Dane Pain Train Edition
>FAQs and General Info
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>Total War Three Kingdoms Info
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>Warhammer 2 Info
Tomb Kings DLC Released
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>Thrones of Britannia Info
***Release Date April 19th, 2018***
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Old Thread
first for bringing neferata's head
good songs from total war other to listen to whilst painting
currently listening to youtu.be
>thread gets colonised by anglos
>danes immediately invade
WOAH
G O B L I N S
Polite reminder that /twg/ is an anti-Anglo general
Welcome all
>Irish
>Scots
>Welsh
>Danes
>Normans
Guys it's fucking gorgeous. I'm crying....
HISTORY ON SUICIDE WATCH
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any oldfags have the "/twg/ getting ready to hit the club" pic?
ESTALIANO
hisfags making early threads so the op wont be WH related. they're scared shitless by fantasyfags
>welsh
>not romanians
wew lad WE TRVE ROMANS
based
Historybros in
Fantasyfriends welcome
Chinksects OUT
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stop shilling.
t. /twg/
Damn, he sounds like a faggot. Is he british?
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Nice job CA
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this mod simply enables the values ca forgot to turn on/add for tomb kings blood and gore content.
with this on your tomb kings skeletons will lose arms, be blown in two/cut in half and lose their heads.
without this mod your tomb kings can never lose any bodyparts/bones, even when hit by cannons/crushed by monsters.
New history info is out, why do you think fantasy deserves anything at the moment? Cry more
chinks predate fantasyfags in these generals by years
from right to left
>tries really hard to fit in, mum bought all his stuff
>has keen interest in history due to excessive studying of lessons, has already majored in history but came back to teach his classmaters
>average /twg/ browser, spent so much on his helmet he couldn't even buy a broom handle
>is just here for the chicks
High Elves.
Valor.
Dignity.
Grace.
Divinity.
These are just some of the words to describe the High Elf with. But the one that strikes me as most accurate: Perfection.
Arch is as British as Superdry is Japanese
goblins poster
the best poster
Elves can fly!
I rest my case with this textbook example of "proving him right"
>usurpers
history vs fantasoy
Dunno, but I really like their music and aesthetic and general design.
Eastern Turk on the left
Western Turk on the right
Medieval 2 - Empire/NP
>fields full of grass and lush vegetation
Rome 2 onwards
>empty fields, without any detail with patches of grass and vegetation here and there, looking like plastic once it starts to rain
What happened?
Who?
>historical pic
FANTASOYS BTFO
This is the ideal Bretonnian knight. You may not like it, but this is what peak chivalry looks like.
based
>GW hiring process
>dont draw/write anything of graphical violence
>see official art
>full of depictions of graphical violence
???
I think this started with shogun 2
god he sounds like such a fucking queer
>historical
What's historical about Norscan raiders :^)
nth for
LOVE
L
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V
E
With fantasy now being the most successful TW ever and practically saving CA from bankruptcy.
Mythology Total War when?
dubs for the golden age of Fantasy
I wish, but it's going to be Game of Thrones instead
pls no
Can somebody explain the whole government/senate thing in Rome 2 to this brainlet please?
I dont even know what I'm supposed to care for there with the seats and factions n all.
Also, I took three provinces. Why do two provinces belong to the other houses in rome, with only the central province around rome belonging to my house?
>using the internet
>using polite reminders
You have a lot to thank us bongs for
For how long do you think you'll go average bretonnia poster?
>don’t write/draw anything of graphical violence
What?
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they dont want you to write or draw anything violent when applying for a creative job.
>see this
>wanna play Bretonnia
>remember the limited roster
>see this
>wanna watch rape porn
>remember black people
they want you to draw a SM vs an Ork, but keep it pg13 so it could be used anywehre
Idk bro. They completely changed the politics with the new dlc
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What's that in the background?
>wanting a roster beyond peasants and knights
wew lad
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KHALIDA I TOLD YOU IT WOULD COME TO THIS the lizardmen are taking over
BRING ME YOUR HEART NEFERATA
Bretonnian peasants have to be one of my favorite low-tier units in any warhammer faction
They are just great meatshields, if supported can get a hundred kills easy, and just look "great"
What's not to love
aside from their smell
Bretonnia is just a med 2 roster+damsel and pegasus
Bascially all they wanna do is get drunk on wine and rape women.
Perfect soldiers really
>3 Kroqs
IT'S GREAT PLAN TIME
HISTORICAL RATS OF THE BRITISH ISLES
>old scar
>perfectly aligns with cut on helmet
So is that just his "lucky" helmet or is the artist an idiot?
This courage, this chivalry, this flawless will to stand up for what's right...
>arch soyhammer making fun of lusty's outfit
do that mean they are the fantasy equivalent to the 40k guardsmen ?
Such a happy chappy
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Grail Knights are the closest thing to SM so probably
Might I offer you a helping hand in this trying time?
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Works for all bret factions.
If you're part of the 1% elite is life better in Bretonnia or in the Empire? Say, you're some untouchable feudal lord/aristocrat or a grail knight/revered military commander, what'd be more baller?
>grail knight closest thing to space marine
THIS DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT
sushi roll
jesus christ he sounds like a fag and try hard total biscuit who's already quite high on the fag scale.
Also
>that drawing
Is that how he sees himself? A buff, bearded, scholar/wizard/warrior marysue?
And I thought he was in insider or something, but he's just some fag complaining about the map for 12 minutes while speculating about things he doesnt know. Why is this even posted? Its trash
ARABY WHEN ?
I WANT QT BELLY DANCERS GIRLS
>Bretonnian lord
>still under the influence of "muh honor" and knighthood is amongst royalty
>Empire lord
>throw parties and fuck bitches because you're not in the army
rollin
When you see that you're going to lose campaign do you quit or continue until last battle?
>made up units not in the TT
no thank you
The Empire has no need for SM entities because they don’t have clusterfuck administration and huge territory like Imperium
If I lose my LL and I think I'm going to lose the game in a few turns I just stop.
but franz is a space marine
That’s Valten
or Luthor Huss
Aren't Bretonnian lords also closet degenerates? Plus you'd probably get caught up in a cult of Slaneesh if you want to be a partying lord of the empire.
>thwones of bwitanica
why do you think its old, also why buy a new helm if its just a scrape
note how the peasant to his right has a massive eye prior to inspection
The Empire can call when they also have beefed up superhumans.
>Let's talk about commiting suicide to join the church of scientology
>One fucking guy "sieges" my settlement and stops all recruitment and production within it
Why is this still a thing!?
LETS DO THIS
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>Vortex
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>Attack the guy
>Get this
Wow, you sure are brave Teclis.
Here is a you.
So did the TK patch fuck the performance or something? I'm playing on a 1080ti with an i7-8700k and i get drops down to 40 fps in two fullstack battles at 1080p. With SSAO off I gain almost 40fps. How the fuck can this game run this bad on that kind of hardware? I run PUBG which is an unoptimized piece of shit at 100-120 fps.
rollan'