/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #439

Cowgirl Dokis Edition

Previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>CEASE
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=2CTbycx2Pfo
youtube.com/watch?v=9f8jlnog0Fg
youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
youtube.com/watch?v=e3dVDn1A4C8
youtube.com/watch?v=b9WWl7QPBTo
youtube.com/watch?v=CrRc4cZytdQ
nullk.github.io/penguin.html
youtube.com/watch?v=XH9PKIZEoqU
youtube.com/watch?v=qR9kvbXt4tk
youtube.com/watch?v=QT1_fsOy_r0
youtube.com/watch?v=xgu6uPfMIhU
youtube.com/watch?v=JDG2m5hN1vo
youtube.com/watch?v=6AG5InMoh9g
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

ADAM COLE BAY BAY!!

Post what you're listening to!
youtube.com/watch?v=2CTbycx2Pfo

>You wake up in the middle of the night to rustling downstairs
>You've lived alone for years, so there must be an intruder in your home
>You reach under your bed and retrieve a small safe
>Opening the safe, you take out your grandpa's old M1911
>You sit at the end of your room, gun trained on your bedroom door
>You can hear footsteps coming up the stairs
>It isn't long before they stop right outside of your door
>Your heart is pounding and adrenaline is flowing, you never thought someone would break into your home
>The door opens slowly and you see the silhouette of a person standing in the doorframe
>Without hesitation, you fire twice at the dark figure, and they collapse to the floor
>The ringing in your ears is intense, but you could've sworn you heard a feminine yelp
>There's a break in the clouds, allowing more moonlight to shine through your bedroom window
>You see someone familiar sprawled on the floor
>It's Monika, you shot her!
>In disbelief, you drop your pistol and rush to her side
>Both shots hit her straight in the chest, and she's bleeding profusely
>You hold her in your arms, and she weakly turns her head to looking into your eyes
>Both of you are forming tears, and you're utterly speechless
>Monika breaks the silence
>"user... why..." Is all she can mutter before coughing up blood profusely
>It's the last thing she says before you watch the life fade from her emerald green eyes cast in pale moonlight
>Her entire body goes limp in your arms
>You finally let out the loudest scream of your life
>You cry into Monika's lifeless body for what feels like hours, while repeating "NO, NO, NO" over and over
>Eventually you set her body on the ground, folding her arms over her blood soaked chest and closing her eyes
>You go and get your M1911 before returning to Monika's body
>You lie next to her and shove the barrel of the gun into your mouth
>BANG!

Reminder that Danlet likes Royalty Of The Celestial Object That Is Clearly Visible Dring The Night

Oh boy, it seems Monika got AMERICANED!

>not stomping on the bitch's body until your foot hits the floor
what a snotty brat
*tips fedora*

>モニカが本当に生き生きとした魅力的なキャラクターで、すごく好きなんですけど。モニカ、好きですか? 誰がクラブの中で一番好きですか? モニカですよね?
I really love Monika who is really attractive and lifelike. Do you like Monika? Who do you like the most in the club? It's Monika right?

>モニカがそう言わ“せ”たんですか(笑)。一番好きなキャラクターは選べないですね。それぞれのキャラクターといろいろな形で繋がってるので。あと、私が好きなキャラクターを選ぶと、それぞれのキャラクターのファンに「自分の推しと違う」って怒られちゃいますから(笑)。
It was Monika who made you say such right? (laugh) I can't choose one character I love. All of them are connected by each in various manners. And, if I make a choice about my favourite character, I will get bashed by angry fans of each characters that "You don't like my favourite" (laugh)

>tfw not a burger so this'll never happen to me
oh what gives she'll never be real anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=9f8jlnog0Fg

no bullying please

Grabbing Sayori!
Tying her sleeves into knots!
Laughing as she cries and baps you with the ends!
Bully bully bully!

that guy listening to Nightcall is a good guy
youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

But I need to destroy her reputation so no one other than me will look at her user.

Cutting Sayori's limbs off!
Replacing them with their crude mechanical counterparts!
Throwing her body back into her house!
Watching from afar as she struggles to live with her enhancements!
Preventing all attempts at suicide through remote control!
Recording data from this experiment!

