/twg/ - Total War General

So every unit for the kangs I understand well I think except the heirotitan or whatever. Its so slow doesnt seem to kill units very well whats the point? Also which book is best? Early rush for the +captoic jars and tech? The +5 to like every infantry?

Unless you're polish you have no leg to stand on AoS hate desu

skragg is such fucking savage. hes going to rip those edgy dwarf fags to bits

friendly reminder that in the lore all crippled and weak born ogres are gathered up and send into a cave with a butcher, which's entrance is then sealed with a rock.
when they come out again they are deranged maniacs

Hierotitans are generally agreed upon to be underwhelming, yes

the +5 to Tomb Guard is the best book, yes

yeah it's so satisfying to use. how is settra's vortex campaign?

post your favourite units

BASED

>Exiles of Nekek is at war with elves
>decides fuck it he's gonna declare war on me instead, sends his two 20 stack armies down south to lizard town
>gets completely annihilated, not one skelli makes it out the jungle, it's their 'nam
>two turns later elves raze his settlements
good job skeleton

Also how come I can chose the "eat" option when I defeat them?
Can't just eat old bones

I want Thrones of Spearmanii

>this is what a single Warlock Engineer did to my army

fuckers

Total War: Game of Thrones in 2020

I like it more than Arkhan´s, didnt play the other two. Its the easiest as well, since you dont have to fight anything scary and the lizards down south take care of any TK´s you dont feel like wasting time on.

Yes the red tree armor bonus is vital
>Captoic jars
retard. Anyways Canopic jars are great but don't invest too much into them early, focus on gold and important combat-related stats, get footed in before thinking about luxuries like Canopic Jars (Assuming you're playing on a real difficulty, if you're playing on anything less than VH than you should commit suicide)

>try to pull unit out of combat in Attila
>drops from 80 men to 20 in literally 2 seconds
nice game

just some Bretonnian Migrates, nothing to worry about

SPEARMANII

What the fuck are you doing Arkhan?
I thought AI wasn't supposed to be THIS retarded.

>Also how come I can chose the "eat" option when I defeat them?
>Can't just eat old bones
On second thought mummies are basically beef jerkey

They tried to get the license apparently, I'm glad they went with Warhammer instead
The whole thing with Game of Thrones is the politics part and Total War is Total Shit at that

You need to at least engage with another unit not just turn your back

>no banners/musicians
>no speeches aside from quest battles
>no 1v1 giant animations, they attack each other’s ankles instead
>no minor settlements
>no night battles
>no weather effects during battle (i.e rain effecting fatigue/vigor and gunpowder units)
>no units pushing siege towers
>no reload animations for the majority of units
>no seasonal changes
>no multiplayer avatar conquest from Shogun 2
>no burnable cities mechanic from Attila
>no siege escalation mechanic from Attila
>no random civilians running around during a siege feature from Attila
>no dynamic music feature from Attila
>no soldiers who visually look sick and start vomiting during battle if the army is struck with the plague feature from Attila
>no soldiers who visually look tired and breathless during battle if the army is fighting in forced-march stance feature from Attila
>no unique camp-site battle map while in encampment stance
>Karl Franz visually holding Ghal Maraz even though he hasn't unlocked the quest yet
>Archaon's helmet clipping still not fixed
>Old World factions don't have new dialogue when engaging with the WH2 factions both in battle and the diplomacy screen
>Old World factions dont have their own unique battle OST compared to the WH2 factions
>generals no longer gain visual upgrades as they rank up(i.e. viking generals in Attila would gain a gold trimmed helmet at rank 4 and a fully decked out gold helmet at rank 8)
>no dismount cavalry option during battle
>no shock cavalry switching to swords while in melee
>no toggling between ammunition
>no visual trade caravans or trade ships on the campaign map
>no visual improvement on roads on the campaign map (i.e dirt roads visually changed to paved roads)
>n̶o̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶d̶g̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶t̶l̶e̶s̶
>no naval battles
>no family trees
>no governors
>no captains in units
>no BANNERS AND MUSICIANS

fuck yeah

>no soldiers who visually look sick and start vomiting
trolls. get fucked shithead

fantasyfags everyone

uhm why can't they just fly away on their dragons lol

>chavy brit tourists in France

Hm

You know what would be fun?

