/wowg/ - World of Warcraft General

Unknown_Male: Wisps are dangerous only in large numbers, can we kill enough them Warchief?
Unknown_Female: Not enough to matter. But we can disperse them.
Unknown_Female: Saurfang, take some of our troops and go into Felwood. Find or make path over the mountain into Darkshore, but leave the siege weapons under my command.
Unknown_Female: We will squeeze Malfurion from both sides.
Unknown_Male: How many smugglers do you know, Blightcaller?
Unknown_Male: I beg your pardon?
Unknown_Male: I am not so naive to believe that Everlook gets all of its cargo via ship routes from Azshara. There has to be a hidden route somewhere through Felwood.
Unknown_Male: Most smugglers will not want the attention of the high overlord, but I do know of somebody who is more loyal to the horde than their profits.
Unknown_Female: Then it is decided. Saurfang, Nathanos - you are to leave at once.
Unknown_Female: $n, let's keep the remainder of Malfurion's army busy.

t. rogue player

>That's Proudmoore Keep at the end of the channel. Imposing and unbreakable.
>Like my father for whom it was named.
>I must admit... it feels good to be home.
>[IGC - Katherine rejects Jaina and exiles her. Player is arrested.]

Jaina got BTFO by her mom IMMEDIATELY after coming home. Top kek

uhh.. i'm level 86 and just healed a Vortex pinnacle. it felt like I had no weapon on. why the fuck is scaling like this? 10 healing waves just to top somebody and only healing tide to reliably recover from burst aoe.

So the Horde just straight up burn the tree for no reason?

Nothing interesting going on? Just a raid on the tree?

Why the fuck have Blizz been so fucking cucked about it then

So I'm pleased you Alliance types see the wisdom in my business proposition.
We can keep this our little secret. What Sylvanas don't know won't hurt her, am I right?
Now that it's finally official, there's only one thing left to do... Get your Alliance butts off my newly acquired island!
Did you really think I'd share the spoils? That's adorable! At least you've still got your honor... for all the good that'll do you.

WHY IS GALLAWYX SO BASED BROS

SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT PROUD
>HORDE
>DINDU
>NUFFIN
>SYLVANAS
>A
>GOOD
>GIRL

Unknown_Male: Brothers and sisters of the Alliance, hear me now!
Unknown_Male: We are standing the precipice of glory!
Unknown_Male: Today, we will claim our victory over the Eastern Kingdoms and take back that which has been stolen from us so long ago.
Unknown_Male: We stand as one in solidarity for those who were lost at the battle for Teldrassil - for the families who have lost their homelands.
Unknown_Male: With this act of war, it is clear that we must fight for the survival of our next hundred generations.
Unknown_Male: FOR THE ALLIANCE!

Gallywix is pretty fucking cool. I really think more leaders need to be like him on both factions, not necessarily greedy evil bastards, but with a clear agenda independent of their faction, only working with it out of necessity.

I mean, figure that was the idea once but it's kind of a lost these days on both sides.

>Alliance fights for family and honor
>Horde fights for natural resources and domination

Why do people still think there isn't a good faction and a bad faction?

For BM yeah. But I doubt BM will go live unchanged, still nothing on a second pet or anything so we have to wait really

>if things stay like they are now for the specs
>literal first day of invite-only alpha

Did you just join in Legion? Not been around for an alpha before?

What are you possibly seeing in that that makes you think the horde burn the tree?

Exactly as the bitch fucking deserves. Jaina's story needs to conclude with her committing suicide while she sees her father's ghost in her death throes.

where?

>Alliance do shit thing
>CHAT ALLIANCE HORDEKEKS BTFO
>Horde does shit thing
>Wooooooooooooooooooow what is wrong with horde? dindunuffin warcriminal

But alliance doesn't do bad things.

So I just did 10 stockade runs for 1,000 G. Took 20 minutes, and I leveled 4 times. Definitely worth it IMO. Anyone know how long instance locks last for?

rekt

does this mean you unlock the capital city at 120?

Used a neutral city as a staging point for raids on horde towns which ultimately led to the destruction of said neutral city and its inhabitants

>jaina basically lets the orcs storm her homeland and kill her father
What did you expect? Her to be welcomed back with open arms?

>This is so exciting! The first real potential kaja'mite find since the Lost Isles. I can hardly contain myself!
>The Zandalari use kaja'mite too. For some reason. Probably for rituals. But according to goblin law, all kaja'mite belongs to goblins!"

I fucking love being a goblin.

1 hour also move to ZF at lvl 44.

This is where the Horde will bring up taurujo, a tiny settlement that the Alliance allowed all the civilians to flee by giving warning ahead of time.

>ilv 917
>literally cannot beat agatha

holy fuck i literally hate myself

how the FUCK CAN THIS ONE KEK ME AMONG L ITERALLY 90% OF THE OTHER CLASESES?

>But alliance doesn't do bad things

Nice pricing. The fucking greedy fucks on Sargeras want fucking 10000g per level or 2k a run. Fucking stupid.

he did nothing wrong though?

How are you 917? This is Legion, you have no excuse.

Go run some LFR or do some Argus or do a M+ and get up to 930

It's the bare fucking minimum ilvl to be

>zandalari feet items actually cover their feet entirely
yes, holy fuck thank you god.

There is literally nothing wrong with killing elves

>burn down Teldrassil, an entire settlement with a civilian populace
>bomb Theramore and enslave the fleeing civilians and force them to fight each other to the death
>"wtf horde dindu nuffin"

to be fair that was Jaina but then she blamed the horde for some reason.

They don't because the writers don;t care about them.

Yeah tell me how long your people will survive off of family and honor

They're raiding Darkshore in order to burn Teldrassil

Why the fuck are Night Elves still part of the Alliance?

nice leap there fag

>Horde kills elves
>UNACCEPTABLE SYLVANNAS MUST PAY
>Alliance kills elves
>BASED LOL HORDKEKS BTFO DID NOTHING WRONG

M-mommy I'm sorry I let my orc boyfriend kill daddy.
But he br- I mean, I broke up with him and I see now that all orcs must die, please let me back home!

Unknown_Female: These are Alliance lands! Swift retribution shall come to these Horde imposters that challenge us!
Unknown_Male: All o' dis been troll lands long before you Allies even knew it was here, Admiral.
Unknown_Male: Strike hard and strike fast, bruddas and sistahs. Dese Alliance won't know what hit 'em.

pls don't add those vulperas

>tfw still no luffa

is this shit any good even. fuck

took a fucking whole hour to run Razerfen Downs

a fucking grueling, painful hour

fuck this shit dude

She deserves it.
>mommy I beat up daddy because reasons ;^), please come back ow mommy mommy why do you hit me please stop mommy
mommy issues arc incoming

What diff does it make? I cant remember a blizzcon without fursuits

which one is ZF again?

Jesus christ, why so much? Is Sargeras overly populated, or is the economy fucked, or both

>literal WE WUZ
>every war after beating the bugs, they got BTFO
Looking forward to stamping the CONQUISTADORED mark on Zandalar.

As someone who has been playing ret paladin and enjoying it, will I also like arms/furry warrior, or will I be missing the utility cooldowns and off heals?

YOU have BOTH your Thorium Brotherhood AND Zandalari rep ready, RIGHT?

zul farrak

you won't have lay on hands and bubble like a little bitch so it'll be too difficult for you

LMAO HE DABBIN!

>wanting luffa

Are you ok bro?

not him but I'm 837, I haven't played since legion start, I'll get my itemlvl up

Where did the big strong manly retadin touch you, baby boy? How impotent did you feel when he just shielded all your cooldowns?

BM is the only other spec you'll ever enjoy now that ret has ruined you.

Inshallah brothers

wut

ty bb

Unknown_Female: The horde is falling back again? What is their strategy here?
Unknown_Male: That damned blight blocks our path. Our forces can't follow her.
Unknown_Male: The Alliance gains no victory if the Warchief escapes. Capturing her is the only way to win this war.
Unknown_Female: Understood. We will not let you go alone.
Unknown_Male: Mekkatorque, can your gyrocopters get us past this blight?
Unknown_Male: I do not have many, but my machines are at your disposal.
Unknown_Male: So be it. Champions - with me. Mekkatorque, backtrack through the keep with the rest of our forces, and station them at Brill. Be ready to strike on my command.
Unknown_Male: You've got it.

Based mekkatorque getting the screentime he desperately needs

لمجد الله شقيق الله

its an alt you fucking retard, im doing every mage tower

ret is universally regarded as the most braindead class to play because their dps rotation is easy and they many ways to save themselves in a 1v1

>gatekeeping the two most anticipated races DURING the expansion
I don't think so amigo

Every class in nu-wow is "braindead" you silly cuck lmao

Wow its fucking nothing... At least Gallywix is getting a shitload of screentime. I hope they do the same with him the next patch or something.

PLEASE RATE MY MOG
FUCKING PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSEEEEEE

would fuck

why wouldnt u want luffa

shit makes artifact challenges piss ez

when are we getting new abilities? I hope Monks get some cool Jiren shit

*blocks your path*

Zandalar are gatekeeped to lvl 120 and zandalary questlines not a removed reputation from vanilla.

If you're at or above 925/930 in ilvl, any DPS challenge should be a walk in the park m8

does it make any other Horde rogues hard as a rock when you use Vanessa VanCleef as a bodyguard knowing she hates it?

>He needs a specific lego for the easiest fucking challenge

Maybe feral druid aka the hardest melee spec isn't for you

Any of you nerds gotten your heritage armor yet?

Vanessa doesnt hate the horde user, she hate the alliance.

installing WoW on a SSD card y/n

She might hate it more if you're Alliance, all things considered.

it cant be used on superior non-shit races so nah

Thank christ blizzard didnt forget the story they wrote? I was waiting for something to come up about her killing her own dad

need is a strong word

i dont give a shit about the spec rn

i just want the forms before they go away

i dont want to bother learning it, i just wanna faceroll it.

>feral
>hardest

uhh sweetiekins, windwalker exists...

>I must admit... it feels good to be home.
hahahaha, get fucked Jaina.

>Windwalker
>Hard

I play both and WW is piss easy in comparison to Feral.

having fun leveling my nightbourne hunter :3

>The trolls were first to rule this world, and we shall be the last.
>The troll empire shall rise again. I have foreseen it.
SOON, BRUDDA, WE WILL RISE AGAIN!

No one who plays monk thinks windwalker is hard. Fucking fun, but it's very middle of the pack to learn.

it's happening on horde now

It's huge and doesn't need good hardware to play. It's a no, though ideally everything would be on an SSD if you can spare the space.

t. never played ww monk