Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

>pushed back YET ANOTHER hour

BLIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>Stukov and Kel'thuzad still look sad while Maiev was changed to have a happy expression

hopefully never

>not detheroc

Illimaiev is cute! cute!!

>maintenance time keeps growing
Now it's at 11:00 PST. I'm going to go crazy

Ranked in this game means shit anyway
And we're all getting a free lego chest for that

I wish they gave me masters

...

where do you guys see 11 pst? its not on their twitter

I do not like this

shit ship
stand aside as i give you the true OTP pairing

please, use correct general-themed memes

Start up the game and you'll see the updated message. At 9, it got pushed to 10. Now it says 11

yeah,nope

Maiev and Illidan
sitting in the tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

[#Heroes] Update: Scheduled maintenance has been extended until 11:00 AM (PST). Illidan was all "You are not prepared!" and Maiev was all ""

Fine, you fucking nazi.

any funny ingame interactions between Maiev and Illidan?

she talks about how hot she thinks he is and asks him to put on a shirt because it's distracting her.

They have no mouths and they must scream.

>tfw no swollidan skin

>maintenance extended to 11am
>it's now 1pm
>still not up

Lunar trailer twitter.com/BlizzHeroes/status/960936168962408449

I love that BlizzardCS is tweeting about needing more time for maintenance and the Heroes twitter is tweeting about how fun and great the lunar event is

Only 50 min left na cuck

>order pizza
>sit down comfy for hots
>maintenance

I forgot about this curse

>ordering shitzza
>not cooking
Amerifat amirite

I love Lunara!

im a leaf and im going to die within 5 years so i might as well eat pizza

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who will die between now and when the patch hits.

Now that Lunar Festival is upon us what are the must gets?

heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Lunar_Festival

Next hero teaser WHEN??

>he logged on
>delay

Why is that user? Is the cold here going to claim you too?

Nothing tbqh

right here

>no snek hero
>no spider hero
It hurts.

>MUST GET TIER
Li-Ming
>Will probably get tier
Jaina, Zul'jin, Tiger mount
>Shit tier, BUT
Kael looks terrible, but living bomb makes fireworks when it explodes, might look neat when the enemy team groups up
>Actual shit tier
everything else

>Hanamura shown within the first 20 seconds

DELETE THIS

I would be so happy, because unlike the limpwristed Overwatch developers, the hots team would give her a skin to show off her massive melons.

jesus christ how horrifying

so what counters Maiev?

>implying
there aren't any revealing female skins
call me when jaina/ming/tyrande get swimsuits

Everything Azmodan related because he's my favorite.

>not liking hanamura

>those soulless eyes

jesus fuck

>mei
>massive melons

someone didn't see her animated short.

why? whats going to happen in those 5 years?

The official establishment of the Canadian Caliphate.

Love and trust

im going to die of a heart attack from eating too much pizza

>almost 2019
>still now new Alarak skins

meanwhile ragnaros

OW roster for 2018

like everything in life huh

what is your definition of massive? mine is bigger than her head.

What is your definition for revealing? to me Tyrande, Jaina, Alexstrasza, Kerrigan, Sonya, Li-Ming, Valeera, Nova, Sylvanas, Auriel, Lunara, Chromie and Desert Queen Zagara all have revealing skins

Patch on EU when?

>there aren't any revealing female skins
Cowgirl Valla
Illidari Valeera
every LiMing skin
Genie Chromie
Sex Godess Tyrande
Latexstrasza
base/ranger Sylvanas

>they show some mid rift
nice catch muhammad
very revealing non hijabs

Fuck, the effects on Kael and Sylv look pretty freaking great. I might actually get Kael’s. I love firework skins.

What a shit body ,only soybois like it

>fat tanky guy who hooks people to him
might be pretty cool idea for a new hero

literally remove all overwatch heroes from the game

None. Event content is fucking dog shit. It's all memey and dumb looking.

nigga have you seen the amount of cleavage some skins provide?
Same proportions of covered/uncovered skin on Mei's tits could bend the gravity field around Nexus

Nova!
Nova's fat thighs!

The fuck does memey mean in this context? Is red and gold a meme now? They are shit mostly, but use your fucking words.

Not fat really.nice calves tho

>what is your definition of massive?
see attached

Mei doesn't have melons, she has saggy sack of fats because she's a pig

worst ow girl and you should kill yourself for shitting up the thread with pictures of that sow

Low T fag detected.

Yeah this guy gets it, I'd also count revealing as anyone with skin tight clothing, so in my mind it would be

Most Kerrigan skins
Super Sonya
Most Nova skins
Dreadlord Jaina
Demon Auriel
Lunara skins

i hate when people constantly change the goalpost

Heh, there's no revealing skins

Well what about all these revealing skins?

No! Those don't count because they don't meet my criteria!!

nice try but this game is already ripe with females with unrealistic proportions, keep your obese asian subhumans to yourself, pig lover

I coulda watched a movie during this downtime, but I kept thinking the servers will be up soon and now it's too late for sure

In 10 minutes the maintenance is going to extend until 12

t. deerfucker

>Most Kerrigan skins
you mean the character that is naked in her base skin because she has carapace for skin? do you not understand the definition of revealing?
>there aren't any revealing skins
>but these ones show a tiny bit of skin
>do you really consider those revealing
>STOP MOVING GOALPOSTS
kill yourself retard

Calm your dicks anons jeeze there's enough fapbait in the game that you don't have to defend or justify what you fap to on a vietnameese fishing village bulletin board.

?

Is that Selendis or Artanis?

literally nothing remotely female in this game would be worse than your chinese pig, not even the midget panda or the russian bodybuilder you shit for brains

didn't know this game is being developed in iraq

she's wearing underwear

Yes

>last specialist was almost a year ago
New specialist when?

Belial Soon

What did blizz mean by this?

When Blizz grows balls again. There is a reason Blizz is only doing characters that are guaranteed to sell.

specialist is a pretty meaningless label
medivh is a specialist

Based HOTS Chads dropping truth bombs on the normies.

>last two picks
>we have 3 assasins
>guys don't pick two specialists
>azmo and murky