/owg/ - Overwatch General:MAKE A FUCKING THREAD EDITION

girlDog
girlDog

Year of the Dog Event starts on February 8th
twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/959229939898761216

Latest PC patch notes
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

Overwatch League Schedule
overwatchleague.com/en-us/schedule

Waifufilter
pastebin.com/6bzpzDvL

Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com/

I didn't have the waifu filter, sorry

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veekyforums.com/thread/204532742/video-games
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youtube.com/watch?v=jN75k2vY46E
overwatchleague.com/en-gb/promos/inaugural-team-skins-tokens
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20761726669#post-7
veekyforums.com/thread/204582684/video-games

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

first for moira needs a buff

SniperWish
SniperWish

reaper main on my team in first game of the day
lose
reaper main on my 2nd and 3rd games
lose
WOW WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT PLAYING A SHORT RANGE HERO INTO LONG RANGE HEROES DOESN'T WORK.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

When will they release Cat?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

They just need to make her backpack gold and flip the healing / damage of her ultimate so it has a better niche than just shitty version of transcendence.

takes2long
takes2long

veekyforums.com/thread/204532742/video-games
I'm 34 years old but a kissless virgin. Is this Hana compatible?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Blaming your loss on one person is a bit much, yeah?

farquit
farquit

That's a good one, user. You should be a comedian.

askme
askme

Honestly this skin only looks good on art and POTG. In the game the meka and the character is a black mess.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How many hours until the event starts?

Methshot
Methshot

Blizzard world will be a thing in your lifetime if Activision/Blizzard get bigger

Evilember
Evilember

How to ACTUALLY buff McCree

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

They're at the same level as torb and sym mains at this point, so nah.

viagrandad
viagrandad

be Reaper main
play 15 games today (12 quick play, 3 arcade)
win 12
sux my dix

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Who Reaper?

SniperWish
SniperWish

quick play
arcade
wants his dick sucked
You can't make this shitup

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Whenever Chu gets done with his epic novel of a Japanese Samurai breaking the flower of a virgin European blonde nurse nun

Nojokur
Nojokur

using gold weapons
Disgusting.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

shooting a projectile into a bubble
being surprised when it does nothing

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'm not surprised, I was upset that it came at the perfect time to cockblock me.

RavySnake
RavySnake

and dva needs a nerf

happy_sad
happy_sad

Be Mercy main
Decide to play comp
Get yelled at by team to switch off
Lose SR all day, drop from plat to silver
All because of a "nerf"
I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SUCK SO MUCH AT RHE GAME THAT THEY HAD TO NERF MERCY

JunkTop
JunkTop

If you pause it you can see the sleepdart hitting genji and drawing blood before the bubble

Nojokur
Nojokur

guys what if we made mercy unkillable and let her fly around the map at 670mph reviving anyone who dies ever

Spamalot
Spamalot

nice ping

cum2soon
cum2soon

My dick is diamonds. Also
homos will complain about this

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Thanks

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Shitty Dva gets lucky and matrixes my ult
”Hanzo I eat ur dragons for BREAKFAST” in chat

Why do I always get matched against fucking retard kids.

SniperWish
SniperWish

play a character for kids
surprised when kids taunt you

RumChicken
RumChicken

Will Overwatch be Labo compatible?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How the fuck do you play with ping that high?

Booteefool
Booteefool

those nipple pumps
chest armour disappearing under her boobs
that costume design is horrid. there are heaps better ways to show off the tits without it looking like trash good lord

Nojokur
Nojokur

Overwatch is for kids

Soft_member
Soft_member

Fag

hairygrape
hairygrape

Oh fuck I forgot the event was this week, I did my arcade lootboxes already.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

LOOK AT THIS FAG AND LAUGH

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

r63cucks have no concept of taste or design, ignore their mental illness.

Nojokur
Nojokur

By reminding myself that it's better than playing 3700 games in Aus.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Just buy some :^)

TreeEater
TreeEater

being Australian
Well, it sure beats western yuro servers filled with russians.

StonedTime
StonedTime

a woman is on mic

Well fuck my ass and call me susy, I guess we've lost this match boys

FastChef
FastChef

Already bought 50 of them ahead of time, I'm getting some good shit this time around

Bidwell
Bidwell

Mei you find wealth and treasures.

massdebater
massdebater

The event is going for 4 weeks this time

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

is dog event live yet?

Methnerd
Methnerd

there's a reaper on your team
not in voice
Guess we lost this one desu

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

t. Faggots

MPmaster
MPmaster

Buy another 50 just in case, even if you get everything for this even you can save them for the next one.

SniperWish
SniperWish

just bought 2 lootboxes today, I'm ready

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Hmm, I wonder what genji looks like under the mask...

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Nope

Evilember
Evilember

Im a filthy casual who barely plays.

I hear a lot of crying about mercy nerfs, is she actually underpowered now? I feel like she has been top 10 ever since the game launched, they are pandering to shitty gril gamers and it pisses me off, is this finally her end?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Overwatch is fun.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Good idea, gonna have to borrow some money from my dad though

eGremlin
eGremlin

It's a bad design but 95% of r63 art is more about drawing porn than coming up with an actual good design.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

crippling social anxiety
I can't overcome it to use voice chat. So many people are assholes. The fuck do I do?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Just talk, no-one cares. Honestly, there's so few people in voice most of the time that it doesn't matter. Just call out discords, who's low. Back up etc. When someone calls you out for being shit, just remind them that a crane couldn't carry their fat arse to victory.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Year of the dog, because the chinese love to celebrate the food they eat. :^)

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Will you still love Junkrat when it’s revealed he’s a cuntboy?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

is this finally her end?
No, a lot of people are still playing her, but a lot of people are also not playing her. She's still pretty strong if you know what to do with her. That said, the big thing is that she's no longer in every single match, which is what the devs wanted. There's a good chance she'll get another rework before the year ends.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Source?

5mileys
5mileys

Is that all you're going to post?

WebTool
WebTool

he gets paid triple figures for this shit
shipper retards on /owg/ defend him because they think he will confirm there ship 10 years down the road

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How the FUCK did he remove his tits in the middle of a radiated Australian outback?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

There's a good chance she'll get another rework before the year ends.
NO. IT'S TIME TO FOCUS ON OTHER HEROES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lunatick
Lunatick

Do you think Junker Queen will have voice lines where she mocks the rest of the chestlet female cast for their lack of boobage?

eGremlin
eGremlin

play in EU
always get matched with Frenchies who can't speak english

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Maybe if this was TF2 she would

Bidwell
Bidwell

I could post about your mum being a whore but I am fucking your dad right now, brb.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'll take French over russians tbqh. At least they understand English. Even when playing on UK serbs with 20ms PING, I'm infested by russians.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I wonder how much of that shit he just makes up on the spot, cause I have a feeling he'll completely forget about that if he's asked about it in a few weeks

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

faggots got mad about the lewds of symmetra In the outhouse
faggots got mad about Tracers ass

I hate Valve but at least they don't give a shit about what the more retarded part of there fanbase thinks

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'd be surprised if he didn't when it comes to these irrelevant "facts". Maybe he writes them down somewhere.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I wonder how much of that shit he just makes up on the spot,
200% of it. I made the typo of 2 and It's still true.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Considering the fact he forgot about DVas back story I want to assume that's the case 90% of the time. Metzen was corny but he at least cared about the lore a good percentage of the time and tried to keep it consistent. Also

inb4 green orc jesus

Thrall wasn't a self insert. He was an imaginary gay boy friend.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Knife.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Just win baby

Supergrass
Supergrass

Posting the best ass in Overwatch

Emberfire
Emberfire

I think you posted the wrong gif because I don't see a donkey

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

this joke is cancer

idontknow
idontknow

I've lost track of how many loads I've blown to her and her ass specifically.

likme
likme

no

WebTool
WebTool

Metzen
caring about the lore
Don't kid yourself.
For the record Chu wasn't the fuck up in this case, it was SC2 dev team. That's not to say that Chu's a shit writer, though.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

They could have hired anyone and yet they hired him

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

wrong

hairygrape
hairygrape

That's not to say that Chu isn't a shit writer, though.
I'm feeling too retarded right now. For the record, yes, I'm calling Chu a shit writer.

Techpill
Techpill

Here's another one, but I play on 5ping and the highlight was saved directly from overwatch

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Sancho Panza hero when?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Wromg

farquit
farquit

They hired Jeff and all he did was shit talk on EQ. I'd say Chu's the least of the concerns here.

likme
likme

Sorry I don't see the constellation of cancer nor did I make a reference to the constellation of cancer in my post

Emberfire
Emberfire

Whoever came up with this sheer fisting of a meta can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at [email protected] when you decide to A) Implement a competitive mode and meta that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle A.)Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your arses. While you're at it rename the game to BetaWatch since you've used up you're alotted false advertising karma on the Overwatch League and League tokens twitch scam of '01.Fix the Mercy meta. Fix Junkrat. Rethink your forced fifty bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking ultimate (I suggest you let whoever made the Genji one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix the performance based SR system. Fix toxicity reports (just guessing it's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE balancing team over to pre-emptively banning people from social media AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Symmetra, you jackasses will be the only ones playing Overwatch.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Ummm sweety mom ass is best ass

DeathDog
DeathDog

Nice

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I always feel bad for people who waifu tracer, I really do. She lives in the same world with this ass, she wouldn't give those guys the time of the day.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What should I, as a gold level roadhog main be learning or trying to master? I always hit my hooks but I am unsure what separates me from plat and diamond players

cum2soon
cum2soon

This is the classic Blizzard move, come across a gold mine and mismanage the whole thing till it collapses on itself

RumChicken
RumChicken

Twink hero who isn’t black or dirty when.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

When you remember that Tracer is a thing.

SniperGod
SniperGod

scoped in is hitscan so that shot was split second before the shield was up. The distance doesn't mater, due to the nature of hitscan. These sort of issues have been around since online gaming started. I don't get why anyone acts shocked they still happen, it's the nature of online games.
It's never going to be fixed being everything has to go client to the server and then back to client.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Wrong

takes2long
takes2long

xqc

SniperWish
SniperWish

boy, Reaper's been doing a lot of working out recently

Inmate
Inmate

Shield was up way before the second shot was fired though

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Fix the performance based SR system

it's removed at ranks that mater. Most who blame it can't win over 50% of their games anyways, so who cares?
performance SR is holding me back in gold!
forced 50% is why I have a 43% win rate!!!
muh teams
not muh fault
fix so I can be masters and not gold for 6 more season!!!!!!

Flameblow
Flameblow

How long until the possibility of a cute dog skin ?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

picking apart a copypasta
Try an online autistic spectrum test.
psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

If I were Emily and I saw Widow's ass, I'd be worried about Lena cheating on me.

Lunatick
Lunatick

When does the event start?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

is this game worth getting into? I've never been into shooters and the memes make it seem like it's complete shitfest of a community but I know that obviously doesn't reflect the average person's experience
On the plus side it seems pretty fun to pick up a genre I was never into and to pick a few characters to master, since I do enjoy watching myself improve

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

and the memes make it seem like it's complete shitfest of a community
seem

Booteefool
Booteefool

How much pig slop should I use to attract the enemy mei on defense at the temple of Anubis map?

askme
askme

OW is basically a moba and like 2 characters need to aim at all.

Methnerd
Methnerd

no thong

You had one job, user

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Shield was up way before the second shot was fired though

the client isn't the game, the server is the game being that's where the game is being played. So on the server the command to shoot was seen as happening a 1/2 second before the command for the shield going up. So the shot counts.
When you start to get ping, lag, favor the shooter, prediction etc all gone on stuff like this happens, it's always been happening.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

If you have friends to play with and don't take the game that seriously, it's still a really fun experience.

farquit
farquit

going off the memes to decide if you play a game

don't think so hard about it just go for it if you're really on the fence wait for a free weekend

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Just stick to the arcade modes and you'll have a good time, also having friends to play with is a nice bonus too

DeathDog
DeathDog

Are the highlights not generated by the server themselves?
s76
mccree
genji
tracer
widowmaker
orisa
hanzo/bastion (arguable)

I'm too lazy to continue

RavySnake
RavySnake

orisa needs to aim

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

be Emily
see this
What do?

