/ss13g/ - spessmen on the spess station

Obviously not, have you seen some of the newfags we've been getting? I refuse to believe the panic bunker is so ineffective someone like Alex Willtree can get through it.

The server has just gone down the shitter and most people left. It is an eventuality of a host in absentia.

Was it on during winter break? I don't remember seeing huge numbers back then either

By "used to" I didn't mean one month ago. It's been a long and slow decline.

Can mommis upgrade anything other than their power cell?

the period in which we were getting 80 players regularly was an abnormality

Yeah, build yourself a jet pack and VTECH. Gotta go fast

I wasn't implying that it was the norm, just that it happened. I've been playing for two years now and this is the first the player count's been so low for so long, at least during times that I played.

>2562
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

>play game
>have unpleasant experience
>observer and shitpost in thread and deadchat
>have a pleasant experience

>I've been playing for two years now

>Character name is just their Ckey

>Ckey is their static name

>ss3d has $170

Good.
Lowpop bestpop. Highpop is shit.

What is the proper way to play Vox?

By playing a human

If youre crew, be a good bird and do your job

If youre a trader, theres several ways. The well known vox thief/swindler or the shady off station vox who deals out contraband for favors and money.

...

steal important things from the station and sell them back at a higher price like the bird jew you are

check out the trader wiki article

You're wasting your life away playing a game where you pretend to be a spaceman, you don't have any right to be mad about adaptable newfags.

Pretty much any Antagonist gamemode on Lowpop is shit though
Like that Vampire round where the Vamp farmed blood for 5 hours
Or that Metaclub round where the Traitor AI hung around killing latejoins for 2 or so hours because everyone that knew it was rogue had been killed
Lowpop Extended is fine though

Speaking of trader,
How hard would it be to break into the armory from the outside?

Not very. It also wouldn't be very hard to catch a ban for it, both for purposefully exposing a room people go into to space and for overly excessive graytiding.

Liquid latex when

People have been banned for nonantag raiding the armory just to steal guns before.

Boring, boring boring.
Perhaps its finally time to try out some Antag roles if thats the case.
I don't like the idea of the pressure behind it though.

>Potentially taking away all guns from Security during a round where it might otherwise be mandatory
>"Boring"
It's for a fucking reason.

>whining about not being able to be a nigger as a non-antag because it might actually kill people and fuck over the round
bak 2 hippie

I usually like IC consequences whenever possible but the issue is that it’s really not possible when some greyshitter hid the entire armory and the AI just popped delta. You just gotta dump the greyshirt somewhere and go kill dat AI; he doesn’t really get punished IC for it. (true story & he did get a tempban for it)

Is the visual thing fixed or do we still have to use retro byond?

I'm going to remove "spawn as borer" the novelty has worn off. Dionea is still on because it is basicly a respawn to do whatever. (I don't metagrudge so never have any problems).

So nuklear is head admin now?

Oh calm down.
Visual bug? Is that why I've been seeing occult shit instead of airlocks? Update related?

>wants to act as an antag
>but without being an antag
When will these people learn?

new sec job idea:
a non combatant with a few alt titles to chose from

Brig Physican
>heal officers and prisoners
>manage brig medbay
>hang out with the warden
>(essentially a loyalty implanted paramedic)

Auxillary Officer
>build shit in the brig
>gather supplies for the officers
>hang out with the warden
>(essentially a loyalty implanted mechanic)

Customs Officer
>greet new arrivals when they show up
>harass traders
>harass miners
>harass xenoarchs
>harass cargo?
>glory to arstotzka

What's the problemo

Praise

youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

to add
>different uniform
>doesn't get a taser
>sec headset
>sec hud

>the powergame security role
How about fuck off?

spires is pretty garbage, what did you fags see in it?

>don't get a gun
>don't make arrests
how about you fuck off

Sounds nice, but you know they will get swept up in the red tide. Also our security is supposed to part of the general crew, they don't need a combat medic or exclusive mechanic but a vice warden job might be cool

>security access
>doesn't have a gun
>won't make arrests
>"non-combatant"
>with security access
You're retarded.

can't properly reply to posts
perhaps you are the one who is retarded

>ignore content of the post in lew of calling out a mistake
take your garbage ideas to the discord.

Next time think out an idea properly before presenting it.

He isn't wrong though

Basically a bunch of vacant positions because there’s no great reason to play Sec with less than 25 people ready in the lobby
Not saying they’re bad ideas though

would be great during high pop

Not enough people play sec to begin with to justify even more roles at this point. If we had higher pops though, maybe?
Although I suppose it might sway people towards law enforcement in a sense.

>harass traders
fund it

Go anywhere but here you absolute wate of oxygen.

>customs officer
yes

that round was one of the most greytiding shit I have ever seen

all this autism

like tears in the rain

t. Tayachiya

that's like 0.2 on the tism scale

call me when they do that to the entire station

How can the shuttle have xenos onboard when it arrives?

It is docked at Centcomm when unused and then moves to the station if it is called.
So Centcomm was a Xeno Station

>"""improve""" the station

>events happen at exactly the wrong time
>miss out on fun

xenos were station bred

>the entire station
muh laws

uranium is deadly, therefore if you put it in areas people use it's interference

>waahhhh he shot and killed the clown for attacking him
>waaaahhhhh he gave me 20 minutes for breaking in to the brig multiple times
>waaahhhh he chopped my head off with an e-sword for being a criminal shitter
But did you ahelp? :^)

By the by you left me in the brig with my satchel on. It had an alien queen pokeball inside.

There's a way to make safe uranium floor tiles IIRC, a MoMMI showed me once but I can't remember what it is.

Diamond is expensive, therefore the station has been improved.

Checkmate atheist.

Don't reveal our MoMMI secrets

Fuck off shitter sec vox

I actually upgraded all the equipment in medbay with the RPE.

>shitter sec
I sleep

>doors removed

giving idiots access to a room full of uranium is implicit interference

What is the real shit tier?

>didn’t ahelp what he felt was a rules violation
I am not that vox.

>person ahelps shitcurity
REAL SHIT???

I am not

Literally no one ahelped anything
Admins did not bwoink me
I followed space law to the letter, fuck people for thinking they can do anything they want when they join chap's shitty religion

I'd play customs officer in a heart beat if all stations had an option to lock off arrivals like packed does.

>when a trader gets pissy that they're not allowed on station when they brought nothing to trade in their shuttle.

graphical issue still not fixed, downgraded byond version still required

coders pls

Will I get into trouble if I upload videos of men fucking dinosaurs to the library?

>takes esword and uses it
>"I followed space law to the letter"

As long as you tell the HoS/Warden what’s going on with said items & whether there’s remaining TCs it’s gucci

Someone leaked the current election threads so I'll just leave this here, as it was the initial reaction to the election.

can someone translate?

Captain literally said "do whatever you want with his toys"
So I took the e-sword

>Pain says he wants an election to find his replacement as headmin
>First three nominations are:
>Himself
>Nobody
>The other current headmin

>people giving their money to a closed source remake that they only have some pretty videos from

Shows how retarded people are with their money desu

what happened to goldsteel's thread