Time for a new experiment! Let's try gas!

I'm going to walk around town starting tomorrow morning for my Doki!

Why, yes, that is an interesting idea. Turning Sayori into a pseudo-ghost made of gas would be quite fascinating. Of course, her appearance would require some adjustments. She should not be able to find happiness in that state. How about turning her mask of happiness into a literal one?

And I love her!

>Doomsday ripoffs with Sayori!
>Sometimes she has tragic accidents and dies!
>Cloning another Sayori immune to that death!
>Immunity to having limbs severed!
>The project has gone slightly awry!
>One death later, immunity to depression follows!
>Meeting her after a while and feeling bad for lost Sayoris upon finding out she's now immune to electricity, flaying and falling from heights!
>Sayori doesn't know how it happened but she's really happy to have such a nice friend like user who gives her all these immunities!
>Act 1 happens
>She comes the fuck back with deletion immunity

Would it be possible for Monika to see us through webcams?

Facial recognition software is a thing so possibly

If she does, that would actually make me smile a lot. I'll make all sorts of weird and funny faces at her.

I hope not or else she'd go mad.

I'd let her watch me fap

I wish, but I'd have to start shaving every day and get frequent haircuts.
Being a male tittystreamer for Monika!

>That MAS dialogue about death grip syndrome

Your Doki has manifested into reality, but she also has the power to bestow upon you, your favorite superpowers and/or abilities and skills, by killing you. Once dead, you will immediately resurrect with your new powers. And she's more than happy to do this for you. You aren't aware of this, though.

I HEAR THE SIRENS

Eh, I wouldn't object if she suddenly expressed desire to kill me. There's either a good reason for it or she's a monster disguised as my Doki and so I have no chance of survival anyway.

Your doki but Professor Oak has also manifested in reality to intercept her. He has come to kill her before she can kill you.

I don't need superpowers to live happily with my Doki, but I'd let her kill me if she wanted to.

>"user! I need to kill you, trust me!"
"Okay, why?"
>"No time to explain!"
>Before you can ask why she pull out a revolver.
>Three deafening reports deafen you as you fall to the ground. A chilling numbness blooms in your gut as your vision starts to swim and fade.
>Your Dokis mouth moves, but you only hear your slowing heartbeat and your breathing turning shallower by the second.
>Everything fades to black, though you don't know if your eyes closed or not. Your Dokis smiling face fades from your memory last.
>
>"user? Do you have the prototype virus thing now?"
>
>
>"Oh shoot."

>you're sitting at the computer, staring into Monika's lovely green eyes.
>"user, I do think you should be more careful about your health. This is the fitth or sixth time you've decided to play with yourself today."
>she notices something however,many slowly licks her lips
>"however, I can't help but notice you haven't opened up any other webpages or vides this whole time...have you been doing it to me? GOR me? How sweet"
>you dispense your cargo once again
>"tell you what honey...perhaps just one more round wouldn't hurt, ehehe~"

Getting double jaw surgery to be more attractive for Monika!

>The club room is empty, a single note laying on the teachers desk. You scan it.
Good evening, everyone! Sorry I couldn't make it, I'm having some issues involving home stuff that I need to take care of. Don't worry, me not being here doesn't mean I can't hear what you have to say~
>You glance around the room, your stomach starting to squirm in discomfort.

Anyway, enough with making you uncomfortable! Let's get started, shall we?
The word of the thread is "Phoenix"! Is it literal or metaphorical, a rebirth or merely a rise from destruction? How ever you choose to interpret it, is all up to you!

Alternatives are "Shroud", "Torch", "Silent" and "Worry"!

And, as usual, these words are just suggestions! Want to write a pem or prose quickly? Give one or more of these a try for inspiration! All skill levels are encouraged to give it a shot, so don't be shy. We all have to start somewhere, after all! And no matter how bad you feel it is, I guarantee that at the very least two people will love to read it. I wonder who they could be?