DeathDog
DeathDog

picking apart a copypasta

more like taking a few seconds to poke at lower SR players even by way of copypasta. The only fun of being out of the metal ranks is reminding everyone else who is still there, that they are still there. Otherwise why even play this shitty game?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I want thicc gf like Mei where find?

Methshot
Methshot

Are you under 500SR?

Methnerd
Methnerd

just keep posting on Veeky Forums i'm sure that'll work

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Are you under 5SR?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Nah senpai, you just straight up autistic. Make a new copypasta for tigole's shitflinging if you want to "pick it apart"

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm the only one suited to be Queen. After all...the rest of you girls are sorely inadequate.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Trying to get there, it's tough tho.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

highlights not generated by the server themselves?

the devs have said before that the highlights are not a direct 1 for 1 of what happened. I'm guessing it's a fast lazy general vibe being they have to make one so quickly, only a few seconds after the game ends. It's why the movement in most of them is rather jerky.
and really it doesn't mater being any times you see shit that is clearly down to a split second win/lose the person who lost was fisted by ping/lag/prediction etc.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

not having a single pic to post xqc for reply
well, at least I tried

idontknow
idontknow

Only at high ping lmao

Booteefool
Booteefool

Find a new girlfriend desu senpai

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Is Australian SR that much harder to get that you can climb better on US with 170 ping?

Skullbone
Skullbone

I don't really have any non sperg friends to play it with
why is ranked/competitive bad?

DeathDog
DeathDog

anything remotely close like that happening at any occasion

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

this but unironically

Spamalot
Spamalot

Nah, it's alright as long as you have a brain. The worst thing about ranked is accepting that you WILL lose games because you have people on your team who aren't allowed to be near traffic.

WebTool
WebTool

you just straight up autistic

you sure seem to sperg out here, thinking a few lines about performance SR was -picking apart- something. That's picking it apart? One line about performance SR? To not only call me out, then double down on it again even more. That's way more spectrum based then me just being an asshole about SR.
I want to say my bad for hitting a nerve about low SR but I thinking that's not the issue there sperg boy.

TechHater
TechHater

When does the event start pls

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Also just tune out any mad cus bad losers and report them. If you play 5 ranked games a day and report the shitters, you'll get a message every time you log in telling you action has been taken.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

it's just a pain, you can do your placements and decide though

quick match is fine if you don't like what's on the arcade, but since people give less shits there be prepared for shitty comps

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

you can do your placements and decide though
Placements are 30000000000000% worse than ranked though. There's a zone just for placements and you will get the quick play shitters in it. People who play comp every day regularly are nowhere near as bad as these people.

Soft_member
Soft_member

12 hours

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yeah. Most games are with at least 2 diamonds. Wins are 10-15 SR while losses are 25 or more.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

yeah you right that was a brain fart moment on my part

likme
likme

no worse than any moba then

here go my 40 D€utsche marks :(

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Just one trick Hanzo and everyone will love you for it

5mileys
5mileys

Lads, What separates a high tier Roadhog / D.VA and a low tier one?

FastChef
FastChef

aim

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Knowing they're horse shit and why.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

The degree of feeding

happy_sad
happy_sad

there are people in ranked who insist on hero swaps or try to call the shots because their level is higher than everyone else
they don't seem embarrassed that they've played twice as much but are still in the same rank

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Positioning (feeding) and Defense Matrix use. That's it.

massdebater
massdebater

lmao this guy is trying to communicate what a nerd *picks hanzo*

Emberfire
Emberfire

there are people in ranked who will complain about a hero pick before anyone's even out of the spawn room
Yeah, what's your point tho?

Illusionz
Illusionz

playing videogames to get better at them rather than enjoying your life
How do you not feel embarrassed?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

their point is "im a good thniper they have to let me pick widow on attack while we have no healer"

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

McCree takes bad positions away from the Lucio Moira
demands "actual healers" and when the moira asks which specific hero he instantly leaves VC
locks torb and whines in all chat the healers are throwing because he isn't getting pocketed
comes in voice at the end of each round with "Are we ready to try this time?"
continues to do nothing but shitpost in all chat until the game ends
Dps mains have mental issues

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

desu, I'll take a widow on attack who can make picks rather than someone fillcucking on rein trying to dictate what the team is doing.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Playing video games for fun and enjoyment
fag enabler

farquit
farquit

tfw

TreeEater
TreeEater

meant for Clearly my aim is this fucking bad.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I get one of these just about every time I log in. I report maybe 2 people on average a game too. No better feeling in the world. Girls a shit, boys a shit, sex can't compare.

WebTool
WebTool

maybe if i post on Veeky Forums people will rally behind me and i won't get attacked for being a cool lone wolf sniper carry

RavySnake
RavySnake

play exclusively recon Bastion
kill everyone in my path
go turret once
get killed
WTF BASTARD STOP THROWING AND GO SOLDIER

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Watch, as the thailand map turns out to be a reskin of Facing Worlds.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

goddammit you had good humor about it now i've humanized you and i feel bad

you're right a really great sniper is a wet dream for a push but im unfortunately mutual friends with an absolute neanderthal who thinks he's some badass for playing a sniper

im fucking bitter about it

Skullbone
Skullbone

I love my wife Sombra!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why do silvers pick widow or genji, I'm not even salty, I just don't get it, they can pick someone who fits the team and win simply because they stayed relatively near the team.

WebTool
WebTool

play exclusively recon Bastion
Threw up in my mouth, I can't read anymore

girlDog
girlDog

you find out that your waifu/husbando is a loganger4life

wyd?

FastChef
FastChef

I don't mind at all because I don't know what that is

Emberburn
Emberburn

he was a legendary musician and journalist from the distant past

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

oh no, I've been exposed

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Big Boss?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

WE CANT FOCUS ON NEW CONTENT BECAUSE WHERE BUSY MONITORING SOCIAL MEDIA AND CHATS FOR MEAN WORDS

people actually fucking defend this.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Hey, they finally banned a guy who's been throwing for over a year. Griffin was supposed to be a bad guy but turns out he's a good guy. Maybe all they needed was one person dedicated to banning throwers and the rest of the team can work on the game.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Winston/Dva/Mercy/Tracer have been 2/3 of every teams lineup for literally every single round of OWL since it started because it's so laughably unbalanced

People actually defending this

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Griffith
Good guy

No.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The important thing is to know when you're not getting picks. It's fine if you are and you're telling your team to capitalise on them.
When you're not, it's time to switch off and lose the "ult charge". An ult from a shit attack hero isn't going to win when you can pick 3-4 people on another character and take the point. This is what a lot of people in OW can't do; take the time to step back and realise that MAYBE your hero choice ain't the best.

FastChef
FastChef

I'm a zen main and I smeared my profile by going widow. I only ever do it when we're playing attack and can't move past the point though. I just walk right back into spawn, pick off a healer/tank, tell the team and switch back.

TreeEater
TreeEater

He did nuffin' wrong yo, he a good boi
It'll continue to stay the same throughout stages, since it has it's own meta. However it's a good sign that D.va needs work, but Jeff confirmed that's not going to be a thing.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Actually thinking it's a good thing Reddit can now get people permanently banned for playing at the same time as popular streamers

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It wasn't even reddit, it was a streamer who ragequit the game in response to someone using "prefer this player".

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

So the update is in like 10 hours right?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

EU just crashed

Turn on CNN

takes2long
takes2long

jeph cofnirms again one tricking is not reportable

okay fine, one tricking is itself not a reportable offence. so what is poor teamwork? is playing symm on the big oasis map and trying to fight pharah/winston working well with the team? The stances they take on these issues are just so stupid.

likme
likme

Yeah, he complained in a video, it became reddits top video, and within LITERALLY ONE FUCKING DAY this guy was banned based on the hardware in his PC, it's absurd how much control a fucking internet forum actually has over this game

Emberfire
Emberfire

see a streamer in game
click prefer this player
proceed to watch stream so you know when they queue
queue
throw the game
do this for months on end without getting banned because people don't report you or reports are falling under different categories
this is fine
Nah, Doesn't even have to be reddit. At the point it becomes okay to straight up throw games, I may as well start picking a tank every map and soft throwing.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I understand that they don't want to punish the average Joe wanting to play his favourite character even if it's awful for the situation. I guess they'll be enforcing something like that though in the very high ranks to keep the pros happy.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Probably shouldn't go around stream sniping and throwing games then, right? We're not even allowed to report people for not being in voice, but throwing is A-OK as long as it's not on reddit, right?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Don't forget

Making $150 an hour while it's happening

poor baby, god thing Blizzard and reddit was there to save him

5mileys
5mileys

I don't need to fap again today user, stop.

WebTool
WebTool

Well that's absolutely understandable, I do the same, but but for a full game, I don't get it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Your moira spends her ult trying to hadoken mercy and pharahs hiding behind corners
bannable offense when

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

if NONE of you have LEAKS to post you might as well LEAVE THIS THREAD.

farquit
farquit

moira
bannable offense when

happy_sad
happy_sad

Not playing the objective, complaining in voice chat/being negative. It's pretty broad, but when you have someone playing say reaper into a pharah or rein into a junkrat. It's acceptable desu. Even if they're a main. One-tricking is "ok" if they try their best, but when it's poor teamwork. It's valid.

takes2long
takes2long

I should add that "staying silent" in team chat is a tough one. You don't have to talk but at least join the fucking channel. 9 times out of 10 what's said in voice is shit, that 1 time out of 10 is what will stop you from losing.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So essentially "Play as good as people want you to or get reported" then? Even if you play good people report because they're mad when they die and they blame the healer who was off doing their job

Seems like someone could cause a scene for Blizz for not being able to converse due to extreme anxiety

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

they won't, I feel the reason they don't want to punish one tricks is because it might open the floodgates for people reporting anyone who picks a hero they don't want in the team.

I understadn that and honestly one tricking is not always bad. Anyone was happy to have a mercy OT on their team during her meta. A good tracer one trick works all the time. It's specifically the meme one tricks that pisses everyone off, symm, torb, bastion and so on.

They could dodge the whole issue by not even addressing one tricks. or deflecting from it. Reinforce the idea that OW is a team game based on counterpicks and refusing to adapt to the game is poor teamwork and is a reportable offence. I hate symm so fucking much.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

that's fucking stupid

you cucks act like every faggot special snowflake is gonna get the rules changed like blizz even gives a fuck

no one actually gives a shit about whatever dumbass way you want to interpret a rule because you couldn't handle stopping at the fucking obvious initial conclusion

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

He just sits back all smug and throws us his scraps.

Skullbone
Skullbone

OW is a team game based on counterpicks and refusing to adapt to the game is poor teamwork and is a reportable offence.

Alright so retard team mate thinks you should go Winston to counter Tracer; you don't, so you get reported. Then next round he says you have to go Torb to counter their McCree; you don't so you get reported. Next game you pick a defense hero on defense, some guy says you're trolling because it doesn't fit the team comp, reported

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I'm so fucking glad they nerfed Mercy into the ground.
Now all you fags will have to actually learn to aim to rise in SR like the rest of us always had to.

