/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

Did Hyde really beat up APEX?

Xth for fucking faggots that believe NASA fairytales. Grow the fuck up.

wheres the chart of servants down to fuck

>get 60 leftover day one accounts with BotJ
>fill the friendslist of your main account with these accounts
>grind the 3AP Fuyuki quest and feed main account with FP for the entire AP bar on the 60 accounts every day till Accel/Zero
>get Angry Manjew NP5 on day 1
My plan is flawless.

ok this made me smile

Do people genuinely believe the world is actually flat, or is it just one giant meme?

I bought the quartz dip bros......

Are you ready to farm cute water, cute ice cream and cute cats, with shiki wearing a cute kimono and leather jacket, while she cutely kills ghosts, with her cute eyes?

Have i mentioned how cute shiki is?

the world is flat, you brainlet.

I want to lay my face in Shiki's lap, kissing her thighs and massaging her feet while she eats haagen-daz.

>do Martha's rank up quest that unlocks today
or
>farm EXP gems for Shiki (since you apparently need to ascend her twice, meaning at least level 50)

decisions, decisions

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Everything is one giant meme, brother.

Great thread transition~

you can get 100 exp cards in the event shop

I'm not in the mood for cuckposting, what should I post instead?

Shut up

How many hours left, cute bro...?

Besides forsaking your sanity and becoming an even more broken man

anyone want to dump shiki images? I feel like there aren't many

He did, but keep in mind his Master got killed by Serenity and APEX couldn't lift EXcaliburs seals.

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snek

29 hours

and here i thought doing the trial quests and easy quests for events on my quartz accounts was pretty autistic

If I have Waver and Merlin will I ever have to worry about gameplayfagging ever again or am I set?

Some turbo-tards do in fact believe it's flat.

These are the same people that believe the government is LITERALLY poisoning us all with chemicals to mind control us, that the world is run by the illuminati/new world order/aliens/lizards/free masons, etc.

So basically mormons, scientologist, and muslim/indian dirt farmers in the east/far east.

Shut up SignPainter, leave.

Flat Earth memes.

that's hell you're walking into

Leave APEX to me

>people still fall for the mouse's bullshit

Lemme look up your skirt.

Why does saber Shiki have such a fucking awful NP? 450% Arts AoE is just downright terrible.

That looks like a very comfy event.

>Andoraster

What the fuck is this shit seaniggers? Poor Boudica.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andraste

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What about maintenance?

Bryn, listen here: Shut the fuck up you legendary cuck. Can't even handle a single anal, jobbed to APEX out of all things and only served as fodder to gang up on Hyde and Ozzy. You fucking sucked in your own story while you kept getting wet over Sigurd and shit. Your armor is useless, your stats suck, your NP is horrible, you orgasm once the first thing touches your loosened vagina, motherfucking Arash did more than you in the story you asshole and even Sieg had more personality than you

Because you're supposed to stop being a fag and look at her feet instead.

>implying anyone even uses Mrs Meet And Fuck

W-wait til we get farming quests with million HP mooks, y-you'll see!

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

>If I have Waver and Merlin will I ever have to worry about gameplayfagging ever again or am I set?
You'll want a good servant but put their buffs into use, but past that you'll be fine.

34 hours then?

post your waifu

good point

god bless

Why would you need damage if you can just instantly kill all your enemies?

I want to fuck this rude mouthed Serenity in her cute butt so badly.

how did it end up like this robbie

Based Serenityposter!

user, your mind is going to break

Serves shiki right for stabbing the pillow
Pillow did nothing wrong

Wh-who's there?

Between this, Mordred Drake II, and the consultation room I want some sort of fucking compensation for putting up with this game that the seaniggers obviously don't give a shit about.

>if you can just instantly kill

Are you having a giggle?

Don't know whether to laugh, or cry

bananaaa

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>Some turbo-tards do in fact believe it's round.
>These are the same people that believe the government isn't LITERALLY poisoning us all with chemicals to mind control us, that the world is run by the illuminati/new world order/aliens/lizards/free masons, etc.
>So basically mormons, scientologist, and muslim/indian dirt farmers in the east/far east.

>mfw remembering all those god awful 30-year old clickbait youtubers filming from their parent's basement about how the gubberment is literally satan
Old youtube was an interesting time. Then they all just moved to /pol/

NIKUI

What happened with Mordred? I must have missed that one.

The way she speaks, she probably has experience with anal. Would take a lot to make her go du hein over you

>no scathach until 6million downloads
>game will be dead before then

samurai

This chart makes no sense whatsoever to me.

Artoria is solid nope. But MHX, Squirtoria, and all the Saber Alters aren't?

Also I feel like mordred would be one of the easiest girls in the entire series because you could just trick into fucking you.

>In ancient Sparta the men would often have skinship together to strengthen their bonds and assert sexual dominance over one another. We don't need to worry about that though because we both know I'm the more virile man.

And bam Mordred is riding you to climax.

I know the image is from Last Resort but I don't get the nikui meme

Bait banner just copy/pasted Mordred's name over top of Waver's and Drake's name. Laziest fucking shit I have ever seen.

About to watch the AMAZING 5th KnK movie, hope you guys haven't lied to me

JAPANESE SAMURAI

I wanna fuck megane dirty-mouthed serenity in the ass

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ALTER...
AFTER TWENTY FOUR HOURS OUR BELOVED DISCORD LEADER, BOB DOLE, HAS RETURNED
HE TOLD US TALES OF FIGHTING THE STAFF AT ANIPLEX HEADQUARTERS, DEMANDING THE KARA NO KYOKAI EVENT OR ELSE HE'D SLICE THEIR DICKS OFF

THEY RELENTED
THE WOMENFOLK SCREAMED AT HIS TINY FRAME
THEY GAVE US THE EVENT

THANK YOU BOB DOLE
THANK YOU ELIZABETH BATHORY

JOIN THE FUN AT discord.gg/RZ3hU8J

>he thinks the government cares about you or is looking out for your interests
That's just as retarded as believing in chemtrails, bucko.

I watched the series a week ago and the 5th one was definitely the highlight. I didn't dislike the ones before it but it was the first one I really loved. The 7th movie is great too.

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Nikui means hate, and Last encore's theme seems to be based around hate, specifically Hakuno realizing he is an NPc and has died multiple times and is trapped in a cycle, resulting in him getting really pissed and wanting to break this cycle

Fuck off Onyx

How do I 3-turn hands

Can Ryougi Shiki kill servants?

I like the sounds Leonidas makes

If your plan is to become the angra mainyu then yes it might just work

>RedChad not slapping Lily's ass
This is why Negro Emiya is better

Void Shiki can kill fucking time and space if she wants, and remake it at the same time

youtube.com/watch?v=NckrGTisBYI
Maestro calm down

Buying fangs, 50k meso each

thanks user

What is this chuuni shit

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