/twg/ - Total War General

rat puns Edition

Thrones of Britannia Info, Release April 19:
youtube.com/watch?v=fncKdOg2mbk
totalwar.com/blog/britannia-release-date-system-requirements
totalwar.com/blog/thrones-of-britannia-narrative
youtube.com/watch?v=ESiYBK79vvA
store.steampowered.com/app/712100/Total_War_Saga_Thrones_of_Britannia/

Total Warhammer 2 Info:
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Y7g_sWmmpj4
academy.totalwar.com/warhammer2/
store.steampowered.com/app/617870

Total War: Three Kingdoms announced:
youtube.com/watch?v=s4D42vMUSIM

>FAQs and General Info
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Last thread: Screenshot sharing and campaignposting encouraged!

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first for elves???

>amazons still not announced

I think I’m getting burnt out on TW. I’ve played the fuck outta it since Kangs came out. /twg/, reccomend me a palate cleanser.

Subnautica and Rimworld are both pretty neat

>cathay still not announced

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Help me pick a faction. WH1 or WH2 any DLC

I like solidifying my main territory and then turtling and playing a “tall” game. Only times to aggressively gain territory when striking back in vengeance against raiding hordes.

Not dawi though.

Settra is good for that, along with Tyrion

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>vampire coast still not announced

SKAVENDOM

Cheers

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SKAVEN-DOM

Do only Goblins live in caves, or do Orcs enjoy a damp cave sometimes too?

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NO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS CA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

You-you will make great prize-trophy!

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>someone saved your screenshot
FUCK-RAPE ELF-MEAT

youtube.com/watch?v=LGcaNY5eBWw
aaaahahahahaaaaAAAAHAHAHAAHA A H A H A H A H A H A*cough**cough*....AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H A H A H A

That's been in the system for a while I believe, it's the fuzzy part of the autoresolve bar.

Thank you anons for getting up close to the models and not zooming out super far making ugly ass screenshots of a million units standing around doing nothing.

Those screenshots are ugly as fuck.

based henry

The High Elves, Brettonia, and Tomb Kings are good at that. Dark Elves are positioned for it but their economy relies on raiding and slaves

Crashing AR with no survivors. Gotta play every shitty battle now senpai

So instead of properly balancing autoresolve they can just say "your general was just dumb lol"

W-will she be ok?

STORM-CRASH FOR THE UNDER-EMPIRE!

I am posting this post in honor of the poster who once posted in /mbg/ until we get a good three kingdoms total war.

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Small Brane: Shots of soldiers marching taken from the stratosphere
Big Brane: Cinematic shots of soldiers in action
Enormous Brane: Birds Eye Shots Tastefully Zoomed, showing the character of the melee
Galactic Brane: Carpets

she will be a very-much ok fuck, elf things always are!

I'm looking forward to killing Cao Cao in the first 10 turns.

Hate Cao Cao so much

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Stay mad Shutards

Feel like shit just want him back

Where the fuck is Norsca anyway?

Clan Mors will rise-rise!

G O B L I N S

THROGG CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I WAS WRONG
CA MESSED UP, AND NOW YOU'RE GONE
*BWOW WOW WOW*

Universal Brane: Turning off Fading and getting the inside of the skull.

the content that's already released in an older game will come to the new game in 10 years

oh my god

Shitlev status: BTFO

The real challenge in a battle where the npc has almost nothing but swordsmen, is to get Archaon over 1000 kills.

This is too far!

Love it.

Is this Chinese finger puppet theater show good? I've seen a bunch of memes of it around.

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YES

yes
youtu.be/1Dtnn0E9CyY

As a 5 gpb/7 dollaridoo/17euro dlc

>lab carpets are the ultimate form

Jesus Mary and Giuseppe...

K I N O
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UNNNGGGGHHHH

Get in close babe.

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Zog me

Well naw, you see Night Goblins only developed from gobbos who ran away from their orcy overlords, they were small enough and cunning enough to hide in caves and tight spots, and develooed into their own kind of breed, much like black orcs, savage orcs and forest goblins are their own sub species aswell.

/gsg/ is better than this shithole...

maybe if you're a faggot lmao

You mean the video game general that doesn't actually talk about any of the games?

They talk about them all the time though.

stop getting baited dorks

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

/ksg/ is better than this shithole...

/b/ is better than this shithole...

/sthg/ is better than this shithole...

reddit is better than this shithole...

this shithole is better than /gsg/...

This is where I draw the line. No one should compare Reddit to this shithole.

>White Cloak of Ulric
>-9 melee attack 40m aura
>Glittering Scales
>-5 melee attack 40m aura
That's a pretty neat combo on your lord/hero. Throw in Van Horstmann 's Speculum (-27 MDef, -25% WeapPower, -26 MAttack for 16s), Helm of Discord (-27 MDef, -26 MAttack fo 25s) and you've got quite a support for your frontline to get easy 40% chance to hit cap.

this shithole is better that /fgog/...

Thanks m8

- melee attack just means they miss more right?

>Still no black welves mod

imb4 eww black chicks

they're fucking disgusting mate, i'd rather fuck an actual animal than a nigger (but then again, what's the difference?)

some people have weird fetishes, including bestiality duh

I heard black women go through a litre of cocoa butter per week!

Sorry, I think I fucked up. Lower cap to hit is 10% and upper is 90%. 40% is base chance, and each point in melee attack 1% chance to hit, while melee defence lowers its by 1%. Not sure how Anti-infantry and Anti-large bonuses work though.

Where is /twg/ headed?

hell hopefully

this shithole has become /gsg/ tier

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Mists of Pandaria

That Wei

Down to georgia

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>Not instantly installing the tiddy mod for witch elves and mommy

You guys some kinda gay club or somthin?

Areolas without nipples are gross.

so the mutt hours are starting

no amount of tiddys and ab reductions will make up for missing hips

it's 3AM in muttland

Shine on you crazy motherfucker.

>textures only, no mesh

Its shit

red mutt standing by

exactly, la creatura wakes up