/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #429

Natsuki!

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>short sleeves
>not a sweater

How would the dokis get out of a ticket?

Tears? Sexual Offerings? Bribes? Excuses?

I love her too
Hurts a little right now

mmmmmmmm
b
bbred...

All dokis are okie dokie!

I love you potatoyuri!

No bread, only cupcakes now

Natsuki!

...

You like this new bread, Yuri?

What's it like being Buffsuki's mama?

CURSED THUMBNAIL

I love her too.

>I bump into Yuri in the hall while walking back into the literature club
>"H-hi!"
>"Yuri, you need to stop screaming!"
>"Oh yeah and please don't bring our thing up in the club"
>we walk in
>Monika:"Usually you're here before Yuri, why's it different today?"
>"W-well I uhh"
>Suddenly Yuri shouts out
"H-hes my boyfriend now"
>"Y-YURI STOP"
>sayori and natsuki start laughing
>Monika is visibly trying to not laugh
>"Monika, can I have a word with you.. In private?"
>I grab Monika by the hand and take her into the closet
>"Ok, let me explain.."
>I explain my situation to Monika
>"Wow, you basically got manipulated into dating Yuri?"
>Y-ye- no!"
>"Its just... I couldn't say no to her I would feel bad"
>"so you got manipulated basically?"
>"Monika, please..."
>"alright, all right I won't bring it up"
>I walk out of the closet
>I look back at Yuri
>natsuki sits next side to me
>"So you're really going out with the handicap"
>"Keep your voice down!"
>I look over at yuri
>"Its a long story"
>"Let me guess, you couldn't say not to Yuri because shes retarded and you would feel bad?"
>"N-n-... how did you know>"
"It was obvious"
>"Look, if you could stop laughing, that'd be nice"
>"Alright. sorry. still can't believe the Handicapped one ended up with the only boy in the whole club"
>its time to share poems.
>Yuri hands me her poem.
>"I really tried with this one"
>She managed to write "The" down
>most of it was still scribbles though
>"Better then your last one"
>"R-really?"
>"y-yeah.."
>T-thanks
>time to share poems with sayori
>"user!"
>"What?"
>"You can't be going out with Yuri!"
>"Why not?"
>"she's well.."
>" I hate being mean!"
>"slow.."
>"thats not fair! you're taking advantage of her!"
>"I am not! she's the one would asked me out!"
>"Still! It isn't right"
>"Well, sayori, did except me crush the dreams of this girl you call "slow"?"
>she pauses
>"well... no.."
>"But my point still stands, you need to break it off with her"
>"give me a while" 1/2

mmmmm
s
sllooiww...
sllow bred

ffiitghtt m
mmeeee

???

Silly Natsuki, cupcakes are a form of bread!

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wait why is this a stock photo?
who would ever need this?

youtube.com/watch?v=gNxFiIotNsY

DAYUM SON HOW THAT SAYORI PUSSY FEEL

Cupcakes > bread
Any day

>Why would anyone ever need this?
To bulli potatoYuri

S rank with Monika!

I need it to bulli potato Yuri, obviously.

I want to hug the fat dokis.

do you like the slow bread, Yuri?
i like the slow bread because it gives us more time to be together.

>Marrying Monika
>You help her design a child together including gender and name
>She codes the child inside her, inflating her to full term
>You get to spend some scenes with her before the baby is born
>And then they all lived happily ever after

much rather play through revelation 20 more times then give this prissy any time of day

MORE

I love her too. I want to give her a big hug

But user playing Revelation more than once is already a fate worse than death, and marrying Monika is like heaven!

>The entire general is now about grotesquely obese dokis and potato Yuri drooling over bred

I'm afraid of what this general will have to offer in the future.

It'll get better user, don't lose hope now.

>marrying Monika is like heaven!
I see we have differing definitions of the word “heaven” then.

Actually the general is now about anime strategy games

Afternoon fellas how we all holding up?

I dont know how I havent seen this before. Gonna save that

Abstaining from vidya completely today.
I don't feel a whole lot better, I'm just on here more.
Is it something I'd have to stick with? Is quietly dropping vidya habits a good idea? When it's good it's one of the few things that makes me smile but there's a hell of a lot of monotony and disappointment in the industry nowadays.
I just want to be in the mood to write about dokis.

