League of Legends general - /lolg/

Baby Sheep edition
Old thread: eyosongive.us

Xth for gassing waifufags.

Reminder to cum inside your support!
Pic related, cum in her!

I want to get her poop in my urethra

How do you jungle decently?

>tfw no challenger bf to suck off under the desk

gank bot constantly

That's pretty weirdly specific but I guess no one is gonna stop you

I don't want sona as my support

You can pretend i'm challenger and suck me off instead.

>be me
>be midlaner since I started playing the game
>mid taliyah one trick
>can't carry for shit
>mad cuz lose games with most damage dealt and some times a 20/4/10 kda
>try out other role
>see my eve, a champion that i used to play back in the day, now reworked
>try her
>destroying games before 20 minutes
>carrying everytime like it was nothing
>playing a ranked game some time later
>eve, my only jungle pick gets banned
>the only other champion i play is taliyah
>pick her in the jungle
>carry the game

i tought it was the champion, but it was the role. i love jungle now

I don't just blow anyone, who do you think I am?

You say that now but wait until you hear:

>an ally has been slain
>enemy double kill
>assist ping
>assist ping
>assist ping
> all before you get your first clear

Who should my next 4800 IP champion be? jarvan, lee sin, rumble or nocturne?
or
should I wait until i have 6300 and buy ivern or bard?

But i'm high gold, user!!

>no enemy is missing ping while you're doing wolves
what shit elo are you in where people die AFTER you've done a full clear

>no cute tsundere boy champion

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

GAS ALL WAIFUFAGS

i just tell everyone to fuck off and /mute all

is it even possible to lose bot lane with jhin/veigar?

Have a good day at work /lolg/

i dont know about the lane but you sure as hell is losing the game

are*

Is there a better feeling than knowing all you did was mash the keyboard?

>jhin/veigar
>plan an aggressive support
>dodge all their stuns
>free kills
>win game

xth for BANNING EVERY WAIFUFAG AND ERPer

Thanks!

>skin
>healslut
>playing kinda well
You got it because they assumed you're a girl. Ironically when you actually are one you get way less honor than boys. Don't ask me how I know this.

Actually I got it through the box and just saved up orange essence

How do you know this??? Please share your wisdom

Talon

loligee is dead damn

Are yuros even trying? Hurry up, wake up!

xth for my wife Syndra

That sounds kinda gross user

Janna mains don't think it's gross. You're not gonna let them one up you, are you?

>do placements
>7-3
>get silver 3
>fighting with and against gold 3s

give

me

gold

That's means you have high mmr and will probably skip to silver 1 after promos. You can get gold easy.

>jhin

100% of the time

Ornn support???????????????

am i the only one who thinks lux's shield is awful

yeah im already in s2 promos so

Used to be better, but shitters cried too much and got nerfed.

>Win an absolute shitstomp where your enemies are either retarded or physically disabled

>+23lp

>Win a match where you personally have to stop your teammates from running it down mid and shit talking each other and the enemy gets 3 infernals off the bat and has a 4-5 tower lead at 19 minutes

>+15lp

>aoe shield is bad
yeah just u

>lux gets her shield nerfed because it's aids
>janna doesnt

really makes me do a mega hmm

Only when I forgot to use it lol
But when the enemy Lux uses it, she shields her whole team for 1000s of damage

>tfw have to endure soloq by myself
Give me someone to duo with right now!

Why is Hecarim considered a trash tier jungler?
>Decent clear speed
>Amazing ganks
>Scales well
>Can peel and dive deep with ult
Is it just because he doesn't deal a gazillion damage and can't become invulnerable?

>tfw wukong is aids

What server are you on and how smooth is your skin?

Balance wise Janna has a number of things up on Sona but I suppose I shouldn't give them one more

>adc hovers trist
>my permaban
>whatever, ban nunu
>enemy team fp trist

fucking

EUW, fairly smooth

I can play some normals with you is you're feeling lonely

>Enemy ints leading us to win an unwinnable match
>Legitimately gained +25

what is this shit system

>enemy team has a kled main with an 80% wr after 60 games

how fucked am I?

