/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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>What is Space Station 13?
[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed)
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc (embed)

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/c32NDYj

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa (embed)

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
[YouTube] How to download BYOND (embed)

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ (embed)

First for Xenoarch

Deadmining goldsteel was a mistake

t. goldsteel

>2sharpness, 20 brute with attack delay of punches
i fucking hate c*ders seriously

when was the last time you saw someone actually have a character that exists beyond the station?

clown got spaced the other day

that's metagaming because it's outside the confines of the current round.

>tfw someone references something you did from another round
>mash that mutha fucking ahelp button.

you mean a backstory?

meet me in dorms i will meet u outside u fat fukkn dorm and beat you death you hear me stupid maddafakka you weak you hide i break u fuckn back

i have attached image of your demises destruction

At least it made for a good first edition

While I'm at it, I'll shill the second page. Email me your shit or DM on discord to spessmengazette to get those sweet (you)s.

>ded thread
>ded gayme
>ded serb

Kys

I aint reading that shit

>ded you

interview banned players

I EMZA7IKL YOU TYHE THJIS, MEERTDORMS I RFUKKN KILL YOU I COME FIND U I KILL U U WEAK AND HIDE SEND THE ZARTILLERY BUT BNOT TGHE HANDS U STO;P THE RADIO IV STOP U FUUKN LITFE

This just in: user roasts hackjob journo. News at 11
That's the plan, I'm going to see if pootismaniac will take me up for our first one. Stay tuned.

u ban me 30 minute i ban u skull witggh my funkmkn knee

Interview Digitalis please
He’s on the CM discord

Wew lad that's a good idea. I'll see what I can do.

mine does
fuck all ya'll soulless cynical bullshit, my spessmen have lives and you can't take that away from them

there are too many homosexuals on this server
run a story on possible causes

Nobody asks for your backstory and saying something like, "I can't wait to go home to the wife and kids," seems forced.

>not enough homosexuals
ftfy
the more gays we have, the less why-foos we have

>run a story on possible causes
Repressed homosexual desires causes people to seek the confort of alienation and escpism through an online space station simulator in which they can roleplay as a girl.

the only acceptable time to say that is when you're about to do a suicide raid as sec against a cult base on the vox ship or something

>All the fun people who play left for Spires
I thought it was just a FOTW.

wait they've actually stayed there?

Hardly, it's just a bunch of literal whos

What's Spires if you can meme so kindly.

>That's the plan, I'm going to see if pootismaniac will take me up for our first one. Stay tuned.
Do leonid and five hot dogs after that.

It's like vore, with the ridiculous sprites, characters, and ERP, but they gain experience points by typing out paragraphs of "roleplay."

FOTM in january
high-RP fantasy roleplaying BYOND game
not that special

page 10 time to shitpost sci
name 1 (one) worse department than sci
you cant

Sec

security

ckeys fellas

Surfer Girl

zealotron

pomf123

Goldsteel

is this right?

>panic syphon
the FUCK

say no to blockizine

>Spawn alium 2 hours in
>Right in central hallway, lots of people see me
>Spend first 15 minutes scouting, sit in virology as they they scour everything
>Realize they're on too high alert, no biomass around to feasibly make more without getting immediately attacked
>Multiple assistants scouring maint
>Decide to go hunter and just bother people
>Knock down guy who shocked himself, knock down sec officer who was around
>Attack officer twice so they get spooked
>Knock him down more as I crawl back into vents
>Go harass a doctor
>Entire station pours into medbay after he gets attacked
>Never play ayys, forget stalk drains plasma, trying to set up a weed, take too long
>Drag some engineer off to space
>Sleep
I suck at aliens, but being a nuisance is fun.

you stole my plasma artifact, I hope you feel bad

It gave me plasma. I don't.

I loved that interaction. I slowly stalk up, pull your artifact away, and we just stared as you shut the door

how can you tell it's panic siphon? it could just be siphoning.

what gas is being put into the chamber and where is it coming from?

its cooled n2 from the miner

>tfw round ends rarely get greentexts anymore
>sometimes when someone does do something and green texts it, a bunch of pedantic ducks rip it apart on every little autistic detail
This is why the thread is only shitpost

Spires....

remember to always go drone and then queen if you get spawned in as an alien via adminbus/rng
it's impossible to get facehuggers otherwise, perhaps the most valuable ayy tool
i even go queen if i'm the only ayy because insta resin walls, huggers, and neurotoxin spit are all good shit
>dead game dead thread became canon
worst timeline

Its panic syphon because the square size isn't the same as when its filtering.

It's more they were on super high alert and any sort of movement would draw their attention. They were all heavily armed too.

