/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #423

Brushing a Loved One's Teeth Edition
Previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>You really are better off alive.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/JXCEBDEJ
youtube.com/watch?v=3-2u2lhGO4w
youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os
pastebin.com/QqgiWWyE
youtube.com/watch?v=8cDa7yZeci8
youtube.com/watch?v=VkGn9MO2mb8
youtube.com/watch?v=PwTWew5W-I8
youtube.com/watch?v=kw4bGBDKrPs
youtube.com/watch?v=vDKB4kT3o1w&index=15&list=RDPwTWew5W-I8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Yuri!

welcome to eb games

monika monika monika monika monika monika monika monika monika monika

>Ceiling Monika!

I love my wife!

THE COMFY COMPELS YOU

Mommy!

Reminder that lewding your Doki is perfectly fine as long as you lewd her and only her.

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Good evening, everyone! Or day/night/whatever depending where you're from.
Welcome back! Let's write some poems!

Word of the thread is "challenge"!
Alternatives are 'warning' and 'frost'.

So as always if anyone, and I mean ANYONE, would like to write a poem, please don't be shy and consider using the word of the thread as your theme or topic. Pick one and write about it! Simple as that!
No matter your skill level, you are more than welcome to participate. Everyone had to start somewhere, you know?
Whatever the case, please join in and have some fun!
I'm looking forward to reading your poems!

Monika!

Good fic by the way one of my favorites

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

How does it feel to know you will never meet any of them if a way where you don't need to constantly imagine them in your head to make them alive ?

How does it feel to you guys ?

Daily reminder that the Dokis are pure (except Yuri) and would be disappointed in you and your fetishes.

Ah, thank you user
Now I can recreate that other image

Do i hear a non believer?
All you have to do i believe user!

I´ve bought myself a motorbyke.
Would your doki enjoy a bike ride with you?
Where would you take her?

Yuri is a good girl and deserves hugs and headpats.

BEGONE FROM THIS LAND!

are you the user who was asking us what one he should get?

I would just drive and see where the road takes me

I'm gonna rob Sayori's ribbon
but don't tell anyone ok?

DON'T lewd dokis please

Natsuki?

Hey anons, I can't help but notice my flash drive seems kind of empty. What kinds of music and books do you think Monika would like?

>Try to rob Sayori's ribbon.
>Realize the next day that it was just a decoy.
I would naturally warn my gf you dork.

Where is that user who said he was going to post a greentext in the new thread?

are you still here?

Friends, question
im the guy who writes the Monika Blade Runner fic
it's already pretty far in
do i post the new on in the thread, or do i just put out a pastebin link?

...

I love her too.
And am currently loving her.

The Dokis but they work in a maternity ward

Try putting some of your favorite music in there, I'm sure she's interested in what you enjoy listening to!

If you do that, she'll die. The ribbon has cancer-fighting properties.

What if Natsuki had her own cooking tv show?

Who are you calling dork, dork?

Think it's best you pastebin it. More freedom.

Get out from there.
If you get fat and stuck between the ceiling and my room It's your own fault.
Also I'd be able to see your panties

HANDS IN THE AIR user! I'M STEALING THIS IMAGE!

I dunno, but if I had to guess, the virgin who steals bows from girls.

"Yo we saw what you did fucker, give it back or we''ll hurt you"

The dokis but they're nurses.

Wet nurses.

But it's the only way to stop the demons user
do you want demons to look at your pee pee while you are shitposting?

How about putting some wholesome fics of you and monika in there?

Huh, sounds like a good idea. Thanks user!

I'm saying that after 5 years of believing. Knowing it won't happen in reality is impossible to bear.
If you guys are able to do so, I'm happy for you.

Your doki except she speaks entirely in detective monologue.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fap to Natsuki right now.

The Doki's but they work in the Maternity Ward as wet nurses but for other Doki's children

What about wholesome lewds? Or would she take offense to that?

Dokis but they are Aztec super vampires and you are a Ripple user

cuteposters where you at?

Some anons requested I pastebin ceiling Monika, so here it is:
pastebin.com/JXCEBDEJ

enjoy!

