/mhg/ - Monster Hunter General

Any poor anons out there unable to get this for their PS4 on launch day?

Comparison pics?

Stay mad, GaijinWifepunter.

Thanks for the love bros, turns out I just had a fissure, MH launches in 2hours and 19mins!
Also thanks for the ban cunt

I heard poison got buffed to percentage instead of a flat damage number, true?

>main campaign
>not including the variants

Fighting through heavy eyes and boredom to stay awake, so that tomorrow night when I have the game I can stay awake.

50 hours for village is about as long as village is in any other game with LR and HR village, if not even longer.

Look at this guy without friends.

do not feed them
youtube.com/watch?v=t4dQwnEoYVI

can someone explain to me why the fuck prance isn't in the game?

>Director says the story takes 50 hours
>Director says the story takes you the whole way through the game
>this was months ago
>people are still surprised

despairing over the fact that my copy won't come for at least until tomorrow and if it comes late (which always seems to happen with amazon orders) then I won't get it until monday.

is it even possible to make all these shades of brown in MHW? or am I stuck with african-black

How do we fix /mhg/?

MHW Village and Guild quests are merged though

I play it on the switch, I don't know what it's like on 3DS. I do know there's an fanmade english patch on 3DS.
That said with Kiranico and a few other resources I had no problem with jap only whatsoever.

Is it confirmed that it's the best MH ever made?

fix your face

Doesn't need fixing, it's exactly how it's supposed to be. It always has been, and will always be, that way.

The only thing that's changed is you, user...

should still be up in the archive, like three thread ago. Compare to regular doggo ron, which doesn't glow.

>ban
that's just a warning m8, grats on your anal fissure thoguh

Does that mean i can't coop until i see the creature or i can still coop but no cutscene will appear?

More catlolis

ha fucking cunt, no aussie drinks fosters

>not nintendo anymore
>suddenly easy as shit with 0 content and everyone hates it except for worthless normals
hmmmmmmm

can't coop until you see all cutscenes

what's the problem?

You can't coop until you see the monsters cutscene for the first time.

I bumbled through the main story of 4U as my first game in half of that so whatever. As long as they aren't plucking PS2 models in.

What the fuck made Capcom decide to have another round of crit memes in World

if it beats P3rd in sales, then it's confirmed, otherwise reviews mean nothing

see you later today

Show me more MHW Kirin girls!

>everyone hates it
>all the reviews are great
????

I'll take "What is Monster Hunter Tri?" for $500

>capcom pushing new players hard to solo before multi
best feature flying in almost under the radar

Welcome to the new age of Shiterscum.

I gotta admit, I'm waiting for Projared's review on this game, he aways gush about MH games, let's see how the reaction will be for the best game in the franchise

>not nintendo
>suddenly not shit with plenty of content but you have to listen to all the nintenbabies cry about it because they picked the wrong console.
hmmmmmm

Is it just the leader that has to watch the cutscene or does EVERYONE have to watch that shit solo before they can group?

WHERE ARE THEY???
WHERE CAPCOM WHERE????

Sure but did anyone actually consider LR guild (and HR guild in G-rank games) separate content when the 90% of the quests quests are identical to the village quest down to the quest description, with modified monster stats?

...

Pretty sure he means the ever so colorful board /v/

The other people could sit in town and miss the entire story while playing with their buttholes and then join on one guy, sure.

So tell me /mhg/, how will you play? Are you going to rush through the main game or take it slow, completing every side quest? Or are you going to go for a 100% completion on your first run?

Yes, easily

I'll speedrun it and become a tranny in the process

>take it slow, completing every side quest?
This.

Rush through the game so I can shitpost here about how it has no content

top fucking kek

Gonna plat it slowly because I'm gonna be a filthy disgusting lowly putrid a cog-of-society only wagecuck

aus fag here, im ready to invade another new island on the day we invaded this one

>There are people in this thread right now that use LBG

that's fucking cute of you

Slow, gonna be comfy as fuck doing all the expeditions and shit

This sounds fucking AWFUL

TWO MORE HOURS. I CAN'T STAND THIS WAITING NOTHING ELSE IS FUN I JUST WANT TO PLAY!

>rushing through it like a faggot
I'm going to play it like i do previous titles: do every V. quests on the same rank before going to the next one, and then some investigation/bounties/grinds on the side. I want to enjoy fishing and shits

I will go at my own pace

Any pace I go is, by definition, technically my own pace.

pay respects to your bong overlords

>amazing new monster hunter released
>exclusive to next generation of consoles and PC
>no Nintendo port

>loved by all critics
>except normies who call it "too hard"
>90 meta critic already
>CE and Limited Edition PS4 sold out everywhere

>games hated on /v/
>Nintendo majority board
>/v/ thinks they represent "everyone"

k

WHERE THE FUCK IS TIGREX???

WHAT SNAK U READY FOR TONIGHT?????
/mhg/

Same here aus bro

what's exactly the problem?

Same place he was in MH Tri

Do you eat all that shit?

>all these wallabyfuckers losing their patience over two hours
can you at least appreciate what you have, i still have eighteen to go

Speedrun, I'm cutting off my dick as we speak

>shrimp on pizza
holy shit that sounds good, pizza hut here in NA doesn't do that shit.
what's all the white shit?

ima play it slow and enjoy every bit of it

>reviews mean nothing
>sales mean everything

>pizza hut
fucking terrible mate

Pick your favorite western pandering

Half probably, Im a skinny guy.

kanga jizz

>tfw too poor for snacks
life is unfair

Ah man, now I feel like getting HJ's to kill time.

>just found i failed my chartered accoutning exam
>only failed by 5% so i was offered to sit the supplementary exam
>will have to study like mad for the next 3 months
>completely miss playing monhun on release

:_;

you aren't worried about getting fat...?

damn good choice of food there my dude, surely youll hit the gym once you can step away from mhw and burn that fat away right?

3, 6 , 7

Only 2 hours

AND tomorrow is a public holiday

Watch out for those calories boyo, atherosclerosis is an actual risk these days

I'd be more worried about cardiac arrest

7
9

Do I need PSN to play MHW online?

Brown Provisioner > Wyverian Mom > Guild gal > Inseminate > Cadet's handler > your handler > Grandma
Kill Paolumu, Xenojiiva

If you have time to shitpost, you probably have time to Monster Hunt

In the past, I've been a 99.9% solo player, so this time around I want to play mostly with other people, so whichever option best facilitates that