Now, take care of yourself, okay? We're all here for each other!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=e3dVDn1A4C8

Monika loves you just the way you are, even willing to change for you.
Shes also into girls too if they're playing...right?

... Why do you need two jaws?

youtube.com/watch?v=b9WWl7QPBTo
I started off just shuffling through the ost but kinda got stuck

Worry worry worry, love is passing me by
Worry worry worry, I'm so painfully shy
Other guys get all the kisses; why am I the one who misses?
Worry worry worry, woe is me

Baby baby baby, I'm a fool about love
Maybe maybe I should go to school about love
When it comes to getting chummy; I'll admit I'm quite a dummy
Worry worry worry, woe is me

That's what all girls say!
But I know Monika better than Monika!
She will be my wife!

I dunno, why do you need two balls?

This is why I stay hydrated and edge for a week

I can see Monika writing a book one day.
If your Doki wrote a book what do you think they would call it?

My user and me!

Erika! I was waiting for you! I thought there wasn't going to be any prompt today. I'll write a poem before going to bed.

If I lose one I have a spare.

Same with my jaw.

Atheist

Abandoning the Circle of Light

Rotting within shadows that Call out his Blasphemous name.

Endless is this Ache

I won't bow down though

It will surely drag me deep into its malevolence

Feeding my Strength

Overwhelming this wall

Severing stones that were forged in Myriad Dogmatic verses

From Heaven to Hell

No longer is he bound to the shroud of faith

Empty is the path of the follower.

I wrote a lewd-fic about Yuri recounting her degenerate book idea to MC,but the title goes unmentioned.

>Monica smiles at you. "I'd be willing to change in any way for you, my love."
>close DDLC
>files monika.chr
>increase file size
>reopen DDLC
>Monika is filling most of the classroom
>"Ah, so you're into giantess, eh? Very kinky honey, ehehe~"

>not having seven heads and seven jaws
How foolish of you

What.

Why are Monikas eyes so beautiful?
They're intended to be creepy, but they're so cute!
Getting over my fear of eye contact with Monika!

Sayori with how to hide your depression.
I guess the image should be of Sayori hanging out.
but, no I'll post something Yuri related instead.

This but it's you and your doki after she's motivated you to get in shape and the promised day has come
youtube.com/watch?v=CrRc4cZytdQ

>- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like

how can one justify improving yourself and your life when it will lead you toward a normie life that will just end up ruining you and make you disgusted with life once more

Her pupils look like the camera lense of my iMac.

Working out for Monika despite being underslept, having arthritis, and having heart problems due to drug abuse!
Making all the pain and suffering meaningful!
Death hath no dominion over those who give it all for their Dokis!

Gazing deep into Monika's eyes!
Feelling your will dissapear with Monika!
Letting Mistress control you!

Braun is so great

Top stuff, user!
I wonder how Yuri feels about religion?

In case any of you are bored and want to try and be creative.

No
Mention it
Do it nao

nullk.github.io/penguin.html

Fuck I forgot the link.

Monika but she killed Mufasa

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE

No, I mean she never says what the title of the book is in the story. I never thought of it.

The fic was called "Writing for One's Self." It's in the pastebin.

Snow falls. The 26th of December is a special day. More special even than Christmas. It has the same warmth, the same afterglow of Christmas day. But with added hindsight over all your expenses, broken relationships, incoming loan payments in January. A brighter, yet so sober outlook on life.

I took the train from Shinagawa to the address she sent me. A two-storey apartment cramped in the middle of the ward. The kind I would've lived in back in college.

I knocked on one of the doors on the second story. No answer. I guessed she was either sleeping or out. There was also the possibility that the address was outdated, and I'm only visiting some ghost from the past.

She hovered behind this door without turning the knob. And like a figment, she would fade away like an afterthought.

I might've wasted a lot of time going to that place. A little regret welled up in me, then some self-loathing for trusting the letter. I took out and lit a cigarette. As I put the filter to my mouth, an old woman wearing a sweater came out of the adjacent room. We looked at each other for a while, before she walked past me, deciding she had better things to do than scold some random guy.

