/d2g/ - DotA 2 General

he is a community figure

Idk what memes but from experience slark players are completely retarded. Doesnt matter if its 1k or 8k they all play the same equally retarded way
>Alright I farmed for 30 minutes, what do I buy?
>OH I KNOW LETS BUY SB AND SABRE, TONS OF DAMAGE GUYS

If viewer count makes a game alive or dead then dota is far from being dead.

>manta style slark
r8

Don't let /v/ shitpost report all wojaks.

why?

They still exist? I thought they went extinct

You would get more out of blademail.

I am shit carry. How do I be better carry. 2k mmr bracket.
>inb4 git gud

shivas getting an upgrade

hit the creeps really hard

Just fill in what ever roll your team is missing or play someone that can do multiple things at once try pos 3 abaddon or if you want to mirco try visage, he counters tinker something fierce.

When should he stop hitting the creeps?

>When should he stop hitting the creeps?
Never. You hit the buildings and heroes every now and then

When are we going to get a good new Moba game?

never
paragons demise is the death kneel of the genre
hope you enjoy battle royal

uh
hello?

all part of pedurs master plan

If a big publisher/developer hasn't made it by now probably never as smaller guys would be going against Valve, Blizzard and Riot for something that payoffs in the long run (servers, balance tweaks and upkeep ain't cheap)

team world:
pos 1
w33ha
forev
saksa
pos 5

which players can join pos 1 and 5 and make this team good?

@203502707
Autism
If you retards accept that the game is dying, valve will do something

pos1 - mason
pos5 - demon

>9. Fnatic

free hats isnt going to make dota better

they disbanded already?

mason is in immortals
and demon is bad
it will be european players.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SWISS GROUPS

they had a bad carry (keyser) and they had SVG and he left/got kicked

oh timado and 1437

Fish is fresh.

>mimado
>good
1437 would be fine because he's a captain (i dont like him as a player tho)
still, need a better carry

b-bleed green!

I still dont get why saksa didnt join optic, he seemed like a pretty good fit. w33 replacing ccnc or pajkatt sounds pretty good too

I want the mods to ban Blizzdrones.

patch when

daily reminder that the optimal dotard diet is energy drinks and cheese sandwiches with minced normal meat

>tfw Sing abandoned us for Monter Hunter

because optic is shit? both complexity and animal planet will be better than them in the next qualifiers.
and because ppd is very annoying to work with.

its out? i don't want to buy a ps4 but my toaster can't run it either

It specifically needs to be mystery meat to proc the buff.

Please don't try to trick newcomers to the meta, it's unsportsmanlike.

energy drinks fucking suck. being carbonated is the only redeeming factor on them.

Wait, QO left?

>Sing
This is not reddit user.

People say that about every captain ever.

>implying he isn't /ourguy/

yes, hes taking a break from dota

people never said that about puppey

>matched against ancient 3
>only archon 5's and legend 0's on my team
>my troll builds mask of madness against luna sniper
>dies
>we lose
>game was normal skill
>the troll was a 41% winrate
High skill games are incredibly easy and i win them often but these normal skill games are so fucking painful.
like some games are designed to make me lose. this matchmaking is absolute horseshit.

That's literally what they said about puppey before team secret had a reputation. This general has the memory of a gold fish.

unranked?

well rtz has said multiple times on stream that he liked puppey and he would play with him again with no probs

and artour outright said that he doesnt like ppd and that is the reason he chose to leave eg multiple times?

well i dont know if he said that out loud but that was definetly one of the rumours we had in the past

She probably fucking smells.

are you guys watching this clowny arise game?

dotards

Is Magnus still his only good hero?

i need a fucking mmo to play when im tired of dota dotards, fuck, i might go back to wakfu

for the past week i have gotten nothing but the most worthless, useless, complete failure BR foreigner spanish/portugese speaking retard teammates.

literally NOTHING but them. this is more than muh forced 50% winrate, this is more than just a string of bad luck, this is the game deliberately fucking me over. im not in low priority either.

>low prio
>only uncalibrated players
Good shit Gaben

what kind of fucking retard plays ranked matches anyway, unless you have a full team of people that you personally know will not let you down

MMOs are dead user.

>Predict how many years dota 2 has left

I'd say 3-4 years top, then the playerbase will dwindle to 80-100k

>what kind of fucking retards plays ranked matches
Solo queue is only playable mode is this shit game. No one fucking leaves and feed before 20 minute mark.

Someone told me he knew of a game with a more toxic community then dota and I dove into it. I have 6k hours in dota and 1.6k hours in rust. At least in that I can persecute the shitskins

10+ easily with 4+mi chinese players.
dota will survive the test of time since games newer than dota will die before it does.

>HOTSbabs on suicide watch now that Blizz is fucking up so hard they're reviving dead games on accident
>Overbotch getting its ass kicked by CS:GO
>Fartifact about to kill Hearthstone
>G-Guys! How many years does D-Dota have left? How about HOTS huh???

youtube.com/watch?v=c3F9qpQgKIs

sorla khan hero WHEN?

his storm and sf are strong, but magnus is still his best by far

is it not possible for Valve to make a server for only white english speaking people?

Blizz knows how to make popular games. Even tho they are dogshit, the fact that they target casual audience means they aren't going anywhere.

you mean in the same way TF2 is surviving? In a state of decay held together by a dedicated core and f2ps cycling out every few months

ahahaha no.
there's a difference.
dota is a good game.

bitch, you what

fucking mge me, cunt

no.

>5 games in low prio
>every single one is lost
horrible pre-mades and uncalibrated people. GG

thanks but im not looking for a blowjob

>company that panders third-worlders to play
>would make only white queue
lmao

is there no money in pandering to first world countries? never really made sense to not pander to the richest people in the world

Why would they pander to the lowest skill dota demographic? wh*tes are shit at dota

>miss low prio
>feed courriers to enemy towers game after game for 5 games
>no low prio
i had to abaddon twice to get an automated 1 win LP game
fuck this

why dont you just play single draft

ranked.

i want to play a game where im free

what an uninformed opinion

Post that webm where some esports player makes strange gestures with his hands please.

Anyone else having an existential crisis these days?
>at 3k hours notice my game hours will soon overtake my mmr
>nervous laughter
>it's fine I'll improve, I'm sure
>game hours bloating steadily
>now at 2:1 game hours to mmr ratio
I think I should have retired as a mediocrity instead of living as one. If I spent 3500 hours on being productive I'd be mad fit, speak 20 languages, simultaneously play an entire orchestra of instruments and fuck 9 gfs simultaneously.

I regret everything.

Laning against SF is such a fucking shitfest
I do my last hits and denies properly but in the end it doesnt matter because this nigger can just buy 5 clarities and clear out entire jungle in 30 seconds, just in time to come clear creeps under tower. Im so done with mid. Of course he gets million movement speed so there is no point in following him

...

Don't remind me.
>1v2 against sf mirana as Carlvoker
>have to buy my own wards
>support shows up, sits in xp range for two waves, leaves
>lose the lane and tower by 8 mins
>dark willow jungling with Gaben's free TP in the inventory watches me get dived down for the third time
>all chats "ez mid"

sounds more like typical team ooga rant. Im ranting about how unfair SF is. Someone tell me how to beat him. There is just no way unless you pick some ultra lane bully like arc