Last Thread: Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >A drunk, retarded warden tries to save the station from the singularity by sacrificing himself, and it works. >Goldsteel and Zealotron are deadminned, thank god. >People who play security are shit, who knew?
So when is it going to get re-removed now that charcoal is buffed?
Robert Perez
I don't know if it's guaranteed that it will
Isaiah Thompson
It should be
Christian Turner
>zealo dead fake news
Xavier Baker
I'd prefer it if the functionality still existed, but was moved to some other chem that isn't directly dispensed by chem dispensers, so it requires some time or effort.
Ayden Allen
>time or effort By powergaming science you can get unlimited amounts of all materials within 10 minutes.
Well not technically unlimited, but you can directly convert the station's power into any solid material item.
Brandon Harris
I was banned by goldsteel before he was deadminned, unban me thanks bye.
Jeremiah Thomas
Personally I don't think if you play like goldsteel does you actually care much for the state of the server
Brayden James
Is he back to being a garbage silicon?
Blake Morgan
He never left, and he was never a hot officer either.
Caleb Gomez
I do care for the state of the server, i'm considering inviting friends to join, in so many years i haven't found something as entertaining to do in my free time as Space StationThirteen, even after being harrased by an abusive administrator i hope the best for this server, and since this is my last free month in the possibly years i would really like to see how is the server doing before leaving it to change with the times. I'm truly shaking in this moment my dear friend.
Michael Hill
"The cartridge consists of a 210 grain (13.6 gram), steel-jacketed and explosive-tipped projectile embedded within a rectangular propellant block of Nitramine 50.[1]Although the propellant mass is small, it is highly efficient, generating muzzle velocities of 840 meters per second. The M309 is optimized for lethality against infantry wearing personal armor, with its factory pre-set impact fuse designed to explode after the round has penetrated armor to inflict maximum damage.[1]Consequently, the round is less effective against unarmored opponents, as it will often over penetrate soft targets without detonating, leaving the victim relatively unscathed and necessitating the use of multiple hits to score a kill."
Why the hell are they about as effective as 9mm and require specialised bullets for armor penetration? These guns should blow fucking chunks out of Xenos. Why do they get "deflected" when their purpose is to penetrate personal and then explode? The faggots running the show on that server are a bunch of fucking hacks. Also what makes an "ancient" xenos stronger? Last I looked at old people they tend to be weaker in just about every way.
Ian King
so you applied for headmin even though you knew you wouldn't be available a month from now?
Bentley Hughes
>2562 >walk into medbay >*scream starts playing
Jordan Morales
Good analysis Also All the “Alien” lore beyond the first movie is dumb as fug from what I’ve seen
Jason Allen
Got banned for not being in the goldsteel meta club.
Nathan Kelly
It's sci-fi Population varies between 20 marines and 140 marines It's sci-fi Larger animals don't care as much about simple penetration without fragmentation or tumbling among other bullety shit /k/ will tell you about It's sci-fi There's composites today that'd seem like black magic to old technology It's sci-fi
tl;dr, go ask /k/
Samuel Myers
Yeah I know that, but the mongaloids in charge of that server focus entirely upon the Xenos side of things. Only digging up interesting weapons/ lore when it benefits them rather than the Marines.
Blake Brooks
>it's sci-fi Also I don't care what /K/ says I'm going off aliens lore, and in most canon aliens shot by these rounds get shredded. Whilst "normal" rounds do fuck all.
Adrian Green
I don't understand what you're getting at Are you saying you want the guns to make the aliens go horizontal faster or something?
Benjamin Barnes
CM is a big ol fuggin meme of a server and runs on fanfiction logic. it's checkers with guns generally speaking you have way way way more players wanting to be a snowflake faggot marine than alien so they've been given serious plot armor to compensate
those pulse rifles are a big amalgamation of 1980's meme features and probably wouldn't function half as well as they're described anyway but that's besides the point. they perform like shit for gameplay reasons, just like the shitty gearbox software game they were trying to "outdo"
>Also what makes an "ancient" xenos stronger? -It's just a level-up mechanic, presumably to discourage rush and suicide tactics for the aliens. The stages could be called green, blue, yellow, red for all that matters. -Flavorwise it fits with usual sci-fi/fantasy tropes of ancient venerable monsters usually being the strongest.
