/srg/ - speedrunning general

this doesn't even factor in joystick accelleration.

there are literally millions of possible positions on a 3d stick, but only 8 possible positions on a d-pad. 2d games are a joke lmao

except 2d games are much lower than 2/3 the skill, because 3d games have significantly more than 1/3rd increased complexity in their possibility window. 3d games are actually exponentially more complex.

i always thought it was stupid that people here tried to split up dimensions into perfectly equal thirds. that's not how it works.

think of it like this:

10,000 = 3d
100 = 2d
10 = 1d.

>millions
N64 has 256*256 joystick positions, so its safe to say bing bing wahoo runners are at least 512 times more skilled than say super metroid runners who only have to worry about 8 directions.

soooooooo is this how you guys always are or do you just pretend to be retarded?

not an argument

since 2015 im afraid

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>meanwhile

is this supposed to be a complex series of inputs
like get a fighting game or dmc footage or something

>dmc
>complex
o man i am laffin

>unironically falling for the apm meme
you probably think stepmania and guitar hero are complex too right?

t. manbaby nuthugging a children's game

>dmc really speaks to the blood of my fallen soul, man.

>stepmania isn't complex
Are you gay or have you just not played the game?

>HMC100 isn't a complex series of inputs
oh good, so you should be able to tie a top time without 300 hours of practice then. best hop to it.

>300
3000*

lmfao

what part of dmc3 is edgy? it has blood but if you think that's edgy just wait until you learn there's a skeleton inside of you

>what part of dmc3 is edgy?
None, that's why I'm mocking the turbo faggot who thinks it isn't for children.

>DMC isn't complex
oh good, so you should be able to win a style tournament without 300 hours of practice then. best hop to it.

>style tournament

>IL strats
OH NO NO NO

What strats does HMC100 do in an IL that it doesn't do in RTA?

LMAO JESUS CHRIST

none, these people have no idea what they're saying and it shows.

only someone as stupid as pvt would think DMC is an impressive game lmao.

so you can't answer. embarrassing.

>don't know shit about the game
>expect me to spoonfeed you
just ask r/speedrun, friend :)

>don't know shit about the game
this is true, you don't.

>>don't know shit about the game
>this is true
i'm glad you finally admit you're clueless, you can leave

>dmc is for children
nigga what

HMC100+reds (the star being demonstrated in the webm) is the same in an IL as it is in RTA. How did you not know this? The webm posted is literally a demonstration of the eye late RTA route lmao.

It is a grimdark game for children (and manchildren) who think M rated games make them more grown up.

>HMC100+reds (the star being demonstrated in the webm) is the same in an IL as it is in RTA
soooooooooooooooo are you still pretending to be retarded?

>m games are for children
it's like you don't know why the ESRB was created
i bet you're a tranny too jesus christ

>thinking anyone cares about ESRB in reality
Children are a huge portion of the M rated game demographic. The only children who don't play M rated games are sheltered kids who aren't allowed to leave their houses or have friends. I guess it makes perfect sense that someone who thinks M rated games actually make them more mature would think this.

>Children are a huge portion of the M rated game demographic
children can't even buy M rated games
are you okay

pastebin.com/Q8caau0e

twitter.com/Piticarus/status/959271506684542976

>he thinks parents won't buy M rated games for their kids
Again, you have to be a sheltered bitch baby to not have owned M rated games as a child. Clearly you are one.

do you seriously and unironically think that a large majority of sales are from parents buying m rated games for their kids
because that directly goes against why the ESRB system was created in the first place and would cause it to be ended

>a large majority of sales
A significant portion, not a large majority, dumb fuck. Just like how a significant portion of games rated "Everyone" are from adults buying it for themselves.

Almost nobody gives a fuck about ESRB outside of fat bible thumping moms.

the rating could make the kids want the game more
and because it's m rated the game can cost more
sounds like the system is working as designed

>would cause it to be ended
lmao. holy fuck this is embarrassingly out of touch with reality.

you weren't allowed to watch R rated movies as a kid either, were you?

