/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

Tactical Pause Edition

Smissmas Update:
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=35830

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf | teamfortress.tv/33738
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
crap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
FACEIT (NA/EU): faceit.com
ESEA (NA): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
OZFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (SA): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Discord
pottisdefenseforce.com

Previous Half:

Demoman takes the most skill

Dumping 1/12

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is there really a need to spam at the start of a thread....

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fresh meme

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is this sigh on b4nny's stream? he's fucking savage, I like him.

If b4nny's going to be on the front page of twitch during late morning-early afternoon, shouldn't he change his stream schedule to fist?

making good on promises

What'd he say?

he was just trash talking corsa and yight because he hates fighting them both at the same time, probably something I couldn't condone but he was just stringing together insults very amusingly

Can someone please recreate this in SFM so I can use it as a proper background? I'll give you a key if you do a good job.

I have a friend that has like 700 f2p accounts running 24/7, there are a lot of people farming

>literal ugc pub trash

At a certain point just get a job. If you have enough coding skill to go through all that for a couple of refined you can get a proper job.

i didnt know, i dont keep up to date on skins...

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he has a job, he is a coder and makes triple digits

>When people try to say HL is a real format

>black tranny in pic
>people are responding
learn to not respond to bait my friends

black tranny is a vital member of the team

cock

cocks...

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looks like u just rolled ur description

oh shit, I guess I did

starting at 2 euros

lmao

Did somebody post this?

well they must have, the post wouldnt be there otherwise

Why is /tf2g/ so obsessed with black trannies?

>2 posts one of which is replying to the other is obsessed

hmm yes which black tranny orbiter are you?

if only there were matching cosmetics for this bad boy. need some gritty engineer stuff

well that effect is fucking dissapointing

Please buy my thing on the market.

>that's exactly the scam we're running on PDF

How does one gain a fake position on a ugc team, in order to just get the medal. Anyguides?

Bruh, I aint payin that much for your shit,
No matter how much it enlarges my epeen.

It aint even strange.

>weapon is half a scrap
>cap of 12 weapons per week
>refined is 5 cent of steam bucks
>your friend is running 700 accounts simultaneously for 2 dollars 10 cent a week of profit
>electricity for running such a setup is a fuckton higher
>still have to buy 700 premium at 5$ each to allow said bots to trade
no he doesn't have 700 bots farming

you have to be on a team before week 7 and the team has to have played at least 6 games before week 8

Create a team. Show up to games.

hello when is pyro getting removed

>text mode

you serious about that?
i mean, it's not that hard, but i'd have to download SFM which is a bitch and a half

Should I accept?

Yeah.

I forgot my image.

do it ya won't

>16Gb
well there goes my connection for the next several hours

>1099h
>198 achievements

cute

>tfw not in the picture
why even play

Nice, thanks for the advice user!

Yes! HaHa! Your welcome. I knew it all along! Consider it my payback for gifting me that smismass jacket.

He put it on a sniper rifle, by the way. Pretty fitting.

>trying to lie so blatantly about tf2 in the tf2 general
learn how the fucking game works, or how to pay an electric bill works, then come back

My friend has hijacked an entire school's worth of computers and they are all currently AFKing TF2 in hopes of getting scrap metal but also to shark new players out of hats.

You know that people have found how to bypass the item drop restriction less than a week after it was added right

you just ask to join the team and get annoyed when you get notifications at 4am on discord

Are we ever gonna get some info on the last issue of the comic? It's been ages since the last release again.

HA!

Nice one

The last comic came out last january and took over a year to make
Given how good it was tho, i'd say give them time

Should I use L'Etranger instead of stock? Every HL spy I've seen has been using it, but I don't find myself starved for cloak that often since I'm good at grabbing metal. Also what is best watch for HL, I've been using stock so far

2
dollars
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week

>highlander

depends on how metal-rich the map is
you also have to take into account that in competitive there are less people, so people die less, so dropped medium packs are more rare
both are good

jesus christ sfm is a bitch and a half to get in blind
maybe i should read some guides but i'm too fucking lazy

id/donn_richter

If anybody wants to trade for shit in my tf2 backpack

>the custom names
they better be names rolled from here

Probably /v/ requested from the looks of it

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>too lazy to read
>but not too lazy to for trial and error
boi just read about it its much faster and easier

i dont know how to make that fancy grid like you guys but here

>single hat in all classes
>and it's a shit one

>painting bills ever
>wearing same hat an all classes

>liking a hat ever

i'm scared about the workload i'm about to face
it hasn't even been updated with the jungle inferno shit so i'm already p spooped

man, wearing a gibus, pyrovision and mercenary badge really does net you more kills. anyone you run into vastly underestimates you and lets their guard down so they can try and get a flashier kill on the newbie

>go to sleep 90 minutes ago
>wake up
>only 4 new posts
why is this general so dead.

>got these 2 for free years ago + pyro card with special unlock that's never been used
>check price now

wew lad!

is the cow mangler also banned in highlander

no

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

lol do it faggot, who cares about that trash

That's the joke retard

then do it already, don't puss out

Okay...?

just figured you'd be too jewish to do it so I wanted to be sure

Who the fuck is so jewish they won't give away fucking $0.01? It's unsellable trash.

plenty of people here

time to shark that kid

Doturd here again, I checked out b4nny's stream.

He seems like a cool dude, i've seen those clips/compilations of him freaking out but he doesn't seem THAT autistic like some of you claim.

He's not, him trying to keep the game alive just makes people angry for some reason.