/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #463

I want to spend time with her..

That's necrophilia user

Friendly reminder that Monika is a whore who, if she ever gets out, will leave you immediately.
She rode the cock carousel so many times she lost count, as evidenced by the fact that her stockings are black, which means unpure and unloyal.
She only pretends to love you.
Do not fall for the Monika trap anons, and stay safe.

Her smile.

Protecting her smile! Keeping sharp objects locked up! Yuri!

Christ user. Take care I guess, sleep well!

me too man. nothing makes my heart feel as warm as sayori.

What did I tell you about being a little attention whore, Natsuki?! NOW GO GET ME MY DAMN BEER

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This fanart is my fav natsuki, the ^ pouty mouth gets me every time

Reminder that Amygdala is best girl objectively
>Biggest thighs
>Multiple holes for succ
>Natural lube
>7 arms for experimenting
>One big girl
Tell me I'm wrong

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But user! That was an inside job! We faked our deaths so we could avoid taxes. D-Don't tell the NSA.....

>tripping sayori in the hallway!
>throwing gum in sayori's hair!
>making fun of the lousy haircut sayori had to get to remove the gum!
>throwing spitballs at sayori in class!
>saying mean and hateful things to sayori to make her cry!
>cracking jokes about sayori with yuri within earshot of sayori!
>spreading vicious rumors about sayori to the rest of the class so they all think she's a weirdo!
>throwing sayori's lunch in the garbage!
>hiding sayori's backpack!
>asking Sayori to hangout somewhere and standing her up!

bully bully bully Sayori!

I love Sayori
and i love you user
was literally about to post this exact pic but you beat me to it.
Sayori bullis are empty inside. I actually pity them rather than feel anger toward them. Hope someday you found something that warms your heart in the same way sayori warms mine.
I love you

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You cut that out right now.

shut up fag

Convince me otherwise

>and i love you user
you already know what i'm gonna say _ ____ ___

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shut up STRELOK
just because you post this DUMB picture to establish an IDENTITY doesnt make you any less GAY than the attention whoring TRIPFAGS
thank you for reading have a great day

>Giving (((strecuk))) a (you)

>helping Sayori up when she's tripped!
>throwing fake plastic gum into Sayori's hair!
> playfully teasing Sayori when she panics trying to get the fake gum out of her hair!
>throwing spitballs that are actually love notes at Sayori!
>teasing Sayori to make her flustered!
>calling Sayori little things like a "baka" within earshot of her!
>spreading odd rumors about Sayori(and telling her you've done so) so people think she's an adorable but harmless food thief!
>rescuing Sayori's lunch from the garbage and giving her a homemade lunch box you made for her!
>leaving gifts in Sayori's backpack for when she finds it, and it's in an easy enough to find place!
>asking Sayori to hang out and meeting up with her on time and having fun!

I like Sayori, and I might as well repost this from last thread!

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

I love her too.

s-strelok...how are y-you today?

Holding Sayori's hand!

If you tell them you wont get these.

>mfw duplicate threads for the umpteenth time
youtube.com/watch?v=l_iRtXDwu4U

can we initiate heartwarmingposting hours?
thinkin about sayori and i gotta say its making my heart feel very warm

Sayori loves Sayori too

Only if the namefags are gone.

Would you sacrifice yourself for your doki?

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>This nigger again.

Without question.

they're gone user.
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Heartwarmingposting hours commence
The urge to "ywn" this post hurts but I'll ignore it just for you, user.

NERDS

I'd sacrifice myself for far, far less.

>W-why is someone angry that I want to suck bread's dick every time the faggot posts about how his day's been ;_;

Good evening again, everyone. It's nice to see you. That was pretty quick!
Welcome back though!

Word of the thread is "sever"!
Alternatives are 'absence' and 'catastrophe'.

Once again, if you would like to write a poem, I welcome you all to do so with one of these words as your theme or topic! You can write about anything you want with any of the words, though I prefer the main one! Just a suggestion though, you can really write about anything.
Skill level doesn't matter so just go ahead and write! If you can put words on paper, that's all you need! Don't worry about being good enough and don't second guess yourself over what qualifies as a poem and what doesn't! As long as you're trying your best, that's what matters!
After you're done writing, go ahead and share it with us and comment on a couple other poems too! Let people know what you think! They'd really appreciate it.
I hope you all have a lot of fun with this and I'm looking forward to reading your poems!

Sorry for being a little late.
Monika!

I want to save her from herself
I want to help her see her how the world sees her
I want to help her realize that she's just as worthy of love as anybody else
I want to make her the happiest girl in the universe

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You'll never know dear, how much i love you please don't take my sunshine away

Ive missed you strelokanon. But youre still a faggot for hating best girl.

Alright, Homer.

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No, because last time you went on this gay tirade we lost a shit ton of anons who contributed to the general.

