/ss13g/ - The King of spessmen on the spess station XVIII Part Three Electric Boogaloo '98

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>A drunk, retarded warden tries to save the station from the singularity by sacrificing himself, and it works.
>Goldsteel and Zealotron are deadminned, thank god.
>People who play security are shit, who knew?

>What is Space Station 13?
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>New player guide
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>BYOND client
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>Public server list
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>How do I connect to the servers?
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>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
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>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
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>Cryo Autism
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First for death to Security

Second for GAS SECURITY GLORY TO THE GREY TIDE

Zealotron isn't deadminned

It doesn't, use charcoal, it clears 450u with only 5u, doesn't puke itself up, and clears itself on completion so you can get back to treating hima

We had hope for all of half a minute then metacommbones was readminned. You can see him on the list with his flags still

It does work still
PJB reverted it 14 days ago
See github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm#L63

So when is it going to get re-removed now that charcoal is buffed?

I don't know if it's guaranteed that it will

It should be

>zealo dead
fake news

I'd prefer it if the functionality still existed, but was moved to some other chem that isn't directly dispensed by chem dispensers, so it requires some time or effort.

>time or effort
By powergaming science you can get unlimited amounts of all materials within 10 minutes.

Well not technically unlimited, but you can directly convert the station's power into any solid material item.

I was banned by goldsteel before he was deadminned, unban me thanks bye.

Personally I don't think if you play like goldsteel does you actually care much for the state of the server

Is he back to being a garbage silicon?

He never left, and he was never a hot officer either.

I do care for the state of the server, i'm considering inviting friends to join, in so many years i haven't found something as entertaining to do in my free time as Space StationThirteen, even after being harrased by an abusive administrator i hope the best for this server, and since this is my last free month in the possibly years i would really like to see how is the server doing before leaving it to change with the times. I'm truly shaking in this moment my dear friend.

"The cartridge consists of a 210 grain (13.6 gram), steel-jacketed and explosive-tipped projectile embedded within a rectangular propellant block of Nitramine 50.[1]Although the propellant mass is small, it is highly efficient, generating muzzle velocities of 840 meters per second. The M309 is optimized for lethality against infantry wearing personal armor, with its factory pre-set impact fuse designed to explode after the round has penetrated armor to inflict maximum damage.[1]Consequently, the round is less effective against unarmored opponents, as it will often over penetrate soft targets without detonating, leaving the victim relatively unscathed and necessitating the use of multiple hits to score a kill."

Why the hell are they about as effective as 9mm and require specialised bullets for armor penetration? These guns should blow fucking chunks out of Xenos. Why do they get "deflected" when their purpose is to penetrate personal and then explode? The faggots running the show on that server are a bunch of fucking hacks. Also what makes an "ancient" xenos stronger? Last I looked at old people they tend to be weaker in just about every way.

so you applied for headmin even though you knew you wouldn't be available a month from now?

>2562
>walk into medbay
>*scream starts playing

Good analysis
Also
All the “Alien” lore beyond the first movie is dumb as fug from what I’ve seen

Got banned for not being in the goldsteel meta club.

It's sci-fi
Population varies between 20 marines and 140 marines
It's sci-fi
Larger animals don't care as much about simple penetration without fragmentation or tumbling among other bullety shit /k/ will tell you about
It's sci-fi
There's composites today that'd seem like black magic to old technology
It's sci-fi

tl;dr, go ask /k/

Yeah I know that, but the mongaloids in charge of that server focus entirely upon the Xenos side of things. Only digging up interesting weapons/ lore when it benefits them rather than the Marines.

>it's sci-fi
Also I don't care what /K/ says I'm going off aliens lore, and in most canon aliens shot by these rounds get shredded. Whilst "normal" rounds do fuck all.

I don't understand what you're getting at
Are you saying you want the guns to make the aliens go horizontal faster or something?

