/ss13g/ - spessmen on the spess station: sharded hams edition

wrong
racking up (You)s is the easiest activity there is

it was just a prank

so when did hopping into freezing showers with clonex stop working?

here to shill for Fulpstation...

fulpstation.com/play

Remember Fallout 13?

I never played on it

does anyone have that comic of fargit saying how he's the best player

what the hell is fulpstation

it was a cluster fuck of ghost rape and admin abuse

Ss4gogeta0 was also an admin... so yea...

shame I think the "ss13 but out of the setting ss13" ideas are usually really good

an event oriented lowpop SS13 server

Fallout 13 was a good idea but had bad execution

>2562
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

Hippie Drama 2017

youtube.com/watch?v=OcoqazwRowU

Yeah feels like they focused on the wrong things

>youtuber attracting newfags

We still got the bunker?

No?

PANIC

fuck off oney

im not oney. im just an old Newgrounder who found new life on SS13

Like I said, fuck off oney.

im ss4gogeta0

Why do your rules allow ERP with minors?

their codebase is shit too.

We dont

we use TG codebase

so why in the video does it say to use yog's wiki

Maximum comf. Just listened to the world go by while diona popped out.

its an old video, notice where it says "reuploaded"

...

>we use TG's codebase
So like he said, your code is shit.

>tfe played on fulp a bit when it first came up
>first dozen rounds were nothing but pure concentrated adminbus that'd put the events of both purges to shame

what horrors have you seen my dude?

Is that a love hotel?

It's the succy succy no tell motel

A lot of people don't remember the wild west of nox, traitor deathmatch, and the pre-pomf metaclub veegay stations

Kinda glad I don't

all the kids fuck off to colonial for epic call of dooty shooty who even gives a fuck

we should all arrange a group session and go try to beat Solarium, co-op

Did they finally actually add an ending?

The all-stars metacrew is long dead. vgstation can't even tackle the tomb of rashid of the others let alone have competent medical, comms, and resupply in away missions as simple as that dumpster fire.

I don't even mean a meta crew. Just have people meet in a discord, and just go about it together
no clue but we can only find out

Good luck, the playerbase is helpless trash. You can't even call it a shadow of its old knowledge

>people post here that don't even play the game anymore, bitter
How low does your life have to be

I played a couple rounds today, what's your problem?

Just a comment on the people who post here to only stir up drama and don't actually play ss13 anymore

FULPSTATION!

better than when I actually played
shitposting and playing the ban page is a far smaller time commitment than playing the game

>try goon around the time people were trying to get Solarium
>Goon is lagging like shit

I love what they did on goon, but that lag had me off for a long time

Kinda sad desu

im perma banned from cm... apparently, Apophis's whole life is dedicated to hating me...

that has been fixed, Oney is no longer allowed back on the server and the badmins have been purged...

Shit server.

how can it be shit if it has no players?

Isn't there still that Russian 24/7 traitor deathmatch server? Or did it vanish? Haven't checked in years.

This is your medbay for today. Say something nice about them!

nah I’m doing pretty well IRL

I have no mouth and I must HONK!

>Oney isn't allowed back on his own server
Explain

To each his own I guess.

;h-help

>tfw sick so staying at home
>just had a vivid space themed fever dream
>dreamed the badmins went to far and through a giga-nigga sized rod at centcom
>all the crew at centcom jumped on the escape/ert/escape pod ferry/deathsquad/millennium falcon shuttle and evaced to the main station
>shit was so packed with the normal crew and all of the extra centcom staff that it looked the faces in the crowd were melding together
>antag released the singulo because "lmao my objectives are done, let's call the shuttle" and didn't realize there was no centcom to evacuate too
>everyone ducking stuffed themselves into all the shuttles that came from centcom AND the ones on the station, like arrivals and the science and cargo transports
>the shuttles all merged into one duck huge space train with wiring and scaffolding attaching each to each other
>engineers set up fuel pipes from one engine to the other to do fuel transfers to balance the magivered together super shuttle

>an tag realized he wasn't going to get muj green text and just started trashing everything
>situation fell apart sooner when the death squaddies that were stationed on centcom started going through a panic spiral
>ert pulling their hairs out as the borgs go nus because someone uploaded a meme lawset on the station and nobody could revert them

>flotilla of carnage.

>the shuttles all merged into one duck huge space train with wiring and scaffolding attaching each to each other
I now propose a new map.
Duck Station.