King_Martha
King_Martha

complaining in voice chat/being negative
"[healer] can we get some healing"
LOL REPORTED ^^

Methnerd
Methnerd

Chu collected a salary during 2017

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Brigitte
Maximilien
Talon Prototype in background of Moira short
Moira's rabbit
Junkertown Queen
Sanjay
Sven

Who else?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

you faggots think someone will report you for anything

more like you want someone to care about and notice you for once

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

D.va is cute
I want to main her

FastChef
FastChef

McCree and D.Va advance past Zarya as she fights their Pharah completely oblivious

Yeah, that's Overwatch.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Moira's rabbit
I wish.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

leaks

SniperWish
SniperWish

Once you're good enough to be the ooga and not the booga you recieve reports nonstop in any game, like peasents throwing shit at nobles because they're jealous, try gitting gud

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

This Shanghai vs Dallas was a great match but also kinda sad because Dallas was supposed to be one of the favourites before the season.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Red Phoenix Mercy
the user that wanted Pharah to get Vermillion Bird got cucked

Booteefool
Booteefool

It's real
Plays like the hunter from from L4D and constantly wall jumps and pounces on you for lockdown that leads to 100% death if you aren't melee'd off the target

happy_sad
happy_sad

No Mei skins
It's fake

Emberfire
Emberfire

Blizzard "event" is a bunch of outsourced skins, mostly bug fixes and yet another recycled mememode with ranked tacked on to make autists care

Can't wait to get my 2-3 skins then not give a fuck just like every other event

Evilember
Evilember

god will the patch just fucking hit already

TechHater
TechHater

Soldier's cat?

farquit
farquit

A symm one trick to to play a round of KotH is going to have 5 reports flying at them in no short time. No doubt in the next game that one trick plays they are going to cop another 5 reports if they don't perform. Even if they do they'll probably cop them anyway just because people fucking hate one tricks. One salty dickhead reporting you for not swapping to their demands in a game or two is not going to get you banned and them sending out those reports frequently to people in all their games will get them banned for false reporting.

there is simply no way to justify one tricking in 99% of cases. How can a symm player be "trying their best to win" attacking anubis and the other team has winston and pharah? trying their best to win would be using a hero that would let them have the greatest impact, fucking anything but symm would see that happen.

likme
likme

Genji and Mercy actually got matching skins

Evilember
Evilember

so the legendary skins are based on '' The Four Mythological Symbols of China. '' One is missing from the list, which is the Azure Dragon.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

$5 says the girl that made this is ugly, a ham colossus, or a guy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

still can't manually reload for Doomfist
Why?

TreeEater
TreeEater

This pic makes me cringe everytime I look at it.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Brit still has posters in Hanamura arcade.
Possibly Hammond, but it's unconfirmed whether we've physically seen him or not.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Wouldn't want a viable DPS encroaching on Tracer or Genji would we?

RumChicken
RumChicken

50hp
no primary or secondary
ability 1 is leaping 2 meters, cooldown 1 second
ability 2 is eating carrots, 30 seconds cooldown and charges 5% ult, carrots spawn randomly on the unused parts of the maps
ult gives him 100.000 armor and a hitscan dash for 1million damage if connects

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

More like I don't want to get perma-banned from a product I paid full price for because I just wanted to have fun using said product.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

its literally the second bold line you oxygen theif

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It's literally the first thing it says right after the introduction.

askme
askme

Big tiddy junkerqueen when

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why do people delete their posts it just makes you look stupid AND insecure

TechHater
TechHater

stupid and insecure
anonymous

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

last in patch highlights

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

well it makes sense that the azure dragon should be hanzo right

Bidwell
Bidwell

I just wanted to reply

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

No. Crippling social anxiety does not stop you from joining team voice. It doesn't stop you from muting people you disagree with either. If you are unable to communicate with other players in game, maybe competitive isn't the mode for you.

The play nice part. Sure, you're expected to try and win the game in competitive. If you're playing reaper into widow and you ain't picking off healers and tanks, you're not working for the team.

Just came out of a game with a trio queue, tank played ThrowHardt, constantly fed, had a moira in his group. Not one of them was in voice. Had gold healing, had to constantly use trans to stop them from being wiped. He complained about 0 heals while feeding ult charge for three rounds. Called out discords the whole game, told the pharah to drop back so I could place orb, and it worked for the most part. The winston and rein on the other hand, winston couldn't dive targets even if there was an orb on him and the rein fed.
I think there's a point where you have to accept that you're not in voice, your hero pick is shite and you're actively working against your team. To me: That's poor teamwork and It's certainly worth reporting to avoid ever seeing them in game again. If I can't avoid them, I need to be able to stop them throwing games for me and the community.

There's a difference between one tricks that fit into a situation and not. It's a very fine line. Not enough people are reporting for poor teamwork and instead choose to complain.

askme
askme

If you play the game like you should, pick sensible heroes, communicate and don't act like a 12 year old you'll be fine. You'll gain the odd report here or there but it won't matter.

Methshot
Methshot

What was it?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

So what, Zarya's the turtle and her gun is the snake?

TechHater
TechHater

If you are unable to communicate with other players in game, maybe competitive isn't the mode for you.

Not to be reddit but that's the literal definition of victim blaming and would get blizz crucified since they've done so much to ensure they're the most PC game developer on the market

viagrandad
viagrandad

Someone just shoot him
He's too fast! OP!
This is bullshit, nerf him or I quit
No, he's not OP he makes the team stay together that's good!
He's like Genji if his blood was replaced with cocaine this is ridiculous!
Just listen for his growls to know when he's close!

I can imagine the shitstorm. It's good.

5mileys
5mileys

He couldn't read

Snarelure
Snarelure

Hardcore Ana/Pharah porn, really nasty stuff pharah in the womb type stuff

WebTool
WebTool

I don't really care so much about hurting peoples fee fees. If you don't have the mental capacity to communicate with others, maybe ranked just ain't the place you should be hanging out.

King_Martha
King_Martha

No Dva nerfs
Oh god someone please strangle Jeff

whereismyname
whereismyname

but i like dva

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I also get that you're expecting the SJW backlash from people, but at the same time: There's a big difference between maining a hero, being crippled and playing a competitive mode in a video game.

Emberburn
Emberburn

D.va is fine. DAIJOUBU
Who cares if her and winston were changed to be balanced around Orisa :^)

MPmaster
MPmaster

I can communicate with others I just choose not to usually, half the people in this game game shout POGGERS or HUGE SLAM anytime anything happens and it forces you to mute them, or they think hey need to call out literally everything going on. You need to communicate who has ult and if you ave a Tracer/Genji behind you, everything else can fit in the chat wheel

happy_sad
happy_sad

She has pictures of her cosplaying as Cat on her tumblr, she's skellymode with an ok face.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I want to throw that hamster onto a bunch of feral cats.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

white tiger (bai hyu) genji

???? I wanted straw hat halloween genji

Supergrass
Supergrass

You need to communicate who has ult and if you ave a Tracer/Genji behind you, everything else can fit in the chat wheel
Pretty much. Like I said. That 1 time out of 10 that someone says "reaper's on the bridge waiting to blossom" or "tracer flanking to the point" are worth it. The nice thing is that people who say inane shit are almost 100% worth muting anyway. Blizzard haven't removed that feature yet. It's still worth joining voice if only to hear a zen discord/ult status/usefull callout.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Always join voice chat
everyone says hello
always talking about pointless shit or whining
just stick to the game
call out discords
Tracer's low
zarya popped her bubble and is half
win games when teams are in voice
lose games whenever there's a group in their sekret club
It's almost like it's a team game.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

user, do you even KoRyuOh?
youtube.com/watch?v=jN75k2vY46E

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So what you're saying is we need solo queue, I agree completely

Playboyize
Playboyize

Her skins from last year are returning.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Or forced team chat, with the option to mute. Yeye.

5mileys
5mileys

How do I stop dying when using my Dragon Blade?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

By getting good.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

joined team chat
person with multiple personality disorder was talking to himself the entire game
was laughing at himself while seemingly berating team on who had gold medals
The average OW player is either insufferable or needs handholding for every aspect of the game
I can see flanks, pharahs, discords and the point just fine, carry on without me

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Could have same push to talk as his discord button.

guilty of this

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

lol

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

be at diamond on main for ages
make an alt
climb to diamond immediately after palcements, stay for a while
drop down to 2800 and can't climb back 50 games later

getting mad

farquit
farquit

Tim whined and bitched to the point of Blizz having to ban a thrower (probably the only instance of a perma ban for throwing)
Instead of telling the streamer "Hey fuckface, delay your stream or maybe don't complain when your whole game is on your sleeve for millions to view"
Now this toxic encapsulation of sack rider gamer gets to shout and yell and be garbage
When did gaming companies bend over backwards for twitch streamers

Flameblow
Flameblow

That shit pisses me off to no end.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

this upsets me

Evilember
Evilember

What are some ways to get overwatch league points without spending money?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Is that when Mulder was trying to write an airtight contract to ensure a genie granted world peace without monkey's pawing it?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

things like this made me Zen
people still manage to get out my LOS somehow

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

the average dps player

Inmate
Inmate

Spamming X the whole way

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Do you not own a fucking microphone? Of course not, you're a subhuman Moira player (probably a former mercy main).

Techpill
Techpill

Get rekt thrower

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I fucking hate when this happens
try to tell them to come to me for healing
end up spamming 'I need healing' cause the 'come to me for healing' thing is inconsistent
end up looking like I'm mocking them

askme
askme

getting mad that a thrower was banned for throwing
I bet you're also angry when people get the death penalty.

Inmate
Inmate

overwatchleague.com/en-gb/promos/inaugural-team-skins-tokens

gives you 100 more. just give it like a day or less

hairygrape
hairygrape

This isn't him, retard. This was posted on a social media page.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Quick play
microphone

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

It's not me

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

implying I get social media outside of this thread

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

heal me
kek, fuck this shit annoys me

Lunatick
Lunatick

you don't get them for watching?

girlDog
girlDog

Then go ahead and keep assuming the worst about everyone, chum. That should make you very popular in life.

massdebater
massdebater

Reminder to main hanzo

Techpill
Techpill

playing quick play

Supergrass
Supergrass

about to grab a beer from the fridge
finally finds a game
END THIS

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

(You) me when the event starts

Snarelure
Snarelure

Competitive gaming was a mistake. Everyone who plays competitive has a massive stick up their ass.

Inmate
Inmate

Athena
Brian
alejandra
Gérard Lacroix

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

What time does the update go live in EST?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Emily

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Could you not? I have a script running that cues music to play when someone replies to me and it's to wake me up to play the event, thanks.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

i have all the gold guns i want and sitting on 1500 points atm. i just do my placements now and stay in arcade and qp. its possible to have fun there and no one throws when i pick sombra.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Callahan: The Irish Omnic

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Because dive is cancer

Nojokur
Nojokur

Brigitte
Maximilien
Talon Prototype in background of Moira short
Moira's rabbit
Junkertown Queen
Sanjay
Sven
The kids
Hammond (maybe)
Emily (lol)
Athena
Gerard

Is that everyone now?
No.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yes

Snarelure
Snarelure

Competitive killed overwatch. I've said it a million times and no one listens.

TF2, at each of its peaks, did not have a competitive mode. It was better than overwatch in every way except for porn.

Overwatch's beta and launch was SUCH a refreshing experience. Until I heard that a ranked mode was coming. I knew what it meant.
quickplay would become a joke
3 snipers, no tanks and no healers
"It's just QP LOL"
competitive would become quickplay with unnecessary stakes
decided by the random quality of your teammates
only punishes good players rather than rewarding merit
if you don't calibrate well, you're fucked
even if you lose 10 matches and have 4 golds in most of them, it still forces you down

Ranked/competitive is the bane of any multiplayer game. Pick-ups with no strings has ALWAYS been the best way to play any title. E-sports.... it's trash. Games have been insanely popular without it and would continue without them. It's only mobas, the shittiest genre of games on the planet and RTSs that demand a competitive scene. Why are shooters being dragged into it?

It's the same thing that caused the collapse of World of Warcraft's pvp. They balanced the game around 2700 mmr pvp, balanced everything around the bread and butter lineup: mage/rogue/priest and everyone beneath that echelon suffered. Participation dropped, subs dropped, the average player stopped caring because the game wasn't being balanced around them. Fun didn't matter. The e-sport did.

Take a look at OW right now. Look at Tracer. Why is she so TERRIFYINGLY weak at low levels of play? Because of how much a monster she is in the hands of the right gook. Because with the game being balanced with high levels of play in mind, the other 98% of players suffer. Because of Blizzard thinking random competitive was a good idea, quickplay participation is *dead*.

I cannot pick up this game and have innocent fun. Why? Because Blizzard doesn't understand shooters and e-sports are killing gaming.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Everything shad draws looks gross.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I don't understand why they would change DM's hand canon spread of all things. It was one of the most consistent things about him.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Oh I forgot
Brit

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Katya Volskaya
Lynx 17
Anubis

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You can't post things like this in the thread, it'll upset the compbabbies.

Lunatick
Lunatick

four
when there's clearly 5 creatures in there

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

shadman exists for those who favor the grotesque. just like dmitry after he started his hyper-realistic muscle squirting nipple milking fetshism

Emberfire
Emberfire

Good idea, guys. Tell the Shadman poster to stop. That'll prevent him from posting more Shadman stuff.

