/srg/ - Speedrun General

the speed drama has been good for the first time in a while

i should also note that GDQs aren't included in the record.

Todd was just biding his time for this very moment. When he releases video evidence of a 5.51, Twin Galaxies will have no choice but to reverse their decision. And not only on his Dragster score, but all of his other ones too (even though they're fake!). Todd had this all planned from the beginning.

And people say SecksWrecks is the God of Bait...

*bird laughs*

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ion is 4th with a 54. speedrun.com/ae2/full_game

further proof ion is the monkeyposter

I will never be used.

reminder that 52.4.157.15/ exists as a zeldaspeedruns backup

ion is not the monkeyposter.

ugh high art is soo exhausting. bravo

stop it ion

Do you see what you are reduced to when you betray the queen?

i'm not ion.

i'm not buying it ion

i'm still not ion.

i'm still not buying it ion

stop calling me ion

not happening ion

I'M

NOT

ION

Hey, shut the FUCK up!

clips.twitch
.tv/ThoughtfulGlamorousGoldfishFloof

so why'd he take it out on the zsr guys

B A S E D
W
O
K
E

Sometimes I wonder what Cosmo's family thinks of him. With the way he acts, he's completely unrecognizeable compared to how he was in 2013.

As someone who enjoyed his streams back then (in fact he was my favorite streamer in 2013), I'm really disappointed to see how he is now. I wouldn't have cared if the only thing he changed about himself was coming out as trans, but he acts like a very shitty person these days. Regardless though, I think the quality of his streams was already going downhill by 2014.

In Cosmo's own words: his parents are finding it "difficult" to accept his transition, but they are doing their best to support him (including paying his rent).

aside from having a fraction of as many runs that doesn't even include the wr time and him having total control his google doc isn't even different from speedrun.com, when people don't want to use the site i can get that but i don't understand why they all try to spin it as it lacks irrelevant features that aren't even used on their current leaderboards as an excuse

stop linking these embarrassing threads.

>tfw duckfist isnt your dad
>ywn fall asleep listening to him talk about megaman movement

>ywn fall asleep listening to him talk about megaman movement
i fall asleep listening to this boring shit all the time lmao

cheese will have a 1:38 inside the next two weeks.

sure he will

>cheese admits he has a ton of strats he could updates in 120
>doesn't because he's a dumb grindmonkey lmao

>chimpancheese
rofl

>tfw esa is a company

Chimpancheese was raised in the jungle by Chimply and Monkayshun.

Reminder that Cheese05 is objectively the best speedrunner. 1:44 in 120 star requires more practice and skill than WR in almost all other speedgames.

>objectively the best
>uses "almost" later
die

yes, 1:44 in 120 star requires more practice and skill than WR in almost all other speedgames.

cheese has a 1:39 and is capable of 1:38.

his aka is mowgli

the point is you can't say "objectively the best" and then not even follow through with it by using "almost all" later
die

1:39 and 1:38 are require dozens of times more practice and skill than all other speedgames.

too late you moron
die

that was the implication from the start. sorry you misunderstood.

>i fucked up but it was implied even though i was explicit!!!!
die

also
>are require
die

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stop posting these embarrassing threads.

could a tranny ever have boobs this big?

>that one speedrunner that has a secret crush on another speedrunner

the jig is up i guess
i love pie!

the jig is up i guess
narci is my queen!

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dude

lamo

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thank you for bringing the most relevant /v/ threads straight to serg

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link to cosmo's new ZSR music playlist?

i like to run OoS any%

I like OoS casually

Learn to view source.

youtube.com/watch?v=bHUvykXL8Og&feature=youtu.be

The Alpha Gamer Stigma

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Official List of Speedrunning Soyboys
iateyourpie
Almolicious
Firedragon
Carcinogen
Talon
CloakedYoshi
CarlSagan42
Geoff
(You)

Feel free to add or remove names. Additions must be neckbeard males who take pictures with their mouths open and are completely cucked to females.

remove our guy pie this instant

haha love your ironic posts

not ironic cakeboi

Nobody here unironically likes pie (except cfb because he's a zombie-brained floridian)

You're either a newshit who fell for ironic shitposts or your'e cfb

yeah no learn the fucking lore cakeboi

So you're a newshit, got it

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Isn't it lovely how reddit has a hatecirclejerk about Todd Rogers, but anything directed at Narco gets censored as transphobic?

Narco didn't cheat.

>cakeboi calling someone else new
back to /v/ buddy

how is getting an advantage using a chinese version of a game on a device no one has heard of not cheating?

especially when people were already complaining about people using official methods that didn't require spending $300

And now you can't even download new games on these chinese devices anymore. You can only buy from other speedrunners who bought it before.

The only people who nuthug Pie are Pie himself and Cfb. No one actually thinks he's based, because he's not.

Actually I think Pie is pretty based

do you guys really know TriHard? someone said you guys did

yeah
he's not as based as pie but he's ok

>Almolicious
is there a reason to dislike almo?

Add SuccinctandPunchy

>Paper Mario World Champ
>Isn't actually the World Champ in any of them

>"I'm on a quest to become the World Champion at all five Paper Mario games."

He's added that very recently then. Still a stupid comment to make.

pfft no fun allowed

cool

The Punch Out Scam

>MrSpeedrun
>Wilko
>It's okay when Almo does it!

Name one game thats more impressive to speedrun than super mario 64