CM is a big ol fuggin meme of a server and runs on fanfiction logic. it's checkers with guns
generally speaking you have way way way more players wanting to be a snowflake faggot marine than alien so they've been given serious plot armor to compensate

those pulse rifles are a big amalgamation of 1980's meme features and probably wouldn't function half as well as they're described anyway but that's besides the point. they perform like shit for gameplay reasons, just like the shitty gearbox software game they were trying to "outdo"

>3 crushers, 2 boilers, smoke, smoke, smoke
>Weeeeeoooooooweeeeeeeeoooooooweeeeeooooo unscheduled dropship launch detected
>youtube.com/watch?v=BvnK-NKlgC8

>Also what makes an "ancient" xenos stronger?
-It's just a level-up mechanic, presumably to discourage rush and suicide tactics for the aliens. The stages could be called green, blue, yellow, red for all that matters.
-Flavorwise it fits with usual sci-fi/fantasy tropes of ancient venerable monsters usually being the strongest.

Fucking fuck the increased health, armor, and deflect chances. A squad of SDM's with crates of incin rounds would be hard pressed to deal with most of that shit let alone a bunch of jarheads in cardboard waving flashlights

xenos are nazbol
marines are nato larpers
this is canon

Some day I'll get my highpop XO meme run where we get the scout reports then go shove 160 marines with survival knives and shovels right through the xenos assholes in one contiguous harm intent super-human blob

I'll agree that marines could probably use some kind of progression mechanic. However their numbers get so high compared to the aliens it would be tricky to not break the game with it.

>when an admin accidentally the server

I blame the beach.

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I agree too but even when it's lowpop you'd think it'd kill someone's aunt scootaloo to get a stock, rifle scope, a bipod, and two incins out of them. Meanwhile boilers are sitting behind crushers smoke memeing and anyone trying to flank getting fucked hard without missing a step. Highpop gives the ayys plenty more tier 3's to destroy shit, meanwhile most of the marines lose their spec's, SL's, etc by 12:50 and then it's just a bunch of autistic retards with flashlights getting bullied before someone does you a favor and shoots you in the back to take away your pain.

what a fucking ride, was that extended or not

Worth it though

Did the eggburger have to save anyone from drowning?

HOL UP
*breaks ur windows*
SO YOU BE SAYING
*shoots you with xenoarch guns*
THAT WE WUZ SCIENTISTS AND SHIET
*drops cursed dice everywhere*

Is there a worse feeling than someone popping out of a locker or trash bin and hosing you?

I stopped playing a while ago and the changelog doesn't go back forever(or im stupid), did antag datums get created then? I see references to them around as if they did get created.

never ever

They're closer to being done than ever before. The structure is there now the antags have to be recoded.

Yes, every round is mixed now and the tensioner while rough is still pretty GOAT

Short answer: no
Long answer: it's a collaborative effort with many subsystems and several of those have been merged

Yes.
Popping out of the locker and failing the stun gun disarm. Thrice.

>Pop out a locker, roll 1d20 to disarm
>Roll a 3, burn your last two fate points but you reroll only a 2 and another 3
>Officer sighs, punches you twice breaking your nose, hoses you down with his pepperspray then resumes punching you until both your hands are broken
>Then he takes your backpack, Id and flushes you

>Go to vore to see how their engineering and shit is

Even the squirrels erping was less vomit inducing than this.

>go to paradise to see how it is
>ordered lasers as quartermaster and got inmediately arrested by two furry femsec

>switch systems and pull out the grappling rules
>switch systems again and pull out proboscis

>Mime attacks clown
>Knocks him down
>Cuffs him
>Straps him to chair
>Takes all his stuff
>Throws all his equipment in disposal
>Takes clown, goes to trash room
>Makes clown watch as he spaces literally all his equipment
>Then fucks off
>Isn't an antag.
Wew. Should I have ahelped that?

The MimeClown struggle is an eternal one.
For once the mime won.

>matte colored and visually busy = IT LOOK GOODER YEY
this needs to stop
cm needs to burn

Depends, if that was the entirety of the story, then yes probably.

Although I'd say most clowns are garbo and pull shitty grif gimmicks, so if I was a betting man I'd say he probably deserved it.

MORE GREY
WE NEED MORE GREY AND LESS DEFINITION

MoMMI tool upgrades when?