Nojokur
Nojokur

How do you even get put on US servers?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Last season struggle to get out of bronze
stop playing
This season with no prep win 10 placements in a row, get gold

why

girlDog
girlDog

but i like shadman and dmitry

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The turtle and the snake count as one. Some times the snake is included with the turtle, some times it isn't.

Techpill
Techpill

It's reverse psychology, they actually want more to be posted

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Would it be reasonable to ask blizzard to nerf Gengi's reflect to doing 50% of all damage reflected?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

git gud

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Performance based SR. Your placements are just you, and not your team. As long as you perform well during them you will be placed accordingly. After that, if you're not in le 10% you're fucked. Every game with a thrower/leaver/retard will make you lose SR and there's no way to avoid them.

Nojokur
Nojokur

He shouldn't have the reflect at all.

Bidwell
Bidwell

t. plat

iluvmen
iluvmen

I struggled so fucking hard in bronze because of my teammates, is it because I play support?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

reflect doing 50% of damage
No thanks. if you're retarded enough to shoot into it, you deserve to die. If you're playing on a team where they are shooting into it, you should be soft throwing.

Emberfire
Emberfire

that's fine. I don't care.

I don't care that you like shadman. I don't care if you had shadman. just shut the absolute fuck up you autistic cunt.

I hate the internet so much sometimes because it makes people feel the need to express themselves.

Just shut. The fuck. Up.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Yes. There's no point in playing support in bronze or silver desu, you're only keeping retards alive. If you have arms and a brain, you shouldn't play it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

If I cared about competitive, I might be insulted.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

kill yourself

(hehe)

see
There's no point in playing the game (unless you truly enjoy it) if you're calibrated below silver. Seriously. All you do is carry

5mileys
5mileys

not using the healing orb
you deserve nothing

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

DPS is the only thing that matters until diamond. If you're playing support you're basically hoping your team can carry you. Though there's some exceptions like a GM Ana could probably carry in low ELO.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Even if you don't that's about your playing level.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

getting chased at 40 HP
moira's heal ball comes out of nowhere and saves me

takes2long
takes2long

its owg and this is game related. use filter/hide posts.
also kys

TechHater
TechHater

Ive been plat/diamond for several seasons and had to dive myself to gold/silver in order to queue with a friend who got placed in bronze when he won 9/10 games (and wasnt playing retarded)

When playing with him... the lack of map knowledge and sheer belligerence in bronze/silver is staggering and you shouldnt try to play a support in that kind of environment.

Play a flanking attacker or a defender with some mobility trick and force the team to 'deal with you' to make them pressure on your allies less to fish yourself out of bronze and get out of that cesspit. Late gold support is okay, Plats the most fun.

and to kelp jump your spirits, theres a ramp system for consecutive wins that is only marred by 2 consecutive losses or a quit. So if you streak, you will streak from bronze to mid gold. My buddy that was placed in bronze is now plat after a 13 game winning streak and has maintained it since. (

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

minding my own business
moira's death ball hits me and im not playing d.va or genji so i can't get away from it

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Not gonna lie, fapped to some shadshit a couple of times.

takes2long
takes2long

finally seeing the end of the full collection of skins
they drop a batch for free
event shortly after an event
got a pile of legendary coins several times in the last boxes
PLS

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

finishing
worthless slimeballs to a victory they don't deserve.

I did it for a while and I'm fucking tired of it. Every win is by the sweat of my brow, carrying a bad team to a win that they didn't deserve. I started checking the average mmr of my team and I'm constantly the highest.

The system isn't there to put you up or give you a fair fight, it's there to reward the shitty by keeping their winrate 50% and set the stage for diamond and higher players.

If you're silver/gold, congrats. Your life will be eternal suffering. Even if you git gud, the matchmaking system will be eternally trying to drag you down by putting you against higher MMR teams with lower MMR allies. They want you to carry twice as hard as you should in order to win, and it's bullshit.

Why do I keep getting gold elims as a tank that isn't roadhog or d.va? Why is my Lucio calling our team shit when he has 6k healing across 3 rounds? Why do we have 5 dps after I've submissive-picked mercy?

God, I cannot begin to express my contempt for competitive OW. It's the same shitty math that made climbing in WoW arenas 2200+ such a nightmare.

get matched with 2600 team
whether you win or lose, SOMEONE is royally pissed because either you had to fight a 2600 team at 2200 mmr or you were stuck fighting some trash 2200 team while you were at 2600 mmr, resulting either in a shit gain of MMR or a massive loss.

Idk what I expected from blizzard. I wanted something fun and casual. Instead, they added comp mode and nuked the entire playerbase. It's why cheap knockoffs like Paladins have been so successful. OW isn't notably good at all. It's just an alternative. By trying to force a comp scene, they shot themselves in the foot.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Have they teased the next hero yet?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Silvers don't even have a concept of high ground. Silvers are so bad you can just walk up to them with Reaper and click on their head.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Not him and that wouldn't have done shit due to the fact he was too far away and constantly moving.

SniperWish
SniperWish

WHICH IS WORSE
The WM that can't get last hit picks
The Ana that can't get mobile target heals

Booteefool
Booteefool

Hey

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It was fun for a few games to just solostomp kids with no clue over footsteps, flanks, any kind of map knowledge. Anything. it honestly was akin to fighting bots.

But then they would talk in chat and it became mega depressing.

Gold sr is easy to break out of not that everyone whom was stuck in gold retired from comp for 3+ seasons to get silver portraits.

TechHater
TechHater

They're both bad.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

WM since a WM who can't get picks is actually useless. You can play around an Ana who can't aim by standing still. There's nothing you can do to force a bad Widow to be useful.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

This is no joke. I just reinstalled the game to play it again for the first time since last year and I got this as I'm loading in to a game and I got kicked when I got into character select and choice my dude.

What a fucking joke this is!

takes2long
takes2long

how about
the autistic widow main in qp that kills everything and nobody has fun

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

nice 2008 hardware

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Rolled and smoked, my doggies.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Sadly yes. In my experience of low ranks you should play characters who have some sort of self sustain and/or big impact solo. When I was gold Bastion / Roadhog and Soldier was always the answer to almost everything. This was a relatively long time ago but IMO the characters the average people on a certain skill level have trouble with will always have heavy carry potential regardless of the "meta".

For example on lot of payload levels and many cp maps if you go bastion and ask for a shield it gives you an automatic win. They can't take you out with anything but with ceratin ults and high chance they can't coordinate it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Stop playing with a toaster. If you computer can't load the map by the time inactivity starts you really need to upgrade.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I haven't played the last 2 seasons. I decayed down to 3k. I wonder if previous season placements consider just your last season played or the last season.

girlDog
girlDog

Character select screen Gameplay

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

which is the lowest skill point level of anons in this general

takes2long
takes2long

season 1
calibrate at 60 mmr
doing so well as zarya
learning the hero
upping my game every match
nail my beam game so hard that pharah's and genji's don't stand a chance
still dropping
why?
cuz I have 4 golds and my dps can't kill shit
my healers won't heal me
decide to heal
dps can't kill shit
tanks keep dying
it's not fun enough to justify struggling that hard to carry
decide to dps
instalock my favorite hero for that map
3 other people pick dps
"guys, pls"
it's silver/gold so HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
try to carry
still racking up those golds
team can never follow through unless I literally clutch the entire game myself
wonder what I'm doing wrong
not doing anything wrong except not playing like a 4k player at 1500 mmr.
performing better than my team
doesnt matter because the game KNOWS im better than my team
everyone is of a lower MMR than me
the game literally puts me in a trash position, expecting me to carry
try to carry
carry hard
still lose
drop MMR
placed with even worse teams and expected to carry EVEN HARDER

GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT.

IM 1600. WHY ARE 4/6 MEMBERS OF MY TEAM 900 MMR? IS PARTICIPATION THIS FUCKING BAD?

WHY AM I 1600 ANYWAY WHEN I ENDED LAST SEASON AT 2300, THE SEASON BEFORE 2500? THE SEASON BEFORE 2700? THE SEASON BEFORE 2900?

I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME.

I'm only getting better. Every game I impress myself from what I can do. Every game, my team infuriates me even more. Why do we have a 3 dps lineup featuring Torj, Sym and Widow, EACH WITH A 1-5 WIN LOSS RATIO AS THOSE HEROES? WHY? WHY WONT IT STOP? WHY WON'T THIS RIDE FUCKING END?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Good morning /owg/.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I fucking love this skin more than anything ever made, but I can't for the life of me get into playing Genji

5mileys
5mileys

me ooga team booga tldr

Flameblow
Flameblow

Hello there

FastChef
FastChef

Hi, it is Jeff from the Overwatch team, I suggest a look on our new OP SSD drives.

Lunatick
Lunatick

S1 zarya
user pls

Soft_member
Soft_member

but it's TRUE

every game. WHY? WHY DO WE HAVE 5 DPS? WHY IS NO ONE PLAYING ZARYA AGAINST THE D.VA/ROADHOG LINEUP?

WHY DO WE HAVE A JUNKRAT/REAPER AGAINST A PHARAH WHO'S BEEN ON FIRE FOR 10 MINUTES

KHJIBGAWEFKUIYHA3F98O TI QAR3C98I0YON2FQ439087Y2

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

just pick him during setup on attack and stare at it then switch to who you actually want to play when the game starts

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It might be a isntaWM pick practicing

I can't go into Comp without 2 wins as ana or 76 at 80/50% accuracy resepectively

viagrandad
viagrandad

The thing is, you can be the best aim on your team. You're still expected to fillcuck "to win" so you don't lose SR. You win, you lose half an hour of your life carrying shitters only to gain a little SR. You soft throw, you have a 7 minute game and you're back in the next.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Then you do not have enough JUSTICE in your soul.

idontknow
idontknow

Morning user. 7 AM and it's time for sleep. Wake me when the event drops.

Emberfire
Emberfire

WHY DO WE HAVE A JUNKRAT/REAPER AGAINST A PHARAH WHO'S BEEN ON FIRE FOR 10 MINUTES
but dude, I'm a junkrat main. Like my reaper main pal (who's shit) said. Why you walking into the widow's sightlines lmao.I fucking hate him.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

WHY DO WE HAVE 5 DPS? WHY IS NO ONE PLAYING ZARYA AGAINST THE D.VA/ROADHOG LINEUP?
Good question, why aren't you?
mmuh gold medals
mmuh ult charging
Stop, you're team is 5 people + you every match

You're the only consistency, the only constant

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

WAKE UP BITCH

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

junkrat main

girlDog
girlDog

Morning.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I should be able to leave with no penalty if someone on my team picks Sombra.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

symmetra and mei too

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm still plat despite I'm playing since the game came out. I do occasionally dip into diamond for a short while but I don't consider that as a real achievement.

I don't play DPS much but still hurts after all this practice.

SniperWish
SniperWish

almost gold border
hardstuck in plat
how fucking shit can you be

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Get fucked, faggot.
Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

desu, game needs to start matching players better.
At no point should I (a zen/flex player) be on a team with 2 mercy mains, a d.va main, reaper main and a junkrat main playing into a widow, hanzo and pharah. There's only so much I'm expected to do.

eGremlin
eGremlin

no foo dog orisa
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Mei isn't a throw pick at all. She's just not optimal because the current meta is mobility mobility mobility so almost every character being played can just run away from her LMB. Her walls are still good and her ult is one of the better ones in the game considering how fast she can charge it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Oh, she was so good then. People had NO idea not to shoot at her barrier. I was always at such a high charge. I had trouble aiming her beam at supports but I'd plow throw tanks and always have a graviton for the right moment.

It was the hayday of OW, when comp wasn't just quickplay and when the matchmaking system wasn't chaos.

I had friends that I knew were good. They were higher. I had friends I knew weren't v good. They were lower. Slowly, but not so slowly, all of us were ranked around 45 mmr. It was SO weird. I knew so and so were better than me. They were 47. I knew so and so were way worse than me. They were 44. And then came the 4 digit system where it got even worse.

Man, I really *loved* this game around launch. I was shilling it to everyone. Nowadays, with what competitive has done to the playerbase.... I played this game nonstop during beta when quickplay was the only option. Would have kept doing it but... comp..... it just ended my will. I play this game sporadically. Every three months or so I play it hardcore for a week then remember how shit the matchmaking for competitive is.