Well, it could be worse.
the avatarfags could come back

what fetishes would the dokis have

>The Vice President leans back in her chair, arms folded. Her eyes are shut and her chest rises and falls softly.
>You poke her shoulder and she leans forward, jerking awake before she touches the desk.
Agh! Huh!? Oh, hi! Sorry about that, I've been feeling more tired today. N-not that you should worry, I have it all under control. Ahaha...

>She jerks her arms forward, elbows popping softly as she winces.
Anyway, let's get started, shall we?

The word of the thread is "Pursuit!" What are you chasing? Do you even know? What will you do when you get it, if you get it? Did you really want it, or was the chase the real reward? However you choose to interpret it is up to you!

Alternatives are "Pyhrric", "Blinding", "Chill" and "Comfort"!

Now, as is customary... These words are merely suggested for if you want to write a pem or short story or what have you quickly. A theme, and inspiration, one word or more, all of it is customizable to you. After all, you are your muse!
Now, don't be shy to ask for critique or encouragement if you want it, alright? We all start somewhere, or get rusty. There's nothing to be ashamed of if you aren't satisfied with your work, or you're afraid pepole won't like it. For every vocal dislike there's five silent approvals! Remember that.

Now, do take care of yourself, okay? We're all in this together, and getting yourself hurt just... won't do. So don't be bashful. Nacht!
Monika?
Oh, right,
Erika is a little bit tired, I'm just a helping hand

youtube.com/watch?v=Nj7GY3Vas78

I doubt that, user. It's very hard for obese people to clean everything, so bacteria tends to grow between their rolls and fester. The flesh also rubs together and becomes irritated so sores form easily, and being that they're already in bacteria-ridden areas, they can easily become infected and fester.

Your fat doki is nothing more than a waddling colony of bacteria, just ready to stink up your house and make you sick.

Sheepyori!

Read That's My Promise and I need some wholesome content anons

Pretty good user! Just finished up both versions of the fic I've been writing for the past few days.
Probably gonna shower, get some sleep and then give each copy a good read through and polish up before publishing either of them.

How are you, user?

I wonder if she’d squeak like a dog toy if you hugged her tight enough.

also you’re wrong

Not that guy but there is a person who has lost the will to vocalize their screams under all that mass
I want to help them. A hug might go a long way.

Give me time and a bigger word limit.

Kek

Photoshop when?

>ywn go on a bread deito with Yuri

Feels bad man

LOLIKA!

mmmmmm
slllo
bbred
bborijng!

wron!
ewrhojng!
w
WRONG!

mmmmmmmmm
boolii

Not that user but I'd still do it anyways, user.
Not just because of what but also cause it's a fantasy and none of that has to apply.

Never underestimate the absurdity of stock photos.

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I can't fucking believe Sonic Forces this drama even further

Prove it bookworm!

>Thicc
>Not pregnant

I got you a pet, Yuri!

yeah, the slow bread can be kind of boring.
Hey Yuri, what's your favorite kind of bread?

Soldika

Sounds like a overall comfy day lad

Im just watching some stuff on you tube and having a protein drink. Just finished a workout

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes!

Theres no reason why they cant keep good hygiene.

Just think how soothing it would be to get a soft warm hug from your favorite doki then to receive headpats from them while you rest your head on their soft gut.

She'd have to make a lot of milk

Tip of the day: I have to remind you that people who takes advantage of mentally disabled girls are as bad as pedophiles.

Is even worst if you have fantasies about it.

>not wanting to be there for a mentally disabled girl, giving her support and much-needed love
what are you some kinda fag

No, but her rolls being squeezed together might push trapped air out and sound like a fart.

It's more likely that she'd be a fat angry feminist who shrieks at skinny women and yells about how being fat is healthy. Just let them rot in their own anger and stink, they'll likely go into a diabetic coma by the time they're 40 anyway.

It's a difficult ethical problem, considering that sex and reproduction has been considered to be a human right.

A really difficult topic, because what constitutes taking advantage of a glub glub person, and how much glub glub is the limit before it becomes unethical? Do girls on the spectrum count?

