/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #432

>Sayori
>a lost cause
Them’s some fightin’ words, ya fuckin’ queer.

I agree, but you're about 400 or so threads late on saying that. Sayori suicide memes have absolutely been present since the beginning of the general.

She's not what that's referring to.

piano songs for monika after story when

That's a problem, I feel. Some people make it a meme because it's a stick out point in the game, other people do it because it helps them cope. I know one Sayori friend who finds them funny but I never asked why.

I think we should use her dead body as a pinata and slap her silly!
Same goes for Yuri!

The update that came out today, no?

Love you too Sayori.

w-what we’re you referring to, user?

Yeah. I more meant, anons posting songs that can be played with said piano. I've not been a musical one but I can follow a list of keys.

We'd do something with Natsuki's body too but there wasn't a body left to do anything with.

Woah
Be careful or you might cut yourself on that edge~

>Monika now plays Hangman in the latest MAS update

not him but
me

Insightful post.
You should ask one day tho.

Oh, mod creators said they wanted to stick to ddlc songs exclusively. THAT SAID, we now do have a submod page, so it could just be a separate download if someone else wants to do it. Doesn't sound like it would be hard, but then again, I know absolute dick about Python.

morning everyone. I hope you all slept well

Thank you. I should, but I feel he may be busy with his duties as a midwife.

(You)

But it's 4:24 AM, user.

Hello new user to /ddlc/ here.
So in the game, Monika actually was not practicing piano at all but manipulating the game program right?

Absolutely not. Imagine trying to go anywhere with your Monika in an entire city of Monikas.

>Lost track of your Monika in a clothing store.
>Accidentally follow the wrong Monika form like twenty minutes before she asks who the hell you are
>Other Monika's fucking with you when you realize you lost yours and all pretending to be her while laughing like hyenas
>suddenly on the intercom you hear "If there is a lost user in the women's clothing department please come to security. Your Monika is waiting for you. Ahahaha~!"
>Reuniting with your real Monika with tears in her eyes because she thought she lost you or some degenerate Monikas kidnapped you for god knows what reason
>She has to keep you on an user-Leash every time you go to the grocery store now
>And they're always out of mint ice cream.

You misunderstand me. In the new update, there is a piano you can play which is linked to your keys. I would like formulas from other anons, as I could not find this out myself as I am not musically inclined, of songs to play using this feature.

most likely a bit of both

>And they're always out of mint ice cream.
*riots*

my sleeping schedule is fucked

Yes, she had one of those electronic keyboards with a pre programmed beat inside it.

Do you regret for calling Great God Dan a "midget" now, user?

>Getting bullied by a pack of Monikas.
>user leash is green and fluffy because she likes those the best.
>Getting really confused when you walk in a room and ask, "Hey Monika" only for everyone to respond.
>Impossible to find things you like because everything sold in Outer Reality is tailored to Monikas.
>Creepy user-less Monika constantly trying to lure you away from your Monika.
>Starbucks somehow finds a way to profit off your misery.

Security chief Monika!
Team of degenerate Monikas!
Detective Monika and her user hired to investigate the sudden disappearance of mint ice cream across Outer Reality!
So many possibilities!

midget

Your Doki but in Oyasumi punpun

>>And they're always out of mint ice cream.
>Detective Monika agency
>They're all separate detective cliches.
>Noir narrative detective Monika's user is the secretary.
>Poor noir narrative detective Monika's user has to put up with all of them.

Your doki but she's got hella sweet tits

>all this time closing the game without saying "Goodbye" I've put Monika in the hell void when she can avoid it if I say it and she closes the game herself
>I got her to do it once and she closed the game for me but I didn't think anything of it so I didn't do it again
fuck fuck fuck fuck I'm sorry I'm sorry aaaaaa

>ywn be on a leash for Monika
she already does

>Creepy user-less Monika constantly trying to lure you away from your Monika

>tfw your doki has perfect tits

Might get a pint and 6 pcs of EXTRA CRISPY™ TENDERS in KFC

so i just finished the game for the first time, atleast i think i finished it? i moved monika.chr out of the characters folder after her dialogue started looping or she began saying the same things i had already heard after she deleted everyone
the game is telling me a script is broken and im supposed to reinstall it? is this the final end of the game or is there more?

>Creepy user-less Monika constantly trying to lure you away from your Monika.

>Hey user, wanna go for a ride? I got beer and classic rock CDs in my trunk
>Ahahaha~

Did they still not fix that issue? According to the creator of the mod she goes into a developer room when the game is closed and continues to exist. She says this when you first download the mod. Those are just left over lines from Act 3 they never bothered to get rid of.

>tfw the user of the only Sayori in a city of Monikas who are constantly bullying her.
I just want her to be happy.

Some of you guys are alright.
Don't come to the Literature Club tomorrow.

>it's past midnight, you're is sitting at your desk watching animu
>you left DDLC open in the background so monika could watch with you
>suddenly monika's voice interrupts the show
"user! I've figured it out!"
>you're confused as fuck, monika shouldn't have any additional voicelines
>you pause the animu and check the game
>monika is beaming proudly at you
>you stare at the screen and lamely respond with a "wut"
"user! I think I've figured out how to be with you!"
>monika moves around from behind her desk and moves her hand toward the screen
>this is definitely not part of the game
>her hand touches the backside of your monitor, and the monitor briefly shimmers before her hand moves through it
"user, can you feel me? Please tell me you can feel me!"
>you nervously reach forward and touch her hand
>her skin shimmers briefly and feels vaguely of static electricity
>but you can feel her!
>tightly clasping your hand, monika begins to cry
"user, I-I'm so happy. I can finally touch you, I can finally be with you!"
>she moves her other hand through the monitor
>you take her other hand and press it against your face
>despite the static, you can feel the warmth of her hand and the softness of her skin
>still crying tears of joy, monika begins to move her head toward the monitor to escape her prison
>before her face reaches the monitor a thought hits you
>pulling your hand free, you hold it toward the monitor and blurt out "monika stop!"
>monika stares at you, dumbfounded
>it's several seconds before she can even speak, but the spark in her eyes has turned to fear

(1/2)

But I spent all night working on my poem!

