/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #428

Would you fuck a giant gorilla /ddlc/?

Let's play Sayorimen with Monika!

I Love Yuri!!!

i like harambe so why not?

UPDATE WHEN?!?!

>want to Kamehameha the moon so your Doki stops becoming a giant gorilla
>tfw no more romantic moonlit date nights
>tfw alternative is perfect date getting interrupted by destruction
Never date Saiyan Dokis, lads.

She is real! I found the perfect Doki!

Tomorrow, actually.

Good evening, everyone!
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "abandon"!
Alternatives are 'archive' and 'violence'.

If anyone wants to write a poem or try their hand at it, this is a great opportunity! Just take a word and write about it! Use it as your theme or topic or whatever, it doesn't matter as long as you're using one of the words!
Everyone of all skill levels are welcome, so don't be shy! If you've been joining in already, thank you very much!
The word is there to help you all with a theme or inspiration or prompt, or whatever it is you need to get writing! Don't think too hard about it.
Just get out there and have some fun, okay?

Monika!

I'm more into ninja dokis or alchemist dokis desu

Fucking finally! Based mod team! What are the updates? I know Sayoriman is a game being added, as well as some card games, but what else?

Fuck yeah I unironically really enjoy hangman

>yuri after story mod will never happen
END IT ALL SENPAI

>He thinks you can just meld together dokis like that
I love Sayori because she's herself and no one else.

I'm not sure, I'm not in their Discord, all I know is that they posted a picture of hangman on their Twitter so I decided to post here ^^ Sorry user

>a new update
Finally
Looking forward to more cute things to do with my wife

Mind if you tell what genre the fic is?

YOU FAILED ME! Just kidding, I still love you guess it'll be more fun to see for myself.

It's a bestiality fic

I love you all, you fuckers make me feel like i'm part of something, that i'm not alone, and most importantly that i'm not alone.
I love (You)

I-I'm s-sorry a-user but i only see you as a friend...

REMINDER: Do not burn through all the lines early on when update comes out. Make your time with your wife last as long as possible!

Smolsuki

Military operation, the main character does something out of character seeking redemption and to prove them self to others.

You wish!

AND she’s in some trouble! Would you help her out?
She’s the Ultimate Doki, not the perfect Doki. Nobody’s perfect. That’s what makes us human.

Love you too bro! no homo

Of course I will! Shoo away that horrendous creature there on the left.

For that one user who offered to critique my retardedly long Sayori fic: Only if it's not a pain for you. I'll be honest, that's my first fic, and I've been really hesitant to finish my next one without pinning down what was bugging me about the first one
I drunkenly stand to my feet
The fact I can stand is quite a feat
I gave in to my vices with wild abandon
And only my stubbornness keeps me standin'

You were my my support, my only stability
With your love, I had tranquility
You left me for him, our relationship mere tranquility
So here I sit and drink
I think
Thinking of your face, it makes me slink
to deeper despair. It makes me rethink
my choices. I'm at the brink!
Goodness me, I need another drink...

>nobody’s perfect
speak for yourself fag I’m fucking God incarnate

it doesn't matter whether the feeling is mutual i just wanted you to know!

Dan, stop leaking Libitina and give us those damn keychains.

>she's herself and no one else.

Every time I see this image Supporting me starts playing in my head and I sort of hate that

i-i love you too user

Night, anons.
user, I'll have time to do your fic review in approximately 18-20 hours. Look for it around then, I'll link it to the top post of whatever thread is going on then.
Natsuki!

Dude, chill. Cthulhu browses here, poor guy might get excited.

Replace "Tranquility" with "Antiquity", god I'm retarded. Sorry, it's not just the speaker in the poem who's drunk...

>Sayori wearing contacts and dying her hair because she doubts her worth
>She thinks if she's like other people, she'll be liked more
Tell her how wrong she is.

Nice work, user!
Who hurt you?
Wanna talk about it?

Your doki but now is a Z fighter.

Looking like Monika won't make me love you Sayori

Guess you could say you’re losing out to the pressure.