False stakes ruin everything. I can handle a QP loss but competitive just makes me *care* while, clearly, my teammates don't. Random quickplay with the ability for STACKS to que against RANDOMS is literally cancer.

5mileys
5mileys

you caught the yolk, good job.

cum2soon
cum2soon

The match should be cancelled if someone has 200+ hours on mercy

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So you're admitting you pick her to throw?

TreeEater
TreeEater

work on your FANTASTIC TECHNIQUE user

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I *am* playing zarya against that lineup... half the time.

The other half, I'm our only healer because we have 5 fucking dps.

You severely underestimate the idiocy of silver players.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

No I pick her because she's fun to play with. Fuck you and your meta nigger heroes.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20761726669#post-7
p.s. apologies for not posting on the forums for awhile. my forum account was in a broken state because we're preparing to update to our new forums soon and we were doing some testing. small indie company
small indie company
kek
jeff is still a master troll

Soft_member
Soft_member

When does a Genji main's technique become sufficiently fantastic?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Sleep well user.

Inmate
Inmate

Want to know a secret user? Zarya was also broken back then. She didn't lose charge when M2'ing

TechHater
TechHater

Stop giving me 2cp maps.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Atleast he's not buying smurf accounts because of insecurity issues.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'm pretty much the same, also this season has been the worst for me so far.
I think I'm just tired of the game.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It was the hayday of OW, when comp wasn't just quickplay and when the matchmaking system wasn't chaos.
They turned QP into comp lite, then people had to go to comp for "good games". Little did Blizzard know that it fucked over the game completely because QP would forever be a shithole and comp would be reserved for people who just want better QP games.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Indeed, it's almost equally as pathetic.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Sombra's so fucking good though.

If I were plat, I'd main that bitch if I weren't forced to heal, tank or counterpick.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

If anything. Being 100% honest. I'm just happy I'm seeing a lot less junkrat in comp. Before the patch, I was always with a junk main, now it's only 50% of my games.
I guess OW truly does live and due by it's buffs and nerfs.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Forced
No one is forcing you to fillcuck sweetie

Methnerd
Methnerd

I should be able to leave with no penalty if the group ain't in voice or has shit tank picks.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

forced to heal
willingly being a fillcuck
Talking from experience bro, don't do it. Just pick what you need. Either the team will adapat and you'll survive or you'll lose. You lose? You're onto the next game. You fillcuck? You're playing 5 fucking rounds with retards.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

When you BREAK THE LIMIT.

Methnerd
Methnerd

If someone on my team picks Sombra or Symmetra I immediately lock in Doomfist.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Be on a 15 game streak
Lose a game fair and square
Second game Second Half
Be me
Be on Attack
4 people DC
2 on each team
The defending enemy team comes back
Ours doesn't

:/

Emberfire
Emberfire

Yup. Comp became quickplay. They inflated the MMRs of bad players so they wouldn't feel bad and arbitrarily deflated the MMRs of better players.

NO ONE I know plays this game anymore. NO ONE.

NO. ONE.

I'm on multiple discord servers, have a LOT of IRL friends that play a LOT of vidya.... NO ONE plays or played OW after season one because of what competitive did to the game.

It's so frustrating how forcing a competitive scene onto a game that didn't need it ruined it. Everyone and their mother played OW during beta and at launch. Now, mentioning it just gets you laughed at.

How could they have fucked up so badly?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

push it to the limit
LIMIIIIIIT

Snarelure
Snarelure

They should nerf dva next. Her mobility and damage are too op for tank hero.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I actually prefer playing tank or healer. I tend to instapick them unless my mood dictates otherwise. Tracer is the only DPS hero I truly enjoy. The tanks that aren't D.Va are just too fun.

I tend to switch to healer/tank once we have our 4th fucking dps pick. I don't sit around waiting for people to pick. I LOATHE those people.

Lineup is everything. Express your intentions quickly. Why sit around and wait?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

give my team time to create a sensible comp
McCree and squishies around D.VA/Roadhog
wait until 3. 2. 1.
DOOMFIST IS HIYAH

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'm on multiple discord servers, have a LOT of IRL friends that play a LOT of vidya.... NO ONE plays or played OW after season one because of what competitive did to the game.
omg guise, is Overwatch ded gaem?
This dumb faggot and his small circle of dumb faggot friends don't play the game anymore!
Blizzard BTFO, how will they ever recover?!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That's what you get when you balance most of your tanks around Orisa (a hero designed to counter rein)

Methnerd
Methnerd

shit meme; delete from your HDD immediately

Flameblow
Flameblow

It's not dead but it's no where near what it should have been or what it was near its launch.

Instead of strawmanning, maybe you could nut up and make a real argument?

5mileys
5mileys

Maybe you're just a normie with normie friends faggot, I know autists who play this game and we're the kind of people that stare at widow asses in spawn

SniperGod
SniperGod

I do understand your pain but You have to understand most people don't care about this or any video game much and will play what they want, how they want.

If you want to win by taking up the thankless role of flexing you have to try winning the mind games. Building around your and the enemy team as solo is maddening but gets you wins.

What is the current situation of balance?
What is strong or weak on the map / checkpoint you playing?
What is missing from your team? (after the enemy team is revealed, think again)
Which heroes are meta on the rank you play?
Which heroes are OP?
Does your team have a good player?
Does the enemy team have a good player?
Can I get people to play an easy combo for this situation?

RavySnake
RavySnake

I tend to switch to healer/tank once we have our 4th fucking dps pick. I don't sit around waiting for people to pick. I LOATHE those people.
I do this, but it's because I can play just about any character that's not Doomfist/Roadhog. I just hit P when the match begins, check what people usually play, see what they pick and dictate my throw from there.

It's easier to throw a game than it is to try and hard carry it. Start using P a lot more, see what your team plays and what the enemy does. If there's a mismatch, casually throw. You'll lose some SR but gain it back in the next.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Who would win? D.Va, Winston, Hanzo, Widow, Genji on my team or 1 Widow on the enemy team?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Why is it okay for there to be a character with a huge ass but not one with big tits? What the fuck did they mean by this?

happy_sad
happy_sad

I bet silver is a lot of fun for you

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

In fairness, completely crowding around a random female hero and pressing V on them non-stop is pretty fun.

WebTool
WebTool

I know right, big tiddy maid when?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Because Silver is where people pick Sombra?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I'm on multiple discord servers, have a LOT of IRL friends that play a LOT of vidya.... NO ONE plays or played OW after season one because of what competitive did to the game.
I have a group of around 30~ people I game with regularly. Only one is left playing this game and it's because "dirty bomb is dead and battlefield 1 is shit". If anything. Comp didn't kill the game, blizzard did with their patches. Slow balance changes and removed features.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Instead of strawmanning, maybe you could nut up and make a real argument?
"Me and all my bruhs don't play dis shitty gaym." Isn't a real argument, It's annecdotal evidence at best.
plus your issue is that Comp is a shitshow, but did say anything about why, or how to fix it.
also nice hardcore reddit spacing you mong

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That said, the game isn't dead. It just bleeds players on a regular basis and gains new ones.

girlDog
girlDog

dude you can solo carry if youre good with dps. like not even gm good just masters good about. Theres only so many truly "unlucky" games. you WILL be able to climb if youre good enough. one time when I was ranking up a smurf, someone was trying to decay and throw the game but I didnt notice because I was carrying so hard

Playboyize
Playboyize

I was always shit in multiplayer games. I got hooked on the beta because I really like the aesthetics and the simplicity. My real life is the same, no matter how much I practice something, even years after a beginner does it better than me.

SniperGod
SniperGod

This desu, just play for fun. Throw games that are obviously going to be a hard carry and enjoy the good ones.
Even if you end up in bronze, it's better than boosting retards.

Techpill
Techpill

Window is perfectly fine the way she looks

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

My point is, it shouldn't be this hard just to play with people at your same skill level, or people who care enough to bring a competitive attitude to a competitive match.

It's a reflection of poor infrastructure. Competitive doesn't deter casuals, it only favors them. Matchmaking is based around humanoid luck, rather than skill.

I counterpick, I switch, I fill, I decide "no, I'm not healing. I'd do better dpsing" and get gold elims AND gold healing.

It doesn't matter. The framework is so bad that it does. not. matter.

play mercy round one
gold elims with 3
gold healing
next round
think that it's not worth it to heal
go dps
still have gold elims/ob elims
still have gold healing
we lose
drop mmr
have to carry even harder next game

it's so fucking bad. I've never been in a game where the trench was this real. Especially after being calibrated ABOVE the trench in the initial season.

Most of my friends stopped playing after that MMR skewing we all saw late S1 and early S2. They had the sense to go "uh.... I was 57 MMR last season and now it says I'm 42, even though I've only gotten better at McCree after his nerfs...."

It's really bad, guys. It's *really* bad.

I was plat for 3 seasons. Now I'm fucking Bronze even though I do more amazing shit than I ever did when I was plat. I see a guy on the enemy team.... he's doing just as well as me even though everyone else on his team is shit.

I fucking see it. Why is it like this?

Inmate
Inmate

Why'd you have to go and make this thread just that much more depressing?

SniperWish
SniperWish

use one of the biggest simplest jokes ever
master troll
fuck off user

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Ass men. The men with patrician taste.

Illusionz
Illusionz

or people who care enough to bring a competitive attitude to a competitive match.
Stopped reading right there. The thing is that competitive IS the default mode of the game once you hit 25. It's the only way you're going to find good games and It's still going to be shit. The people who play comp don't always want to win, they just want a semi-sensible team comp and a golden gun (that's for the 10 million kids in the game).

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Comp was a patch, amigo. The worst patch.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

waah defense matrix is op
almost remove it completely
waah dva damage is op
what's next, dvas voice lines are op?

RavySnake
RavySnake

also, your only hope is to get out of performance based SR group. If you're anything below masters, there's no saving you.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

dallASS managed to win agaisnt the dragons
what the fuck they don't deserve

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Now I'm fucking Bronze even though I do more amazing shit than I ever did when I was plat.
That makes sense though. Because now you're totally styling on other players who have Parkinsons/only one hand and play with their chin/ two x chromosomes.

Booteefool
Booteefool

dalass

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

The game had hope in S1/2. S3 was a barren wasteland when you could tell there was a problem. S4 and beyond it just got progressively worse.
When you see your friends never playing, it's a sign. When your friends don't want to talk about OW anymore, you know it's ded (but gaining new plebs).

RavySnake
RavySnake

What's it like being a sociopath?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Funny you mention that, I was in plat and dropped to bronze, albeit on purpose, but there always seems to be one guy on the other team that does all the work for the rest of them, and I shed a tear every time I imagine how much he's hurting. It's not subtle either, he's always very clearly landing all his shots on me or taking more measures against whatever I might throw at him.

farquit
farquit

quickplay was just fine for finding fun games for MONTHS before competitive was released.

I played the game religiously before the competitive rank collapse happened. the only people who I know play this game now are people just as bored and attached the game's potential as I am.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

when is the fucking event

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

S1
tons of hours
S2
less hours
S3
no hours
S4
more hours
S5
uninstalled

it's a disaster

askme
askme

7+ hours give or take

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Six and a half hours from now;
11:00 AM PST/ 2:00 PM EST

DeathDog
DeathDog

be throwing last season to play with friends, get to silver
friends actually get somewhat good and start moving up to diamond
go back up with almost no trouble at all
Elo hell doesn't exist pussies

Evilember
Evilember

Do one for Zenyatta or Hanzo pls

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

it already happened they had to remove the "beng"

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

be roadhog
playing comp
doing well, everything is going according to plan
someone on the enemy team changes to reaper
lose game

Seriously, how do you efficiently deal with this border hopper?

girlDog
girlDog

time for bed,
tfw i get to wake up to the patch.
good night.

happy_sad
happy_sad

"Let's nerf the worst primary attack in the game"

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

kill him as roadhog, he doesn't even counter you

askme
askme

Handsoap

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

losing to reaper
I'm curious what's your SR? A good tip is to keep track of him and keeping your distance

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

but Beng was already removed.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I don't know bronze but I dropped three times from high plat to low gold and only climbed back by the sheer force of anger and stubbornness. I know 10+ loss streaks while I rarely ever get 3 or more wins.

