/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #731

Max is also #1

And ever.

First love

Fuck Deck Nine.

Always kiss the Price.

Sera was a mistake.

>pricefield now acting EXACTLY as cancerous as the Legion now
Jesus, both sides are fucking retarded

The greatest beauty

>I've thought about that. My solution was they would call Chloe "Ma" and Max "Mom". Slightly different but you can hear the difference.
I like this.

great bait

Can we get this song in Farewell? Maybe with a recap of moments from the first game?
youtube.com/watch?v=mzdSepr9xKA

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

Masterpiece

youtube.com/watch?v=1jS3Jl4hLAA

That'd be neat. Koethe's songs are pretty good and I don't think he would mind. That said this is d9 we're talking about so it would never happen.

Always nice to see youngechosugar's work posted.

Daily reminder to spit on Max's grave.

Rachel is best girl

>matured, physically and mentally
>drop dead gorgeous
>classy
>talented
>good fashion taste

Max
>Literally autistic
>body of an 11 year old boy
>no talents
>shitty worn out hipster clothes from goodwill
>can't let go of the past. so uses outdated shitty technology
>LITERALLY autistic

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

The Amberpricer cries out as they strike you

>Bait
But holy shit so much delusion in one post. Get a life.

MARRIED

Please ignore it. They feed off any responses they get, even ones that just point out their post is bait.

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

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Hell yeah. /lisg/ has good fuckin taste.

Wow it's almost like there are just a few Amberfags spamming all day long. No way, though. No way.

>boop

Glad you like it. It was a question I was asking at one point too.
Love that pic, Max's antenna hair is adorable.

This. ENTIRELY ignore them and tell the squirrels so they can get Samuel to clean it up.

Two massive L for Pissshitield today
How many to come can't wait!
Now the Pricefielders have become the legion.
>fuck Zak! Let's kill him!
>bts is not canon!
>we can't accept the devs explanation. Random anons know more about the game than the ones who made them!
>wah wah I don't like how they are treating my favorite character (Maxine).
>noooo Chloe NEEDS to love Max ONLY. SHE'S ONLY ALLOWED TO LOVE MAX. NOBODY ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD IS ALLOWED TO BE WITH CHLOE EXCEPT FOR MAX!

Full circle :)

Based Billy ain't never told a lie

Believe it dude. You can notice it is the same 6 samefagging till no end. It's easy to spot the same 6.

I would be happy to just ignore you forever, but I've gotta say, it kind of annoys me that all of these threads are being archived and you're contaminating all of them. So good job, I guess. Mission accomplished for you.

What was going on in Chloe's mind in this moment?

Agreed.
Max is a really shitty and boring character. She needs asspull magical powers to possibly win Chloe's heart. Lol

>Max never had a bod like that

Reminder.

>She's gonna slobber on Jeffersons/Franka cocks and ride them all day.

>I wish Max were here.

>Max's antenna hair is adorable.
I hadn't noticed that before until some user pointed out that that part of her hair looks like a droopy antenna. I'm glad they did because it's cute as hell.

This questionable blonde girl asks you to fetch her a quarter. What do?

Damn.

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>6 legion vs. 37 Pricefield
Those 6 are a goddamn headache huh?

Get her one.

Ah shit, that's the girl with the incredibly annoying fanbase of children, isn't it? They made me hate her. I think I'll punch her in the face.

Max is such a narcissist. Chloe deserves better than that. I guess that's why she ended up with Rachel in heaven.

Keep crying pricefield cuck

You would punch a 15 year old girl?

Same but because bitch straight up lied and sucked cocks.

You're in here all day......ew

You must love doing this, spamming every thread with your bait week after week, month after month.

>Chloe's idea of a perfect night

This user right here hates Chloe. Legion hate Chloe. He makes poor photo shops of Chloe getting a bat to the head and keeps posting pics of Chloe's body on the bathroom floor saying "Clean this nasty shit up"

Must be sad to be you, user.

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LOL another salty pricefielder.

nice editing ''skills'' loser

Stop posting this shitty biased poll. It doesn't prove anything and it doesnt matter when you let those 6 or so run this shit.

>rfw

Too bad she wasn't then. Well, like they say: better late than never. Max was punished more than enough for her mistake.

I wonder if it stands up when she gets excited or shocked.
Really though, Max's hair looks like she chopped it herself but it manages to look great. Same with Chloe's. I guess they just have that talent naturally. Hopefully Farewell makes younger Max cute as well with her freckles and ponytail.

Love art that incorporates the butterfly.
I hope they brought some blankets to lie down on as well. Can't imagine a truck bed being too comfortable otherwise.

>biased shitty poll
Only because you retarded legion are 6 people in here. If it was the other way around you would be gloating. Calm down legion.

Eh, it's pretty definitive. It wasn't shared anywhere else and the percentages stayed pretty constant as the results went up.

>"You better poke me with that pitchfork tonight Katie. I'll let you choose where..."

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Ever since that "spirit character" thing on their Twitter, seeing the butterfly (Which they called the storm summoner) makes me think it's tormenting them. lol.

Yup. They're a perfect pair of troublemakers .

>the same NEET loser spamming the same few cringy shitty pics every fucking day

Imagine having such a pathetic and boring life that your only purpose on earth it's to shitpost in an imageboard.
Christ, even our old shitposters at least had some creativity.

Might have to spell it out, Vic, I think Kate probably doesn't have much experience with this sort of thing and might not know what you mean.

>Kate actually does gently poke her with the pitchfork
>Victoria's face is like 'really?'

Honestly it's part of being on Veeky Forums
If you don't want shitposting then Reddit is probably better.

He'll stop eventually. Remember the user who posted "Chloe should ghost Max" everyday? he stopped eventually, good riddance to that fucker, though I do thank him for stopping and getting a life

I'm a huge proponent of Pricefield, but I'll admit there is more than one troll in here. Grow up, dude.

>she pokes her playfully on the bum, then giggles innocently; "Like that Maribeth?"

>Chloe has to look away. She's embarrassed and turned on.

Hey /lisg/, what's your dream for Life is Strange? Mine is that the parents of the 6 legion asshats take away their computer privileges indefinitely?

And yet we avoided this kind of shitposting for the first two years of /lisg/.

Two. Three at the most.
Same insults, same provocations, and same images. Entirely easy to spot.

>being this assblasted about some troll

Good job dumbass, you just let the troll know he has an audience.

There are so many cute and awkward moments that Vic and Kate are sure to have.

YES.

>Chloe should ghost Max
she should. queen o' crickets should feel pain too.

Cutest troublemakers in Arcadia Bay.

Their first time was magic.

Not funny when you say it.

leave it to the og user who said that

How old do you guys think our resident trolls actually are? If they're adults, then they may never change and it may be too late for them. Are they *really* just 14 year olds like Ambepricenation?

Um, how do you spot them when they don't post images?

Yes adults don't make fun of 9/11 America's tragic event

Probably, some of them even admitted they shitpost with their phones in school.

Max rewinding time caused 9/11

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Imagine being here all day and complaining about shitposting all day because it ruins the comfyposting aka posting the same pics over and over again, making little fanfiction stories about them, and roleplaying as the characters and a fucking rabbit.
You are a creepy individual.

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2/6 of those legion are in here right. rarely all 6 are in here but you'll know when they are all in here

Chloe is going to count and kiss every freckle.
Obligatory mention of An Ultraviolet Way.