Joshua Hernandez
Fucking fuck the increased health, armor, and deflect chances. A squad of SDM's with crates of incin rounds would be hard pressed to deal with most of that shit let alone a bunch of jarheads in cardboard waving flashlights
Xavier Smith
xenos are nazbol marines are nato larpers this is canon
Andrew Nguyen
Some day I'll get my highpop XO meme run where we get the scout reports then go shove 160 marines with survival knives and shovels right through the xenos assholes in one contiguous harm intent super-human blob
Elijah Morales
I'll agree that marines could probably use some kind of progression mechanic. However their numbers get so high compared to the aliens it would be tricky to not break the game with it.
Carson Sullivan
>when an admin accidentally the server
Xavier Jenkins
I blame the beach.
Oliver Thompson
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I agree too but even when it's lowpop you'd think it'd kill someone's aunt scootaloo to get a stock, rifle scope, a bipod, and two incins out of them. Meanwhile boilers are sitting behind crushers smoke memeing and anyone trying to flank getting fucked hard without missing a step. Highpop gives the ayys plenty more tier 3's to destroy shit, meanwhile most of the marines lose their spec's, SL's, etc by 12:50 and then it's just a bunch of autistic retards with flashlights getting bullied before someone does you a favor and shoots you in the back to take away your pain.
Christian Sanders
what a fucking ride, was that extended or not
Tyler Howard
Worth it though
Levi Ortiz
Did the eggburger have to save anyone from drowning?
Thomas Brooks
HOL UP *breaks ur windows* SO YOU BE SAYING *shoots you with xenoarch guns* THAT WE WUZ SCIENTISTS AND SHIET *drops cursed dice everywhere*
Ryder Turner
Is there a worse feeling than someone popping out of a locker or trash bin and hosing you?
Jaxson Green
I stopped playing a while ago and the changelog doesn't go back forever(or im stupid), did antag datums get created then? I see references to them around as if they did get created.
Levi Jenkins
never ever
Samuel Rogers
They're closer to being done than ever before. The structure is there now the antags have to be recoded.
Kevin Adams
Yes, every round is mixed now and the tensioner while rough is still pretty GOAT
Adrian Harris
Short answer: no Long answer: it's a collaborative effort with many subsystems and several of those have been merged
Dominic Watson
Yes. Popping out of the locker and failing the stun gun disarm. Thrice.
Luis Hill
>Pop out a locker, roll 1d20 to disarm >Roll a 3, burn your last two fate points but you reroll only a 2 and another 3 >Officer sighs, punches you twice breaking your nose, hoses you down with his pepperspray then resumes punching you until both your hands are broken >Then he takes your backpack, Id and flushes you
Joseph Morales
>Go to vore to see how their engineering and shit is
Even the squirrels erping was less vomit inducing than this.
Isaiah Ross
>go to paradise to see how it is >ordered lasers as quartermaster and got inmediately arrested by two furry femsec
Jack Flores
>switch systems and pull out the grappling rules >switch systems again and pull out proboscis
Dominic Sanders
>Mime attacks clown >Knocks him down >Cuffs him >Straps him to chair >Takes all his stuff >Throws all his equipment in disposal >Takes clown, goes to trash room >Makes clown watch as he spaces literally all his equipment >Then fucks off >Isn't an antag. Wew. Should I have ahelped that?
Noah Kelly
The MimeClown struggle is an eternal one. For once the mime won.
Blake Young
>matte colored and visually busy = IT LOOK GOODER YEY this needs to stop cm needs to burn
Julian Morgan
Depends, if that was the entirety of the story, then yes probably.
Although I'd say most clowns are garbo and pull shitty grif gimmicks, so if I was a betting man I'd say he probably deserved it.
Anthony Ward
MORE GREY WE NEED MORE GREY AND LESS DEFINITION
Luis Lopez
MoMMI tool upgrades when?
