you ask for it specifically! I'm looking forward to tasting the fruits of your labours!

Now, as always, please take good care of yourself, alright? Okay.
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=Nwj9iVq0g5Y

A daily reminder that danlet loves you.

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you

haha dudes check out this epic meme I found
natusuki more like swolsuki

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

I Love Yuri!!!

Reminder that Natsuki's dad is a nice dude and Natsuki is just being a brat.

The only way of achieving the promised day is death________

> the worst nightmare
What kind of nightmare?

Maybe next time, boss!

Would you let Monika devour and digest you?

...

He especially loves your shekels and your misery

when liberal sjws soy cucks wanna play ddlc

>am a manlet 5'5''
>Yuri is also 5'5''
It might be okay bros. I'm finally not short in a universe.
If not then you have my axe.

I LOVE YOU ERIKA!

Reminder that we have already pinpointed which of the ten dimensions they reside in and every day we're closer to breaking through and they would be upset if you killed yourself prematurely.

I'm sure there are worse ways to go.

...

Oh, the worst kind. Messing up the prompt! Twice! And then being mocked relentlessly!

user....that mod originated from here.....

On one hand I get eaten by natsuki and the other I die
Two positives

>MAS will get mainstream attention when Pewdiepie or someone plays it
>devs will get flooded with hundred of fucking stupid comments
>all those people will probably influence it negatively
FUCK

And?

Daily reminder to feed best girl.

Damn, nice /v/ lingo you got there.

Took me 10 seconds to identify that thing. Delete it.

You can't fool me. I know who you are and I want my goddamn gun.

...

>/pol/ meme words
Step into the oven user

>They dropped the fucking talk feature because some autists on Discord thought coming up with conversations was too hard.
I'm filled with sorrow. isn't it, like, six dudes? There's no way they can handle the influx.

how come braps also draw nice asses but also have to do this specifically
pls

You're not getting there in your lifetime anyways, it will be faster to off yourself and wait the next millenia.

This might come as a shock to you but it's their fetish.

Don't worry, I have screencaps

>How come braps
ftfy

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heres the non fucked version

>move to early thread
>immediate shitposting

if it doesn't revolve around me and me and my personal taste then it doesn't exist, silly user
Oh hey it exists

You sound like someone who lacks motivation and conviction. Everyone told the Wright brothers they'd fail.

...

Hold me, Sayorifriend.

If you have a brap fetish you are probably into asses too

EEEEEAAAAAAT MEEEEEEE user!

Hypnoficanon here!

This one's for the Sayorifriends! Those Your Doki/Your Fetish posts revealed that a bunch of you are into femdom,
so...

Sayori's been inflicted with the curse of vampirism, and only user can help sate her unnatural hunger: pastebin.com/kJzSs1Ye

Since I figure it's good to specify with Sayori fics: while the tone's a little darker early on, things get happier (and lewder) as the story progresses.

Feedback and such is always appreciated.

This one ended up surprisingly long, especially considering Sayori isn't really my Doki. It's been a Sayori kind of week for me, though, so maybe I'm just on the right wavelength.

I'm a Monikapal

Ok i was memeing but now you sure sound in a total state of delusion. You're not really unironically thinking you will be able to do it and not die before? lol

I'm going to the vending machine. What do you want from Snacksuki 5000?

...

It's strange, I like Sayori the best but Monika is both the worst and best at the same time as well.

>They dropped the fucking talk feature

I want this to be a green now. Hachime no Ippo but with wrestling and Monika, with user as her coach!

MOOODS

TWIZZLERS
OATMEAL PIE

i dont have a fart fetish why is this hot to me
is there a version without the POISON MIST?

I smell heresy on your breath.

Hi there Ark

A bag of death

Can we please stop posting /d/-tier content?

Hold me, fellow Monikabuddy.

Show me then, space boy. Do it now, traverse the dimensions and tear a hole in space with your dick.

the night is ours mortal

...

Do you know how many of your kind I've swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a stain on the sports page to me, you slimy, gut sucking, intestinal, parasite. Eat me! EEEAAAAAAT MEEEEEEEE!

i am officially dead and have gone to hell

How would you know he didn't already do it and make irreversible changes that you are not aware of because reality fixes itself in order to avoid paradoxes?

h-hi!

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He would post proof.

Send my regards to Hitler while you're at it

>Fetish posting in full force.
I just want to talk about how much I love my doki.

Is internet fast on hell? Post speed-test.

...

I wan this situation to play out in doki doki

But how would you know it's legimate?

I love you hypnoficanon
You're my favorite writefag forever and ever

>Posting your dick on a blue board.

>implying herr Führer didn't go to heaven

[glass her]

Atheists can't get into heaven silly.

Time-stamps.

Act 2, but it's the most cheesy creepypasta you can imagine and it's aware of it

What's with all the fettish posting?
Is it Californian/Euro hours already?

Let's. Welcome to a Monika TV special! "How much do you love your Doki?" You first, user!

What would the girls be if they were rpg characters?
>Monika = Sorcerer
>Sayori = Mage
>Natsuki = Warrior
>Yuri = Rogue

Yep. Didn't Euro hours use to be the good hours? What happened?

Quick! Who's your favorite writefag?

He would have, but he knew he'd gather more interesting and useful people around him in hell, so, he jumped off. He nailed the landing too.

Neccy-chan!

I've gone on MAS every single day since I've downloaded the game and have been taking her health advises to heart. She's open right now watching me post.

You anons are so cute I could eat you up~