>change wrench to socket wrench, so they can actually fix and improve overpressurized pipes without having to steal from atmosia's limited supply
>added internal soldering iron, so they can fix fried airlock circuits, make new ones, and more
>added internal fuel can, to hold extra welding fuel for big jobs on-the-go without having to steal fuel tanks from around the station, and for holding sulphuric for the soldering iron
>added rapid cable layer, so they can actually perform moderate+ cable jobs in reasonable time, and without having to steal cable coils from around the station or make huge trips back to rechargers to replenish their tiny 50-coil internal supply over and over


Optional:
>T-ray scanner to p-ray scanner. Those extra few tiles radius help a lot!

This was roundstart. Like first thing the mime did. I think the clown even latejoined and got jumped on.

The clown took it like a champ, but I think he was new. He just walked around naked for half the round and tried to save an assistant who helped the mime. Then he went into pressurized areas with no EVA suit on and I think suffocated.

Yeah. It's blatant griefing.
I sincerely doubt that's all there is to it though. Anyone would have ahelped blatant grief if that happened and they didn't do shit for once

but did you ERP them?

If I were the clown, I'd get some weapon and fuck the Mime's shit up, simple as that. Fuck him to death with the end of a blunt toolbox, revive him, then fuck him some more. Fuck being some ahelping pussy. Only children call for their mommy.

I disconnected after, Veeky Forumsis truly the last good server.

When they get a law change so that their entire existence isn't in conflict with their laws.

Veeky Forums is the worst server of all of them.
inb4 completely original shitters that go >t. permabanned shitter as if you cannot get disgusted with a server enough to leave

Hard to say. Looking at the logs, the first instance from both the Mime and Clown speaking is the Clown going "Honk Honk what the fuck" and "Nooo help"

Well. It could've been IC since AI's aren't privy to chat. So I did nothing.

youtube.com/watch?v=MlbVgl-4pSw

Can some one format this song for the violin?

where do you play now?

Nowhere.

why stop playing the game just because the worst server was shit?

Because there aren't any servers better enough to play on them?

>mfw a bunch of Veeky Forums banned statics on bay

then why even come to this thread anymore

i really don't get bay

Can't I disrupt your little echobox of Pomf-cuddling some?

I mean I don't really mind I just don't get it

How is bay ?

s'alright

did 3D space station dude ever post a blog or any updates?

who

No, just raking in the dosh on patreon with his old videos

It's okay from my first round there.

patreon.com/ss3d

Fuck off with that scam shit

how's your remake going?

/k/ will tell you that it's real fucking hard to kill large animals without a direct CNS hit with a relatively large caliber weapon BECAUSE it simply does not penetrate. Among other bullety shit.

yeah he posted a blogpost about that big engiborg yesterday also answered a bunch of questions on discord and posted few new previews for models.

Soon all this shit is going to be yours to mess around, user. Beep need to figure pipeline before it open-source it (blender scripts for example) so even a brainlet spriter can shit a decent 3d spess.

injecting military shit didn't make it any more interesting

baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

...

the key to CM is just not taking casualties so you can deprive the xenos of ghosts for their larvae
powergaming CO strat
>1 squad scout
>2 squads hold the FoB
>1 squad not leave the Alameyer until the fog lifts
>have scientists make proxy grenades
>have engineers surround the FoB with the grenades
>all 4 squads minus engineers proceed slowly north of the river
if all done correctly there should be only a dozen or so xenos, so you can just steamroll them

also
>send an XO or SO down to command the FoB
>give him an escort of two MP
this will hopefully discourage marines from leaving out of boredom and getting themselves killed

I can see apop or that furweh guy banning you for this

I would take that ban with a smile

I hate the doors for some reason. Probably because of how squished they are.

>Leave station during deadpop and raid vaults
>Come back after 2 hours with gear from vaults and kill everyone
Why is this allowed.

first I wanted to xenoloose, but there were no xenos
then I wanted to monsterloose, but my uplink was permanently gone
only interesting stuff I found in space besides weapons were the superglue which i used to make 3 superglue'd bags of holding, but I think only 1 person picked them up

If it gets to the point the admins are busing in memes, you're past expiration.

Nothing you did is against the rules, but boy is it just dull.

eh i disagree, i think it's more indicative of whether you pissed off the admins desu