I agree the system is bad because the rules of the game let people have entirely different skill sets, not to mention most people can only play good if other people enable them. Most DPS players can kill things but can't stay alive. Tanks walk around alone expecting the team to follow them. Healers are so preoccupied by surviving or healing lost cases they never keep anyone alive. These people can be bronze, silver or plat with the same faults. Last week I played with a GM Ana in plat QP and she couldn't do shit because she is used to protection which she never got and lost match after match.

This is why I suggest if you truly want to try climbing back to carry even harder but not in mechanics but with your mind. I know it is shit, I have breakdowns from time to time because I believe there is a way out of almost every situation and blame myself as it is my responsibility to flex (fyi: don't be like me) but if you want to play ranked this may be the only way. Blame the devs they deserve it. I always feel better when I imagine how I would kill them (extra slow).

Sorry I didn't want to write this much but if I may ask, isn't maining Bastion enough in Bronze? I could always climb out from gold with playing him where he is strong. The lack of focus fire at him should win almost every teamfight, or not?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Plat is fine dude, I've floated between plat and diamond, diamond and masters, plat was the least aids to play once above say 2600, it gets shit again by 2900 though. Currently 3147 and my games are full of faggots doing dumb shit and spouting twitch emotes in verbal form, or shouting "JUST GAME BRUH LOLXDDD". Diamond is the true cancer where every other guy thinks he is the next top 500 tracer/genji, when they are just as bad as fucking golds. Torbjorn throws are pretty strong here too.

Spamalot
Spamalot

You're telling me you got through plat with no hitches at all? Fuck right off

Soft_member
Soft_member

Based Mummyposter
Which ones haven't been done yet?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Explain this meme

Inmate
Inmate

dude, it broke my heart when all of my friends suddenly stopped playing OW

like, no matter who it was... I could play OW with them.

RL friends
yo, let's play
WoW friends
yo, let's play
moba friends
yo, let's play
discord friends
yo, let's play

then season 2 hit and no one wanted to play

I mean..... no one I know gives a fuck about this game and it's all because of competitive. it was at that moment that people started dropping like flies. people in forums that I visited stopped caring until it was only a few of us carrying the torch. my friends joked about it being dead but I swore it was fine until S3 hit and my ques were like 4 mins long.

blizzard keeps trying to force the comp scene to make it seem like the game is alive, but the fact that those literal prodigies play with the same balance as us makes the game bad.

There are heroes with a high skill ceiling that are unplayable below the plat MMR rating, but...... those heroes are still balanced the same and still pickable at silver MMR despite being so easily shat on.

No one listens. No one cares....but high-level PvP is ruining gaming for the average player. We're playing in games that ARE NOT balanced for us with FALSE STAKES on the line.

Games have had hidden MMR systems for years without a specific ranked mode. OW's #1 blunder was favoring casuals in terms of what your MMR means and simultaneously balancing the game around extreme high-end play.

It's such an elementary mistake but gamers are the worst consumers on the planet, even behind unemployed women.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Buckshot him, but never hook him

askme
askme

NIce vagina bones. Too bad Sombra is still a throw pick.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'm working in an entry level position for 7 seven years now because I can't be trusted with more.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Roadhog's scrap gun has become pretty trash. I can land 3 direct consecutive hits on him and he still won't die, yet he can shoot my tiny head twice for an ez kill.

Silver. Go ahead and laugh.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Speaking as someone who's been high diamond to high bronze. Plat+ is worse. You end up with tryhards who end up throwing more games than they can handle. The best area is around 1800-2300SR tbqh. Once you're in this zone you're with people who know they're shit and know their role.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Her body is OP for sure.

takes2long
takes2long

roadhog can 2 shot any dps
pretty sure reaper can't kill roadhog in 2 shots at all

FastChef
FastChef

losing to reaper as better reaper

whereismyname
whereismyname

See this

what do /owg/?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I kinda had the same issue for one season when me and my bud who I still play with were apart. For us the game was killed by the SR cutoffs. In quickplay, everyone could group and it was all fun, but once competitive hit , you were forced to tryhard or were out of range.
The solution we found was having a 2nd account that me and my bud share, It sits around high gold so is flex. It solved the issue of people dropping too much to solo-queue.

Either way: It just ain't Dirty Bomb in it's prime.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I no longer give a shit about this game. I uninstalled it, just like the Mobas I played before it.

Random multiplayer + ranked = shit.

It's a system designed to fail. Only with full premade teams is competitive worth it, and competitive killed quickplay so OW in general isn't worth my team anymore.

It was worth the initial purchase. sure..... but it's not even worth my *time* anymore.

farquit
farquit

you're just shit dude

w8t4u
w8t4u

sometimes reaper 1 shots a 200 health target at point blank
sometimes he does 20 damage
makes you think

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

The best area is around 1800-2300SR tbqh. Once you're in this zone you're with people who know they're shit and know their role.

lol the glory of gold

MPmaster
MPmaster

I see that you've learned about pellets. let me up your reaper game by telling you to forget absolutely everything you've ever learned in an FPS and to aim for mid chest.

iluvmen
iluvmen

One time on defensive Numbani, a Reaper jumped on my head shot me twice and I died. True story. And I was at full health.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

believable but not practical
you also have an insane heal that can tank through basically anything that you can use whenever you want
reaper is the softest of soft counters for roadhog
ana is what fucks roadhog up

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

piss on her tounge
desperate times call for desperate measures

TreeEater
TreeEater

When Veeky Forums finally gets on OW discussion

Emberburn
Emberburn

it really favors consistency.

I never expect a one-shot as reaper. The 2nd and third shots are always lined up. I *will* kill that slut mercy, whether it takes 1 shot or 4.

Such is the life of a shotgun hero.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Do Hog next

Soft_member
Soft_member

Ana is a fucking pain for hog, her hitbox is all kinds of fucked up so it's hard to 1 shot her even with the new combo

Inmate
Inmate

Any lower and you're with mad cuz bad people, any higher and you're with people who are mad cuz bad. That's the games sweetspot. I only solo queue on one account and it's pretty chill most of the time in this range. My only motivation for "climbing" is to have less retarded people on the team. The real joke is that matchmaking is such a joke that the only way to truly remove a retard from the team is to group up.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw when you report hosts of custom farm EXP games and almost everyday you get a "thanks to you we banned someone" message

Illusionz
Illusionz

Don't click heads with reaper, Click chests. His pellets actively work against your FPS skillz.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Where are the leaks?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Doomfist change means -8.3% damage against armor normally and -23.7% damage against armor when headshotting
He's getting the Roadhog treatment, "unchanged DPS" actually means significantly worse

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

still have to place to show that im in top 500 Junkrats in comp

but hey, I can play everyone efficiently, i just excel with junkrat. Especially against phara/widow

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Doomfist (Hand Cannon)
- Damage reduced from 11 to 6
- Number of bullets fired increased from 6 to 11

This might be worse than Reaper's shotgun if they didn't tighten the spread. It's already big enough with only 6 pellets

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

report hosts of these games for a few weeks with a new account
stop reporting them
dive into comp
start reporting shitter for "poor teamwork"
sometimes write a little message
get reports every single time I boot up the game
Blizzard knows I'm a good boi who can be trusted. They know that I report shitters who ain't in voice and they punish them accordingly. I've never been banned from S1 either : ^ )

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

check

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

here u go McBrainlet

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

That's real nice senpai, You can be top 500 all you want. It won't make the gold and plat junkrats suddenly become the ultimate reaper/widow counter :^)

JunkTop
JunkTop

jeff says doomfist changes will go to PTR
leaked patch notes say they're live in ~6 hours
explain

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Are t-t-those qp stats because it doesnt show comp until you place?

worried

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The big thing is still being able to flex, which is what a lot of bad junkrats can't do.

SniperGod
SniperGod

tru enough but mercy's frame is hella slender and idk how projectiles work on the meta level. I shoot at what works at the moment.

It's not like CSGO when people know that the rifle you're using always sprays in a pattern that looks like a 7

farquit
farquit

Truth, Nothing hurts my soul more than dipping below 3k for a few rounds and having someone insta-lock junkrat and spend half the game trying to martyrdom.

5mileys
5mileys

which matters in what situations exactly
who could he kill previously that he can no longer, and how many more shots does it require
more importantly when is doomfist ever going to be shooting someone who hasnt been chunked for half of their health by a punch or slam+uppercut at a range where the spread consistency matters less than the armor reduction

likme
likme

New combo?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Post your confessions
I unironically think junkrat is balanced and
I never play him

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

God I hate zenyatta mains so fucking much. Just pick an actual DPS if you hate healing that much.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I see you are a man of culture as well :^)

What option do you choose for reporting hosts? I usually go for "cheating" but I don't know if thats accurate at all

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I hate when people can't kill anything without an orb.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Right click
Hook
Walk a little closer (optional)
shoot
melee

Skullbone
Skullbone

I go pistol mercy and hold the game hostage when a DPS spams "i need healing"

MPmaster
MPmaster

I knew this but thanks.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I got to diamond as a solo queue junkrat flex during season 3 and maintained

got called a thrower and shit nearly every match until I was on fire and flanking and had a 70% potg ratio without them being tires (tires are always for mercy)

Was excited about having TWO FUKKIN MINES, but the reality is they lowered the skill required to play junkrat at a top level so its all shitters all the time instalocking him.

Debating about trying to master phara or go back to lucio/Dva/Tracer flex again because instalocking shit-tier junkrats are creeping into diamond and ruining my fun.

Techpill
Techpill

I place high diamond every season and soft throw pretty much every game I play because this is my "alt" while my main account has less hours and is in masters consistently when I play for real.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I report the server then report the host for cheating. Usually with the message "hosting XP farm/AFK server". Works every time.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

nice delusion
afraid of being exposed if you'd play more on the other account huh

MPmaster
MPmaster

Range doesn't matter, a good Reaper should be teleporting to flank. If long range can shoot your Reaper he's just a shit Reaper.

DeathDog
DeathDog

You can hear him teleport from across the map. You're basically never going to sneak up on anyone with him. He's a pretty awful flanker.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'd drop on my main if I played. I only keep it at this point to play with friends. I couldn't hack a single account life if I was forced to, there's too many people throwing for me not to counter-throw.
I just place, play the game, throw it into bronze, play for real in the last week to raise my MMR and reset. Performance based SR is broken, but no-one will complain because it enables shitters like me to do what they want.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Neckline makes no sense plunging like that, Thane from Mass Effect did it better.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So, you deliberately throw just for the lulz? You deserve a punch in the face.

StonedTime
StonedTime

And this is why reaper mains who can't flank are a meme. You have to use blind spots to your advantage and use wraith form to get there. Once there, dunk on them.

TechHater
TechHater

No, I only throw games where teams don't deserve the win. Usually for extremely bad hero picks or being shit at the game and not understanding what competitive is. The thing is that I can abuse the SR system to get back there reliably while they will be stuck in the same zone once they fall. I'm just playing the game for fun at this point and playing good games when they come around.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You're a faggot either way. If I'm in a game for instance, and an asshole like you joins and decides to throw because they're shit or whatever, you're ruining it for the few players on the team who are actually good and want to climb.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

it's not whole thing retard, bigger changes will come with ptr

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Red Phoenix mercy
Makes sense. Resurrection and all that.
White tiger Genji
Power ranger memes aside, It’s very fascinaying because White tiger is associated with quite a few things. It’s considred the protector of the Buddha’s teachings, is a symbol of the military and id associated with metal. There’s even this thing where when you bury a person with metal, it turns into a tiger that watches over that grave. Sounds oddly fitting of Genji, being a cyborg and after being almost killed
black tortoise Zarya.
A very odd pairing indeed. The symbol of divination being paired with a Russian soldier. Than again what is Russia when it’s not associated with winter and the North. I wonder if that whole “goes to the nether realm for info it brings back” is related to Zarya’s mission.... very cool. Also turtle shell/Zarya bubble. I really like this.
azure Dragon
Now whoever gets this is quite something. It’s the symbol of royalty, known to rival the white tiger as equals if heaven and earth and.... heh. It’s also known to be paired with the phonetix as that is the symbol of the empress while the dragon is emperor. So much for that Gency shippers. If this ends up being Hanzo I’m really not going to be surprised. shipping nonsense aside, there is a legitimate rivalary between the dragon and the Tiger. Literally Ying and Yang type stuff over her. Wood vs metal, East vs west, royalty and soldier, it’s just goes on.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

The thing is that the people who "want to climb" never will. You're not climbing through performance based SR, You ain't getting to your target (unless it's silver).
At the point when you let a team pick and you have 4 DPS and 1 tank. You really want to play that for 5 rounds or will you pick a tank, soft throw (because no-one calls out tank throws) and lose, If you want to maintain SR, next round you just play for real but you're always going to enable shitters.

It's easier to just soft-throw a game than it is to have no fun at all for 20 minutes.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Maybe it'll be Zenyatta.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Thinking of buyfagging some lootcrates this event
Look at New Year skins from last year
All trash
Wew, guess that saved me from cash

likme
likme

They severely nerfed the teleport sounds a while back. I once spent an entire match doing the same damn flanks and no one ever heard me. He's a good flanker if you're good at him.
Nothing more satisfying than seeing a lovely big glowing shield facing AWAY from me.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It’s considred the protector of the Buddha’s teachings
This also fits

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I want to FUCK cat D.va!

SniperWish
SniperWish

I don't get you. You throw when the team doesn't concede to the meta? I've played many games where people do go meta and we lose regardless because those people didn't know how to play their roles.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Rose is good.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Drop down to plat
No one knows how to focus fire so I can just run around and kill everyone
Great rank

hairygrape
hairygrape

needs unique voice lines

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Stolen concept art of the next hero, your thoughts?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Blonde Korean
Garbage fire tier

SniperWish
SniperWish

we just got a vague tweet saying "you've seen the new hero already" so fuck knows i hope it's jukerqueen need me a NEW TANK BOIS

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Zen's skin
trash

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Big tiddies when?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Actually no, I’m laughing because Zen fits the 5th character. The yellow Dragon of the centre. Known for be born from light and is a deity.

Truly Zenyattta is based wherever he goes.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

welsh gf hero when

TechHater
TechHater

Big tiddy maid hero when?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Weapon systems purrrring!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

How do we know Emily isn’t Welsh?

Firespawn
Firespawn

waifu killer hero when?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Melt the ice with my warm breath.
Kiss her afterwards.

WebTool
WebTool

I hope not

Bidwell
Bidwell

have actually decent genji on team
guy keeps calling him trash because he didn't get to play genji
Some people should just be happy they got carried.

Flameblow
Flameblow

fucking japan

farquit
farquit

get teamed with 2 Genji mains
one of them picks Genji
the other one says nothing and goes pistol Mercy all match out of spite

askme
askme

This is a fake tweet

Nojokur
Nojokur

Zenyattas are like a kryptonite for Dynasty

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

he says he can’t join team chat for some reason
tell him to just leave and join back, he has time
he leaves
mfw match is cancelled
mfw he’s banned

5mileys
5mileys

never, not on my watch.

massdebater
massdebater

Should've given clearer instructions fuckboy

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

If you don't understand the need for soft throwing then you may not be at a rank where it's required. Basically: You lose less SR for a quick loss on a soft throw than you do had you tried to carry/play as normal. You can determine whether a game is worth soft throwing within the first 2 minutes.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

new widow skin

yes

iluvmen
iluvmen

buff heroes because they are underplayed not because they are weak
don't nerf strong heroes cause they are played xd

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

zens just overpowered

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I wish Baiken was in Overwatch.

she could be a tank and have a roadhog-like hook
also her tatami gaeshi could block dmg and do melee dmg to enemies
Ult: dashes forward in a straight line leaving any enemies stunned/laid out, like a Rein ult

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You're not abusing the "prefer this player" system to throw and you're not throwing 100% of your games. You're just throwing when you know your team doesn't have what it takes and won't adjust to what's in front of them.

This type of throwing makes Overwatch a better place because it punishes bad players and good players boost back out of it the next game.

likme
likme

tfw no Brit yet.
I want a sassy gaming rival that puts D.va shitters in their place.
Besides, the MEKA program supposedly has quite a few members, we should be seeing more mech riders eventually.

Emberburn
Emberburn

You guys ready for the script kicking in and one non-gook team making it into the Stage1 finals?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

still no Reaper buffs

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This is a game that balanced half of their tanks around Orisa, a hero who was designed to stop Rein from having a high pickrate.
Do you really expect sensible balancing decisions after this?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Don't worry soon Symmetra will be exactly as balanced as D.Va and Genji.

viagrandad
viagrandad

How do we fix Hanzo, boys? The only thing he's got going for him is geometry lessons, and they want to remove that.
He's essentially a troll pick as long as Widow exists.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

QUICK
say something nice about TWO heroes you dislike

roadhog
his ult is nice

reaper
the mexican skin is cool

Nojokur
Nojokur

Arrows can shoot through shields.

Methnerd
Methnerd

reaper getting buffed
when he's in the right place again
lol sorry we're introducing throwfist and now roadhog can move while healing because Orisa's a thing.
Also you passively heal to lower his skill floor but drop his skill ceiling because healing in wraith is too hard for people.
The only way they can buff him without a raw damage change is to remove passive self heal, keep his reload and allow wraith to be cancelled tbqh.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I stopped expecting sensible balancing decisions when Ana was the pick or lose hero for 3 and 1/2 seasons

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Mei
m2 now comes out instantly, same travel time
There, I fixed her.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Give him a superscope on his bow.
The non-meme answer is to give him a mobility option, which is what every non-throw pick in the game has right now.

askme
askme

Reaper; He's fun to play
Lucio; his ult can't be pretty useful

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

New Alternative Fire (M2): Heavy Weight Arrows
Heavy weight arrows that slow down targets (like Symmetra's turrets)
No cooldown but slower rate of fire than normal arrows, has no headshots and does very little damage. Also goes through barriers

Sonic Arrow
Moved from Shift to E

New ability: Grasshopper (Shift, replaces Scatter Arrow)
Creates platforms around Hanzo for a few seconds. Allows him to propel himself out of danger or to outmaneuver enemies. 6 seconds cooldown. Works kind of like Junkat's mines but with more control

- Increased movement speed from 5.5 to 6 meters per second (same as Genji)
- Increased movement speed while charging bow from 3.85 to 4.5 meters per seconds
- Slightly decreased bow charge time

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

join game
team is practically throwing
1 tank (roadhog)
no healer
rest are shit tier DPS
send "team voice" message"
1 players in channel
pick mei
absolutely cuck the other team with freezes
send "team voice" message again
they actually join the voice chat
gain an ana
gain a real tank
stop soft throwing
we win
IT'S ALMOST LIKE TEAMWORK WINS GAMES

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

His role is to bust tanks but other character flat out do it better than him. He has no purpose. If other characters remain as they are then Reaper just needs a rework. Make him a primary flanker. Play with his survivability and improve his shadow step. Keep his damage the same but don't force him to have to be at extreme close range to actually do any damage.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Heavy weight arrows that slow down targets (like Symmetra's turrets)
No cooldown but slower rate of fire than normal arrows, has no headshots and does very little damage. Also goes through barriers
This sounds like a great idea in your head, but it's shit, because the team can't follow up on it desu.

Inmate
Inmate

Rein and Reaper have officially joined the throw pick league this season. They're even more of a solid throw than a torb/sym.
Completely outfucking skilled by every other character on the roster. No reason to pick them except to soft throw.

Firespawn
Firespawn

le only constant meme
I might fall for it too if every game wasn't subverted with Hansoap and Windowlickers mains.
Truth is, you're one person on your team out of six. You can spam 'git gud' till the cows come home, but your individual contribution to the team effort will always be 1/6th the outcome of the match. Sometimes people just fucking throw, and you can't really stop them.

TechHater
TechHater

You can slow down Genjis which means it's easier to land headshots

takes2long
takes2long

the one time I miss esports Gladiators win and the gooks lose
Just my luck

TreeEater
TreeEater

le only constant
This is debunked the minute you gain social skills and gain friends. Once you have a reliable person on your team who you can trust the game gains -1 retard per slot filled.
The constant meme is a joke unless you're shit DPS desu

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Let me fluff your pillow senpai so you can rest, because tonight gonna be filled with shit games.

Playboyize
Playboyize

no you didn't

Snarelure
Snarelure

Mei
Snowball is cute

Moira
I like the shitter tears of people asking for her to be nerfed

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

No one is forcing you to fillcuck sweetie
Some people like to win, sweetie, and having 4+ dps's isn't a winning combination.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

give reaper homing bomb that slowly flies towards target and deals 120 dmg

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

remove mobility abilities from the game
balance tanks around it
I FIXED THE GAME GUYS pls give me a (yuo)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Friendly reminder that there's LITERALLY nothing wrong with the fact that tanks can oneshot people and it is in fact good game design that they can do so

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

FRIENDLY REMINDER that power and mobility creep are 100% ok and McCree will never need a buff.

TechHater
TechHater

don't have d.va on team
lose
Fair and balanced game you have there Jeff Cuckland

eGremlin
eGremlin

Is Anas Ulti the most cucked in the game?
Press Q, give someone else POTG

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Widow and champs that attack from high ground become uncounterable
Good suggestion, dipshit

King_Martha
King_Martha

B-but that would make winston unviable we cant do that

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

give him a second e and second shift
he has a unique function in the way his abilities work, he loads them like ammo instead of having them activate instantly, they should expand on that

also replace scatter with something that actually does the job its supposed to and isnt just "instakill lol"

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

get forced into dps role
play like absolute shite
other dps plays so well no one notices how pathetic i am
get carried to a win

Lunatick
Lunatick

every team has a d.va
pick zarya whenever I can just for luls
awful zarya
charge my damage off of D.VA's brainless play
m1 her face consistently
m2 her when she drops out of mech
EZ GAME EZ LIFE EZ WIN GG NO RE

eGremlin
eGremlin

Zarya only counters bad d.vas though. Zarya's kit is retarded.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

this is what plats actually believe

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Pick Zarya
Have permament 100% energy and can melt her through her shield
Wow, that was hard

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

That webm is fucking vomit inducing. I want to punch her and leave her unconscious on her bed while I walk away and carry on with my life. Why do whores think they're attractive or humorous?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Because thirsty betas pay them thousands on patreon.

askme
askme

Zarya Q
I've had my potg stolen multiple times by a moira sending a pain bubble into the gravity

massdebater
massdebater

Widowmaker

Inmate
Inmate

All of them, start this shit over from scratch

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

If you have permanent 100 energy you're playing against bronze players.

StonedTime
StonedTime

What is Genji

Nojokur
Nojokur

Who is Michael Chu?

massdebater
massdebater

sonic arrow falls off rein's shield
headshots a reaper

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

be playing zarya
finally have ult
call it it multiple times
teammates cant even get 1 kill off it

happy_sad
happy_sad

calculus for beginners

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Every tank and support

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

goes to Veeky Forums to bitch about it
doesn't realize it's his fault for being a shitty rank

farquit
farquit

Carrying as hanzo
Hanzo faking knub blyhat useless debil
this game NEEDS a scoreboard

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Owl won't make it to stage 3 before its dead

cum2soon
cum2soon

Mei

Inmate
Inmate

For some reason I read that in Schwarzenegger's voice.

farquit
farquit

keep buffing tanks to be OP
nobody wants to play them

When are Blizzard going to realize people want a DPS game?