And I swear by the moon and the stars that tomorrow I'll play SS13

go to the discord then

don't ever reveal yourself, it would ruin the magic

>that hop wasnt even a traitor
really makes you think

>0 blood

>Tells Chaplain he won't get his ID back without giving up the null rod
>Gives people access to places they shouldn't be.
>Stuns someone for a hug, then claims "assault"
>Barricades himself on the bridge, calls shuttle
>Throws incendiary grenades at people, flamethrowers others
>Tries to stun everyone who gets near him

Whats a good job if you are fucking Zomped on Marijuana atm.

I'm thinking AIIIIII

Rev up those ban requests.

Janitor or botanist

nice job DUDE

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

Which is the more patrician drug in spess?
Ambrosia or Liberty Caps? I prefer liberty caps since you can still smoke them in blunts, but they don't fuck you up.

OH DUDE LIKE WTF DUDE LIKE WHAT IS A HUMAN EVEN LIKE FUCK, THESE GUYS DONT KNOW HOW COMPLICATED THIS IS . ITS FREAKING ME OUT. WHATIS A HUMAN.

Ambrosia, if you grind it to make cocaine pills.

What would happen if we went public?

the total death of all of what remains of old Veeky Forums
we would truly become VG, simply another synonym for Hippie
population isn't worth selling out all our old ideals

Homosexual ckeys tier list when

Who all do we know is gay?
how many of them are availalbe as husbandos IC

I know at least 5 confirmed homos, including me

list 'em you gigantic fag

I'll list the last letter on their ckeys
t
y
l
h
3

Meet me in Dorms

Fuck you i'm not gay.

Do megaphones...?

Yes they are broken, enjoy making the entire crew deaf by screaming like a retard in the comms.

This is my bi-monthly check-in.
Is the host still completely absent and spineless about any urgent server issue?
Does the server still have the frozen viewport bug that forces you to play on an older BYOND version and even then still happens randomly?
Is the server at least not the only server where it happens anymore?
Does the server still take 10 fucking minutes to reboot between rounds?
Do we still have 2014 gamemodes with no improvements since then?
Do we have the tensioner back yet?
Do you shitters still have problems with your admins metagaming, shitposting etc?
Do you shitters still have problems with your coderbus being distant and bitter and never getting shit done?
Does that unbearable retarded sec why-foo with the asian name still play? What about the unbearable retarded sec why-foo with the normal name that can't read the radio?
Does R&D still suck?

kill yourself

now list the first

Pomf's alive and well
frozen viewport bug hasn't been reported for a while. If it's still happening then it hasn't been reported.
See above
There's been some minor tweaks to gamemodes. We're getting antag datums soon.
Tensioner will be brought back with the datums.
No reports of such
Coderbus has been given a swift kick in the nuts. Celt is now admin-player-coder relations, two new collabs who are both working on antag datums and merging PRs.
Never heard of them, if that helps.
R&D will never not suck.

>the last letter on my ckey is 3

hey now, I'm a bisexual.

>Is the host still completely absent and spineless about any urgent server issue?
yes
>Does the server still have the frozen viewport bug that forces you to play on an older BYOND version and even then still happens randomly?
i think so
>Is the server at least not the only server where it happens anymore?
i think so
>Does the server still take 10 fucking minutes to reboot between rounds?
yes
>Do we still have 2014 gamemodes with no improvements since then?
yes, but changes soon
>Do we have the tensioner back yet?
no, but changes soon
>Do you shitters still have problems with your admins metagaming, shitposting etc?
an admin just got axed for being a shitter, current headmin takes no bullshit
>Do you shitters still have problems with your coderbus being distant and bitter and never getting shit done?
yes, but 2 of the shitty ones quit, and we now have a 'player-coder liason' to make them behave
>Does that unbearable retarded sec why-foo with the asian name still play? What about the unbearable retarded sec why-foo with the normal name that can't read the radio?
souhei is banned
trinity is not banned unfortunatley
>Does R&D still suck?
yes

>no k on there
hmph
i'll have you know i'm extremely homosexual

>Celt is now admin-player-coder relations
This is a joke, right?
Right?
What next, you made Sarca headmin?

Worse, we made Foster headmin

>A greytide dumps on sec so badly that you laugh so hard you cant breathe
Banger boys will never recover from this.

>2 of the shitty ones quit
Who'm?
Is Riri gone at last?
That's unironically not bad especially since last I heard you thick fucks wanted to go back to Aurx.

Had a good round with you Josephus, hope you learnt at least something, if you've got any questions ask here and I'll do my best to answer

Say it with my boys

S H I T C U R I T Y

>warden didn't even get banned for that

that's good

To be fair allen was being a massive shitter and the hos did perma the warden for the unauthorized execution.

tfw crippling bowel pain the whole round

nah I meant that's good as in I think that's hilarious and I think the right course of action

I was the HoS and while I can't say I'm happy that they murdered a prisoner I can't really blame them

sorry for all the showerbreaks

no idea what you're talking about tbqhwyf

nexis and pjb