What mobas did you used to play /lolg/?

For me it's
Dawngate
TOME: Immortal Arena
Strife the comfiest one out there
Adventure Time Battle Party
Demigod
Super Monday Night Combat
Guardians of Middle Earth
Smite

Primarily dota 2 but my shitter friends refuse to play any other moba than league so here I am

He gets fucked by an early invade. What I do is when I'm top, I would always camp his blue when it spawns

>kled main
is this a thing?

Only if you're feeling lonely too.

That's a good girl. Now how about you and I get comfy under the spoilers and we can do some y'know *clicks tongue*

>my shitter friends refuse to play any other moba than league
me

I think LP gained should be based on the game and your individual performance in said game and not MMR. Losing while performing well shouldnt cost me as much LP as when I feed.

>Dota allstars
>Storm of the Imperial Sanctum: the most popular moba map for sc2 on the year of its release
>LeL
>dota2
>HoTS

>euw

Never lucky

What are some champions like Viktor?

Who cares about scaling when he loses against the meta junglers early, also when they stopwatch your E/ult it's the most awkward thing ever

yordlefags are the most autistic, so yes.

annie, syndra, taliyah

Name a champion and post a picture of the people that "mains" them

>Fiddlesticks

Well I'd rather not fill the general with stuff like that but you're free to send me whatever lewd stuff you want on discord Sona#2830

I do wish they'd give Sona a meaningful buff. And/or nerf the HECK out of Janna.

>Jinx

I can play more friends is always good

Sorry, I don't see the point then. We're just gonna play for a bit and then never talk again.

Baww, I become autistic for some reason when I'm in discord. I'll sleep on it for now. Night night sweet cheeks

I feel like Sona is massively weak. Standing anywhere that isn't hiding under tower is begging for death. Her health pool is way too small to do anything other than passive healslut and lose lane.

>Aatrox

I've seen this happen way too often. You guys both have to make an effort and meet each other halfway so you can keep playing and having fun together.
Trust me it's worth. Having friends is cool as heck. You can blog to them about the cool day you had and even if they don't care, they'll at least usually pretend to

>tanks do more damage than dmg dealers while being unkillable
ughmmmmmmm lolbaboons?

Everytime she is even remotely strong Riot just nerfs her to the ground. I feel bad for Sona players honestly.

...

Well, goodnight user!

Sona's in a pretty miserable spot and has a massive identity crisis. She might be on the table for a GU but I wish Riot would just say if they have plans for her one way or another. They hate when she does well because of how she plays, which I can understand, but they don't really try to find balance, it's more about just getting her out of viability as quickly as possible.

I suppose she's not gutter tier at the moment which is something but she definitely feels very lacking.

>beat on opposing tank
>achieve massive damagte score but have no impact
hmm

>enemy builds tabis
>you now cant oneshot people even if youre 5+ kills ahead

>be at 76 lp
>been getting an average of 25 lp per game
>win an arduous game, team feeds but we keep it together
>get 20lp
>have to play another for promos

>I have 5 kills, I shot be able to kill anyone I want with 1 auto!

Darius or Illoi
Which is a better stomper

Usually don't do this but champ select was something else. Bets?

no i used all my combo

Illaoi.

Darius is only good early game.

Uhh literally yes?

I'd like to, but I just end up never talking to them past the first time, even if it was nice and we seemed to get along okay because i'm too anxious to start a conversation, thinking that i'm just gonna be annoying or bothersome, and they do the same, I assume because they've got other people they'd rather talk to or that they just don't like me that much, so they just end up sitting in my friendslist for no real
reason.

tentacool nigress is better if they don't know what she does

darius will be better if the enemy team knows what he does but doesn't know how to play around it

>using heck
Cute.

Betting on Red.

A rework isn't a buff
Or did I miss a katarina buff somewhere

Who is the fuck that keeps playing Asol jungle and winning thus driving his winrate up

>tfw there is literally no point in banning top laners because no matter what it's fight island
>means i can just ban something cancer like lulu, trist or kog instead

i think im the only one who is enjoying top this meta.

champion.gg is crap
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