StonedTime
StonedTime

im sure you got plenty of ''headshots''
nobody even plays mei

idontknow
idontknow

tripfag(you)
at least you don't spam mummy pictures

Skullbone
Skullbone

tfw wasn't born a girl
tfw the best I can do is pretend I'm a tranny and beg online for e-buxx
Life is hard desu.
he thinks a scoreboard would fix the game
I mean, I too could pick Widowmaker, consistently get "elims" (not final strikes) and claim I was good. It's everything wrong with the medal system but amplified tenfold.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Is the update at 4 pm est?

farquit
farquit

nobody even plays mei
the fact such a shitty annoying character is in the game cheapens it.
As flawed as Phantom Menace was, it would've been improved if Jar Jar was erased.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

nobody even plays mei
Joke's on you. I use her to soft throw, then end up hard carrying.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

who is this salmon dalmon

Flameblow
Flameblow

L O W T I C K R A T E

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I think it's Lana Rain

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

make Reaper's shadow step faster and quieter

Hey guys I made Reaper worth playing.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

nice manjaw on that "girl" faggot

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Get back to work

girlDog
girlDog

"Because thirsty betas pay them thousands on patreon."
Thousands upon thousands, perhaps even millions of dollars every year go to waste
Money that can be spent towards medicine, technology, education, research, infrastructure, food, charity and pretty much fucking anything that can help make the world a better place
Even using it to help homeless people get off the streets is a better use because there's a good chance they'll make a contribution to their community and perhaps even the world as gratitude for being given a second chance
All of this money is wasted, given to useless whores by idiot virgin beta males who can't find a nice woman to romance because they're too mentally ill and socially inept to function in the real world
This isn't even accounting for the billions of dollars that are wasted every year on other stupid things because capitalism enables us to be greedy, wasteful and lazy
It's up to the few good-natured, wise and powerful individuals on earth to impact the world and create history
The vast majority of humans are being carried by the actions of their ancestors, successors and the few who are strong enough to make a difference

This is like fucking pottery when you compare it to competitive team-based video games, especially ones like Overwatch that have a toxic playerbase.

likme
likme

Pharah's brown pussy

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

swap reaper and moiras fades

now reaper is terrifying

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Pharah has a thick brown cock which isn't gay to fantasize about

Skullbone
Skullbone

I find myself dreaming of taking d.va out to certain places like a date...am I finally going to...?
It's the only time when I happy
I always wake up sad, but seeing d.va (except the palanquin d.va) makes me smile

Should I off myself?

Booteefool
Booteefool

That'd be pretty cool.

Holy shit, that got me to thinking. What if there was a hero that could copy other heroes skills on a whim?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

what's wrong with palanquin

Lunatick
Lunatick

Too generic, almost every game has a mimic in some way, overwatch wouldn't need it, but it could be fun

TreeEater
TreeEater

Of course not, people like you are what's going to sustain the VR market, you'll be able to take her out on a date in a few years just wait

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

My dick is still hard for yesterday's victory. Dynasty got blown the living shit out.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Four Guardians of the Four Compass Directions
Celestial Emblems of the Chinese Emperor

White Tiger: "The White Tiger of the West, for instance, is associated with metal. When, therefore, metal is placed in a grave, a ceremonial connection with the tiger god is effected. According to the Chinese Annals of Wu and Yueh, three days after the burial of the king, the essence of the element metal assumed the shape of a white tiger and crouched down on the top of the grave.

Red Phoenix: (It's symbolism is self explanatory, everyone knows it deals with life and rebirth) Often paired with the dragon, for the two represent both conflict and wedded bliss

Black Tortoise: A turtle’s shell (plastron) symbolizes a suit of armor, hence the turtle is also called the Black Warrior or Dark Warrior. It's imagery corresponds to north, winter, black, and the element water.

Blue Dragon: The dragon corresponds to the season spring, the color green/blue, the element wood, and the virtue propriety; supports and maintains the country. Often paired with the Phoenix, for the two represent both conflict and wedded bliss

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Lol this game is so shit
first game
someone tells me he’s throwing
lose
can’t play anymore ranked because he’ll q snipe me

Great game kill yourself buddy

takes2long
takes2long

Orisa was built with that kind of idea. She has Rein’s shield and Zarya’s grav. surge bubble thing.

askme
askme

Outplayed

Playboyize
Playboyize

why the fuck doesn't roadhog get a dragon skin. it'd go so well with his footsteps intro.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

mid season
dropping myself to silver
play a game for real
end up with 5 friend requests and everyone trying to group up
STOP IT, I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

We'll see what happens but frankly I think the tortoise would have fit Reaper better. The other two are fine, white tiger being the most fitting, and interesting of the choices for Genji but I hope they don't exclude dragon from the compass just because of the dragon/phoenix symbolism but they probably will.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

That's what I am afraid to, not being myself, dying a worthless, loveless. It's real scary, but the USA do not mind, make VR glasses popular, they all find anime 3d girl to fuck/touch/love, worst people want fuck a children, that's a scary feel. Apologize for bad English, not I am a faggot!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Roadhog gets a Yoshi skin
his "hook" now comes from his mouth

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Got my boxes ready lads
just bought 50 for the event

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What rank do I have to reach before people stop ping Rein all the time? I'm in plat and I still get a Reinhardt in every game, I know he's a shit hero but he's still a pain in the ass to play against because he punishes shit positioning so hard which won't go away until at least masters

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

t-thanks

Emberburn
Emberburn

thatd be pretty scary actually.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Valiants win against Dynasty
want to post "it's all scripted" in twitch chat
the word "script" is blacklisted
top fucking kek

happy_sad
happy_sad

Should I bother learning how to play Roadhog?
I can play Orisa very well, my Winston, Rein and Dva are mediocre but functional, I'm generally not good at Zarya but I always ignored Roadhog altogether.

massdebater
massdebater

Roadhog will carry you through silver, and maybe gold.

TechHater
TechHater

My one solace is that I can relate to Dynasty’s twitter account.

Fucking hell

MPmaster
MPmaster

any further crimethink will see you banned goy

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Where is this from? I thought the event didnt release until later today

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Need skin leaks.

farquit
farquit

He's almost as easy to play as Mercy.

5mileys
5mileys

I'm in mid diamond.

SniperGod
SniperGod

At least he isn't this guy

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Just bought 2,000 loot boxes with income taxes. Bring it on!

idontknow
idontknow

Pathetic

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Ana's is tighter.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Just posted my shitty bait on /owg/, can't wait for those (You)s!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

here ya go lad

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Which one is you, you attention starved faggot?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

So uh.. it's common knowledge that Dva is the best hero in the game, right? Why did they give her a missile attack and why can she shoot while boosting now? I think they should give all of the heroes this treatment, Dva has no weakness so why should other heroes be shafted into the rock-paper-scissors paradigm?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Don't spend it all in one place!

Soft_member
Soft_member

Just bought my wife's son some watermelon. I'm the greatest dad ever.

likme
likme

often paired with the Phoenix
inb4 it's Pharah

farquit
farquit

I wonder who made this post.

Pharah doesn't really match with the dragon desu. Chinese dragons don't even have wings.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

white tiger gengu skin is going to be best skin in the game

Inmate
Inmate

It's a "Our team has 3 DPS on defense because we have a Doomfist onetrick on the team that refuse to switch and I have gold in damage as Zen" episode
And then they switched to 4 DPS for the last point and I still had silver in damage, that's enough Overwatch for today

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Just bought 1 (one) lootbox)!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Having gold damage as the 2nd best DPS in the game

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

zen
good at anything

Well he is good at dying, I'll give you that at least.

girlDog
girlDog

Put in a game with 5 fucking mercy mains
none of them play healer
4 DPS
1 tank (d.va)
Yo, what the fuck do you want me to do here Blizzard. I can softly throw, but this ain't what I asked for.

eGremlin
eGremlin

being so bronze that you die as zen
wew lad

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Just bought a Reinhardt tittypad!

w8t4u
w8t4u

being into manlets

you know he's like torbjorn size outside of his suit, right?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Finally! Rein has a use in this meta.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

wouldn't say he's the second best but definitely is a dps like any other

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If you're going to play Zen a mic is absolutely REQUIRED. Most people who play him never use one. If it wasn't for his discord, he'd be useless.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Made me kek, hows bronze?

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm happy for you

WebTool
WebTool

Jeff said they wont be reverting mercy nerfs
Holy shit that's amazing

TechHater
TechHater

Dallas Pooel
fucking kek

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

so the event should happen anytime today, right? i'm not sure since i'm in a different time zone

Inmate
Inmate

more like dallASS

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Where did this meme come from? Made it to gm as zen a few times and I never bother talking to my team. Just blast the absolute fuck out of whatever you discord.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

in like 4-5 hours i think

Emberburn
Emberburn

The same is true for any support tbqh. Ana requires it for purple/nades/sleeps. Lucio requires it for speedboost/amp it up. >Mercy requiring voice for anything but telling someone to stop being retarded or telling a tank to shield them while reszzing (lmao)
Moira doesn't really require it, she's an oddball that's basically Sym as a healer.
If you're playing a support role but have no mic, you're basically throwing 7 times out of 10. The other 3 times it's just a straight up SR stomp.

eGremlin
eGremlin

From WHERE, user?
I'm still looking for mine.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I want a widowmaker butt pad!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

4 more hours. If we let anyone other than a retard make the op, we could put it on there.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

T. DPS player that gets outdamaged by the healer

hairygrape
hairygrape

It's just in bad ranks. Some people are so shit they need to be told what to shoot at.

girlDog
girlDog

Ow forums balance ideas not even once

askme
askme

Every other support has clear visual cues. Zen has a stupid little dot on the enemy's head.

JunkTop
JunkTop

The entire system is fucked. Blizz counters quitters with a penalty system yet throwing makes it a fixed 5v6. At least with a quitter you get a replacement.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Go on winning streak
Lose with 4 golds and a bronze in healing when playing tank and healer when I'm two games away from being promoted
This is REALLY making me think

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Lucio doesn't really have it. Players will legit not notice he's speedboosting until they start missing shorts.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Shitania poster please go and stay go

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

a thrower prefers you
Just Avoid this Player. Oh wai-

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Is made for my dick.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

No.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

remove avoid player because it's too easily abused
leave in prefer player

massdebater
massdebater

except palanquin
korea hater detected

farquit
farquit

Neither do asps.

askme
askme

Hello. Furfag here who plays a lot of Overwatch. Am I allowed to post in these threads or are they reserved for virgins only?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Because prefer player is useless and rarely even works. They thought about removing it but have left it in just because.

The feature works at such a low percentage that we are considering removing it. Increasing the frequency can result in really bad/undesirable behaviors (poor matchmaking, harassment etc.) so we don't turn the dial to make it happen more often.

farquit
farquit

play FFA
get a widow who never charges her shots
unsurprisingly she ends up at the bottom of the scoreboard

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

/vp/

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Delete!
>tfw triggered pharah poster isn't here anymore :-;

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Giving your dog a handjob does not remove your virginity.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

If you don't post art and don't lewd my cute doggos we can be friends!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

More kills for you then

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You just replied to him.

takes2long
takes2long

Someone said they retcon'd dva being a starcraft pro?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

veekyforums.com/thread/204582684/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/204582684/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/204582684/video-games

Techpill
Techpill

/vp/ is a shithole. No thanks.

Nice! I guess I'll be hanging around from now on. I can't promise I won't post anymore Lycanroc though.

Firespawn
Firespawn

She actually looks like this

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Please post a screenshot if you actually did.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

useless
rarely even works
Clearly you've never used it to either stream snipe someone or throw with someone. All you have to do is check it, queue at the same time as them (or near it during real ded hours) and throw when you get in the game. It's fucking ez-pz. All you have to do is queue at times where you want to throw for people. There's no way to avoid it at all.
You can throw three games, win one, gain back your SR and be free to throw another three right after. And all you have to do is click "prefer this player" on anyone you choose in game.

Time after time, It's the most consistent thing in the fucking game.

King_Martha
King_Martha

So much photoshop on that Tranny face
Be gone.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

defense matrix lasts 2 seconds
shit lmb damage unless closer than reaper range
micromissiles shit damage unless reaper range
easily avoidable ult with a million seconds of wind-up
if you get kicked out of mech you're useless and enemy team won't kill you just to fuck your team over
a gay mlg goblin meme

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

if you get kicked out of mech you're useless and enemy team won't kill you just to fuck your team over
Yeah, so useless top 500 tracers regularly stick pulse bomb as big Diva is exploding to make sure small Diva gets taken out

cum2soon
cum2soon

tracers use pulse bomb to take out tank
Shocker.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Reading comprehension

as big Diva is exploding

iluvmen
iluvmen

VPN?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Torb and Sym mains
bad
Ah, you are motherfucker.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Pharah's dad

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

This. Tracer best butt.