>A significant portion, not a large majority,
same shit, especially since you said "large portion" two posts ago

>Just like how a significant portion of games rated "Everyone" are from adults buying it for themselves.
this does not contradict the rating system at all, try again

>Almost nobody gives a fuck about ESRB
are you really this new? do you know why it was created? or are you just gay?

the M stamp on the front is literally a marketing tool so kids want the game
lmao they can just go to any mom and pop game store or anywhere that isn't gamestop, order online, or get their parents or an older friend to buy it. I can't believe you never did this. you sound like that ugly nerd kid who never tasted beer before 21.

>you weren't allowed to watch R rated movies as a kid either, were you?
Why wouldn't anyone be able to see pirate movies as a kid? You really need to get out more because it's apparent you have no idea how the ratings system works.

>same shit
no, not the same shit you turbo mongoloid
>"large portion"
which is synonymous to "significant portion"
>do you know why it was created?
fat, angry, retarded bible thumping moms. the same people who got pokemon got banned from church.

>lmao they can just go to any mom and pop game store
What irrelevant shithole do you live in? Please keep in mind that no place besides america matters. Don't post here again.

>no, not the same shit but it is synonymous
you MUST be 18 or older to post on this web-sight

>fat, angry, retarded bible thumping moms.
the movement was started and continued by a guy you newfag

>no, not the same shit but it is synonymous
>a large portion is the same thing as a large majority

have you ever been to a store that isn't gamestop or walmart? the ones that smell like cat piss and have tons of shitty used sports games. the stoner working there doesn't care how old you are and the point of sale machine doesn't care either unlike those places. it's the same way you can sometimes get games before street date

>the ones that smell like cat piss and have tons of shitty used sports game
I told you not to post here if you're from a shithole. Why are you still posting?

>a large portion is the same thing as a large majority
how fat are you to think this isn't the case
do you go to grommr?

why does wooferzfg think narco is going to fuck him? twitter.com/wooferzfg/status/959492382428409856

I've lived in 3 states in the US my whole life, these places are everywhere near college towns and they're all the same dude. go outside sometime.

>I totally lived in these three unnamed states I promise!!!!
I told you to stop posting.

Stop taking the bait. Nobody wants to have honest conversations here.

If you want to argue with the dude, just argue that america is a shithole, not that the games stores are in the US

It's more fun for the people watching that way

>argue that america is a shithole
nobody who matters unironically believes this

see what I mean? it's also something very very easy to argue about

What?

what's what about that post?

twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/959552749015896064

kill all trannys

except croni

except croni

none shall be spared, society will be a lot better without trannys

with the exception of Cronikeys

>that guy who scours woofer's twitter for something he doesnt like and posts it in the thread once a day

What's his story?

Croni will be spared

why would you do that to croni

fuck off wooferzfg

its woofer himself

protomagicalgirl: chat's moving slow enough that most of you will notice that i'm gay and love both of my girlfriends a lot

Confirmed list of people who ctrl+f their names on /srg/:
witwix
authorblues
crystalbeauty
jackafur
hexade
missy
glenn
almolicious
yashi
stivitybobo
iateyourpie
beneziaa
carcinogen
naegleria
adam_ak
goronguy
dancingscarecrow
rachell47
andy
minion
hippie
cyghfer
dugongue
wallyaldo
cyberdemon531
seckswrecks
bertin
puncayshun
blubbler
meows
nosraef
grav
cosmo
cfb
cheese
wooferzfg

cheese doesnt come to serg

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This is an exact example of why things like the hate list go to complete shit. They are run by utter twats.

fine I will remove him next time I post it. all of the others have been confirmed through tripcodes, screenshots, streams, and chats

donkeykongforum.com/index.php?topic=2055

venturebeat.com/2018/02/02/donkey-kong-world-record-analysis-claims-king-of-kong-star-billy-mitchell-lied/

is anyone still sacred?

finally justice for that guy in king of kong

This is speedrunning general, not high score general

>wq unironically thinks he's getting the most subs of any speedrun youtuber
next level delusion.

woofer is the one who does it. it's like how the guy who posts all the monkeys is squid.

>the obsessed freak backpedaling this hard

ok squid

ok ion

ok yaru

What?

why do you keep randomly mentioning squid?

you're fucking stupid, arent you?