This is for fun. not my fucking fantasy hell fucking no

The same could be said about little girls.

No it couldn't.

No, because retarded adults have reached their full potential of maturity, little girls have not.

I'm not attracted to mentally retarded people in any way, this is for the sake of argument.

Tell that to degenerates who want to turn everyone into confused trannies.

What about girls after their first menstruation?

Please lads

My point is having sex with a mentally handicaped girl is the same as abusing a little girl.

>Sayori listens to The Doors
>Jim Morrison's a pretty cool guy
>Well, conventionally cool
>Probably a pain to work with, but worth persisting with
>He just doesn't give two shits
>She's feeling a little like fantasizing today so she links this to the burden she considers herself to be
>She was a little self-conscious about her unkempt hair but he flaunts it
>Something about the raw guitar is infectious to her
>She wants to take her shirt off and air guitar but she settles for just moving along to the drum beats
>It opens her eyes in terms of writing
>Some of the songs are very poetic and entrancingly composed
>Others get away with repeating single lines, just alternating between talking and shouting
>It speaks to Sayori in a way
>It's like repeating himself became tiresome and he decided to be heard and channel some power into it
>Sayori feels inspired to try and write a more lyrical poem
>She chooses to refuse of course though, so she can't all-in on the creative process!
>It's sombre in a way
>She didn't expect to live too long
>But there's something about the live fast, die young approach
>She wants to disappear, there's little she feels she can do about this
>She envisions something
>Caring enough to at least go out in a blaze of glory somehow
>Before she slips into unconsciousness
>She'd like to have another kiss
>This is nice solace to her
>user's a fun guy, he deserves better
>It still hasn't become too bleak
>Maybe she could make however long she can bear to give herself worthwhile with user
>It might be a little selfish to continue to burden him
>Maybe a little self indulgence
>Just to fit in, raise less questions after she's gone
>After all, when you're strange
>No one remembers your name

Please elaborate.

FF
FFFIITE!
FIFIGT
IFGHHT!

ewwwwweww!
n
nnnnnoo
tffftann
nno fannjkt you!

cccc
creuust
crussttlesss
whhatyt izss yuours?

2/2
>"H-hey user D-do you wanna walk home with me?"
>"sure, Yuri"
>We walk home
>"H-hey user.."
>"Yes, Yuri?"
>"D-do you wanna hold hands?"
>"W-what?"
>I look around
>no one else would be watch
>I grab Yuris hand and start walking faster
>"Alright we're here
>"Bye, Yuri"
>My mind is suddenly clear
>as soon as it clears it instantly starts question the morals of this relationship
>I get home and sip down on my bed
>"user, what the fuck?"
>"you are dating a retarded girl. what were you thinking"
>I image Yuri looking at me with joy
>"Well was I gonna do? tell her no and break her heart?"
>"I legit couldn't."
>Love of christ
>"what in the name of god am I gonna do?"

>pic
This is saddening. For a kid growing up they learn, biologically there's one who provides gametes and the other who takes it, mentally there's one who nurture and one who gives nature, and so on
All this that had happened is sickening. Even degenerative to what being a human is if you're fighting to go against human nature and forms

Please bite guys

A mentally disabled girl has no way to consent, you degenerate. She doesn't have the mental capacity to understand what's going on.

Don't listen to user. Keep on going. This is gold.

Be watching*
sorry I'm a tard

>ywn wait for a rainy day to take yuri to the library
>ywn walk to the library with her under the same umbrella
>ywn find some comfy seats in the library and read the day away with the rain quietly pouring down in the background
>ywn stroll through the shelves with her looking for the perfect book to read
>ywn take sips from your cup of tea while you read with her beside you
>ywn tease her for not being able to pronounce a difficult word
>ywn have socratic discussions with her discussing what you've just finished reading
>ywn stay in the library with her until closing
>ywn you never be kicked out of the library with yuri
>ywn have her thank you for spending the whole day with just her
>ywn walk home with her enjoying the cool evening air after its stopped raining
>ywn come home and have her fall asleep on your shoulder
>ywn have yuri
Why even breathe bros

I'm sorry but biting is not my fetish.