If you had the Attila city burning mechanic with a dragon

>The whole thing with Game of Thrones is the politics part
shit battle scenes and incest actually

Boring, but practical. There's just something comfy about a unit that does one thing, and does it well in a world full of necromancers and dragons.

youtu.be/tMnGmoLS6zo

>one
>not two

High Elves.

Valor.
Dignity.
Grace.
Divinity.
These are just some of the terms to describe the High Elf with. But the one that strikes me as the most accurate: Perfection.

they're gay

THE RED DUKE IS A FUCKING PUSSY.
>Playing as a Paravorn
>Alberic's being an arse to me for some reason, decide to stick it to him, walkin about in his shit
>Mousillon likes this a lot, like really a lot
>Even Carcassone is okay with bully, helps a bit
>Declare war on them finally, dukes all up in their land too
>Start sieging their only other settlement
>PEACE WAS DECLARED BETWEEN BLUE-BUTTHOLE AND SPOOKY-POO
>He just runs the fuck home and Alberic kicks my shit in
>tfw now have to restart

your pheonix king is a cuck

More like Soy Elves

when the skellies so supreme that you let out a scream

>>no 1v1 giant animations, they attack each other’s ankles instead

They did add this though.

>day 8, they still haven't noticed I'm a fleshbag

Malekith ain't no cuck son.

Lmao, rekt

>t.malekith

That clipping

This is the ideal Bretonnian Knight. You may not like it, but this is what peak chivalry looks like.

So what do the Kangs do on their time off? Do they play board games? Read scrolls? do crazy skeleton sports?

>perfection
>sit in an island while the druchii rule the waves

Its gonna be a blood bath!

chariot races

Do Bretonnian knights get passed around like a cock sleeve by chaos warriors after they lose a fight?

>in an island
>in
druchii education, everyone

Literally unplayable.

>my 2 armies full of common units against a garrison of elites
How fucked am I?

Lizardmen.

Valor.
Dignity.
Grace.
Divinity.
These are just some of the terms to describe the Lizardmen with. But the one that strikes me as the most accurate: Perfection.

uh

>not changing the terms to meme the race best
apply yourself

Any skellie lower then a prince mostly just stands around or does the last order given by a prince or higher on repeat. Liches are studying magic trying to find a cure of sorts for the undead thing. Kings just kinnda brood or read I recall a story of a king who goes through the motions from when he was alive ending each day with a feast that no one can eat and him feeling something close to sadness. Others like kahlida spend all their time ploting.

it's clearly some form of skellie shield

If you can't beat them, just autoresolve them.

G O B L I N S

>implying Saurus isn’t the perfect lifeform

Skaven.

Brotherhood
Justice
Patriotism
Ingenious
There are just some of the terms to describe the Skaven with. But the one that strikes me as the most accurate: Elven fucking.

>not slann

BASED

TRVE SAVAGES

DROO KEE

You need cities first

Probably fine if you can bring the sphinx down, JUST BECAUSE the AI is retarded. If a human was controlling that garrison you would get raped.

THE AIR IS FILLED WITH MADNESS

What could stop like 20 first gen slann if they showed up on a battlefield?

Do you prefer dedicating one single province to military, or spreading it out?

The goblin menace assails Marienburg.

a warpstone nuke assuming the skaven dont blow themselves up first

Fungus have no peen. The cunt is safe.

>the meat of her ribs isnt

Realistically? Nothing short of Chaos Daemons themselves showing up in mass..

SIIIIIIIIIGMAR

one im too lazy to build more even if i have a lot of shekels

BY SIGMAR NO

duhuuhh warhammer looks like shit, shogun 2 is superior

Reading how strong first gen slann in action like Kroak make me wonder how godly the old ones were. Hell kroak nearly broke reality last time he went all out.

>Grace is race mixing with a Slann
How does twg feel about this?

TASTE GOLD MAGIC

wowe very problematic. frogs are racist nazis.

How is it even possible to say this?

How much Ushabti is too much Ushabti?

good , lizardmen are the best race

based screenshots user, what are your settings ?

How do you counter large fags with greenskins? Are big uns good as counter?

The old ones seem like pussies, they just leave when chaos shows up

They all bail the fuck out when Chaos come from the poles though
Also are Elven gods like Khaine Old Ones or more similar to Sigmar and such?

They are superior to us so I guess I just have to accept it.

>Spend the week planting your crops
>Finally done, take the rest of the day off and have yourself a nap
>Wake up to the sound of distant rumbling
>Look out the window
>2 massive armies on either sound of your house