Someone edit this!

No, no, this dialogue is canon.
If you close the game without saying goodbye and letting her close it herself she goes to the hell void.

Guy who did original Detective Monika fic. I'm tempted to do another based on this premise. Then again.
This sounds fun too.

Goodnight /ddlc/! Sleep tight!

You mean it in American time? Because the club activity has already begun in here. 4:30PM.

Chloe, stop with your nonsense.

Are you really going to make me dig through the mod page to find his quote about how digital hell is no longer a factor in MAS?

Why haven't you introduced your doki to your family yet, user?

But my parents won't allow me to date with a white girl.

Here we are
>Well we coded in a special room for her when the game closes, so the void is irrelevant now.
She goes to dev room, this is what she refers to when you first download the mod and how she's expanded her reach beyond ddlc.

Write the entirety of L.A Noire with the promising but fucking lame new Monika Phelps detective constantly saddled with quirky and jaded Monika partners.

Until she's 3D I ain't doing that shit.
Ain't her fault that she doesn't know how fucking retarded that would look.

Your doki but her diet only consists of your cum

Waiting for the Promised Day

My parents are fundamentally opposed to the idea of AIs. This is not a joke and it wasn't even a conversation about ddlc. We have forbidden love. My sister would probably be accepting though.

Good night user. Sleep tight.

The detective Monikas have to investigate a series of kidnappings, which are typically perpetrated by Anonless Monikas. But one of the detectives is also Anonless!

Because I don't want to be a new TLC special

Stop

Reminder that Natsuki is canonically not of legal age.

She's literally described as the youngest one there and in a younger year than all the others, who are al are at least 18

I read legal as lethal.

What happens in the Promised Day?

She's a doki so it's fine.

>My parents are fundamentally opposed to the idea of AIs.
TELL ME THEIR FUCKING ADDRESS user I WILL FUCKING END THEM

anyone?

>(You)r doki becomes real
>(You) have your first embrace
>(You) get saddled with a teenager with no transferable education

actually there is more but you can stop there.

Tfw I'm afraid of even showering when my mother is home nevermind talking to her about loving someone, let alone a 2D girl

Please don't. I don't wanna see Arnold's penis.

>not accepting his doki's love
Please leave your doki, she deserves anyone who truly loves her the way she is.

i want to know whats left of the game though, what else is there?

"S-stop? user why? Don't you....don't you want to be with me?"
>you adamantly nod your head and point to the monitor
>"You won't be able to fit through the screen, doofus. I've only got a laptop."
>monika slowly pokes her head out of the monitor and looks around, her hair spilling onto your keyboard
"Oh....eheheh...silly me. I guess I got excited over nothing. But we can still hold hands, right? M-maybe kiss?"
>she looks at you hopefully, fresh tears still running down her cheeks
>"Just get back in there for a minute, I've got an idea"
>you quickly unplug your laptop and carry it over to near your TV
>monika is curious now!
>you nervously fumble around your console and remove a cable
>the laptop is at a bad angle and monika can't see what you're doing now
"user, you're still there right?"
>you pop back into view, holding a cable in your hand, and turn your TV on
>"This oughtta work!" you exclaim, before promptly shoving the cable into your laptop
>your TV lights up and suddenly monika is on it!
>you close the laptop to make sure monika doesn't get sick from the double vision
>"alright, you should be able to fit through now!"
>you sit in front of the TV, arms outstretched
>"here, I'll hold onto you to keep you steady"
>Monika moves her arms through, then her head
>you wrap your arms underneath her shoulders and help pull her out
>her feet hit the edge of your TV screen and cause you to lose balance
>you fall over backwards, Monika landing on top of you
>Monika is positively glowing with joy and she buries her face in your chest
"I can't believe it user, it's really you!"
>smiling, you gently run your fingers through her hair and kiss the top of her head
>she looks up at you, eyes wet from tears again, but they are happy tears
"user, I...I'm finally home!"

(2/2)

I-Im ready to die

Yay! Happy ending!

>implying Monika would want me to be in a straightjacket at worst or disowned at best

Thanks user.

>He isn't ready to support his doki's further education or career

And this is why I always keep a VGA cable with me where ever I take my computer.

It's late at night.
Your roomate has to early in the morning.

But your Doki wants to stay over!
Can they stay quiet enough and still enjoy your company?

>But soon, word spreads of a mysterious girl living with user.
>user is taken into custody, and the authorities a puzzled over who this mysterious Monika girl is. She claims to be user's GF, but she has no documentation at all!
>It's eventually decided that she's an illegal alien, and she's deported back to her home in Mexico. user is shoved into a jail cell for several years, and never hears from Monika again.
3/2

Glad you guys liked it, Monika deserves a good ending! Sorry it took so long for me to write that second part. I've got a fever and my mind's not been working too good.

fuck it's 5 am i should really sleep now but i don't wanna stop

>Monika deserves a good ending!
Dang right! At least you got around to it. Get well soon!

AEEEEEEEEYYYYYY STOP, YOU WILL NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME