/wtc/ & /gwt/ - The Witcher and Gwent General

Scoia'tael Edition

>Official Websites & Communication Channels
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playgwent.com
twitter.com/playgwent

>Gwent Deck Trackers
gwentup.com

>Gwent Card Databases & Deck Lists
gwentdb.com/
gwentify.com/

>Guide to the Witcher Books
reddit.com/r/witcher/comments/3qm8p9/

>Old

BASED Ihuarraquax poster.

Here's one Trissfu for here, until one of the thread dies :3

Is there any bigger bro?

What's even more based is that this alien unicorn is all the diversity the Scoia'tael faction needs.

Everytime i post to curb my addiction i get shit on and it feels bad and makes me sad inside and the gwentposters make fun of me and it makes me sad and i just want to post Ciri and i don't understand why this happen to me and it makes me sad.

My nigga Cahir.

The only reason my excitement for Ihuarraquax is muted is because I know they're going to shove him into Scoia'tael for no reason.

Just ignore the other thread until it's deleted.

>they're going to shove him into Scoia'tael for no reason
He's listed as ST in the leaks page and it boggles my mind what ties him to the faction considering the WH are part of another faction and they both happen to share a world.

what I would love is for there to be a waifu only thread for containment but then the rest of wtc is merged with gwt

This dude right here is a very close second.

They really need to just change ST's name to Elder Races. Hell, if they really wanted to, they could put the Aen Elle and the Unicorns together in a new faction, but that won't happen.

Would be an okay idea for a new expansion tbqh, depending on how story-heavy they're intending their expansions to be. I'm a massive faggot for some Tir na Lia or Dol Blathanna exploration.

Post Ihuarraquax.

...

There's nothing wrong with a healthy friendship with a loyal unicorn-bro.

Cahir was a pedo

Can you blame him though?

Do you think he fapped himself unconscious after bathing young Ciri?

Reminder that the real /wtc/ general is here:

Stop giving gwentfugees free welfare and start supporting real discussion and quality waifuposting.

lol

Cahir.

Back to your containment thread, faggot.

Been making a lot of the OPs for the last few months whilst trying to cater to both /gwt/friends and /wtc/friends. I honestly don't believe that either of the threads will survive on its own for long, and it's arrogant to assume so.

Either way, I'll be bumping only one of them at a time, because I don't have it in me to help keep both alive.

You can't stay out of ours, so fuck you gwentnigger.

Join real /wtct/ today! Become a proud supporter of real discussion and quality waifuposting!

He probably pulled a Shinji.

You did good, my man. This likely won't be permanent anyways

Fucking hell all golds I've gotten from level up rewards so far were duplicates and I'm level 50
WAKE ME UP

Yes, geralt knew about it. he even fucked up his hand on the mage island so he would stop fapping to her.

And only the gwentposters are immature, huh?
Most of this mess is caused by people offending waifu posters and flipping the fuck out at some freaking images, and waifu posters shitting on /gwt/ and acting holier than thou all the fucking time. None of the sides can just live and let live.
But it's good that we split for the time being, after some time it will show that we can't keep up without each other in our current state.

Reminder to not post in /wtc/ unless you want both generals to die. Don't respond to that autist by entering his thread and posting there.

Was the only reason Geralt didn't neutralise Cahir on the spot because Geralt considers Ciri his wife's daughter and not a daughter of his own?

Milva convinced him not to. Also Geralt was probably just puffing his chest when he threatened to kill Cahir. He's not a murderer, after all.

The equinox scene was really well-written. I can't wait until white trash Milva overpowers both drooling males in the show.

geralt was so broken at that time.

If they turn Milva into some impossibly beautiful assassin-type rather than a white trash innawoods redneck, I'll be pissed.

they really should add an option to like reset 1 daily quest a day, 5 wins as skelly when i have none of their gold/silvers....yay

There are lots of ways for new players to get free shit. You don't need to be completing every single daily quest as a new player. Besides, it's just extra incentive to broaden your horizons and build toward new factions.

>white trash innawoods redneck
She most likely won't be that
They want to make this show into the netflix GoT and d&d don't exactly care about the book material that much
They'll do whatever hypes up the"normies" the most. The elf orgy will also either be shown as rapey or somewhat sensual and touchy feely

oo i try not to but i usually can only play every few days so its like win 5 games as a faction you dont have a deck for is just taking up a slot so im kinda fucked unless i get some lucky kegs in the next few days

The Shupe: Knight reset option is fucking trash. It's 6 points stronger than a silver reset and that only if it doesn't get removed. Why is CDPR so fucking incompetent?

The only remotely beautiful females in the show should be glamoured-up sorceresses and elven mages, but all things considered, they'd need to draw the GoT fans so prepare yourself for pretty Ciri and 30yo Nenneke.

>The elf orgy will also either be shown as rapey or somewhat sensual and touchy feely

I never really understood what the tone of that scene was meant to be, to be honest.

I mean, CDPR already made Ciri beautiful despite her being described as ugly repeatedly in the books.

