/lolg/ - League of Legends general

Old: eyosongive.us

Where's your god now? Korean mechonics

Fuck niggers

Actual xth for my wife Syndra

Fuck niggers who hate niggers nigger

>first game of the day
>treated to this

NUCK FIGGERS

WHO HAS 2 THUMBS AND A SHIELD

>he doesn't want a cute, well educated black gf
BRUH

>silver

get out of silver then?

I wanna marry Taliyah's eyebrows!

>be a dragon,minding my own things
>thot appears and tries to torture me while screaming "AGONY!"
>mate press and knot the banshee to shut her up,she goes silent
>this will never be life as a dragon in runeterra

worst reality desu

I want to give Soraka enough children to make a full team!

Post champs whose old splash art is better than their current.

Like... shave them of and marry them?

guess the only thing you can do is commission someone to draw this scenario

>well educated black

y-yes...

or SMUT

Comfy GFs!

>casters keep talking about how jinx is a possible pick
Did I miss something? Is Jinx competitively viable now or something?

tfw rugged garen with rogue admiral's face+hair and a non-cracked sword with no stupid leather straps never

>Post your main
>say something nice about him/her

Pic related
I found it pretty cool that riot barely changed him ever since they released this guy, he's just too cool i guess

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if u play ivern those 2 thumbs are probably up your own ass

She got some really strong buffs to her midgame

Brand has the best skins so far.

Xth for Ornn being removed from the game.

Reminder to respect your support and protect her!!!!

She had 1 pick in 8.1
1 pick 2 bans in 8.2
moving up reeeeeeeal fast

What was wrong with this Swain?

xth for my wife Syndra

Her passive has the perfect name, since it's exactly what you do when it triggers

Wrong

riot hates birdpeople

is he gettin a vu?

point and click DoT and low cooldown ult that made him annoying to deal with

>no more lord of change swain
I HATE IT

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT TROUGH THE COUNTERSTRIKE

It's unlikely the buffs will pass on to the live version, at least in full.

tryndamere should be the only champion able to attack move through an entire team

what's the matter, user?

>Lose game
>Get no blue essence
>Win game
>Get a once-per-day bonus of 50 blue essence
>Level up
>Get two champion shards worth a combined 180 blue essence
>Champions cost 6300 blue essence
How the everliving fuck are you meant to unlocking everything without spending money?

Miss Fortune. She is the most beautiful female character.

He is on the list but at a loe priority now. Riot was pretty pleased with his mini rework.

Why does Nu Swain accomplish nothing here?

But those are nerfs.

Oh no he found a random nigger in a suit on google
I have been countered how do i win?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FIRST FUCKING POST IN THE THREAD AHAHAHAHHAHAH I HOPE ALL MY RANKED VICTIMS ARE ALSO ON LOLG READING THIS

>2 items
>vs 3 tanks and an adc out of range

This is shyvana!

the game would honestly be better off without yasuo

he's already not seen much in high/mid mmr so no loss there, and in low mmr he's just a walking bag of gold for the enemy team so whoever gets him loses..

>Walks into enemy
>Do no damage and no CC with 0 tankiness left in the kit
>Die
BEST
REVAMP
YET

thicc eyebrows > thicc thighs

The only winning move is not to play.

He is always entertaining to play. Whether it's SA or Rhaast.

Just like how blacks don't go get educations
Got it.
Good thing you cleared that up

Because A, the person is playing him like old Swain and B, this is how Riot releases champions that they want to kill forever.

>Make champion shit.
>People say it's shit and needs buffs.
>Buff it five times to the point of being meta.
>People say it's OP and needs nerfs.
>Nerf it ten times to the point of being a shitpick.
>Ignore it completely and if anyone suggests buffing them, just point out the time where they were strong and mumble something along the lines of "inherently broken kit, can't fix".
>Let the champion rot forever.
Riot don't want Swain to be good. On the plus side, anyone that learns to play him now can ride the 2-3 month freelo train when he's in the "stupidly OP stage".

>jin air with a TRIPLE teleport
Thank god Unsealed Spellbook is gone.

All the Noxian girls work as waitresses to a bunny girl place. Who earns the most tips?
Mind you this includes Elise, Zyra, and Cass

Kayn is really handsome

Nice hair desu

Annie. I assume she's still Noxian.

>I WAS HIDING
>enemy quadra kil!
who thought that this is okay?

Elise.

>Zyra
>Noxian

Since when?

Let's not throw a lead!
Let's not get so tilted we miss every cs!
Let's not lose every game today!

When are they removing Tahm from the game?

>blargh
>blargh
>blargh
who thought that this is okay?

>He thinks the nerfs kill spellbook

spellbook is going to stay until the other keystones get buffed, because the ability to swap summoners and take the inspiration tree will always be better than comet or another shitty ((damage)) keystone that is relevant for the first 4 minutes of the game

I believe Zyra's old lore was that she was a Noxian mage taken over by a sentient plant but Riot seems to have changed it to make it more ambiguous.

Riven asks you to let her stay for two nights at your house and in exchange she will do anything that doesn't put her life at risk for you. Do you accept? What do you ask her to do?

I ask her to find soraka and show me what bunnies in heat do with the most virile champion on runeterra.

That movie was hilarious. Pure Afrokino

clean up, I don't have money for a maid

The plant is the one in control of the body and the plant has no diplomatic affiliation.

>She will do anything that doesn't put her life at risk for you
No deal. She must lay down her life for the lord of the house

Not to feed on toplane and rage on chat.

FIX TOP LANE

It's already good
Just Hashsoybois can't handle not just walking to a tower and it not be a free kill when he gets to the lane.

I HAD TO TRY TO WIN??

Questions like that are more based in heritage than current loyalties. Zyra's looks are Noxian, which is really what that was about.

>I'm the trash man!
>I throw trash all over all over the lane
>And then, I start eating garbage
>Then I pick up the trash can and kill myself with it

Daily reminder to healsluts - don't forget the balls!

>buffs
>you didn't remove every bit of damage he has so it's a buff

She can stay as long as she wants as long as I have free access to that butt.

But if I got bored of her I'd report her traitorous ass to Noxus for a fat sac of gold.

>tanks deal more damage then bruisers
>bruisers have the most expensive build paths
It’s more of a fix bruisers then fix top land

samefag

That's lewd as heck user

No my small brain hash viewer
Bruisers do good damage you're just to trash to see this with the little game knowledge you have.

It's mostly about the jungler having too much influence in the game, not so much top lane itself.

Would you mind giving an actual counterargument

Not really I just like bunny butts

You literally posted the same thing yesterday you fucking autist.

You wouldn't be able to understand with your little silver shitter brain
Maybe stop smoking the hash and get better at the role.

>bruisers do flat damage scaling a little with items
>tanks do percentagehp damage scaling not at all with items
big think
When Tahm Kench can deal 32% of your maximum health while keeping you completely cc'ed for 6 seconds what's the point in picking anything else

She was a lot more versatile when she had AP scallings in all of her kit. It wasn't fun to play against, but it was damn entertaining.

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Being better at the champs and role you play while not crying that riot, bot lane, and the jungler need to win the match or change the game for your inability to adapt to the game around you.

>go to any statistics site
>sort by average damage dealt for top lane
>mages/assassins are always on top, then bruisers, then tanks are on the bottom
I love this meme

I never said I watch hash he’s horrible and toxic, in what way are bruisers other then camlie are not getting outclassed?