/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

>Have to go 3 days without an event

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKINGGGGGGGGGGG?

>wake up
>see this
What do?

Que wea qlo?

I want to kiss edgelord jannu's thighs and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Ok what counts as Undead for this week, because it isn't the skeletons

Reminder to be a good dad as well you fucking faggot a fucking alien does a better job than you

If you ever feel bad about spending money on jpegs, just remember that you're still smarter than anyone who fell for bitcoin

Mating press

Alright, I got the money, is Shiki Saber a good character story wise? I love her design, but don´t have time to watch 7 fucking movies or read her long wiki page.

>two days
I have shit to do on Thursday though.

>doomposters BTFO
>discordniggers BTFO
>/feh/ BTFO

who’s next lads

>Valentines ended on the third
>Next event starts on the eighth
Stop the ride I want to get off.

the ghosts in the KnK event don't be retarded

/alter/

I want to get plastered and reminisce about the good ol' days with with this scared scarred pirate.

Who the fuck likes Bryn? Literally Emiya made more money on the Fuyuki banner.

kys LMAO

Get her some panties.

no the only bonus to using her is that she is lore powerful and for (you) everything else is awful

Remember, user, if it's not the rateup you're waiting for, pic related.

The next two complicated events (Garden of Order, Mona Lisa) You are guaranteed at least:

40 claws
40 plumes
40 lanterns
20 gears
54+ voids
54+ proofs
22+ horseshoes
30 seeds
30 homo babies
54+ bones
35 hearts
54+ teeth
20 reverse scales
42+ octuplets
12+ sneks
12+ pages
12+ of every monument

Subtract these from how much you need to farm and just be patient.

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/alter/ when they do an America stream.

Friendly reminder that your kouhai is not only strong against Divine enemies but Undead enemies as well.

Anyone surprised the event is happening one week early? Are NA trying to compete with KR in the catching up race? We might get summer event in June now.

but why don't skeletons count as undead? They're literally undead.

fuck off you're not Jannu

Reminder that Jannu is afraid of yogurt

you forgot /alterfags/

Because seaniggers are bad at translations

get off the stage you hack

No dunce, they're going at a similar pace that JP did.

>wasting xp cards on worst servant
Why?
My mash is level 1 where she belongs.

>mfw I can't bring myself to pay anything outside the guaranteed because it has 0 value
>don't give a fuck about a -60% of what I left on christmas

>30 seeds
NOT ENOUGH

>You will never have here whisper in your ear with her old hag cake voice
>You will never go out exploring the world with her
>You will never go on adventures with her big fat tits
>You will never rub your dick on her scar
Fuck life is bad.

ODIN, YOUR FATHER HERE TO REMIND YOU WHAT A USELESS DAUGHTER YOU ARE.

>He doesn't know

>I maid

Yes, I do. I won't let you kiss my wife!

>17 apples left
Unironically, am I gonna make it?

How does she feel about milk?

Uh oh Jannu Horta drank too much and passed out and now she's in trouble!

A-always cheering you from here dad
please take me back

What then what do they actually want me to kill? Because undead soldiers in the dailies count towards it.

>worst servant

meant for

It took me a second to get the joke.

NO FUCK OFF SHITTY DAUGHTER

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Reminder that Jannu has stinky feet.

GET OFF MY FUCKING STAGE

I feel bad that she got Shinji as her Master. Going by how he already used two command seals, she is going to do nothing but suffer till she loses.

I've been gone for a week. Why is everyone extra horny all of a sudden?

There's a joke there?

She likes milk because it isn't slimy

I wanted Bryn so I could do a Valkyrie Profile rp.
Her NP is basically Nibelung Valesti, even.
Didn't have the heart to waste more than a ten-roll and all my tickets on her.

We can share the stage, im sorry

Will R. Shiki be a little money girl?

In retrospect, swordlegs, while cool as fuck, aren't terribly useful in knee-bending scenarios.

So how l;ong do I have to save for her you figure?

Kuro and Tamamo are voiced by the same woman.

>Some vocal retards actually wants to roll for this faggot that made Fate almost unbearable
I really hope that it just a few autistic faggots

>he doesn't know

someone get nazi jannu

I thought it was the shitty pun

Post THAT Illya × Kuro image!

I finally got Bluebeard! Does this mean I'm into shota?

user user! Please come here and tell me what you think when you see this image

I'm going to roll and grail him, just like I did with redman. Shirou is unironically best boy

>check game
>no KnK announcement
>check thread
>announcement
Por que

I'm going to violently rape this user

>Her NP is basically Nibelung Valesti
>Her NP are light projectiles piercing the body and then her throwing her spear
Are you fucking retarded? Bryn just fly and pierce you with it. Is not the same.

You will roll your waifu

The Saint

Looks like a cheap prostitute

All this doomposting for KnK being cancelled has made me more excited for this event.

Shirou is the best protagonist in this genre of Japanese media

What? It's up in the game too.

is for taint!

>nega tama
So since this is the opposite of Tama, does that mean she actually is for (me) this time?

I can only imagine what he used those two seals for.

>jannu cosplay
>holding the sword from shit fart online
nice

What are you guys going to do with all of your 3 quartz?

Can a mage's mystic eyes work on servants without magic resistance? I don't remember if that came up in the VN or not.

No way, Tamamo sounds like she is super old.

instead of being for just hakuno she is now for (Everyone) like a community toilet

Fuck off, asshole. I'm eating.

Entitled little shit

Save it and then get nothing when I spend everything I've saved up anyway
I'm actually dead inside

When does No-Star grace us with his FP presence?

Don’t make me post THAT tamamo image