>2sharpness, 20 brute with attack delay of punches i fucking hate c*ders seriously
Benjamin Perry
when was the last time you saw someone actually have a character that exists beyond the station?
Angel Lee
clown got spaced the other day
Bentley Hall
that's metagaming because it's outside the confines of the current round.
>tfw someone references something you did from another round >mash that mutha fucking ahelp button.
Levi Hill
you mean a backstory?
Thomas Russell
meet me in dorms i will meet u outside u fat fukkn dorm and beat you death you hear me stupid maddafakka you weak you hide i break u fuckn back
i have attached image of your demises destruction
Gavin Allen
At least it made for a good first edition
Chase Williams
While I'm at it, I'll shill the second page. Email me your shit or DM on discord to spessmengazette to get those sweet (you)s.
Benjamin Gutierrez
>ded thread >ded gayme >ded serb
Ryder Green
Kys
Landon Cox
I aint reading that shit
>ded you
Owen Robinson
interview banned players
Blake Young
I EMZA7IKL YOU TYHE THJIS, MEERTDORMS I RFUKKN KILL YOU I COME FIND U I KILL U U WEAK AND HIDE SEND THE ZARTILLERY BUT BNOT TGHE HANDS U STO;P THE RADIO IV STOP U FUUKN LITFE
Ayden Young
This just in: user roasts hackjob journo. News at 11 That's the plan, I'm going to see if pootismaniac will take me up for our first one. Stay tuned.
Connor Cook
u ban me 30 minute i ban u skull witggh my funkmkn knee
Jordan Myers
Interview Digitalis please He’s on the CM discord
Luke Rivera
Wew lad that's a good idea. I'll see what I can do.
Luke Turner
mine does fuck all ya'll soulless cynical bullshit, my spessmen have lives and you can't take that away from them
Samuel Sanders
there are too many homosexuals on this server run a story on possible causes
Zachary Peterson
Nobody asks for your backstory and saying something like, "I can't wait to go home to the wife and kids," seems forced.
Joseph Ramirez
>not enough homosexuals ftfy the more gays we have, the less why-foos we have
Dylan Adams
>run a story on possible causes Repressed homosexual desires causes people to seek the confort of alienation and escpism through an online space station simulator in which they can roleplay as a girl.
Gabriel White
the only acceptable time to say that is when you're about to do a suicide raid as sec against a cult base on the vox ship or something
Elijah Jenkins
>All the fun people who play left for Spires I thought it was just a FOTW.
Blake Sanchez
wait they've actually stayed there?
Jeremiah Green
Hardly, it's just a bunch of literal whos
Zachary Edwards
What's Spires if you can meme so kindly.
Kayden Morris
>That's the plan, I'm going to see if pootismaniac will take me up for our first one. Stay tuned. Do leonid and five hot dogs after that.
Oliver Powell
It's like vore, with the ridiculous sprites, characters, and ERP, but they gain experience points by typing out paragraphs of "roleplay."
Austin Hughes
FOTM in january high-RP fantasy roleplaying BYOND game not that special
Matthew Evans
page 10 time to shitpost sci name 1 (one) worse department than sci you cant
Brayden Hill
Sec
Jordan Martin
security
Jacob Lee
ckeys fellas
Nolan Hughes
Surfer Girl
Grayson Lee
zealotron
Isaiah Butler
pomf123
Josiah Hughes
Goldsteel
Connor Jackson
is this right?
Chase Lee
>panic syphon the FUCK
Isaac Anderson
say no to blockizine
Camden Davis
>Spawn alium 2 hours in >Right in central hallway, lots of people see me >Spend first 15 minutes scouting, sit in virology as they they scour everything >Realize they're on too high alert, no biomass around to feasibly make more without getting immediately attacked >Multiple assistants scouring maint >Decide to go hunter and just bother people >Knock down guy who shocked himself, knock down sec officer who was around >Attack officer twice so they get spooked >Knock him down more as I crawl back into vents >Go harass a doctor >Entire station pours into medbay after he gets attacked >Never play ayys, forget stalk drains plasma, trying to set up a weed, take too long >Drag some engineer off to space >Sleep I suck at aliens, but being a nuisance is fun.
Jordan Perez
you stole my plasma artifact, I hope you feel bad
Noah Turner
It gave me plasma. I don't.
I loved that interaction. I slowly stalk up, pull your artifact away, and we just stared as you shut the door
Isaac Brooks
how can you tell it's panic siphon? it could just be siphoning.
what gas is being put into the chamber and where is it coming from?
Matthew Collins
its cooled n2 from the miner
Adam Gutierrez
>tfw round ends rarely get greentexts anymore >sometimes when someone does do something and green texts it, a bunch of pedantic ducks rip it apart on every little autistic detail This is why the thread is only shitpost
Jordan Morales
Spires....
Christian Fisher
remember to always go drone and then queen if you get spawned in as an alien via adminbus/rng it's impossible to get facehuggers otherwise, perhaps the most valuable ayy tool i even go queen if i'm the only ayy because insta resin walls, huggers, and neurotoxin spit are all good shit >dead game dead thread became canon worst timeline
David King
Its panic syphon because the square size isn't the same as when its filtering.
Owen Evans
It's more they were on super high alert and any sort of movement would draw their attention. They were all heavily armed too.