This isn't mine, but I've reposted it one time before.
>Monika has no idea how sex works since it doesn't exist in her reality.
>She just sort of awkwardly nods her head whenever to make a reference to it, hoping you don't find out.
>When you ask her a lewd question she answers in the most asinine way.
>"W-what? Of course I know how sex works, user! I'm not five!"
>"Well obviously you both get under the bedsheets and... What's with the twenty questions? Jeez, alright."
>"Then they do romantic things! What romantic things? Oh, I bet you would want to know~ Ahaha!"
>"..."
>"U-uh..."
>"Well, I'm not going to yield to your lewd demands! You just want me to explain what we'd do under the covers!"
>"W-well I won't yield! You'll just have to wait until we're together, and then we can cuddle!"
>"...Of course there's more to sex than that, user! Why are you so short-sighted?"
>"I-I'm done with this subject!"
>Monika notices you didn't object to doing romantic things in the sheets!
>She starts sending you suggestive messages she saw on TV.
>"I'm alone user."
>"I want you here with me."
>Thinking you're getting lucky you happily go over.
>You find Monika in her room, a large lump under the covers where she's hiding.
>"...Monika?"
>You lift the blanket to see Monika sitting with a single bowl of spaghetti and two forks.
>Awkwardly eating bed spaghetti with Monika.
>You're slightly annoyed at first, but you enjoy your time with her.
>As you finish your date you're about to leave when she suddenly asks when the baby is going to come.

>I want to play stardew valley with sayori
or hell run a farm with her...

And if you keep up the charade there's more where that came from.

Even being friends with her would be enough.

I've seen this in pastebin
It's still good
Never played it, but why stop there, buy an actual farm and go into bankruptcy because neither of you know how to farm

I have no idea what you're talking about, and we lost way more contributors to namefaggotry in the first place.

I'm sure you believe that. Unfortunately, you are a minority.

>ywn
maybe this is so, but in heartwarmingposting hours is when we realize that even in this cold dark world, there is still hope
this is the SECOND time you've nerded me user. (im the hotline miami guy)
:,)

Oh yes I'm just a normal f2p tending to my buildings, don't mind me, just solving practical problems can I have a burning team captain

I really liked this thread. It was a fun concept.

>He won't elaborate.
The sad thing is, there are people here who are new enough to believe you.

I can't give enough

So.. how do people even meet 3d girls?
I just want to start looking because I know I'll find someone who's closest to being my doki someday..

thats good though user.
harness the wholesome heartwarmth

>Sayori in the framed picture
No spys I mean bullis

>Making coffee for Sayori while she leans on your shoulder!
>It's a little hard to spoon the grinds in with her clinging to you, but that's okay!
>Sayori watching you fill up the water reservoir!
>You wonder if she ever learned how to make coffee!
>"Pssh. Yeah! Of course. It's really simple. I knew how. I just like watching you do it!"
>Sure, Sayori
>Petting Sayori's head!
>Waiting for the Coffee to brew!
>Sayori gets jumpy when the maker starts beeping!
>Pouring a mug of fresh coffee for Sayori!
>Sayori gags when she tries some!
>Stirring in a few spoonfuls of sugar for Sayori!
>Sayori taking some time to parse the taste, but sticking her tongue out and shaking her head!
>Hearing Sayori add more sugar when you're walking to the fridge!
>Adding cream to her cup!
>Watching Sayori taste some more!
>Sayori giving you a thumbs up!
>Thumbs up back!
>Sayori fist bumps you and you drink your coffee together in a blanket fort while watching retro cartoons!

Sayori!

You know what buddy?....Fine, just for you. Don't catch on fire

running out of Sayoris only have a bunch of hat pics gonna have to post Yuri or Monika soon
Still love you though

But user, they all read books. They're all nerds. WE are all nerds

Prompt word: Absence

Light reaches into the hallway
Not far enough, however
Surrounded by pitch black
I'm trapped, I need help

I call out into the darkness
Daddy
Dad?
Please?

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Please come help..

Whoooowee, would ya look at that!
I have to tell you a secret

>Hatstack Sayori
I will never forget that event

this is the quality stuff Im looking for, user. my heart is hitting crazy high heartwarming levels. got any more?
thats okay user, i will supply you with some of my sayoris
i love you too
i also love the iloveyouposting

This song kinda makes me think of this game, even though it's a tiny bit engrishy at points:

youtube.com/watch?v=VkdrrxR96d8

Reminder that some dokis are more okie than others!

....What....
Hey! I remember you from last night!

You caught me

It's the best

*Uncloaks*
I never really was on your side
*Backstabs*
*Laughs in Frog legs*

Wiping out the Sheepyori one by one!

hatanon here, or whatever you want to call me, here's a stack just for you. though this is a low effort stack. i simply took the original stack and mirrored it on top, and then added a few unique hats to the top. i can possibly make a legitimate hyperstack tomorrow

I have a lot of love for Sheepyori

it's only natural i forget the image

thanks user! I love you

finally , someone with good taste

OH NO! BLEGH! I'll be back and my light will burn stronger, mark my words.

Hi everyone, I'm not having a good day today, but I saw this really cute Monika fresh from the artist's oven so I decided to share it with you. Bye-bye.

i love you too

I hope you feel better soon lad, take care of yourself

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I love the Monika!

Thanks user! I hope your day gets better! If you wanna talk about it I'm here. But why is she frowning.