Remember when I robusted 4 shitcurity officers and a Sec Borg after breaking out of Permabrig 9 times?

Pepperidge farm remembers...

He is a shit tier grieffer, admins will literally boot him the moment he logs in

>karma system
dropped

>be such a shitter you get perma'd from your own serb

this was 2015/2016 paradise... it had karma, I never actually got karma points for some reason.

Im also permabanned there for being mentally ill after I posted medical forms and shit

>first traitor round
>shit
>roboticist
>pray to syndicate gods
>security diona comes in
>>security diona
>asks to get prosthetic legs
>get idea to make them an emagged borg
>"ok"
>put them on table and ask them to sleep
>drag them to maint and try to cut off their head there
>wait why aren't i doing this on the ta-
>flashlight comes in
>tased
>killed
>ai screams vox ling
>turned into spider bot
>punch some cargo tech
>hits me with a wrench
>security guard comes in and tells the cargo tech to space me
>security diona comes in and saves me and puts me in brig
>turned into ai
>fuck fuck fuck
>first time ai
>don't even know how shit like atmos or power works
>guy uploading laws doesn't know what a planning frame is
>in hind sight, could've totally turned lethal turrets on and tried to figure out how to fuck up the station
>laws end up being asimov, with law 4 and 5 being law 1 and 2.
>power goes out and i have no idea what to do
>die
10/10 round

Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
5. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

>Im also permabanned there for being mentally ill after I posted medical forms and shit
post full story

>security guard comes in and tells the cargo tech to space me
Shouldn'tve zapped me you little shit. :^)

The Captain sabotaged us hard

I had a perfectly good FreeformRobocop set up, and when the AI started lying about various homosexual activities the crew engaged in, the latejoin cap didn't listen to us telling him that that's just how the AI is, and then put it back on Asimov when we were already on Code Red due to greytide+syndicate activity. He thought a simple Law 4 along the lines of "stop riots" would be satisfactory for some reason.

>That AI
>Same shitter who killed himself during malf
>"lmao I'll actually listen to being law 2'd to kill myself"

I told it to do it as a joke but the madman followed through with it.

He did it because he "had to go"
But that doesn't feel like a good reason

honestly it could've been worse
I unzipped my DIRECTIVE 4 for the robocop thing because I am real shaky on robocop'ing AIs that give off a griefy impression

Only 56 times as a non-antag while using various stolen PDAs. Surely he's not trying to bait other people into getting lynched as a non-antag, right?

Are there any confirmed soyboys on the station?

>when you malfunction on a higher level

>Cutting off their head in maint

NIGGA U CAN JUST CUT IT OFF IN ROBOTICS AND NO ONE WILL CARE.

Holy shit I loved that prank though

What this guy saidNobody will question some guy getting borg'd. Most people would assume he asked for it.

that's what the line after that was saying dipshit

reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/5jzmfo/meta_ban_ss4gogeta0/

reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/5k43gc/meta_some_more_stuff_about_ss4gogeta0_jordan/

reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/5k477z/meta_i_feel_i_have_made_a_mistake_ss4gogeta0/

theres more scattered around...

how did the blob get btfo so hard?

He popped in the south leg of xenobio maint. That's all that needs to be said.

blobs only weakness is emitters and it put the core in a place where one can reach it , though xenobio was generally a bad place, since one could potentially use the solars to powers the emitter

MoMMI tool upgrades when?

>change wrench to socket wrench, so they can actually fix and improve overpressurized pipes without having to steal from atmosia's limited supply
>added internal soldering iron, so they can fix fried airlock circuits, make new ones, and more
>added internal fuel can, to hold extra welding fuel for big jobs on-the-go without having to steal fuel tanks from around the station, and for holding sulphuric for the soldering iron
>added rapid cable layer, so they can actually perform moderate+ cable jobs in reasonable time, and without having to steal cable coils from around the station or make huge trips back to rechargers to replenish their tiny 50-coil internal supply over and over

Optional:
>T-ray scanner to p-ray scanner. Those extra few tiles radius help a lot!

What the dickfuck did you do to be that much of a pest?

You should watch Pandorum with Dennis Quaid. Has some similar themes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandorum

>Pandorum
Not him, but that's one of my favorite lesser known sci fi flicks. A classic.

Though I would say Ben Foster was more the main character.