>The elf orgy will also either be shown as rapey or somewhat sensual and touchy feely
Was Milva a virgin beforehand?

they thought they all gonna die so they all decided the only rational thing to do: tu bust a nut

what do you want him to do? he has the highest base strength, his effects can't be as strong as that of a mage, and it's pretty nice when your opponent has a fat impera on board
I've always imagined it as the scene between hutspurn and ciri, but spiced up with the mix of desperation, fear, and maybe alcohol, resulting in some trashy group sex.
Don't think so, no

I dont know why CDPR turned Geralt into a supermodel
I always liked him as some kind of hobo. in TW2 a whoe said "you are ugly, but at least remarkable ugly"

Bro...I'm not trying to be a dick but you do act kinda weird about the whole Ciri thing. I mean I like her as much as anyone, hell I'm writing a goddamn fanfiction about her appearing in our world because I'm so enamored with her as a character, but you take this stuff with her to the next level. I don't think the gwentposters should be jerks to you and you certainly don't bother me any, but being fair the way you talk and how obsessed you come off as being can put people off.

Yen claims she's ugly but that's going by sorceress standards. Other than even Eredin wanting to bust a nut in her, there were quite a few candidate breeders that liked her for her personality, etc.

The Elven king couldn't even get a boner when the future of his entire race depended on fucking her.

kek

he was very old, had everything in his life and was probably a racist nazi
he tried his best but died from other-dimension-elf-viagra. fitting end for a knife-ear

Eh, let's be honest here, geralt is a male power-fantasy character in the games, especially the third one, him looking hot as fuck just completes this image. It's certainly better than geralt with the face of a humanoid zeugl ploughing half of vizima in TW1 desu, and they've fucked more important things lore-wise such as white frost.
>inb4 my wife's son

He was supposedly old even for an elf, and I always thought his impotence was due to Ciri's human features. Maybe Eredin hadn't quite reached the age where he gets bored of sex like a lot of his Aen Elle brethren.

>waifu autists leave
>genuinely enjoyable book and lore discussion ensues

Highly curious case.

So what was the white frost supposed to be in the books? It's been a couple years since I read them but it always seemed like an inevitable apocalyptic happening similar to the end of days prophecies we have in our world.

but Ciri is the one i want

I'm still posting here friend, in both generals to be exact.

Supposed to represent climate change. CDPR turned it into more of a world-devouring entity.

its very vague. thats what I also imagined, a natural ice age that happens sooner or later to all worlds
clearly CDPR didnt know what to do with it in TW3 and forced some happy ending
>ey yo, Im lady of time and so on, go away frost, yo hurting us
>ay yo, sorry I didnt know *wush*
>Carebears dancing and rainbows everywhere

I've read them around 5 years ago but from some dialogue with nimue in tlotl it sounded like a natural or man-caused phenomenon, kinda like the global warming or the ice age.
And I'll always take this explenation over ciri fighting some magic, dimension travelling, universe destroying, evil being

This is Ciri

They were all young Elves, so sex still had some value to them. Going into a wreckless suicide battle, sex felt like a good way to feel like they weren't going to die alone.

>they weren't going to die alone
*a virgin. ftfy

Well if Ciri is what you want then it shouldn't bother you that the gwentposters are rude to you.

So the season rewards are tomorrow but there no patch or new cards?

patch will hit soon, maybe tomorrow as well
no new cards, that is good. CDPR should focus on balancing the existing ones instead of adding new cards to this unbalanced fuckfest

Yes

L O L

PATCH WHEN?!?!?!?!!?!11

The patch will arrive with the new season. Tomorrow at 1PM CET.

>most beautiful being known to mankind
bravo

I prefer dis.

>lmao floating snakes

Thanks, CDPR.

Bet Mastroianni is a Iorveth fan.

On another note, I feel bummed we only got a mention of her in TW3. Was expecting her to finally make an appearance given how hyped-up she was in the books, but unfortunately we only got a megascope image of Ida for consolation.

CDPR are hacks. They would much rather invent anime-tier OC characters than show us book characters.

Fair enough that makes sense as I remember it. Was climate change a big deal or even really known about back when Sapkowski wrote his books? Especially in Eastern Europe?

EU times are over and when I wake up I'll see both threads dead with 100 replies. Can't wait to laugh at the retards who thought splitting was a good idea, when we're fully merged again.

yea, unlike Yen (((Vengerberg)))

>or even really known about back when Sapkowski wrote his books

Some of us EUfags with degenerate sleeping patterns are still going to keep this thread alive, user, don't be so hasty.

I see Ciri and Triss get posted here a lot, but do you guys like Yen?

Yen is the canon choice.

only the retarded vocal minority posts Triss and Ciri
Yen is where its at

Absolutely

Nice try yencuck.

I'd like Yen to be my mommy and jerk me off to sleep before tucking me in and giving me a goodnight kiss.

dont be silly, this only happens in Japan

have a Yen

ah the temple where she brought back one of Ciris friends through necromancy and tortured him for no reason. good times, good times

don't forget that she destroyed the ancient sacred grove and turned whole Skellige against herself

Do you lads believe that Polacks have a running joke that every dude that's ever tried to dick Ciri dies? Do you reckon that was the sole inspiration for Skjall?

it seems very likely

I'd believe it. But then again they apparently don't know shit about the lore so it's hard to say. On that note though, would you guys risk it? I would

Emhyr is a very smart man and realized it, so he didnt dick her in the end

no, its not worth it
but I would a Shani

Emhyr portrait is going to be a top 1000 reward. I can feel it in my bones.

I like her feet

The only Witcher girl I'd go full homo for is Saskia.