Theoretically speaking, wouldn't it be legal to pay for prostitution with crypto currency?

Theoretically speaking, wouldn't it be legal to pay for prostitution with crypto currency?

Are you legitimately retarded?

No, it's an honest question.

hm yes now that i'm looking at it, the law only forbids prostitution if you pay for it with dollary-doos. what's more, there's nothing in here that says a dog can't play basketball!

>tfw you will fuck any woman you want thanks to crazy gains from meme coins shilled on weeabo board for losers
Really makes you think...

Veeky Forums is made of winners, too many newfags. been here since the beginning /a/ & /b/

This is weirdly true. Being here makes you tend to question the status quo which means you usually have unique ideas and can sense good business opportunities as they manifest.

The contrarian mentality is what makes people invest in shitcoins while everyone else is telling you it's stupid. The circlejerk mentality is why reddit is full of losers.

Now you just have to find a hooker who takes bitcoin. And I can just imagine some prostitute out there trying to convince her johns that they should pay her in bit coin.

>yfw you see her wallet address tattoo'd on her left buttcheek

Nope, it would still be illegal. Silk Road got shut down by the FBI despite the fact Bitcoin was the primary currency used on the website.

and waiting 5 hrs for the confirmations to go through... doesn't sound like fun :l
more likely she'll take dash or eth

No you retard. You can't pay a hooker in anything. Can't even buy her jewelry for sex.

Idiot.

That's clearly different though. Drugs in and of themselves are illegal, regardless of what they are traded for. Sex itself is legal--it's the trading of dollars for it that's illegal.

Yes but silk road was trafficking in illegal goods that would be illegal regardless of the payment method.

Having sex isn't illegal, only paying for it is.

It's the trading of money for it that's illegal.

look up 'letter of the law' vs 'spirit of the law.'

'but i paid for it in a weird manner!' will be entirely ignored by any judge.

Why not just make prostitution legal in first place?

makes normies uncomfortable.

Muh Christian values.

He's right. I hate that this exists but he's right.

The same is true and even more so in tax law. It's bullshit because there are thousands of essentially undefined loopholes, but you can still get in huge trouble for it if a judge or anyone looks at it and says "well yeah, ok, but your intentions were clearly bad so it's bad!"

Honestly, I don't think most people want to live in a world where they'd have to be afraid of legal technicalities. Sure, guys get off the hook for their crimes like this in TV dramas, but generally when it happens IRL people freak out. And desu I can think of a few times (we had one recently where I live where some rich guy got caught beating his wife) where rich lawyers try the technicality bit and get beat down by the law--and it ends up being something we're all happy with. The judge system isn't perfect, but it beats some autistic, entirely formalized system that would only create more problems than it solves.

"In the 7th century, Muhammad (pbuh) declared that prostitution is forbidden on all grounds"

>been here since the beginning /a/ & /b/
Candyass jabroni faggot

Can I just say I want crypto gainz to simply pay for clean, sexy hookers once every few weeks.

Otherwise my other costs and lifestyle will remain the same. Is that so much to ask?

Not in Germany it ain't.

Well there are already girls caming and trading nudes for btc. It doesn't seem like a strech to think someone would be willing to take it the the next level.

Too much of a risk of increasing human trafficking,

This was one of the best posts I've read on biz

It's legal with regular currency, so why not.

if that were the case then vegas hookers could have legally accepted casino chips for years...

fact is that it clearly isn't a real workaround as there are plenty of other things with monetary value that could have been used in the past other than bitcoin

the Iranians have a workaround for this - temporary marriages

you can be married to your 'wife' for a period of a few hours

Wow upvote

THIS

I agree.

California law defines it as
>“Commit prostitution” means to engage in sexual conduct for money or other consideration, but does not include sexual conduct engaged in as a part of any stage performance, play, or other entertainment open to the public.

It doesn't specify dollars. Bitcoin is still "money" as a crypto currency. Even of it wasn't, it still states "or other consideration".

>the Iranians have a workaround for this - temporary marriages

That isn't a workaround bro, its a fee for service scam where the religitards actually take your money while violating your human rights

sweet anal tho, no children

OMG THIS

newfag reporting. can confirm Veeky Forums's greatness

nerdy, desperate, and ethically questionable

Sounds like a winner to me

>but does not include sexual conduct engaged in as a part of any stage performance, play, or other entertainment open to the public.
Can I fuck a prostitute if we pretend it's performance art and do it in public?

just film it and release as porn

Why not just film it since then it'll be porn which is legal?

Best post I've read all week

The republitard Christian argument is that normal society would dissolve into degeneracy, that families would collapse. People would just fuck for money without loyalty.

You gotta keep the worker ants working.

Iranians in general aren't Muslims so that's not a very compelling argument.

i've been trying to pay a prostitutes with game systems. i found one that would trade her pussy for my ps3 but she is farther away than i'd like to drive.

best profession in the world is the oldest profession.