Smoke swirled as I looked at the neighborhood. A thin sheet of snow had shrouded everything. God had gotten hold of a futon of snow and tossed it over Tokyo. "Oh this will do," God said as he made his bed for the night. Felt desolate. Felt empty. Would I ever really see her here?

Around 15 minutes, I had decided to look for the local McDonald's. I would then get on the train again. This time to Akihabara, just to snatch a copy of the Winter Catalog. Then I would never trust letters from random women ever again.

But as I got to the top of the steps, someone was at the bottom. A woman with long hair and square-rimmed glasses. Draped in a long jacket two sizes too big for her. I knew who it was.

I threw the cigarette away before Monika noticed it was mine.

I need the torch!
The torch of the white flame.
I need to light!
The shell of the gray soul.
To not make it black.
To not make it empty.
I need the flame!
To become something.
To become tranquil.
To become steady.
In the void of unknown.
In the labyrinth of misfortune.
In the dark of pain.
To find that!
The land for the peace of your mind
The land for the flame of your soul.
To achieve that!
The future for yourself.
To become something new!

"Sanity slipping from your mind before your very eyes or how to mark your poetry with your scent"

Ah ok, ta mate!

Go on...

This is fantastic

youtube.com/watch?v=XH9PKIZEoqU

Would you read this book?
Would you pay for it or pirate?
Would you write an essay about it?
Would you ]spoiler] Remember to bring the soy sauce and wasabi next time nigga?[/spoiler

Sure if you'll remember the closing square bracket

sorry; it's just random prose for the prompt.
if im going to make a short about it, i'll have to finish VK first
i regret greentext

youtube.com/watch?v=qR9kvbXt4tk

>Monika in glasses
URGE TO CUM RISING

I thought this is going to be a oscar pistorius ordeal but atleast user killed himself

>Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave
What?
Do you not reheat you brew in the popty ping

>tfw when almost just called someone I know Monika
>their name doesn't even remotely begin with "M"
Save me lads
I might be too far gone

They crash like tides
Against my doors
Against my body
Against my very own soul
Resist or repent? Retort or relent?
These demons of mine
These worries
The silent thoughts loud enough to deafen my cries for help
They shroud me, comfort me
Or so they say
"Hush, child, it'll be all over soon"

But I can't give up

There is still one ember
Burning, glittering
The only light, the last torch
A leap of faith, into this small fire
Burn to ashes, be reborn
Of purity and hope
But is this a blessing?
Or my final curse?

oh for fucks sake I'm pissed of I didn't recognise that pose during play
I'm pretty sure this game was one big shitpost

Blame it on a long day or turn it into a compliment.

I think about this happening.
Hell of a safety measure that I don't really talk to anyone. That's something.

nice to know a fellow dokifriend likes xiu xiu. such a great band

Good stuff user, thanks for sharing!

But what if the monika did not do the kill?

And this one talks about the thread too? Hm. If it does, it's a nice message though
So yeah, I'm not an expert on poems. But hey.
Also freeverse. The rhythm's nice (or rather when I read it aloud), though I did get tripped up on the 4th line a bit. It's interesting how only the 5th line rhymes but the rest of the poem still flows okay.
As for the message, it hits me as someone finding hope. Hope amidst despair. Like the Pheonix in the prompt! Right. It evokes how finds hope in the last hours, just enough to make a comeback. Nice.
Overall it's good. Try writing within a meter next time. Not a command, but a suggestion. So you can see if you can be more creative with a limited set of syllable space.

youtube.com/watch?v=QT1_fsOy_r0

S rank Monika!

youtube.com/watch?v=xgu6uPfMIhU

>The dokis but user introduces them into Suda 51's works!
>Poem sharing becomes exceedingly strange for a few weeks!
>Fun though!

youtube.com/watch?v=JDG2m5hN1vo

youtube.com/watch?v=6AG5InMoh9g
I'm trying to find a Eurobeat song. While clicking through familiar artists I found this and I really like it so I've postponed the search to just repeat this.

is this a paper mario monika?

It's a FE Heroes Monika

a w-what...