Carter Martinez
And I swear by the moon and the stars that tomorrow I'll play SS13
Aaron Taylor
go to the discord then
Camden Howard
don't ever reveal yourself, it would ruin the magic
Levi Peterson
>that hop wasnt even a traitor really makes you think
Chase Ramirez
>0 blood
Benjamin Roberts
>Tells Chaplain he won't get his ID back without giving up the null rod >Gives people access to places they shouldn't be. >Stuns someone for a hug, then claims "assault" >Barricades himself on the bridge, calls shuttle >Throws incendiary grenades at people, flamethrowers others >Tries to stun everyone who gets near him
Charles Parker
Whats a good job if you are fucking Zomped on Marijuana atm.
I'm thinking AIIIIII
Gabriel Allen
Rev up those ban requests.
Jeremiah Hall
Janitor or botanist
Jackson Lopez
nice job DUDE
Grayson Baker
DUDE WEED LMAO
Gavin Richardson
Which is the more patrician drug in spess? Ambrosia or Liberty Caps? I prefer liberty caps since you can still smoke them in blunts, but they don't fuck you up.
Juan Williams
OH DUDE LIKE WTF DUDE LIKE WHAT IS A HUMAN EVEN LIKE FUCK, THESE GUYS DONT KNOW HOW COMPLICATED THIS IS . ITS FREAKING ME OUT. WHATIS A HUMAN.
Caleb Parker
Ambrosia, if you grind it to make cocaine pills.
Andrew Howard
What would happen if we went public?
Anthony Campbell
the total death of all of what remains of old Veeky Forums we would truly become VG, simply another synonym for Hippie population isn't worth selling out all our old ideals
Alexander Ross
Homosexual ckeys tier list when
Nathaniel White
Who all do we know is gay? how many of them are availalbe as husbandos IC
Colton Smith
I know at least 5 confirmed homos, including me
Ian Rodriguez
list 'em you gigantic fag
Brayden Peterson
I'll list the last letter on their ckeys t y l h 3
Nicholas Wood
Meet me in Dorms
Jordan Rogers
Fuck you i'm not gay.
Kevin Bailey
Do megaphones...?
Bentley Edwards
Yes they are broken, enjoy making the entire crew deaf by screaming like a retard in the comms.
Alexander Green
This is my bi-monthly check-in. Is the host still completely absent and spineless about any urgent server issue? Does the server still have the frozen viewport bug that forces you to play on an older BYOND version and even then still happens randomly? Is the server at least not the only server where it happens anymore? Does the server still take 10 fucking minutes to reboot between rounds? Do we still have 2014 gamemodes with no improvements since then? Do we have the tensioner back yet? Do you shitters still have problems with your admins metagaming, shitposting etc? Do you shitters still have problems with your coderbus being distant and bitter and never getting shit done? Does that unbearable retarded sec why-foo with the asian name still play? What about the unbearable retarded sec why-foo with the normal name that can't read the radio? Does R&D still suck?
Camden Bailey
kill yourself
Ryder Brooks
now list the first
Brayden King
Pomf's alive and well frozen viewport bug hasn't been reported for a while. If it's still happening then it hasn't been reported. See above There's been some minor tweaks to gamemodes. We're getting antag datums soon. Tensioner will be brought back with the datums. No reports of such Coderbus has been given a swift kick in the nuts. Celt is now admin-player-coder relations, two new collabs who are both working on antag datums and merging PRs. Never heard of them, if that helps. R&D will never not suck.
Wyatt Baker
>the last letter on my ckey is 3
hey now, I'm a bisexual.
Eli Williams
>Is the host still completely absent and spineless about any urgent server issue? yes >Does the server still have the frozen viewport bug that forces you to play on an older BYOND version and even then still happens randomly? i think so >Is the server at least not the only server where it happens anymore? i think so >Does the server still take 10 fucking minutes to reboot between rounds? yes >Do we still have 2014 gamemodes with no improvements since then? yes, but changes soon >Do we have the tensioner back yet? no, but changes soon >Do you shitters still have problems with your admins metagaming, shitposting etc? an admin just got axed for being a shitter, current headmin takes no bullshit >Do you shitters still have problems with your coderbus being distant and bitter and never getting shit done? yes, but 2 of the shitty ones quit, and we now have a 'player-coder liason' to make them behave >Does that unbearable retarded sec why-foo with the asian name still play? What about the unbearable retarded sec why-foo with the normal name that can't read the radio? souhei is banned trinity is not banned unfortunatley >Does R&D still suck? yes
Joseph Rogers
>no k on there hmph i'll have you know i'm extremely homosexual
Joseph Campbell
>Celt is now admin-player-coder relations This is a joke, right? Right? What next, you made Sarca headmin?
Christian Roberts
Worse, we made Foster headmin
Chase Brooks
>A greytide dumps on sec so badly that you laugh so hard you cant breathe Banger boys will never recover from this.
Easton Brown
>2 of the shitty ones quit Who'm? Is Riri gone at last? That's unironically not bad especially since last I heard you thick fucks wanted to go back to Aurx.
Landon Rogers
Had a good round with you Josephus, hope you learnt at least something, if you've got any questions ask here and I'll do my best to answer
Matthew Kelly
Say it with my boys
S H I T C U R I T Y
Gavin Perez
>warden didn't even get banned for that
that's good
David Morris
To be fair allen was being a massive shitter and the hos did perma the warden for the unauthorized execution.
Dylan Ramirez
tfw crippling bowel pain the whole round
Ethan Walker
nah I meant that's good as in I think that's hilarious and I think the right course of action
I was the HoS and while I can't say I'm happy that they murdered a prisoner I can't really blame them