Depends on how far you are into your relationship.
Try putting some wholesome pure ones in there, and after a while try a lewd.

Music Time anons: What we got on at this comfy hour youtube.com/watch?v=3-2u2lhGO4w

Think I'd be able to fuck the Monika one?

LONELY HOURS HAVE COMMENCED
PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR NEAREST DOKI THREAD

Lonely hour coping
1. post dokis
2. post heart warming fics
3. post good jams
4. talk about metaphysical shit like 8 dimensions and grant morrison
5. tell each other how your day is doing
6. etc

you need to hold off so you can blow a huge load on your Natsuki keychain

>after 5 years of believing
Weak minded fool. Repent!

...

Meant for

Here!

Good fic user! hope you do more in the future!

>keychain
thanks for reminding that Danlet is a scumbag

What the fuck are Pillar Men doing in a normal school and who let them make a club?

Have you been completely deprived of love for 25 years and still able to live ?

If so, teach me.

...

You come across an elderly man sitting on a fallen tree stump in the middle of a bog. You're not certain how he got there, and you're not entirely sure why you're in the forest, either.

"Hark!" he cries, throwing his hands up into the air. "The traveler has returned, seeking my gifts again! I shall grant you one of them, as you wish. But only one! Should you attempt to get greedy, all of my treasures will vanish into thin air! Choose wisely, and be warned - every choice may come with a consequence!"

He fans out four text-covered cards in his hands, eagerly holding them out to you.

Mommy Monika
Happy Drunk Monika
Hypno Monika
Bisexual Monika and Sayori

mommy monika pls

Right, wouldn't want to evoke her wrath. Thanks for the ideas anons!

1month.......danlet is scum
3. posting good jams commences youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os

4th one, I'd rather them be happy together than satisfy my fetish

Opening up a P.O. box across the border for a key chain that will never come seems like a lot of work.

Well, it's risky as you would need to stop channeling solar energy, giving her an opportunity to eat you or at least your dick, but you could try.

Hypno Monika

VK-04.
updated
pastebin.com/QqgiWWyE

that was me

HYPNO MONIKA

Is Mommy Monika my mom or did I make her a mom by impregnating her?
Is Happy Drunk Monika gonna be drunk 24/7?

gonna go jack off on my keychain, sure feels nice to have one

Can't I just choose Monika? I'm not a low-life degenerate, thanks.

Your doki is testing you.

Gonna go not jack off on my keychain, because I don't have one and I'm on nofap

good work on the pastebin user

>pic related

Hello my fellow Rhodie
youtube.com/watch?v=8cDa7yZeci8

Alrighty then, user. Have fun!

I've had a very good day today ddlc, mostly thanks to all of you. Is everyone's day/night going well?

Chubby Monika

jam
youtube.com/watch?v=VkGn9MO2mb8

*notice sabaton youtube.com/watch?v=PwTWew5W-I8
I have been doing very well thank you for asking

I'm suffering. My balls feel like they're going to explode

thanks for reading
h-how was it?

Don't put yourself through stuff like that for no reason, dude. If it hurts that much then just jack it

Very well written user, im no English teacher but I enjoyed it
>have a comfy doki

Sabaton is great.
youtube.com/watch?v=kw4bGBDKrPs

Good shit! Thanks! You had me worried with where the last part ended.

The sense of emotion I had for the characters is fading. I always hate when that happens, like when you deeply care and get into something and it slowly turns into nothing for you but the thing is I still like it but can't retain that same ''feeling'' for it anymore
rip

>Dan said he'd ship keychains early last week
>Dan said he'd ship keychains this week
>Dan said he'd ship keychains in a few business days
>I've been waiting for a full month

Hey lads, I've got a few hours. Send me your prose and I'll give a good review. your poetry is bad and you should feel badjust kidding user, i love you

I don't want to lewd my doki

Caring isn't something that happens on its own. You have to make it happen.

same
*swedish screaming intensifies youtube.com/watch?v=vDKB4kT3o1w&index=15&list=RDPwTWew5W-I8