/vn/ - Bottle-Blonde Goddess Edition

LOLIS

Die monster!

PEAK PERFORMANCE

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>am i kawaii? ~uguu

Mitcher is too good.
First real waifu for me.

What's a good VN with age progression?

cute girls, comfy ost, good art and terrible plot
Umi and Nagisa have good routes. Riho has a terrible one and Sango and Shirori have mediocre ones
Umi's route is more SoL, so if you like the drama so typical in moeges you'll probably not like it
Yuuhi is really good, but she's only in the fandisc so we'll never get pic related

Antimitcherfags BTFO

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You may not like it, but this is what peak childhood friend performance looks like.

>mods deleted the actual on-time thread and kept the 50-posts early thread.
Great job.

Agreed.

I'm surprised they thought a Rance themed thread was acceptable, considering there is a general for that already.

stay mad

>ntrfags are posting thinking they're infuriating the mitcherfags
>mitcherfags are posting thinking they're infuriating the ntrfags
wew

My wife Ayana is amazing!

can i break her heart?

How are you not banned for avatarfagging yet??

>make a thread containing rance and grand strategy general
>think that this is somehow on-topic for a /vn/ thread

That's a dude

Well, my first impression was "What the fuck a I doing, what do all these symbols mean?" because the game has no tutorial. It's not that hard so I winged it for a while, but then I thought to check gamefaqs and there's a guide there so it's all good now. It was really annoying not knowing which troops are strong against which until you are in the pre-battle map where a little red symbol lets you know.

My second impression was "Abe no Seimei's voice and thighs make my dick diamonds"

you have great taste.
Black or blonde?

There are at least four people that post Mitcher. I post pics very seldomly. That doesn't warrant avataring. Now let's talk about VNs. What's your favorite VN of recent?

>doesn't have a dick
100% female my pham

If that's what you want to do

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Believe me, I don't mind mitcher. I liked her route in the first game and didn't like how they did away with half her personality in the second.

But all you're really doing is shitting up the thread honestly. Same thing with the constant maya-ntr posting and loliposters.

I'll grant that. Might as well have an image of purgegaymers at that point.

Both are great. I'd have to say blonde because that's what she seems to prefer.

i would love to do that

Couldn't have worded it better

Rimi.

>My second impression was "Abe no Seimei's voice and thighs make my dick diamonds"
Kansai dialect have that effect on you

>unavoidable rape
Yikes.

Wait, why the other thread was deleted?

That's a supermarket chain

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Don't know and frankly don't care
Thread wars are autistic as shit

yeah but all 3 of the girls that get raped have good rape scenes, so you should still check it out.

Do your cards, /vn/.

What did he mean by this?

>wake up
>see this
What do

we need more games in which we cuck childhood friend for a better girl

I already did them.

This

Question why I am outside.

good user

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Mitcher is objectively speaking the most polarising VN waifu of all time

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Not really. The anti-Mitcher posters are either anti-waifu in general or just ntr meme loving retards.

>losing to a literal retard
How are all the grisaia girls so incompetent? Even his sister doesn't manage to lose her virginity until the very end of the game while the juice goes around the island banging everything that moves, what a cuck.

I don't hate Mitcher I just loathe the amount of shitposting and avatarfagging her fans are guilty of

T-these ears...

>The anti-Mitcher posters / ntr meme retards
There isn't such a thing. Micher is a pretty average character but if you spam it everyday in this thread then it's normal that some anons will start to hate her.
And yes, ntr is a good genre, normiefaq.

t. ntr meme retard

Lucia is a miracle of the universe.

t. butthurt mitcherfag who ran out of arguments

>He doesn't like that genre so whoever like it is a retard.

>whoever like it
ESL

Worst girl worst route.

retard

>And yes, ntr is a good genre
For subhumans

Just imagine, Mitcher wouldn't have got the NTR treatment if these threadly posters would just die off.

Name a more relatable vn protagonist

which is why its perfect for mitcherfags

Michaefag got btf.

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>Michaefag got btf.
Are you drunk?

>Mitcher
Autistic
Dumb
Annoying
No one likes her
Plastered with make up, dyes her hair
>litetally every other fruit
Decent choice as a waifu

Yes, and...?

>michaefag
Michael?

>Michaefag

>His fingers can't be tired after fapping for hours with Blade Haruka....

Chronic masturbation is bad for you user

Mitcher was essential to half of the jokes in Grisaia and she knowingly participated in it. She is the bread and butter of Grisaia. Amane is a boring slut and easily the worst fruit.

Yumiko is the boring one.

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I keep hearing people say it's bad for me but if I'm reading through ImoPara 2 how can they not expect me to jerk it at least once a day

Musumaker when?

But at least she wasn't a slut.

No she wasn't essential she existed on the margin of the story and no one cares about her the rich bitch with the abusive dad was the most important protagonist

>Chronic masturbation is bad...
U' gay or something?

It is
It desentisizes you both mentally and physically and it fucks with your hormone levels

Disregard their opinion. Sometimes, my boner lasts until the following day and I still have to take work breaks just to fap a quickie.

>Amane is a boring slut and easily the worst fruit.
I'm only early into it but I like Amane. What's wrong with her?

Apparently Monobeno is on Steam, how the fuck does that work?
How do you re-arrange it in such a way that it's not obvious lolicon?

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Are you calling us (99%) retards? A-arigato!?

How about we not make the next thread 50 posts ahead of time from now on?

She's boring. She's a slut.

Monobeno is a plotge that makes use of Japanese folklore with the added benefit of having a fuckton of sex scenes. They ended up releasing a port of the all-ages Vita version to avoid them.