>change wrench to socket wrench, so they can actually fix and improve overpressurized pipes without having to steal from atmosia's limited supply >added internal soldering iron, so they can fix fried airlock circuits, make new ones, and more >added internal fuel can, to hold extra welding fuel for big jobs on-the-go without having to steal fuel tanks from around the station, and for holding sulphuric for the soldering iron >added rapid cable layer, so they can actually perform moderate+ cable jobs in reasonable time, and without having to steal cable coils from around the station or make huge trips back to rechargers to replenish their tiny 50-coil internal supply over and over
Optional: >T-ray scanner to p-ray scanner. Those extra few tiles radius help a lot!
Nathaniel Fisher
This was roundstart. Like first thing the mime did. I think the clown even latejoined and got jumped on.
The clown took it like a champ, but I think he was new. He just walked around naked for half the round and tried to save an assistant who helped the mime. Then he went into pressurized areas with no EVA suit on and I think suffocated.
Zachary Carter
Yeah. It's blatant griefing. I sincerely doubt that's all there is to it though. Anyone would have ahelped blatant grief if that happened and they didn't do shit for once
Adam Barnes
but did you ERP them?
Joseph Mitchell
If I were the clown, I'd get some weapon and fuck the Mime's shit up, simple as that. Fuck him to death with the end of a blunt toolbox, revive him, then fuck him some more. Fuck being some ahelping pussy. Only children call for their mommy.
Daniel Moore
I disconnected after, Veeky Forumsis truly the last good server.
Easton Myers
When they get a law change so that their entire existence isn't in conflict with their laws.
Evan Hall
Veeky Forums is the worst server of all of them. inb4 completely original shitters that go >t. permabanned shitter as if you cannot get disgusted with a server enough to leave
Nathaniel Wilson
Hard to say. Looking at the logs, the first instance from both the Mime and Clown speaking is the Clown going "Honk Honk what the fuck" and "Nooo help"
Well. It could've been IC since AI's aren't privy to chat. So I did nothing.
/k/ will tell you that it's real fucking hard to kill large animals without a direct CNS hit with a relatively large caliber weapon BECAUSE it simply does not penetrate. Among other bullety shit.
Levi Sanchez
yeah he posted a blogpost about that big engiborg yesterday also answered a bunch of questions on discord and posted few new previews for models.
Jonathan Howard
Soon all this shit is going to be yours to mess around, user. Beep need to figure pipeline before it open-source it (blender scripts for example) so even a brainlet spriter can shit a decent 3d spess.
Ethan Morris
injecting military shit didn't make it any more interesting
Easton Gomez
baby's day out mode when
>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart >captain has to secure him >anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him >baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers >babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief >baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods) >four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle >if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins >if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins >if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
Levi Williams
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Nathan Gomez
the key to CM is just not taking casualties so you can deprive the xenos of ghosts for their larvae powergaming CO strat >1 squad scout >2 squads hold the FoB >1 squad not leave the Alameyer until the fog lifts >have scientists make proxy grenades >have engineers surround the FoB with the grenades >all 4 squads minus engineers proceed slowly north of the river if all done correctly there should be only a dozen or so xenos, so you can just steamroll them
Bentley Baker
also >send an XO or SO down to command the FoB >give him an escort of two MP this will hopefully discourage marines from leaving out of boredom and getting themselves killed
Alexander Perry
I can see apop or that furweh guy banning you for this
Jace Gomez
I would take that ban with a smile
James Sullivan
I hate the doors for some reason. Probably because of how squished they are.
Blake Gomez
>Leave station during deadpop and raid vaults >Come back after 2 hours with gear from vaults and kill everyone Why is this allowed.
David Morgan
first I wanted to xenoloose, but there were no xenos then I wanted to monsterloose, but my uplink was permanently gone only interesting stuff I found in space besides weapons were the superglue which i used to make 3 superglue'd bags of holding, but I think only 1 person picked them up
Luis Ward
If it gets to the point the admins are busing in memes, you're past expiration.
Nothing you did is against the rules, but boy is it just dull.
Adam Myers
eh i disagree, i think it's more indicative of whether you pissed off the admins desu