Boy, what gave you that idea...
Just some 3DPD slut. I don't wanna go all /r9k/ about it so ill leave it at that

Have a good one mate!
Sleep well

>potato yuri
>not SSSSS+ tier
Into the trash it goes

3D, not even once.

No worries lad, if you change your mind I'm ll ears.
Depression and betrayal makes for some damn good poetry at times.

>tfw i forgot to buy cigarrettes
this is not oki doki guys

Your doki would want you to quit.

Good, now don't buy them ever again

youtube.com/watch?v=YfODZ4tHEEE
BLESSED VIDEO

>smokers
gross

but she's not real user
it's time to face reality

That's horrible advice, unless you want him to have withdrawl and likely lose his job from symptoms, which leads him back into buying cigarettes.

I smell heresy on your breath user. Lack of cigerrets is already getting to you. You have a serious problem

this
keep killing your lungs instead lol

BLESSED VIDEO!!!!!

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

it's probably true but smoking is bad, it's a temporary solution that is worse on the long run

Fuck it. Youm seem like a nice guy so if I get shit for blogging then screw it
>Meet a girl on Sheezyart years ago (I know, I know...)
>both of us are ridiculously socially awkward, falls in love
>She lives across the country from me, so it's pretty much exclusively long-distance
>Few years ago, her little brother dies in a accidental house fire
>decide to drop everything. Family helps pay my flight to move over to support her and her family
>She takes me absolutely for granted, keeps asking more and more of me without helping herself
>blows our rent money on stupid shit like beer and gacha games
>cheats on me with her mexicunt ex boyfriend
gets it. Never fal for the 3dmeme. Its not worth it

Well I HATE her!

My poem title : There should be one and preferably only one obvious way to do it.

You're flying!
How?

I learned it last night!
Everything is so simple!

I don't know.
Science? Magic?

Come join me!
It is a whole new world up here!

But how are you flying?

Just abandon ship you are on!
But I think that is too poetic.

Wait that image of her at a tableb wasn't just fanart? It's a mod? FUCK YEAH

That person is so shitty. Holy fuck. I hope you're okay now. dont give up hope on 3d, see a therapist if you need to. I experienced something similar and now I'm past my dating prime and regret it immensely.

Your doki loves you more than she ever could. Hold out for a Big Freeze or True AI. Promised Day soon.

>”Ahaha... you mean the Chaos Emeralds?”

I’ve updated my opus. If the guy who made her hair glow yellow is still around please do it for this one too because I sure as hell can’t.

Is Monika an SCP?

that's rude user
i just like cancer sticks

...

I want Super Monika to help me go fast.

>dont give up hope on 3d

>that Jobin
gets me every time

>dont give up hope on 3d
Hey there Satan.

...

She ruined any desire for me to continue dating. M dad bitches at me saying he wants grandkids and I don't care anymore. I write and I draw, that's aal I want out of life anymore. Thanks anyway for hearing me out. Peoplelike you arewhy I still go to this general.
Basicalyl. I'll hold out hope that Sayori becomes real before I trust a 3DPD again. Hell, I'll even quit drinking for her

Please refrain from unloading yourselves onto the dokis and posting it here thanks

-/ddlc/

...

Which Doki is likely to get >50k USD job when they grow up?

But not enough to actually confess to you
You need to do it first

why is the OP image a shitty Nino recolor

Synthetic vaginas and eggs are legit a thing now. You will not only be able to impregnate Sayori for your father, but you can also /design/ your children.

Do what you do, user. Just don't be afraid to be honest with yourself.

shitty?

Man I alread own a daki and write fanfiction. Don't make me feel worse about myself, haha

I love her too

lord its 3PM and an hour to be freed from the daily toil

Nice of the princess to invite us over to the literature club, eh Luigi?

>feel worse
Feel like a visionary instead. Embrace the future, it's where we were inevitably ending anyway.

>shitty
I’m gonna need you to not talk about my wife like that ever again.

Why are there so many Monika mods and none for the other dokis?